Dude came in, asked if SCP was real, didn't understand we weren't CB, turned out to be 13.
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<Photosynthetic> Steelmind: Hot-patching DNA would have some SERIOUSLY ugly side effects. Just so you know. A little extra body horror for you.
<joel_falcou> this discovery may involv contamination of researcher
<matthew> hello are scps real
<Steelmind> It may have to be non-contagious or something. Maybe difficult to spread.
<joel_falcou> Photosynthetic, details
<Photosynthetic> It also wouldn't have visible phenotypic events without anomalous intervention.
<Leviathan34> matthew: no
<Photosynthetic> matthew: Nope! It's all a creative-writing project.
<Steelmind> I knew that.
<Photosynthetic> OK, cool.
<Smapti> Photosynthetic; "Yeah, I kinda half-assed it on that whole antidote deal. Mantises are the opposite of voles? What was I thinking? DNA's a lot more complicated than that."
<Steelmind> What would the side effects be? Out of curiosity?
<PossessedInkieShark> .w SCP foundation
<Photosynthetic> Smapti: …what?
<matthew> so is this site just creepypasta site
<joel_falcou> this actually make more sense thant he jump on the evolution tree
<Alexandra> PossessedInkieShark: The SCP Foundation is a collaborative creative fiction writing website that describes the exploits of the SCP Foundation, a fictional organization responsible for containing entities, locations and objects that violate natural law. — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCP_Foundation
<PossessedInkieShark> matthew: basically
<Smapti> Rick and Morty, Photosynthetic.
<Photosynthetic> Steelmind: Think massive, systemic organ rejection.
<matthew> ok
<Photosynthetic> Oh, gotcha, Smapti.
<PossessedInkieShark> Like, the most well written creepypasta ever
<PossessedInkieShark> Because it can actually be scary
<Leviathan34> matthew: I like to think it's a bit more interesting than that
<Steelmind> That's pretty bad.
<Athena_Grey> .s SCP FAQ
<Athena_Grey> .g SCP FAQ
<Steelmind> Also a creative writing site.
<Photosynthetic> Yup, Matthew, we were originally just creepypasta on /x/. We've come a long way from our roots, though. :)
<Alexandra> Athena_Grey: No matches found.
<Alexandra> Athena_Grey: http://www.scp-wiki.net/faq — FAQ - SCP Foundation: "Sep 8, 2015 … General Questions. Is SCP real? No. We are a creative writing website. All the SCPs are fictional. The Foundation is fictional. How can I join the …"
<TrennerD> creepy pasta rarely has proper standards in place
<matthew> where can i get the scp video game
<joel_falcou> Photosynthetic, so let's say that secondary infected people don't survive becasue [DATA EXPUNGED] an that this patient 0 survieve for anomalous reasons
<Athena_Grey> .g scp containment breach
<Alexandra> Athena_Grey: http://www.scpcbgame.com/ — SCP - Containment Breach: "Free survival horror game based on the SCP Foundation wiki."
<Steelmind> That sounds good to me.
<Athena_Grey> matthew ^^
<PossessedInkieShark> They didn't survive because that is how it would work :/
<matthew> thanks
<Smapti> One day I'm going to open a restaurant called "Creepy Pasta".
<GhostcyonGhostor> There, that's the site for the game
<PossessedInkieShark> pfft
<Takov> We have nothing to do with the game, just so you know.
<Athena_Grey> matthew we're not actually directly affiliated to the game
<Smapti> "Try the alfredo… if you daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare!"
<hihahaba> breach fan?
<TrennerD> i would totally eat there
<Photosynthetic> What PossessedInkieShark said. You wouldn't need to expunge it — a little jargonlicious elision would go a long way.
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<joel_falcou> PossessedInkieShark, "Infected personnel usually die o massive organs rejection as such DNA rewriting may induce"
<Athena_Grey> it adapts materials from us to make a game, but we don't run it
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<matthew> ok its downloading cant wait to play it
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<joel_falcou> or somethign along those lines
<Photosynthetic> Something like that, joel_falcou.
<Steelmind> Sounds good to me.
<joel_falcou> so inf act we got two SCPs the wirus and the patient 0. SCP-XXX-1 and -2 I guess
<Smapti> Worst case scenario, we're still more fondly remembered than Hulk Hogan's Pastamania.
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<matthew> wait how many scps are the scpp game
<matthew> scp i mean
<joel_falcou> Creepy PAsta bar, i woudl go there
<GhostcyonGhostor> matthew, we do not make the game
<Photosynthetic> I don't know, matthew. As Athena said, we're not affiliated.
<GhostcyonGhostor> we're not the site for the game
<GhostcyonGhostor> most of us don't know much about the game
<joel_falcou> please sellt hsoe white and back large pasta
<PossessedInkieShark> matthew: Look on the containemnt breach wiki
<Athena_Grey> .g SCP containment breach wiki
<TrennerD> Smapti I would totally take my son there. i recently tried out the calvin and hobbes method of getting him to eat something, and it worked very well
<PossessedInkieShark> containment*
<matthew> i know how many are there
<Alexandra> Athena_Grey: http://containmentbreach.wikia.com/ — SCP - Containment Breach Wiki - Wikia: "SCP - Containment Breach Wiki is a community site that anyone can contribute to . Discover, share and add your knowledge!"
<Smapti> http://www.wrestlecrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Hulk-Hogan-Pastamania-Menu-3.jpg
<matthew> ok
<Athena_Grey> matthew apparently the game has its own wiki, you might want to look there?
<GhostcyonGhostor> matthew, like people said, we don't know
<GhostcyonGhostor> go to the game's own wiki
<matthew> i think scp you sould be a real place
<Photosynthetic> Huh?
<Photosynthetic> No. We really couldn't.
<GhostcyonGhostor> matthew, how old are you?
<matthew> 13
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<Photosynthetic> All these objects literally break the laws of nature. It ain't happenin'.
<Photosynthetic> Oh.
<GhostcyonGhostor> Alright, that explains a lot
<GhostcyonGhostor> But, unfortunately, both the site and chat have an age limit of 15.
<joel_falcou> Smapti, as for infection goes: "Contamination by SCP-XXX-2 requries direct body fluids contacts. However, the incubation time of XX months make the assesment of the number o uncontained hosts impossible"
<Samsterious> Matthew, I think the SCP community requires age 15+
<matthew> ok then bye
<GhostcyonGhostor> Let ops handle it, Samsterious
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Also, Samsterious really doesn't get "leave opping to the ops". Might need to be talked to about that.