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Item #: SCP-8611
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8611 is to be contained within a standard anomalous item locker at Site-██. Access is restricted to Level 2 personnel and above. Authorized personnel may request a viewing session of SCP-8611. All viewing sessions must be supervised by at least one Level 3 researcher and conducted in a secure viewing room equipped with soundproofing to minimize external distractions.
After each viewing, personnel are required to submit a brief report detailing their experiences and any emotional responses. Any adverse psychological effects should be reported immediately for further evaluation.
Description: SCP-8611 is a collection of video recordings titled "The Great British Bake Off: Historical Edition." The recordings feature a selection of notable historical figures from British history, with each episode representing a different Era in British history. The format follows that of a traditional baking competition, with contestants engaging in various themed challenges. Each episode includes commentary from judges who are also historical figures, including:
Mary Berry
Paul Hollywood
George Bernard Shaw
Agatha Christie
Viewing SCP-8611 produces a range of emotional and psychological effects on individuals, including:
Nostalgia: Many viewers report a deep sense of nostalgia, often connecting emotionally with the historical figures and the time periods they represent. This nostalgia can evoke memories of personal experiences related to family gatherings, baking traditions, and cultural heritage.
Emotional Connection: Viewers frequently express feelings of warmth and familiarity, as the characters portray relatable human emotions and stories. This connection fosters a sense of empathy toward historical figures, making them feel more accessible and personable.
Inspiration to Bake: Individuals who watch SCP-8611 often feel inspired to recreate the dishes featured in the episodes. This motivation to bake is accompanied by an increase in creativity, as viewers experiment with recipes and add personal touches based on their interpretations of the historical context.
Dreams and Daydreaming: Post-viewing, some individuals report vivid dreams or daydreams involving interactions with the historical figures. These dreams often centre around baking, conversations about life and philosophy, or humorous scenarios reminiscent of the show.
Psychological Resonance: Viewers have described the experience as cathartic, providing an emotional release through laughter and shared experiences. The combination of humour, camaraderie, and culinary challenges resonates deeply, making the viewing experience enjoyable and fulfilling.
Social Interaction: Many viewers engage in discussions about the episodes, sharing their interpretations and favourite moments. This encourages social interaction and community-building, as people bond over shared experiences and the history presented in the series.
Potential Adverse Effects: In rare cases, prolonged exposure to SCP-8611 may lead to obsessive tendencies regarding baking or an over idealization of historical figures, particularly in individuals already prone to nostalgia or romanticizing the past. Such effects should be monitored and reported.
Addendum. Origin: SCP-8611 was discovered in a small antique shop in London in late 20██. The shop owner, an elderly woman named Mrs. Hargrove, reported that the recordings had been left behind by a mysterious customer who claimed the tapes contained “lost episodes” of a baking competition featuring famous historical figures. Intrigued, Mrs. Hargrove viewed the tapes herself and became captivated by the personalities and humour presented within.
Upon viewing, Mrs. Hargrove experienced intense nostalgia and emotional connections to the historical figures, leading her to promote the tapes in her shop. However, customers began reporting unusual side effects after viewing the tapes, including vivid dreams of interacting with the historical figures and feeling compelled to bake dishes inspired by the episodes. Once complainants reached Foundation personal, distribution of SCP- 8611 instances was stopped, and all people involved received Class- A amnestics. Efforts to find original distributor have failed.
Episode Log 8611-A:
Episode 1: “The Elizabethan Bake”
Contestants: Queen Elizabeth I, Sir Walter Raleigh, Christopher Marlowe
Judges: Mary Berry, George Bernard Shaw
Challenge: Bake a traditional Elizabethan pie.
Summary: Queen Elizabeth I commands attention with her charisma and humour, instructing her fellow contestants to use only the finest ingredients. Sir Walter Raleigh struggles with a lack of experience in the kitchen, leading to a comedic mishap involving a spilled flour sack. Mary Berry appreciates the historical accuracy of the pies, while Shaw delivers witty critiques, making the atmosphere lively.
Episode 2: “The Scientific Scone”
Contestants: Sir Isaac Newton, Ada Lovelace, Charles Babbage
Judges: Paul Hollywood, Agatha Christie
Challenge: Create scones using a mathematical approach.
Summary: Newton discusses the physics of baking, using apples to demonstrate gravity while baking. Ada Lovelace impresses the judges with a technologically advanced scone-making method. Paul Hollywood gives a thumbs up to the perfect crust, while Christie notes the mystery of flavours, adding her literary flair to the judging.
Episode 3: “The Regency Rumble”
Contestants: Jane Austen, Lord Byron, Mary Shelley
Judges: Mary Berry, George Bernard Shaw
Challenge: Bake a cake inspired by a classic novel.
