Disruption, mild creepiness.
Aug 29 15:57:14 <PyroticMadness> Im american
Aug 29 15:57:14 <TwistedGears> Conwell: I think I know what I want to do but it may 1. May be a mix of a variety of ideas 2. Be bad ideas
Aug 29 15:57:18 <Goomy> Did somebody say letters?
Aug 29 15:57:20 <LadyKatie> The Bills are doing some good runs
Aug 29 15:57:21 <PyroticMadness> Well asian american
Aug 29 15:57:22 <Goomy> http://wanderers-sandbox.wikidot.com/ozouroboros
Aug 29 15:57:26 <TheMisterCat> hot.
Aug 29 15:57:29 <TwistedGears> Get off my turf, Goomy
Aug 29 15:57:32 <Goomy> ^ I needz draft readers!!!
Aug 29 15:57:36 * TyGently (moc.wzvym.42-391-07-bus.2480FA37-CRInys|tibbiM#moc.wzvym.42-391-07-bus.2480FA37-CRInys|tibbiM) has left
Aug 29 15:57:36 <Davsto> Goomy: letters?
Aug 29 15:57:38 * ZombieRaptor has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
Aug 29 15:57:38 <Davsto> I guess I'm
Aug 29 15:57:41 <Davsto> Going Postal :|
Aug 29 15:57:53 * Goomy sets down turf right next to TGs
Aug 29 15:58:12 <TwistedGears> :<
Aug 29 15:58:21 <Goomy> There
Aug 29 15:58:22 <TheMisterCat> aaaaaaaa no line breaks
Aug 29 15:58:22 <LadyKatie> Bobo likes pattern paper :|
Aug 29 15:58:24 <TheMisterCat> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Aug 29 15:58:25 <PyroticMadness> Wait which one is michigan
Aug 29 15:58:30 <Goomy> Now we have our own turfs
Aug 29 15:58:31 * ProcyonLotor has kicked TheMisterCat from #site19 (Stop being creepu)
Aug 29 15:58:37 * TheMisterCat (~zn.oc.artx.maertstej.34DB9A23-CRInys|kraM#zn.oc.artx.maertstej.34DB9A23-CRInys|kraM) has joined
Aug 29 15:58:39 <TheMisterCat> ?
Aug 29 15:58:40 <PyroticMadness> Also i have a raiders shirt am i going to be detained
Aug 29 15:58:40 <Davsto> creepu
Aug 29 15:58:47 <Davsto> nice one, Coony :|
Aug 29 15:58:55 <TheMisterCat> was that autokick for a's?
Aug 29 15:58:55 <ProcyonLotor> <PyroticMadness> Well asian american
Aug 29 15:58:55 <ProcyonLotor> <Goomy> http://wanderers-sandbox.wikidot.com/ozouroboros
Aug 29 15:58:55 <ProcyonLotor> <TheMisterCat> hot.
Aug 29 15:58:58 <TheMisterCat> oh
Aug 29 15:59:06 <MrAnakinSpecter> pyroticmadness: ???
Aug 29 15:59:08 <TheMisterCat> harsh bro
Aug 29 15:59:12 <ProcyonLotor> Nope
Aug 29 15:59:20 <Goomy> For a minute I thought Coony said Goomy
Aug 29 15:59:22 <ProcyonLotor> Well within the channel guidelines for me to have kicked you
Aug 29 15:59:22 <LadyKatie> Pyrotic, it's no big deal.
Aug 29 15:59:23 <Bennings> Okay, having a bit of backstory exposition as an expert from a horrible histories book? (Or knock-off?)
Aug 29 15:59:26 <PyroticMadness> I heard football and something kciked in
Aug 29 15:59:29 <nulljellyfish> hii
Aug 29 15:59:31 <TheMisterCat> Okay, I'm going to have to read those.
