Dr_Useless

Summary:

Immaturity, incredibly inappropriate joke

Dr_Useless

gee0765 11 May 2021 14:42

Yearlong ban for joining 19, being immature, and making a rape joke. Noting they quit straight after making the joke and had been similarly subpar in 17 earlier.

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2021-05-11 08:23:08 NK_Ultra: I was actually almost done with my article, but now I have to change the entire narrative.
2021-05-11 08:23:16 Rigen: Sirslash47 pls write headfruit scp
2021-05-11 08:23:20 ZG1906: aren't there several series 1 about plants that grow body parts? lol
2021-05-11 08:23:25 Sirslash47: Rigen why?
2021-05-11 08:23:31 Rigen: it would either be very cute or horrifying
2021-05-11 08:23:35 Sirslash47: I made it up in 2 sec you can take it if you want
2021-05-11 08:23:37 Dr_Useless: What’s your favorite food?
2021-05-11 08:23:38 Rigen: and I would love both
2021-05-11 08:23:47 Sirslash47: also there is already a lot of anomalous fruit
2021-05-11 08:23:48 DrAkimoto: Why grow body parts when you can grow oranges
2021-05-11 08:23:55 DrAkimoto: .s citr vit
2021-05-11 08:24:06 Vivarium: An SCP that is just an excellent orange tree
2021-05-11 08:24:11 Sirslash47: Rigen for what it's worth I'll put it on the random idea list
2021-05-11 08:24:19 NK_Ultra: Why grow oranges when you can grow money?
2021-05-11 08:24:22 ZG1906: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ue714d1V6I
2021-05-11 08:24:23 Dr_Useless: DrAkimoto, you have a very good point there…
2021-05-11 08:24:27 ZG1906: Headfruit just makes me think of this
2021-05-11 08:24:31 Rigen: you cant fool me akimoto 4639 is just skippified annoying orange
2021-05-11 08:24:41 DrAkimoto: LMAO
2021-05-11 08:24:49 DrAkimoto: I would never
2021-05-11 08:24:51 NK_Ultra: Damn, nailed it.
2021-05-11 08:25:17 Dr_Useless: NK_Ultra why grow money when you can print money?
2021-05-11 08:25:38 NK_Ultra: Cuz it's more interesting to 'grow' money.
2021-05-11 08:25:39 DrAkimoto: Why print money when you can abolish it as a concept
2021-05-11 08:25:44 ZG1906: Why print money when you can print fruit? (full circle)
2021-05-11 08:25:47 Dr_Useless: Good point
2021-05-11 08:25:56 NK_Ultra: DrAkimoto is an anarchist confirmed
2021-05-11 08:26:02 Vivarium: I feel like we are heading to Comunism now.
2021-05-11 08:26:07 Dr_Useless: well paper doesn’t grow on tre- wait…
2021-05-11 08:26:14 DrAkimoto: That's more like it Vivarium
2021-05-11 08:26:27 Vivarium: DrAkimoto: For the working class.
2021-05-11 08:26:32 Dr_Useless: Paper does grow on trees…
2021-05-11 08:26:38 Dr_Useless: I have been fooled
2021-05-11 08:26:49 NK_Ultra: Dr_Useless: I'm writing a 6k about a money tree.
2021-05-11 08:26:49 DrAkimoto: Aye
2021-05-11 08:27:16 Dr_Useless: Nk_Ultra I’ll be excited to see it, obviously.
2021-05-11 08:27:28 Vivarium: Nice
2021-05-11 08:27:30 Rigen: if you think about it all plants do grow money
2021-05-11 08:27:36 Rigen: you just need the right marketing
2021-05-11 08:27:39 Dr_Useless: Hmm…
2021-05-11 08:27:50 Dr_Useless: can I sell my cats fur?
2021-05-11 08:28:02 Dr_Useless: anyone? Only 10€ for 10grams
2021-05-11 08:28:02 NK_Ultra: Money is made out of paper, paper is made out of wood, trees are made of wood, boom.
2021-05-11 08:28:06 DrAkimoto: If you make socks out of them
2021-05-11 08:28:11 Dr_Useless: Deal
2021-05-11 08:28:21 DrAkimoto: Money isn't made of paper tho
2021-05-11 08:28:27 Dr_Useless: you pay shipping tho, I’m not swimming in money
2021-05-11 08:28:42 NK_Ultra: Wot
2021-05-11 08:28:54 Rigen: EUR and AUD I think are made of plastic
2021-05-11 08:29:09 Dr_Useless: In Europe it’s out of paper, in USA it’s actually cotton.
2021-05-11 08:29:10 DrAkimoto: Us is cotton and linen
2021-05-11 08:29:17 Dr_Useless: Exactly
2021-05-11 08:29:18 Rigen: ah, EUR is paper
2021-05-11 08:29:19 DrAkimoto: US*
2021-05-11 08:29:38 NK_Ultra: There are trees that grow cotton.
2021-05-11 08:29:58 Rigen: lmao
2021-05-11 08:30:04 NK_Ultra: I'm serious
