Noting that it was brought to staff attention that new site member 
Dr Baygull (account age 10 days, site membership 9 days) recently posted the following reply to another user's coldpost: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17007992/scp-8279#post-6756450 post title "QUICKLY"
Okay so, By the way you are not following format, I'll assume that you're new! (me too!) Because of the author being a shithead rule breaker[[footnote]] extreme sexual content or some thing like that… [[/footnote]], Dr Jack Bright has become a bad face on the site. To avoid getting dislike bombed, replace him with Dr Elias Shaw. I know the name kinda sucks, but your over SCP is pretty good. also try using the basic format found in "How to write a page"how-to-write-an-scp .w I hope your SCP journey isn't as T R AU MA T I C as mine![[footnote]] all three of my scps were put on the deletion range. That's how I learned this stuff. [[/footnote]]
They also coldposted the following page: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/even-more-scp-914-content/comments/show which has no rating module.
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|lv=four
|cc=SAFE
|dc=DARK
|site=Site-19
|dir= [REDACTED]
|head=--Dr Gears-- --It's Alto Clef time baby-- --Elias Shaw is in the HOUSE!-- Dr Gears
|mtf=MTF Mu-4
]]
> You thought we were done?[[footnote]] I did NOT make SCP 914! This is the work of the amazing Dr Gears! [[/footnote]]
>
> No.
> Researcher Joseph Carpenter might have lost his keycard, but did not lose our... uhh... [INSERT WITTY JOKE HERE].
>
> WE NEED MORE TESTS!
>
> Now, I had to to fight[[footnote]] Like, bare fist to the death brawl [[/footnote]] the MTF-ALPHA-1 really hard for the O5-Council to accept my request. It basically consisted me and Dr Clef walking in super cool-like into the O5-Council's office and harassing them- ANYWAYS They gave me permission to test on SCP 914! In an big iron box. Surrounded with Telekill. Plated with Titanium. Guarded by MTF Epsilon-11. Geez. Talk about trust issues.
Name:Dr Shaw
Date: 15/12/2023
Total Items: 5 gallon bucket of salt.
Input : 5 gallon bucket of salt.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 20 gallon bucket of pure amethyst
> Notes: Wait... How much can I sell amethyst for again? -Dr Shaw
Name:Dr Clef
Date: 17/12/2023
Total Items: SCP 999
Input : SCP 999 (The Tickle Monster)
Setting: Rough
Output: Standard █████ brand plastic cup filled with 1.5 pints of mango juice of mild thickness.
> dang... :( -Dr Clef
Name:Dr Shaw
Date: 20/1/2024
Total Items: SCP 500
Input : SCP 409
Setting: Coarse
Output: 20 gallon bucket of pure amethyst
> MORE?! WHYYY MORE?! -Dr Shaw
Name:Dr Clef
Date: 20/1/2024
Total Items: O5 Clearance Keycard, D-69420
Input : O5 Keycard
Setting: Coarse
Output: A plastic arcade electronic ticket card, belonging to a golf themed arcade and mini golf zone. The name, as well as all identifying labels, have been purposely been scratched out with a knife.
Input : D-69420, O5 Keycard
Setting: 1:1
Output: O5-10 manifested. No trace of D-69420's DNA remains, possible teleportation.
> Whay? how did I... huh? -A confused O5-10
Name:Dr Shaw
Date: 13/2/2024
Total Items: SCP 553
Input : SCP 533
Setting: 1:1
Output: 20 gallon bucket of pure amethyst
> KILL MEEE- oh right- uhm... -Dr Shaw
Name:Dr Shaw
Date: 14/2/2024
Total Items: The entire MTF Theta-90
Input : MTF Theta-90
Setting: Very fine
Output: **20 gallon bucket of pure amethyst in a triangular container**
> fuck -Dr Shaw
Name: Cain
Date: 19/2/2024
Total Items: Abel
Input : SCP-076-2
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of moaning, slowly regenerating flesh.
> DAMMMMMN Cain! Didin't know you were **Hostile** like that broooo -Dr Clef
Note: SCP 073 is to be given a gold sticker in award In sight of his **unique** angle at recontaining SCP 076-2
> Interesting situations require interesting solutions. I recommend getting him back to his cell. -073
Name: The Engineer
Date: 20/3/2024
Total Items: 4 Site 19 SD, 4 fully loaded M16s, human eyeball.
Input : 3 Site 19 SD
Setting: Rough
Output: Porcelain bowl of steaming shredded human flesh. Used to throw at SD-804
Input : SD-804
Setting: Rough
Output: 3 inch cube of human bone, used to throw at D-42069
Input : 4 M-16s
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Iron remote control consisting of 3 buttons. "Strike", "Boom", and "Kamikaze". Allegedly belongs to an orbital strike canon 600000 light years away, according to back panel. The first button was pressed, shortly after multiple RRT units were deployed to neutralize CI forces.
