Non-Disc Record - pudds
Noting that pudds (account age and site membership 742 days) recently spammed several forum threads to the Ideas Critique forum:
- 23 Mar 2025, 07:41 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17075062/seeking-greenlights-blood-replacing-nutella
- Elevator Pitch: A 750g jar of hazelnut spread that, when consumed within the definition of a "sandwich," (but only with bread or bread-like material) triggers an irreversible transformation, slowly turning the consumer's blood into an anomalous chocolate-like substance with no known cure. The process follows a progression but results in death.
- 24 Mar 2025, 09:34 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17082836/seeking-greenlights-the-temporal-shelf-life-phenomenon
- Elevator Pitch: SCP-XXXX is a recurring anomalous phenomenon that manifests in one randomly selected department store within the United States once per month. This phenomenon alters the expiration dates of every product in the affected store and sets them to just before the 2nd day of the month (x/2/xxxx). This effect applies retroactively to all digital and physical records.
- 25 Mar 2025, 02:21 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17083115/seeking-greenlights-the-boy-who-knows
- Elevator Pitch: A 14-year-old boy with almost limitless knowledge, including classified SCP data, is contained after exposing the Foundation’s existence. Despite his genius, he is emotionally immature, smug, and resistant to authority. As containment challenges grow, his escapes expose vulnerabilities. He only wants to go home.
- 25 Mar 2025, 02:30 https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17083121/discontinued
- Elevator Pitch: A plastic, gold-painted trophy that reshapes itself to highlight an individual’s deepest failure or insecurity when held. Often cruel and disturbingly accurate, SCP-XXXX has caused severe psychological distress in multiple test subjects.
- 25 Mar 2025, 09:06 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17083258/seeking-greenlights-jesuses-for-sale
- Elevator Pitch:A box of 50 tiny, rubber Jesus figurines, each representing different (and extinct) Christian sects. They are sentient, highly argumentative, and claim to be the one true Messiah. Their endless theological disputes make them EXTREMELY annoying and loud.
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