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nikolaihxx (account age 2 days, site membership 23 hours) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple obvious indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8135
Item #: SCP-8135
Object Class: Archon
Special Containment Procedures:
Due to SCP-8135’s Archon classification, it is not actively contained but instead monitored in a designated area within Site-███. The entity is allowed free movement within a 10 km² perimeter of dense forestland, chosen to accommodate its size and behavioral needs. Direct containment is deemed unnecessary and potentially harmful, as SCP-8135 has shown no hostility unless provoked. In the event of distress, on-site personnel are to engage in calming interactions to stabilize its mood and prevent fluctuations in its horn size.
SCP-8135, designated "Puddlecake,” is an 11-foot-tall humanoid entity with a distinctively unnatural physiology. The entity possesses a small, slim head, disproportionately small compared to its massive frame, with dark, hollow eyes. A thick mane of matted wolf-like fur extends down its neck, contrasting with the grotesque appearance of its torso. The torso consists solely of exposed, aged rib bones, seemingly rotting yet structurally stable. There is no visible internal structure beneath the ribs, and attempts to scan or examine the inside have yielded anomalous results, suggesting an empty void within.
One of SCP-8135’s defining features is a singular, elongated horn protruding from its forehead. The size of the horn directly correlates with SCP-8135’s emotional state—growing longer when the entity is content and shrinking when it is distressed or saddened. Observations indicate that when the horn retracts below a critical length (approximately 5 cm), SCP-8135 enters a depressive state, remaining motionless for extended periods.
Behaviour:
SCP-8135 exhibits passive and docile tendencies, often wandering its designated perimeter aimlessly. It has been observed interacting with small wildlife in a seemingly affectionate manner. When approached calmly, SCP-8135 responds with curiosity but will avoid direct physical contact unless trust is established. Despite its unsettling appearance, SCP-8135 does not display aggression unless provoked, at which point it may emit a deep, guttural sound and briefly increase in size before retreating.
Personnel engaging with SCP-8135 are advised to maintain a non-threatening demeanor and avoid actions that may cause distress, as the entity’s emotional fluctuations have yet unknown anomalous consequences.
Addendum 8135-A:
Incident Report 8135-07
On ██/██/████, SCP-8135 was observed emitting a low-frequency hum while its horn extended beyond any previously recorded length (estimated 3.4 meters). Within minutes, all electronic devices in a 500-meter radius experienced temporary failure, suggesting an electromagnetic anomaly. Further research into SCP-8135’s emotional states and their potential effects on the environment is ongoing.
Note: Due to SCP-8135’s passive nature and potential anomalous benefits (such as interaction-based electromagnetic regulation), removal from containment has been proposed, pending further studies on its long-term effects.
Excerpts of note:
SCP-8135, designated "Puddlecake,” is an 11-foot-tall humanoid entity with a distinctively unnatural physiology. The entity possesses a small, slim head, disproportionately small compared to its massive frame, with dark, hollow eyes. A thick mane of matted wolf-like fur extends down its neck, contrasting with the grotesque appearance of its torso. The torso consists solely of exposed, aged rib bones, seemingly rotting yet structurally stable. There is no visible internal structure beneath the ribs, and attempts to scan or examine the inside have yielded anomalous results, suggesting an empty void within.
Behaviour:
SCP-8135 exhibits passive and docile tendencies, often wandering its designated perimeter aimlessly. It has been observed interacting with small wildlife in a seemingly affectionate manner. When approached calmly, SCP-8135 responds with curiosity but will avoid direct physical contact unless trust is established. Despite its unsettling appearance, SCP-8135 does not display aggression unless provoked, at which point it may emit a deep, guttural sound and briefly increase in size before retreating.
Personnel engaging with SCP-8135 are advised to maintain a non-threatening demeanor and avoid actions that may cause distress, as the entity’s emotional fluctuations have yet unknown anomalous consequences.
Note: Due to SCP-8135’s passive nature and potential anomalous benefits (such as interaction-based electromagnetic regulation), removal from containment has been proposed, pending further studies on its long-term effects.
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