Summary: Austen brings wit and literary references into her baking. Lord Byron struggles with his flamboyant style, leading to an unexpectedly humorous outcome. Mary Shelley creates a “monster” cake that captivates both judges and viewers. Berry appreciates the creativity while Shaw humorously critiques Byron’s overly romantic approach.
Episode 4: “Victorian Delights”
Contestants: Queen Victoria, Charles Dickens, Florence Nightingale
Judges: Paul Hollywood, Agatha Christie
Challenge: Prepare a Victorian afternoon tea spread.
Summary: Queen Victoria shares her love for tea and biscuits, while Dickens recounts tales from his childhood. Nightingale focuses on health, incorporating unique ingredients to create healthier versions of classic treats. Hollywood is impressed by the presentation, while Christie’s critiques include suggestions for more intrigue in the flavour combinations.
Episode 5: “The Medieval Feast”
Contestants: Richard III, Geoffrey Chaucer, Eleanor of Aquitaine
Judges: Mary Berry, George Bernard Shaw
Challenge: Bake a dish fit for a medieval banquet.
Summary: Richard III is overly competitive, while Chaucer provides entertaining commentary throughout. Eleanor impresses with her leadership skills and innovative use of herbs. Berry praises the flavours, while Shaw adds a humorous spin, comparing the contestants’ dishes to the politics of their time.
Episode 6: “The Tudor Turnover”
Contestants: Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Thomas More
Judges: Paul Hollywood, Agatha Christie
Challenge: Bake a savoury turnover reflecting Tudor cuisine.
Summary: Henry VIII showcases his larger-than-life personality, leading to a comical showdown with Anne Boleyn. Thomas More takes a philosophical approach to his baking, adding depth to the competition. Hollywood critiques the techniques, while Christie adds a touch of drama, noting the “tension” in the kitchen.
Episode 7: “The Restoration Bake-Off”
Contestants: Charles II, Samuel Pepys, Nell Gwyn
Judges: Mary Berry, George Bernard Shaw
Challenge: Create a dish inspired by the Restoration period.
Summary: Charles II brings charm to the competition, while Pepys provides humorous anecdotes about his life. Nell Gwyn impresses with her creativity, utilizing local ingredients. Berry appreciates the historical accuracy, while Shaw wittily compares the dishes to the political intrigue of the era.
Episode 8: “The Enlightenment Era”
Contestants: John Locke, David Hume, Adam Smith
Judges: Paul Hollywood, Agatha Christie
Challenge: Bake a dessert that represents Enlightenment principles.
Summary: Philosophical debates turn into light-hearted banter as the contestants incorporate their ideas into their baking. Hume’s “empirical pudding” surprises the judges. Hollywood comments on the texture, while Christie quips about the “mystery” of the pudding’s ingredients.
Episode 9: “Industrial Revolution Bakes”
Contestants: Isambard Kingdom Brunel, George Stephenson, Florence Nightingale
Judges: Mary Berry, George Bernard Shaw
Challenge: Create a dish that represents industrial innovation.
Summary: Brunel’s engineering mindset leads to creative baking tools, while Nightingale emphasizes health in her dish. Stephenson focuses on steam-powered baking, resulting in a humorous mishap. Berry praises the ingenuity, while Shaw humorously critiques the chaos of the kitchen.
Episode 10: “The Victorian Pudding”
Contestants: Charles Dickens, Queen Victoria, Beatrix Potter
Judges: Paul Hollywood, Agatha Christie
Challenge: Prepare a traditional Victorian Christmas pudding.
Summary: Dickens shares heart-warming stories, while Potter introduces her charming animal characters into the competition. The episode concludes with a heart-warming message about the spirit of giving. Hollywood emphasizes the importance of flavour, while Christie suggests a twist in presentation.
Episode 11: “The 20th Century Treat”
Contestants: Winston Churchill, Virginia Woolf, Agatha Christie
Judges: Mary Berry, George Bernard Shaw
Challenge: Bake a dish that reflects the changing times of the 20th century.
Summary: Churchill emphasizes resilience, while Woolf explores the relationship between food and writing. Christie surprises everyone with a mystery-themed cake that keeps the judges guessing. Berry appreciates the creativity, while Shaw critiques the narrative behind each dish.
Episode 12: “The Grand Finale”
Contestants: All previous contestants return for the ultimate baking showdown.
Judges: Paul Hollywood, Mary Berry, Agatha Christie
Challenge: Create a dish that represents their legacy.
Summary: The finale celebrates the contestants’ contributions to history while providing a humorous and heart-warming conclusion to the series.
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