Aug 29 15:59:37 <TwistedGears> Goomy: Well he did, technically :p
Aug 29 15:59:41 <LadyKatie> …
Aug 29 15:59:43 <PyroticMadness> No homo mistercat
Aug 29 15:59:45 * Conwell did alliterated titles before TG made it 2cool4skool
Aug 29 15:59:51 <Goomy> Hello Voidcnidarian
Aug 29 16:00:05 <Bennings> Yarp or Narp?
Aug 29 16:00:05 <TheMisterCat> err yes homo, no felis
Aug 29 16:00:07 <Goomy> TG, won't you please read mah alphabet book
Aug 29 16:00:14 <Goomy> PLeeeeaaaseeeee
Aug 29 16:00:19 <TwistedGears> But I diiiiiiid
Aug 29 16:00:25 <TwistedGears> and it's for the dumb Library
Aug 29 16:00:27 <Goomy> There five new entries
Aug 29 16:00:30 <Davsto> Goomy: more like alphabutt
Aug 29 16:00:31 <Davsto> amirite
Aug 29 16:00:39 <BlackWing> No
Aug 29 16:00:40 <MrAnakinSpecter> no u
Aug 29 16:00:48 <PyroticMadness> Hey whats the wanderers library aboot?
Aug 29 16:00:50 <Goomy> I'll kick your alphabutt
Aug 29 16:00:52 * Metaphysician slumps.
Aug 29 16:00:57 <LadyKatie> Hi meta
Aug 29 16:01:02 <TheMisterCat> no illegal activity is permitted?
Aug 29 16:01:06 <TheMisterCat> but I just smoked a gawdamn fatty
Aug 29 16:01:08 <Goomy> It's a sister site to SCP
Aug 29 16:01:10 <TheMisterCat> :
Aug 29 16:01:10 <TheMisterCat> :/
Aug 29 16:01:11 <Davsto> Goomy: you /are/ the alpha butt c:
Aug 29 16:01:12 <Bennings> I read the alphabet once. Characters were good but the plot was shit
Aug 29 16:01:18 <TwistedGears> god. just. dammit. Now I want to make an alphabet > betabet/omegabet joke somewhere
Aug 29 16:01:18 <LadyKatie> Facepalm
Aug 29 16:01:19 <ProcyonLotor> TheMisterCat, if you know something is against the rules
Aug 29 16:01:20 <Davsto> AYY
Aug 29 16:01:20 <Goomy> …
Aug 29 16:01:24 <Goomy> Bennings
Aug 29 16:01:25 <ProcyonLotor> why the fuck would you bring it up?
Aug 29 16:01:28 <Goomy> GOD
Aug 29 16:01:32 <ProcyonLotor> like, that's not worth kicking you over but seriously
Aug 29 16:01:35 <ProcyonLotor> common sense
Aug 29 16:01:50 <DrYucatan> BROOKLYN IS GETTING A WEGMANS HOLY SHIT
Aug 29 16:01:56 <TheMisterCat> Well it's not like I'm selling white children into slavery via this channel
Aug 29 16:01:56 <Bennings> TwistedGears: But the "Bet" comes from Beta anyway so ergo your joke was TERRIBLE
Aug 29 16:01:56 <LadyKatie> Yay?
Aug 29 16:02:00 * Goomy wonders if he should post his alphabet to SCP or WL
Aug 29 16:02:05 <Goomy> If people think WL is butts
Aug 29 16:02:07 <TheMisterCat> via THIS channel….
Aug 29 16:02:13 <DrYucatan> Wegmans is best
Aug 29 16:02:14 <TwistedGears> Bennings: FUC- wait no that means I don't have to make the joke
Aug 29 16:02:18 <DrYucatan> Wegmans is my waifu
Aug 29 16:02:19 <PyroticMadness> Let me read goomy pls
Aug 29 16:02:20 <Goomy> But I like the WL ;_;
Aug 29 16:02:22 * MrAnakinSpecter has kicked TheMisterCat from #site19 (you were warned not to be creepy)
Aug 29 16:02:27 * TheMisterCat (~zn.oc.artx.maertstej.34DB9A23-CRInys|kraM#zn.oc.artx.maertstej.34DB9A23-CRInys|kraM) has joined
Aug 29 16:02:29 <Goomy> http://wanderers-sandbox.wikidot.com/ozouroboros
Aug 29 16:02:34 <LadyKatie> That was…
Aug 29 16:02:41 <Davsto> so donkeys
Aug 29 16:02:44 <Davsto> aren't they asses?