2021-05-11 08:30:15 Rigen: I know the US fought wars over cotton plantations
2021-05-11 08:30:20 NK_Ultra: Look up 'Bombax ceiba'
2021-05-11 08:30:35 Rigen: IDR is also made of cotton, apparently. TIL.
2021-05-11 08:31:10 NK_Ultra: IDR? Is that Indian Rupee?
2021-05-11 08:31:18 Rigen: Indonesian Rupiah
2021-05-11 08:31:29 NK_Ultra: Ah, makes much more sense.
2021-05-11 08:32:18 NK_Ultra: Anyway, I need to figure out how to rewrite my 6k narrative, so I'm off for now.
2021-05-11 08:32:34 Rigen: JPY are made of paper from specific pulp mixture. paper money are more diverse than I thought.
2021-05-11 08:32:57 Dr_Useless: Fun fact: a human is worth about 500.000$
2021-05-11 08:33:23 Hex: Okay.
2021-05-11 08:33:42 NK_Ultra: Maybe that's why selling your soul is so compelling
2021-05-11 08:33:43 Dr_Useless: Any volunteers? I need more coffee.
2021-05-11 08:34:27 Dr_Useless: Anyone?
2021-05-11 08:34:43 Dr_Useless: Oh cmon
2021-05-11 08:35:13 NK_Ultra: You need 500000 dollars for coffee?
2021-05-11 08:35:23 Dr_Useless: Yeah, and?
2021-05-11 08:35:44 NK_Ultra: I mean, technically, you can sell yourself :)
2021-05-11 08:35:55 Dr_Useless: I need to be dead tho
2021-05-11 08:35:58 NK_Ultra: You wouldn't get that much out of it though.
2021-05-11 08:36:07 NK_Ultra: Exactly.
2021-05-11 08:36:12 Dr_Useless: as my lungs sell for 200.000$
2021-05-11 08:36:27 NK_Ultra: Interesting….
2021-05-11 08:36:34 Dr_Useless: Don’t ask how I know this
2021-05-11 08:36:41 Rigen: this topic is dark
2021-05-11 08:36:46 NK_Ultra: :)
2021-05-11 08:36:50 Rigen: let's go back to banknotes material
2021-05-11 08:36:59 Dr_Useless: Well let’s shine some light in this situation! Hehehe…
2021-05-11 08:37:12 NK_Ultra: Maybe give me some pointers for my 6k narrative?
2021-05-11 08:37:21 NK_Ultra: It involves banknotes
2021-05-11 08:37:22 Dr_Useless: Needing ideas?
2021-05-11 08:38:29 NK_Ultra: This scip involves a money tree which releases spores that compel people to neglect everything but the money from the tree, until they eventually die.
2021-05-11 08:38:39 NK_Ultra: Here's the start of my new narrative:
2021-05-11 08:38:41 NK_Ultra: Discovery: On March 6th, ████, a team of researchers was sent out study a new anomaly after the Foundation was alerted to several missing-persons cases from Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming. The first instance of SCP-6000 was subsequently discovered, but the Foundation lost contact with the research team 11 days later. An MTF unit was sent out to investigate the disappearances on March 19th.
2021-05-11 08:38:48 Dr_Useless: https://lounge.bluesoul.net/uploads/2cddb240985292e2/085B4D3D-7462-4B03-8120-50310377BA93.jpeg
2021-05-11 08:39:31 Dr_Useless: What MTF tho
2021-05-11 08:40:00 NK_Ultra: Probably that Theta unit, they specialize in botanical SCPs.
2021-05-11 08:41:23 NK_Ultra: Theta-4, the Gardeners.
2021-05-11 08:41:31 Dr_Useless: SCP fans be like when seeing a redacted SCP
2021-05-11 08:41:40 Dr_Useless: https://lounge.bluesoul.net/uploads/2263510839f206d3/18AC6B6E-651A-49D5-9321-C2FB681566F0.jpeg
2021-05-11 08:41:55 NK_Ultra: Lmao
2021-05-11 08:42:08 NK_Ultra: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/kK84C5Bt/index.jpg
2021-05-11 08:42:10 Rigen: just throwing ideas: what if the researchers weren't killed, but contained the tree and tried to use the money to escape Foundation watches and get rich
2021-05-11 08:43:07 NK_Ultra: See, here's the thing: they weren't killed, they died because they cared about nothing else but the money, and when they died, the tree 'ate' them.
2021-05-11 08:43:20 Dr_Useless: WHAT IF, the researchers escape. And buy anomalies from marshal carter and dark. And rob a bank with the anomalies. And then get killed by a Dr. wondertainment product.
2021-05-11 08:43:25 NK_Ultra: But that's still unknown at this point in the story.
2021-05-11 08:45:22 Dr_Useless: *site having a rule “anything with rape is not allowed”* me: I wonder…

