Noting that new site member secretswillbetold (account age 53 days, site membership 6 days) recently coldposted the following article, which contains some hallmarks of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8107
Description: SCP-8107 is a blue and white lapel pin, shaped like a flower or firework blast, with cyan blue outreaching "petals" and a single dark blue petal. The pin is composed of an anomalous steel alloy that appears to be completely indestructible through conventional means.
SCP-8107 demonstrates the ability to regenerate at a slow, steady pace, and can move itself around by sprouting microscopic tendrils. The object has been observed latching onto the shirts of distressed children and inserting strands of its own DNA into the host, while simultaneously extracting stem cells. Analysis has confirmed that the inserted DNA matches that of the object's previous host.
Given the object's clear sapience, ability to evade containment, and its ominous message, SCP-8107 has been reclassified as Keter. Immediate and ongoing efforts are underway to develop more effective containment strategies before the object can complete its unknown endgame.
Most notably, compare with the user's (only 3) forum comments:
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ok i started this off being apologetic but screw that.
pleny of scp's are all, "its like a regular object BUT IT KILLS Σ(っ °Д °;)っ"
thats my favorite kind of scp, you made me cry for a while. i get that you werent trying to be mean but you need to phrase things differently next time instead of constantly just saying
"I apologise if this comes off as rude, im currently very tired". well guess what, buddy, get some sleep.i tried my god damn ass off on this scp and i was open to constructive critisism, not outright insults.
i appreciate your use of analauge emojies. that was amuseing.
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