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All personnel must undergo Memetic Conditioning Protocol XXXX-NORM prior to any interaction with SCP-XXXX. This protocol installs a class-IV linguistic anchor that prevents articulation of any descriptor for SCP-XXXX other than "ordinary." Personnel who find themselves compelled to use alternative descriptors must immediately exit the containment area and report to psychological evaluation.
- Documented anomalous abilities include but are not limited to:
- Consumption of normally inedible materials (including but not limited to: concrete, steel, ceramics, and in one case, an entire metropolitan subway train)
- Spatial manipulation, including the ability to rotate, fold, or otherwise restructure architectural elements
- Spontaneous teleportation, which SCP-XXXX describes as "thinking really hard about where I want to be"
- Communication with various fauna (although effectiveness appears inconsistent)
- Material manifestation
- Extreme physical resilience inconsistent with human biological limitations
SCP-XXXX maintains a persistent self-perception as entirely normal and non-anomalous. When confronted with evidence contradicting this self-perception, SCP-XXXX exhibits one of two response patterns:
*Recontextualization*: SCP-XXXX will reframe the anomalous occurrence as mundane, often attributing it to qualities supposedly common to all "ordinary gals"
*Reality Restructuring*: In cases where recontextualization fails, SCP-XXXX may unconsciously alter localized reality to accommodate her self-perception
Closing Statement: Following this interview, SCP-XXXX's file has been updated to prevent any testing protocols that might suggest to SCP-XXXX that she possesses extraordinary qualities. Researcher personnel are reminded that SCP-XXXX's perception of herself as "ordinary" appears to be the only factor preventing potentially catastrophic reality restructuring events.
Addendum XXXX-5: Additional Notable Containment Breaches
The following is a non-exhaustive list of containment breaches by SCP-XXXX:
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CRITICAL UPDATE: Recent theoretical analysis suggests that our containment procedures may be reinforcing SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects rather than inhibiting them. Research is ongoing to determine if an alternative containment approach is feasible. Until then, current procedures must be maintained to prevent immediate containment failure. See Addendum XXXX-7 for preliminary findings.
of note, the addendum XXXX-7 is:
Addendum XXXX-7: Research Note from Dr. ███████
Recent analysis suggests that SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties increase proportionally to attempts made to convince it of its extraordinary nature. It is my hypothesis that SCP-XXXX exists in a state of quantum superposition between "ordinary" and… another descriptor I'm not allowed to think or write. Each confirmation of its ordinariness strengthens the "ordinary" state, while each suggestion of extraordinariness causes reality to compensate by making it more [TERM REDACTED] to maintain its self-perception.
In layman's terms, the more we try to convince it that it's not ordinary, the more it overcompensates in order to redefine "ordinary" to include its new capabilities. I recommend immediate cessation of all testing focused on establishing the limits of SCP-XXXX's abilities.
— Dr. ███████, Senior Researcher
and it is at the end of the draft, after 9 listed containment breaches. Revision 19 removes six of the nine listed breach incidents.
Revision 20 changes the addendum title to -6, while the "critical update" notice still refers to XXXX-7, and the text following addendum 6 (Addendum XXXX-8: GOC Termination Attempt) is not updated either. This discrepancy is never corrected, even after addendum XXXX-6 receives significantly more text additions, most of which are not "preliminary findings".
Revision 23 adds the following text with excess spaces (another AI indicator):
Troublingly, I've begun to notice patterns suggesting the entity may be more complex than a standard reality bender. There is preliminary evidence that SCP-XXXX could potentially represent what we might term a "conceptual hazard" - an entity capable of altering not just physical reality but the very concepts we use to understand reality. Our linguistic containment protocols (referring to it as "ordinary") may paradoxically be reinforcing its anomalous nature rather than simply appeasing it.
If this hypothesis proves accurate, we face a concerning paradox: if we enforce harsher containment procedures, the more the entity's reality-bending abilities increase; but the more we treat it as ordinary, the more we may be allowing a conceptual contamination that expands the definition of "ordinary" itself.
I stress that this remains purely theoretical at present. Research is ongoing, and we have insufficient data to draw firm conclusions. Until we better understand these mechanisms, current containment procedures must be maintained without modification to prevent immediate containment breach events. The stability offered by our present approach, even if imperfect, remains preferable to the unpredictable consequences of significant protocol changes.
— Dr. ███████, Senior Researcher
Revision 31 makes (some seemingly superfluous) wording changes:
Dr. Williams: That's good to hear. I wanted to ask you about what happened yesterday with the tablet.
Dr. Williams: That's good to hear. I wanted to discuss what happened yesterday with the tablet you found.
—-
[Note: At this point, reality stabilization measures registered a 0.8% deviation from baseline]
Dr. Williams: What makes you think the information in those files is real?
SCP-XXXX: [laughs] Well, it has to be! You guys are running this whole big facility thing. Though some of those creatures sound pretty wild. Like that statue that moves when you're not looking? Creepy!
Dr. Williams: I see. And did you have any sort of… ordinary reaction to reading those files? Like wishing for these strange creatures to be more ordinary?
SCP-XXXX: [frowns] I don't think so, right? I mean, there are lots of strange and wonderful things out there. There would be no reason to try and force them to be ordinary like me!