Aug 29 16:02:46 <TheMisterCat> OK, I'm getting the impression that ops here are far stricter than my home turf.
Aug 29 16:02:49 <ProcyonLotor> TheMisterCat, any further weirdness or general disruption from you, you're getting banned for 24 hours.
Aug 29 16:02:49 * Davsto badumtiss
Aug 29 16:03:08 <ProcyonLotor> You are literally making people uncomfortable. I don't like dealing with those sorts of complaints.
Aug 29 16:03:15 <Goomy> .ch scp, wl
Aug 29 16:03:15 <Alexandra> Goomy: scp
Aug 29 16:03:16 <TheMisterCat> Am I?
Aug 29 16:03:19 <ProcyonLotor> Yes.
Aug 29 16:03:21 <MrAnakinSpecter> Yes.
Aug 29 16:03:21 <Bennings> If you threw a breaking bad dvd in the bin, would that make it White trash?
Aug 29 16:03:21 <Goomy> Gdi alex
Aug 29 16:03:22 <EldritchCyanide|AFK> Yes.
Aug 29 16:03:22 <TheMisterCat> You?
Aug 29 16:03:40 <Goomy> Bennings stahhhhhpppp
Aug 29 16:03:43 <kaktus> TheMisterCat: you think making child slavery jokes are alright?
Aug 29 16:03:48 <Davsto> Okay guys, so you know my stupid skip
Aug 29 16:03:50 <Davsto> SCP-2383
Aug 29 16:03:50 <Alexandra> Davsto: SCP-2383 (A Different Kind of Light, Written by Davsto, Rating:+41) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-2383
Aug 29 16:03:51 <Bennings> If you threw the Others into a bin, would that make it Wight trash?
Aug 29 16:03:51 <TheMisterCat> Not really.
Aug 29 16:03:54 <Davsto> Some person translated it
Aug 29 16:04:02 <LadyKatie> That's cool, Davsto
Aug 29 16:04:04 <MrAnakinSpecter> themistercat then why the hell are you making them man?
Aug 29 16:04:09 <Goomy> Davsto, congrats!
Aug 29 16:04:13 <Davsto> But like
Aug 29 16:04:16 <MrAnakinSpecter> Neat, Davsto! What language?
Aug 29 16:04:19 <Davsto> ru
Aug 29 16:04:22 <Davsto> russian
Aug 29 16:04:26 * ZombieRaptor (~ZombieRap@A09FAFCC:5C689DFF:7C2DF3B9:IP) has joined
Aug 29 16:04:29 <LadyKatie> That's cool
Aug 29 16:04:30 <MrAnakinSpecter> schweet
Aug 29 16:04:32 <Goomy> I have three of my SCPs on the Japanese wiki :3
Aug 29 16:04:33 <TheMisterCat> It wasn't so much a joke as an exaggeration of my previous 'offense'
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Aug 29 16:04:37 <Davsto> They changed it to 430 rather than 500 words which is fair enough :P
Aug 29 16:04:40 <TheMisterCat> To put it into perspective. But whatever.
Aug 29 16:04:44 <Davsto> a) Russian has less articles..?
Aug 29 16:04:49 <Davsto> As in, the language
Aug 29 16:04:51 <ProcyonLotor> Either way, cut it out immediately or be removed.
Aug 29 16:04:54 <TheMisterCat> I get the feeling that continuing to talk about this will, yeah
Aug 29 16:05:02 <Davsto> b) translating it properly and keeping /exactly/ 500 words would be a tall order
Aug 29 16:05:05 <ProcyonLotor> It's best to move on, yes.
