Noting that new site member 
Zeddock (account age 29 days, site membership 27 days) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8162 (note that "ComfyUI" is a generative AI tool)
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SCP-8162 -- The Kind Old Lady
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**Special Containment Procedures:**
SCP-8162 manifests intermittently in remote, uninhabited wilderness locations. ████████ ███ ██████ ████ ████ A minimum 3 km exclusion zone is to be established around detected instances, monitored via drone surveillance. █████ is required to quarantine, and neutralize new manifestations. Any civilians entering the zone are to be detained and ████.
Foundation personnel are forbidden from entering SCP-8162’s structure under any circumstances. Any personnel who do not exit within █████ minutes are to be presumed lost. Testing is indefinitely suspended following Incident ██
**Description:**
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SCP-8162 is a recurring spatial anomaly that manifests as a small wooden cottage, typically appearing deep within forests or isolated rural areas. The exterior presents as an inviting structure with a well-maintained garden and a chimney emitting a gentle curl of smoke. Analysis of the foundation materials shows anomalous temporal variance—some sections appear to be newly built, while others radiocarbon date to over ████ years old.
SCP-8162 is inhabited by an elderly woman (designated SCP-8162-1), who consistently presents as a gentle, kind grandmotherly figure. SCP-8162-1 appears human but displays extensive reality-altering capabilities within the house. Individuals lured inside report SCP-8162-1 offering homemade treats, comfortable seating, and pleasant conversation. However, once the subject fully crosses the threshold, the ██████████ illusion collapses, and SCP-8162’s true anomalous nature is revealed.
Upon full entry into SCP-8162, victims experience the following anomalous effects:
- **Crystallization:** Some individuals are transmuted into glass-like spheres (SCP-8162-2), containing a frozen, euphoric expression. Scans using █████ suggest subjects remain conscious and aware, locked in a permanent state of bliss. The orbs are sometimes used by SCP-8162-1 for decoration or as scrying implements. This is speculated to be done because of ████████████
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- **Transmutation into Furniture:** Others are converted into various household objects, including doors, chairs, tables, and drawers. These objects (SCP-8162-3) exhibit limited autonomy, capable of minor movement to fulfill SCP-8162-1's needs (e.g., chairs scooting forward, doors opening by themselves). ███████ Scans show subjects retain human awareness but are completely subservient to SCP-8162-1’s commands.
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- **Culinary Conversion:** SCP-8162-1 has been observed baking anomalous cookies made out of ████, ████████ and a pinch of ███ When consumed, it rapidly accelerates the transformation process. This is speculated to be because of ████████████████ Subjects consuming these treats are converted into furniture with heightened speed and efficiency, often before they can comprehend what is occurring.
Attempts to destroy SCP-8162’s structure result in complete ████████ with the anomaly relocating to a new location within an estimated 24-72 hours. SCP-8162-1 expresses mild amusement toward such attempts and has, in rare cases, addressed Foundation personnel directly via handwritten invitations delivered through █████
**Incident Report 8162-04:**
On ██/██/████, three Level-█ researchers entered SCP-8162 under controlled conditions. After a delay of ██ minutes, emergency retrieval protocols were initiated. Only one subject was recovered, exhibiting extreme psychological distress. The remaining two were ████████████, though one chair in the sitting room exhibited distressing vocalizations when overturned.
**Note:** Further exploration is not recommended. SCP-8162 exhibits a deeply predatory nature, and its ability to manipulate perception via ███████ makes escape unlikely once entry is achieved. The current best strategy remains ███████████ and rapid containment upon reappearance.
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Excerpts of note:
Upon full entry into SCP-8162, victims experience the following anomalous effects:
- Crystallization: Some individuals are transmuted into glass-like spheres (SCP-8162-2), containing a frozen, euphoric expression. Scans using █████ suggest subjects remain conscious and aware, locked in a permanent state of bliss. The orbs are sometimes used by SCP-8162-1 for decoration or as scrying implements. This is speculated to be done because of ████████████
- Transmutation into Furniture: Others are converted into various household objects, including doors, chairs, tables, and drawers. These objects (SCP-8162-3) exhibit limited autonomy, capable of minor movement to fulfill SCP-8162-1's needs (e.g., chairs scooting forward, doors opening by themselves). ███████ Scans show subjects retain human awareness but are completely subservient to SCP-8162-1’s commands.
- Culinary Conversion: SCP-8162-1 has been observed baking anomalous cookies made out of ████, ████████ and a pinch of ███ When consumed, it rapidly accelerates the transformation process. This is speculated to be because of ████████████████ Subjects consuming these treats are converted into furniture with heightened speed and efficiency, often before they can comprehend what is occurring.
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User has no mainsite/sandbox edit history beyond page creation and no forum comments. Membership revoked, PM sent. Kufat, Zoobeeny, and nico supporting.