[Note: Reality stabilization measures registered a 0.8% deviation from baseline]
Dr. Williams: When you read about these unusual creatures, did you have any thoughts about them?
SCP-XXXX: [thoughtfully] Well, they seemed pretty lonely, actually. I wondered if they just wanted to be accepted for who they are.
Dr. Williams: And what about the file labeled SCP-XXXX?
SCP-XXXX: [slight frown] That one was weird. It described normal, everyday things I do like they were special somehow. Like, it said eating trains was "a-no-ma-lous." [laughs] But all ordinary gals eat trains sometimes! It's just a regular snack preference.
Dr. Williams: Would you say you're extraordinary in any way?
—-
[Note: Reality stabilization measures registered a 4.3% deviation from baseline]
SCP-XXXX: [expression changes to visible distress] Me? No! I'm an ordinary gal! Why would you say something like that? I'm not special! I'm just me!
[Note: Reality stabilization measures registered a 17.2% deviation from baseline]
Dr. Williams: I apologize. You're absolutely ordinary.
SCP-XXXX: [calming] That's better. I was worried for a second that you might think I was weird or special or unique or different or unusual or remarkable or noteworthy or distinctive or—
[SCP-XXXX continues to list synonyms for "special" for 34 seconds. Reality stabilization measures register a decline in deviation, down to 5.2% deviation from baseline]
Dr. Williams: Would you like to return to your room now?
SCP-XXXX: Sure! I love living in my ordinary room! Just like any ordinary gal does!
<End Log>
[Note: Reality stabilization measures returned to 2.3% deviation from baseline]
Dr. Williams: [leaning forward] Hypothetically speaking, what would you think if someone suggested you had extraordinary abilities?
[Note: Dr. Williams deviated from protocol by using the prohibited descriptor "extraordinary" in reference to SCP-XXXX]
SCP-XXXX: [expression changes to visible distress] Me? No! I'm an ordinary gal! Why would you say something like that? I'm not special! I'm just me!
[Note: Reality stabilization measures spiked to 17.2% deviation from baseline, minor reality fluctuations detected in adjacent sectors]
Dr. Williams: [quickly] I apologize. You're absolutely ordinary.
SCP-XXXX: [calming] That's better. I was worried for a second that you might think I was weird or special or unique or different or unusual or remarkable or noteworthy or distinctive or—
[SCP-XXXX continues to list synonyms for "special" for 34 seconds. Reality stabilization measures register a decline in deviation, down to 5.2% deviation from baseline]
Dr. Williams: Would you like to return to your room now?
SCP-XXXX: [cheerfully] Sure! I love my ordinary room! Just like any ordinary gal does!
<End Log>
Revision 35 removes the adverbs (another AI indicator) appended to the interview log:
- SCP-XXXX: [excitedly] :** Oh my gosh
- SCP-XXXX: [thoughtfully] :** Well
- SCP-XXXX: [confidently] :** Well,
- SCP-XXXX: [calming] :** That's better.
- SCP-XXXX: [cheerfully] :** Sure!
Revision 36 removes the last sentence ("Countermeasures are in development.") in this log:
Breach #9 (██/██/20██) - Ongoing: Foundation analysts have detected a concerning pattern suggesting SCP-XXXX may be gradually altering baseline reality to match its perception of "ordinariness." Quarterly reality baseline measurements indicate a 0.03% shift toward SCP-XXXX's definition of "ordinary" each month. If this trend continues, projections suggest that within ██ years, SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties may become genuinely "ordinary" by consensus reality standards. Countermeasures are in development.
Revision 39 removes the line "I recommend immediate cessation of all testing focused on establishing the limits of SCP-XXXX's abilities." from an addendum, and also makes a significant change/addition to text:
I stress that this remains purely theoretical at present. Research is ongoing, and we have insufficient data to draw firm conclusions. Until we better understand these mechanisms, current containment procedures must be maintained without modification to prevent immediate containment breach events. The stability offered by our present approach, even if imperfect, remains preferable to the unpredictable consequences of significant protocol changes.
changed to:
One such harsher containment measure currently in development is Protocol XXXX-LEXICAL, which would utilize a rotating set of mundane, non-superlative adjectives when referring to the entity. This approach would attempt to prevent the conceptual reinforcement that occurs when repeatedly using "ordinary" while avoiding terms that trigger its defensive reality alterations. The protocol would follow a predetermined schedule, cycling through descriptors such as "regular," "standard," "typical," "common," and "unremarkable" at 72-hour intervals.
However, I must emphasize that implementing Protocol XXXX-LEXICAL could potentially increase the entity's reality-bending aptitude if it perceives this variation as a challenge to its self-concept. The entity's unstable nature and extreme sensitivity to terminology make this protocol particularly risky.
SCP-XXXX's conceptual contamination abilities make it particularly dangerous should it interpret any linguistic rotation as an attempt to categorize it as something other than what it believes itself to be. Protocol XXXX-LEXICAL, despite its theoretical merits, represents exactly the type of containment escalation that could provoke more severe reality restructuring events.
I stress that this remains purely theoretical at present. Until we better understand these mechanisms, current containment procedures must be maintained without modification to prevent immediate containment breach events. The stability offered by our present approach, even if imperfect, remains preferable to the unpredictable consequences of significant protocol changes.