Aug 29 16:05:28 <MrAnakinSpecter> that might be a language thing. There are probs words in Russian that describe things in shorter ways than English
Aug 29 16:05:37 <Davsto> Yeh, basically :)
Aug 29 16:05:44 <LadyKatie> But still, cool!
Aug 29 16:06:24 <Bennings> You know they say that border control is lax in the EU? It's even easier in Russia; they even move the border closer.
Aug 29 16:06:37 <MrAnakinSpecter> i don't get it bennings
Aug 29 16:06:48 <MrAnakinSpecter> is it an annexation joke?
Aug 29 16:06:52 <Bennings> Yes
Aug 29 16:06:53 <Davsto> Also, not joking here
Aug 29 16:06:59 <MrAnakinSpecter> then it's funny
Aug 29 16:07:05 <Bennings> Yaaay
Aug 29 16:07:07 <PyroticMadness> Why did chicken cross the road
Aug 29 16:07:07 <BlackWing> Could the Dragon Balls grant a wish that would result in them not existing?
Aug 29 16:07:08 <Davsto> the Russian SCP Foundation thing is blocked for me by Parental Controls
Aug 29 16:07:11 <MrAnakinSpecter> but also not because there's a legit civil war there ):
Aug 29 16:07:15 <Davsto> "scpfoundation.ru/ is blocked because it is currently categorized as: Alternative Spirituality / Occult"
Aug 29 16:07:21 <Davsto> Like what
Aug 29 16:07:29 * Davsto flail
Aug 29 16:07:30 <LadyKatie> Davsto, why do you have parental controls on your computer?
Aug 29 16:07:32 <Bennings> Davsto: Oooh, parental controls friend!
Aug 29 16:07:42 <TheMisterCat> heh zalgo text, is that even still a thing
Aug 29 16:07:46 <Davsto> LadyKatie: Because I have parents
Aug 29 16:07:47 <MrAnakinSpecter> yes
Aug 29 16:07:48 <Davsto> and am 15
Aug 29 16:07:59 <PyroticMadness> Am 15 as well
Aug 29 16:08:03 <PyroticMadness> Hive five
Aug 29 16:08:04 <Goomy> PyroticMadness, it's not a matter of the chicken, the question is
Aug 29 16:08:06 <MrAnakinSpecter> Davsto it's still a little weird with the spirituality/occult stuff tho
Aug 29 16:08:07 <LadyKatie> But this isn't blocked?
Aug 29 16:08:10 <Goomy> Why did the turkey cross the road?
Aug 29 16:08:20 <MrAnakinSpecter> to get to the other side
Aug 29 16:08:23 <Goomy> No
Aug 29 16:08:28 <MrAnakinSpecter> )):
Aug 29 16:08:30 <PyroticMadness> To annex oppressed russian minority
Aug 29 16:08:30 <Goomy> It was stapled to the chicken
Aug 29 16:08:36 <MrAnakinSpecter> boooooo
Aug 29 16:08:41 <Davsto> Why did the chicken jump into the road
Aug 29 16:08:43 <PyroticMadness> Cluck clucl gib crimea
Aug 29 16:08:44 <Davsto> To get to the other side
Aug 29 16:08:52 <LadyKatie> .g roman numeral for 50
Aug 29 16:08:52 <Alexandra> LadyKatie: http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/06/nfl-super-bowl-50-roman-numerals-l — NFL to ditch Roman numerals for Super Bowl 50 | For The Win: "Jun 4, 2014 … Due to concerns over using a sole “L” for the 50th Super Bowl logo, the 2016 NFL championship will be known as Super Bowl 50. The league …"
Aug 29 16:08:52 <Bennings> Knock Knock
Aug 29 16:08:54 <MrAnakinSpecter> as in heaven
Aug 29 16:09:17 <PyroticMadness> http://i.imgur.com/8N79SPD.png
Aug 29 16:09:18 <Davsto> yes, Anakin
Aug 29 16:09:25 <Davsto> Bennings: Get away from my door
Aug 29 16:09:32 <Davsto> crepe
Aug 29 16:09:46 <TheMisterCat> try to avoid being crepe-y in the future
Aug 29 16:09:47 * Goomy loves crepes
Aug 29 16:09:48 <MrAnakinSpecter> that's a silly comic pyroticmadness
Aug 29 16:09:58 <TheMisterCat> most political commentaries are
Aug 29 16:10:00 * Goomy wants a crepe now
Aug 29 16:10:04 <PyroticMadness> Yeah, polandball best ball
Aug 29 16:10:07 <TheMisterCat> or at least the more memorable ones
Aug 29 16:10:09 <Davsto> yes goomyyyy
Aug 29 16:10:13 <MrAnakinSpecter> I like the art style — it's shitty but good
Aug 29 16:10:15 <Bennings> Really? Russia dressed as a chicken driving a tank is silly?