Re: Dr_Useless

Zyn 12 May 2021 05:01

Mirroring ban on Dr Useless on mainsite.

Of note, they have submitted three applications that did not meet criteria, two of which mention a 2005 birthdate and one of which states they are 20.

ETA: noting that on 05/17/21, I received a random PM from them. Doesn't look like they understand how chat and mainsite staff differ.

Thank you for everything. You are a good mod, keeping the chats clean. I didn’t follow the rules, I understand. I just would like to wish you luck. Keep doing what you do.

Last edited on 18 May 2021 05:45 by Zyn Show more

Re: Dr_Useless

stormfallen 17 May 2021 13:18

Made an appeal of sorts, denied by Corvus.

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12:09:24 AM → Dr_Useless joined (if.tenretniand.bb.hnltke-PCS|egnuoleht#if.tenretniand.bb.hnltke-PCS|egnuoleht)
12:10:19 AM <Dr_Useless> Is there a specific channel for site19 help?
12:10:50 AM <%Hex> Dr_Useless: I assume you wish to inquire about your ban?
12:12:15 AM <Dr_Useless> How-
12:12:23 AM <Dr_Useless> is it that obvious
12:12:48 AM <@Corvus> That's generally what people do when they're banned by the bot
12:12:50 AM <@Corvus> So yes.
12:12:54 AM <Dr_Useless> Oh wait logs are a thing
12:13:00 AM <Dr_Useless> Oh true
12:13:02 AM <@Corvus> It is indeed that obvious
12:13:10 AM <Dr_Useless> Oh
12:13:42 AM <Dr_Useless> was it really needed tho? We talked about the price of a human. It’s common knowledge
12:14:07 AM <@Corvus> You were a general immature creep from top to bottom so yes, we felt it necessary
12:14:30 AM <Dr_Useless> Alright. What about the other guys who joined me?
12:14:57 AM <@Corvus> Gems like "2021-05-11 08:45:22 Dr_Useless: *site having a rule “anything with rape is not allowed”* me: I wonder…" are the kind of thing that make us not want you around
12:15:14 AM <@Corvus> They weren't cumulatively as disruptive or immature as you were
12:15:42 AM <Dr_Useless> I meant with that what had happened in order for that rule to be written. Not planning to do it.
12:16:01 AM <@Corvus> I don't buy it.
12:16:18 AM <Dr_Useless> Alright. I get it. I’m a untrustworthy fellow.
12:16:48 AM <Dr_Useless> with all honesty, that message where I meant that I didn’t plan was true, that I can say.
12:16:56 AM <@Corvus> Basically, you acted like a sugar high 12 year old, left with that beautiful line, and we decided we didn't want you back
12:17:19 AM <@Corvus> 19 doesn't have the world's highest standards but that doesn't mean it doesn't have any at all
12:17:25 AM <Dr_Useless> I mean… you are supposed to go out with a bang, right?
12:17:52 AM <@Corvus> I think you and I have very different interpretations of that phrase
12:18:17 AM <Dr_Useless> Yea, I think so too. (Not insulting you, the other way.)
12:19:42 AM <Dr_Useless> But well… thanks for everything. Can I have a last wish?
12:20:03 AM <@Corvus> Depends on the wish
12:20:13 AM <Dr_Useless> Will you think about doing it?
1:36:23 AM <Dr_Useless> >:(
1:36:57 AM <+TheSpiderQueen> Ops (?)
1:37:36 AM <@Corvus> Listen, guy. If you keep wandering back here I am happy to upgrade your ban to permanent from one year.
1:37:43 AM <Dr_Useless> No no no
1:37:44 AM <@Corvus> Get out.
1:37:47 AM <Dr_Useless> ill be a good boy
1:37:49 AM <Dr_Useless> i promise
1:37:53 AM <Dr_Useless> Ok ok
1:37:59 AM <@Corvus> Be a good boy by leaving now and not coming back for the year.
1:38:06 AM <Dr_Useless> Yes sir
1:38:16 AM <Dr_Useless> I’ll write here if I need real help, sir.
1:38:36 AM ← Dr_Useless (PI.491.111.dc6.pof-PCS|egnuoleht#PI.491.111.dc6.pof-PCS|egnuoleht) was kicked by @Corvus: get out stay out

And then this morning they attempted to ban evade by pretending to be someone else in 17, so now their ban's permanent. Stupid games, stupid prizes, etc.