> oh nooo. what shall we every dooo. its soooo close to us. ahh. we are doomed. -O5-7
Name: Dr Clef
Date: 30/4/2024
Total Items: Site 17 5 inch scaled model.
Input : Site 17 model
Setting: Fine
Output: [REDACTED]
> oh... oh my God... the screams... we-we-we can rebuild site 19 right, O5-10? -Dr Clef
> I still don't know how I got here. -O5-10
Name: D-46290
Date: 8/2/2027
Total Items: 1 [DATA EXPUNGED] cherry bomb.
Input : Cherry Bomb
Setting: 1:1
Output: "SPARKZ AND FUN RAINBOW WONDERTAINMENT FIREWORK CREATION KIT" Object contained dangerous amount of gunpowder. Immediately disposed of.
> Wait. How did you guys incinerate Gunpowder-oh. That's what the explosions were about -Dr Shaw
Name: Dr Shaw
Date: 3/4/2027
Total Items: 1 Chainsaw
Input : Chainsaw
Setting: Very Fine
Output: a 20 freakin' gallon bucket of pure amethyst
> Is this some joke? Some prank? YOU CAUGHT ME! YOU CAN COME OUT NOW, 343! -Dr Shaw
Name: Dr Carol
Date: 8/4/2027
Total Items: 1 hardcover Copy of "The Christmas Carol" By Charles John Huffam Dickens.
Input : Aforementioned book.
Setting: Rough
Output: A candle, a horn of plenty, and black robes.
> *Holding robes* I-... I'm going to wear these next halloween. For research purposes, of course. *Walks away with robes* -Dr Gears
Name: Dr Carol
Date: 8/4/2027
Total Items: 1 paperback Copy of "The Hunger Game" By Suzanne Marie Collins
Input : Aforementioned book.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED FOR MENTAL SAFETY OF SITE 19 PERSONNEL]
> EVACUTE. CODE: GRAY. I REPEAT. CODE: GRAY. EV- CODE: SUPERBLUE. EVACUTE. CODE: SUPERBLUE. REMAIN CALM AND FOLLOW ORDERS. CODE: SUPERBLUE. REMAIN CALM. WE ARE DANGER. WE ARE ALL PROBABLY GOING TO DIE. CODE: SUPERBLUE. REMAIN CALM. REMAIN CLAM. BECOME A CLAM. REMAIN- CODE: COLDSILVER. Expect the eventual liquidation of your department, please. -On-Site Loudspeaker.
> Did it just say " WE ARE ALL PROBABLY GOING TO DIE"? Can we call the Loudspeaker an SCP now? [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1081 I wonder... ] -Dr Colbat, Ethics Department
Name: Dr Shaw
Date: 9/3/2028
Total Items: [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/log-of-anomalous-ducks Generic rubber duck design with the addition of a fuzzy green hat. Any subject holding this object perceives every living organism in their line of sight to be wearing a similar fuzzy green hat.]
Input : Rubber Duck with Hat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: __ **20 gallon bucket of pure amethyst**__
Name: Dr Gear
Date: 9/3/2028
Total Items: Index card containing an instance of SCP-1830-J, ●●|●●●●●|●●|●
Input : SCP 1830-J
Setting: 1:1
Output: An article about redacting sentences.
Input:●●|●●●●●|●●|●
Setting: Rough[[footnote]] we need --GET RID OF IT-- CONTAIN IT[[/footnote]]
Output: N/A
Note: Dr Charlse Ojden Gear terminated by MTF Mu-4 for impersonating Dr Gears to obtain credentials. Possible GOC operative.
Name: Dr Clef
Date: 9/3/2028
Total Items: Safely kept human eyeball from the 2/3/2024 CI attack
Input : N/A
Setting: N/A
Output: N/A
> Do you know what DECOMPOSITION is? -Dr Crow
> {{So. Uhm. We NEVER allowed anyone to use SCP 914. A possible Mandela effect causing SCP in uder research. -O5-1}}
They then spammed several revisions of tags on the page, most of which are not used by the SCP wiki:
- Added tags: dr_gears, joke.
- Added tags: _lot_of_tags, a, chaos_insurgency, flesh, pls_upvote, scp, scp-914, tagspam.
- Added tags: o5.
- Added tags: joke.
- Added tags: dr_clef.
- Added tags: chaos-insurgency, dr-clef. Removed tags: dr_clef.
The user also posted an incomplete page to the mainsite earlier; staff contacted them directly about it and they apologized. Recommending warning for their behavior.
