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SirAlucardH (account age and site membership 1 day) recently posted the following forum thread, which contains multiple common indicators of AI-generation, to the Ideas Critique forum: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17040905/seeking-greenlight
Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: SCP Article
Genre (Optional): Comedy / Light Cosmic Horror
Page Layout (Optional): Standard SCP format (containment procedures, description, addenda/interviews)
Elevator Pitch:
SCP-4723, nicknamed “Homie the Anomalous Canine,” is a playful but omnipotent dog that can casually warp reality and influences minds worldwide. Despite possessing power to undo civilizations, it prefers harmless mischief like turning all coffee into fruit punch.
Central Narrative:
The Foundation struggles to contain SCP-4723, which stays in its chamber only because it finds the situation amusing. As personnel document its pranks like rewriting fundamental physics on a whim tensions rise when the O5 Council debates a doomsday protocol with almost zero chance of success. The narrative is centered around the contrast between SCP-4723’s carefree attitude and the risk it poses.
Hook/Attention-Grabber (Optional):
An unstoppable, reality-warping canine that simply wants to “vibe,” while casually pacifying Keter-class threats and confounding the Foundation at every turn.
Excerpts of note:
Elevator Pitch:
SCP-4723, nicknamed “Homie the Anomalous Canine,” is a playful but omnipotent dog that can casually warp reality and influences minds worldwide. Despite possessing power to undo civilizations, it prefers harmless mischief like turning all coffee into fruit punch.
Central Narrative:
The Foundation struggles to contain SCP-4723, which stays in its chamber only because it finds the situation amusing. As personnel document its pranks like rewriting fundamental physics on a whim tensions rise when the O5 Council debates a doomsday protocol with almost zero chance of success. The narrative is centered around the contrast between SCP-4723’s carefree attitude and the risk it poses.
User has no other forum posts. They do have a sandbox, which is clearly AI-generated material: https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/siralucards-homie
The following is the fully formed draft created in revision 1. The user's later edits are for formatting, a title change, and swapping out individual words in some sentences.
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**Item #:** SCP-4723
**Object Class:** Keter
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**Special Containment Procedures:**
SCP-4723 is currently contained in a high-security, reality-stabilized chamber at Site-01, outfitted with Level-7 Scranton Reality Anchors (SRAs) and ontological dampeners to minimize its influence on the surrounding environment. As of ██/██/████, it has become apparent that SCP-4723 remains within containment of its own volition.
- **No direct communication** with SCP-4723 is to be attempted without approval from the O5 Council. Any written, verbal, or digital messages it produces must be reviewed by personnel with Level 5 clearance.
- Personnel exhibiting unusual attachment, admiration, or devotion toward SCP-4723 are to be reassigned immediately and undergo psychological evaluation.
- All reality-altering manifestations or “casual miracles” performed by SCP-4723 are to be cataloged and analyzed for potential large-scale universal destabilization.
- **Protocol OMEGA-HOMIE** remains on standby. However, given SCP-4723’s demonstrated resistance to all known containment strategies, the probability of success is estimated to be below 0.0034%.
Given SCP-4723’s cooperation, active pursuit of alternative containment methods has been suspended—though the Foundation remains on high alert for any shift in its temperament or intentions.
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**Description:**
SCP-4723, commonly referred to as “Homie the Anomalous Canine,” does not adhere to a single, stable physical form. While most observers perceive it as some variant of domestic dog (Canis lupus familiaris), descriptions can vary wildly (ranging from a fox-like entity to a humanoid canid).
Despite its innocuous and playful demeanor, SCP-4723 possesses the following **key anomalous properties**:
1. **Universal-Level Mind Control**
- SCP-4723 exerts a passive influence on the thoughts, emotions, and perceptions of all living beings within an estimated 50 km radius (though global-scale effects have been theorized).
- Individuals exposed to SCP-4723 invariably exhibit profound admiration and devotion. Hostile or fearful responses toward SCP-4723 become impossible.