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6:52:23 AM → ModeratorRespector joined (if.tenretniand.bb.hnltke-PCS|egnuoleht#if.tenretniand.bb.hnltke-PCS|egnuoleht)
6:52:59 AM <ModeratorRespector> Hi! Can I ask a quite weird question? How many mods/operators are in lounge/wiki?
6:54:40 AM <@cybersqyd> the chat guide contains a full list of all the chat staff; and the staff wiki has a list of all site staff here: http://05command.wikidot.com/staff-list
6:54:48 AM <ModeratorRespector> Thank you!:)
6:55:14 AM <ModeratorRespector> May I ask a second question?
6:55:53 AM <@cybersqyd> sure
6:56:09 AM <ModeratorRespector> How many users are banned? Like 3percent? 2?
6:56:34 AM <@cybersqyd> no idea; we almost certainly do not track this stat
6:56:55 AM <ModeratorRespector> Alrighty, may I ask some more?
6:57:12 AM <@cybersqyd> sure
6:57:47 AM <ModeratorRespector> Is my nick(name) ok?
6:58:45 AM <@cybersqyd> It is not because it indicates you're a moderator when you're not
6:58:53 AM <@cybersqyd> So I am going to have to ask you to change it
6:59:18 AM <Jetskiilol> Hey how long do sandbox invites take again?
6:59:20 AM <Jetskiilol> Just forgetful.
6:59:33 AM <ModeratorRespector> Oh, I thought “moderator respector” would be fine:( I’ll change it
7:00:16 AM <@cybersqyd> Jetskiilol, they usually take about 24hrs to be sent; if you give me your wikidot username, I can check the list to see what's up?
7:01:55 AM <ModeratorRespector> What do I do if my email isint taking the wikidot user creation message?:(
7:02:27 AM <@cybersqyd> I don't understand your question
7:03:39 AM <ModeratorRespector> Like, you know when in wikidot. You create a account and there’s a email that comes to you to verify it? My email has a error and doesn’t work:(
7:04:03 AM <@cybersqyd> what error does it produce?
7:04:17 AM <Jetskiilol> cybersqyd My wikidot is jetskiilol, this is my second attempt at invite
7:04:22 AM <Jetskiilol> both seem to have not reached my inboxx
7:04:34 AM <ModeratorRespector> It says (In my email) that it can’t accept a message from the sender
7:05:07 AM → %DrAkimoto (halfopped) joined • ModeratorRespector → Guest29874
7:05:09 AM <@cybersqyd> Jetskiilol, you should have been sent both yeah; you don't have any invitations here: https://www.wikidot.com/account/messages#/invitations right?
7:05:22 AM <Jetskiilol> Nope
7:05:27 AM <%Kufat> Guest29874, what is your current age, please?
7:05:33 AM <Jetskiilol> Shooting my third attempt lol
7:05:41 AM <@cybersqyd> Guest29874, you'll either have to use a different email address or take that up with your email provider then
7:06:08 AM <@cybersqyd> Jetskiilol, i'll re-add you to it now, you should uh hopefully get an invite within 24hrs but wikidot has been real janky recently so?
7:06:21 AM <Jetskiilol> Third times the charm, right?
7:06:25 AM <Guest29874> What happened to my nic-
7:06:33 AM <Guest29874> Oh my…
7:06:42 AM <%Kufat> Guest29874, you were told to change it and refused, so I changed it for you.
7:07:14 AM <Guest29874> But sir/ma’m. A nick “ModeratorRespector” shouldn’t violate the rules?
7:07:24 AM <Jetskiilol> Anything with a staff role or so violates the rules
7:07:30 AM <Jetskiilol> Atleast as I recall
7:07:41 AM <@cybersqyd> Guest29874, chat guide explicitly states: "No nicks saying you're official website or chat staff (like 'admin', 'administrator', or 'operator')."
7:07:43 AM <Guest29874> but it means that I respect moderators?…
7:07:48 AM <%Kufat> Jetskiilol, please refrain from backseat modding
7:08:03 AM <@cybersqyd> Guest29874, it implies you are a moderator named respector
7:08:09 AM <Guest29874> Oh
