Disciplinary - ZombieZ

Summary:

Trolling.

Disciplinary - ZombieZ

Zyn 07 Apr 2016 00:29

User ZombieZ recently coldposted the following, with no rating module:

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You see, I usually like to write shitty tales. The most ass tales most likely belong to me. This is attributed to the fact that I am, quite literally, an asshole. DAD STAHP EDITING MAH TEXT Ignore the last two sentences, if you will. Many will most likely down vote my tale. But again, I am actually okay with that. You see, I am not a very nice writer. You can see other shitty things on my Fanfiction.net page. Most of my stories were deleted usually by me mainly due to the fact that the foundation does not accept junk. I'm okay with that. Everything I write, as I said before, is absolute junk. In kindergarten I had an F in English. In High School I have a C. But as I said before, I'm not, in any way or form, affected. It may be shit, but it's cringey shit. but apparently my boss doesn't like it. In fact, HE HATES IT. I mutilated his body last week and I respect his opinion. After all, I am a very chillax guy.

I first joined the SCP foundation last week after I lost my job at McDonalds. I thought it paid well enough and the risk of dying was low Just kidding. Everything was perfect. I had to write SCP profiles. Except I didn't . Now I ended up here. In the tales page. I most likely will NEVER get a profile page but…..a man can dream right? After all, writing is fun. Although my tales aren't scary, I enjoy my job very much.

Today was quite eventful. SCP-173 was released accidentally. Apparently the fucking assholes chaos insurgent infiltrated the facility. Of course, Alpha-1 soldiers infiltrated the site and contained the SCP.

Today I died. Currently I am being buried. SCP-008 escaped containment, affecting everyone in Site 3. I was shot through the head with a .45 Magnum. It hurts like hell. But really I deserve dying. At least my shitty tales will die with me……

WAIT THEYRE GONNA DELETE THIS! HOLY FUCKING SHEET

They have a history of similarly low-quality coldposts without rating modules and lack of understanding of the site. Initial non-disc record here: http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-1671380/non-disc-record-zombiez

Moving for permaban due to trolling.

Last edited on 07 Apr 2016 00:30 by Zyn Show more

Re: Disciplinary - ZombieZ

AdminBright 07 Apr 2016 02:02

Did someone flag him?

Never mind, found and banned.

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Last edited on 07 Apr 2016 02:05 by AdminBright Show more

Re: Disciplinary - ZombieZ

LurkD 07 Apr 2016 00:37

Don't have the posts anymore, but I did give him one chance in the discussion page to prove that he was not in fact a troll and he responded with the same vague drivel. So yeah… point is, troll. Perma.

Re: Disciplinary - ZombieZ

Decibelles 07 Apr 2016 00:43

As a note, all their coldposts have now been deleted, the first two self-deleted and the latter one summarily deleted by LurkD with Zyn witnessing (I think? If that's the case, it needs to be announced.).