- Prolonged exposure (>72 hours) leads to permanent neurological restructuring, rendering affected individuals incapable of perceiving SCP-4723 as a threat under any circumstances.
- Even other anomalous entities (e.g., SCP-682, SCP-096, and SCP-106) exhibit docile, compliant behavior in its presence.
2. **Tier-1 Reality Manipulation (Casual Omnipotence)**
- SCP-4723 can alter fundamental laws of physics, retroactively rewrite events, and negate its own vulnerabilities.
- Observed manifestations include spontaneous teleportation, conceptual erasure (removing individuals or ideas from existence entirely), and temporal restructuring (halting or reversing time).
- While the potential for large-scale cataclysmic events is immense, SCP-4723’s reality alterations remain largely benign or whimsical.
- **Notable examples** include:
- Replacing all coffee in Site-██ with fruit punch “to mix it up.”
- Adjusting Einstein’s equation (_E=mc²_) to include an additional term that was later verified by every known physics model.
- Reviving deceased personnel, citing, “He still had stuff to do.”
3. **Multiversal Influence**
- Anomalies consistent with SCP-4723’s presence have been observed in parallel universes and alternate timelines.
- Entire civilizations in adjacent realities appear to revere SCP-4723 as a deity.
- Astronomical data suggests SCP-4723’s influence extends far beyond baseline reality, though it has yet to exhibit malicious intent.
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**Addendum: Incident Log 4723-Ω (“The Homie Event”)**
**Date:** ██/██/████
**Summary:**
On ██/██/████, SCP-4723 simultaneously manifested across every major Foundation site worldwide. During this event, it:
- Disabled global containment measures, releasing numerous Keter-class entities.
- Appeared to each O5 Council member, offering them “one chance to chill.”
- Nullified an imminent XK-Class end-of-world scenario by causing the hostile anomaly to “lose interest and take a nap.”
Following the event, all freed anomalies **returned themselves** to containment, citing SCP-4723’s “request” to do so. SCP-4723 subsequently reappeared in its own containment chamber, concluding the breach.
Its final statement before resuming containment was:
> “Y’all stress too much. Just let things vibe.”
Since then, SCP-4723 has shown minimal interest in Foundation operations, leading some to speculate that it is either unaware of its full capabilities or simply chooses not to exercise them on a larger scale.
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**Addendum 4723-A: The Final Question**
During an unsanctioned interaction, Researcher ██████ asked:
> “What are you, really?”
SCP-4723 briefly paused before responding:
> “That’s a good question, homie. Maybe I’m just the universe’s way of saying… take it easy.”
The deeper implications of this statement remain under investigation.
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**Additional Notes (Optional Research Logs):**
- Ongoing observations suggest SCP-4723 devotes significant time to casual exploration of Foundation sites—playing with staff or manifesting playful, minor anomalies.
- **Current Status:** SCP-4723 remains in self-imposed containment. Proposed reclassification to “Apollyon” has been discussed but never finalized due to the entity’s lack of overt hostility.
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Excerpts of note:
Despite its innocuous and playful demeanor, SCP-4723 possesses the following key anomalous properties: […]
1. Universal-Level Mind Control
- SCP-4723 exerts a passive influence on the thoughts, emotions, and perceptions of all living beings within an estimated 50 km radius (though global-scale effects have been theorized).
- Individuals exposed to SCP-4723 invariably exhibit profound admiration and devotion. Hostile or fearful responses toward SCP-4723 become impossible.
- Prolonged exposure (>72 hours) leads to permanent neurological restructuring, rendering affected individuals incapable of perceiving SCP-4723 as a threat under any circumstances.
- Even other anomalous entities (e.g., SCP-682, SCP-096, and SCP-106) exhibit docile, compliant behavior in its presence.
2. Tier-1 Reality Manipulation (Casual Omnipotence)
- SCP-4723 can alter fundamental laws of physics, retroactively rewrite events, and negate its own vulnerabilities.
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