7:08:12 AM <Guest29874> OH
7:08:18 AM <Guest29874> now I see it, sorry. Sorry.
7:08:24 AM <%Kufat> Guest29874, you are literally arguing with staff right now, which kind of goes against the whole "respecting moderators" thing
7:08:25 AM <%Kufat> ah
7:08:29 AM <Guest29874> Sorry
7:08:29 AM <%Kufat> okay then :)
7:08:40 AM <Guest29874> didint look at it that way, sorry.
7:08:54 AM → &DrBleep (promoted to admin, opped) joined • Guest29874 → RespectorOfModerators
7:09:21 AM <RespectorOfModerators> Better? :D
7:10:37 AM <%Kufat> RespectorOfModerators, I'm also noticing that you never answered my question re. your current age
7:10:48 AM <RespectorOfModerators> Oh sorry, 19
7:11:30 AM <RespectorOfModerators> Was there any more questions?
7:12:47 AM <%Kufat> I don't think your current nick violates any rules, but I'd advise you to pick a nickname that relates to you instead of one that makes it look like you're trying to ingratiate yourself with staff. But no, no more questions right now.
7:13:47 AM <RespectorOfModerators> Alrighty
7:14:16 AM <RespectorOfModerators> Can I continue on my questions?
7:14:42 AM <@cybersqyd> sure
7:15:13 AM <RespectorOfModerators> So, where I was cut off… oh yeah! What is the life of a mod/operator like?
7:15:36 AM <@cybersqyd> … this isn't really the place for you to ask us a whole bunch of random questions; do you need help using the site or irc?
7:15:53 AM <RespectorOfModerators> I mean… it could help out me!
7:16:05 AM <@ChaoSera> We're not here for your entertainment
7:16:09 AM <@ChaoSera> Do you have an actual question?
7:16:31 AM <RespectorOfModerators> Just one, do you mind if the answers are published?
7:16:51 AM <@cybersqyd> speaking as the person who gave most of these answers so far, yes
7:16:51 AM <@ChaoSera> Knock yourself out, it's a public channel
7:17:20 AM <RespectorOfModerators> Alright, have a wonderful day y’all! Keep doing what you do:)
7:17:37 AM <%Kufat> RespectorOfModerators, a moment, please
7:17:47 AM <RespectorOfModerators> Pardon?
7:17:58 AM <RespectorOfModerators> do you need me for something?:D
7:19:26 AM <%Kufat> We know you're ban evading (as you were banned under the nick Dr_Useless) and as such, you're now going to be banned from the entire network.
7:19:40 AM <%Kufat> ah, wait
7:19:43 AM <%Kufat> you were only banned from 19
7:19:45 AM <%Kufat> my mistake
7:19:47 AM <%Kufat> apologies.
7:20:08 AM <RespectorOfModerators> Darn it
7:20:13 AM <%Kufat> Please try to dial back the sort of immature behavior that got you banned in the first place.
7:20:18 AM <RespectorOfModerators> I mean, what a shame
7:20:24 AM <RespectorOfModerators> yessir
7:20:55 AM <%Kufat> Banned users aren't allowed to hang out in 17. Do you have an actual, relevant question for staff?
7:21:05 AM <RespectorOfModerators> May I ask, how did you figure it out? IP?
7:21:23 AM <RespectorOfModerators> sorry, didn’t read that one
7:21:46 AM <%Kufat> You are literally asking staff for advice on how to ban evade.
7:22:07 AM <RespectorOfModerators> No not that way, you see. I’m interested on what a mod can see
7:22:23 AM <RespectorOfModerators> do you guys have that lil tool that shows IP?
7:22:49 AM <@cybersqyd> If you don't have any relevant questions for staff, I'm going to ask you to leave
7:23:15 AM <RespectorOfModerators> Alright:(
7:23:28 AM <RespectorOfModerators> Have a wonderful day guys.
7:25:48 AM %Kufat banned *!*@SCP-ektlnh.bb.dnainternet.fi (+b)
7:26:03 AM ← RespectorOfModerators (if.tenretniand.bb.hnltke-PCS|egnuoleht#if.tenretniand.bb.hnltke-PCS|egnuoleht) was kicked by %Kufat: Baned users may not hang out in #site17.

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[07:29:21] <RespectorOfModerators> Sir/ma’m, may I ask a question?
[07:29:48] <Kufat> What is your question?
[07:30:13] <RespectorOfModerators> Am I permanetely banned from lounge on all of my accounts?
[07:30:42] <Kufat> I can check; what are your accounts?
[07:31:07] <RespectorOfModerators> RespectorOfModerators, DrUseless and Dr_Useless
[07:31:26] <RespectorOfModerators> Dr_Useless was the account that I “violated the rules” with
[07:36:37] <Kufat> Your ban was for one year. Why are you interested in which account(s) are and aren't banned?
[07:37:03] <RespectorOfModerators> Well, I’m that kind of guy that likes to talk, if you know what I mean .
[07:37:38] <Kufat> So if one of your accounts is banned, you'd like to use a different one to chat?
[07:37:58] <RespectorOfModerators> I mean, isint that ban evading? But, I mean…
[07:38:03] <Kufat> Yes, it is
[07:38:09] <RespectorOfModerators> I wouldn’t do it again as I learned
[07:38:12] <Kufat> but your entire goal here has been to ban evade, so
[07:38:23] <RespectorOfModerators> Oh.
[07:38:52] <RespectorOfModerators> So, 1 year? Isint that a little much for one human sale price discussion?
[07:39:02] <RespectorOfModerators> And that sounds bad