Aug 29 16:10:23 <MrAnakinSpecter> yes :|
Aug 29 16:10:24 <Bennings> Never would have guessed
Aug 29 16:10:25 <LadyKatie> No way
Aug 29 16:10:27 <Goomy> SunnyClockwork's GOI ball is funny too
Aug 29 16:10:37 <MrAnakinSpecter> is that what it is based on?
Aug 29 16:10:38 <TheMisterCat> gonad of interest?
Aug 29 16:10:39 <Davsto> Polandball? That sounds like a sport
Aug 29 16:10:39 <Goomy> FIFTH FIFTH FIFTH FIFTH
Aug 29 16:10:43 <PyroticMadness> cluck cluck gib crimea
Aug 29 16:10:48 <Davsto> I feel like Germany would dominate that sport
Aug 29 16:10:52 <Bennings> Why was the shit hotel bad with randomly selecting answers?
Aug 29 16:10:55 <MrAnakinSpecter> ))))))):
Aug 29 16:11:05 <Bennings> It could never have guests.
Aug 29 16:11:11 <TheMisterCat> …
Aug 29 16:11:11 <BlackWing> Davsto: A drinking contest?
Aug 29 16:11:13 <Goomy> BOOOOOO
Aug 29 16:11:14 <MrAnakinSpecter> /groan/
Aug 29 16:11:15 <Goomy> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aug 29 16:11:16 <TheMisterCat> banned from my humour gland
Aug 29 16:11:17 <ProcyonLotor> .lc
Aug 29 16:11:20 <Alexandra> ProcyonLotor: SCP-2209(Rating:7) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2209 - Test Log 2209-024515(Rating:8) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/test-log-2209-024515 - SCP-2232(Rating:20) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2232
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Aug 29 16:11:26 <TheMisterCat> requesting class-a amnestics plox
Aug 29 16:11:27 <Goomy> What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
Aug 29 16:11:34 <Goomy> An investigator
Aug 29 16:11:37 <TheMisterCat> …
Aug 29 16:11:40 <Bennings> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aug 29 16:11:41 <LadyKatie> AN INVESTIGATOR!
Aug 29 16:11:43 <TheMisterCat> stop causing me to generate ellipses
Aug 29 16:11:46 <LadyKatie> I love that joke
Aug 29 16:12:02 <TheMisterCat> I prefer deadpan
Aug 29 16:12:03 <MrAnakinSpecter> you all have the same sense of humor as my grandfather lol
Aug 29 16:12:03 <kaktus> .au kaktus
Aug 29 16:12:03 <Alexandra> kaktus: http://scp-wiki.net/djkaktus-personnel-file - More like djbuttkis has written 29 SCPs and 17 tales. They have 3444 net upvotes with an average rating of 74. Their most recent article is SCP-2776(Rating:65) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2776
Aug 29 16:12:04 <LadyKatie> Mistercat, puns are a way of life here
Aug 29 16:12:11 <TheMisterCat> how do you drown a blonde? hold her head under the water until she stops breathing
Aug 29 16:12:13 <Goomy> How does Moses make his coffee?
Aug 29 16:12:16 <TheMisterCat> not deadpun, deadPAN
Aug 29 16:12:17 <LadyKatie> …
Aug 29 16:12:20 <Goomy> Hebrews it
Aug 29 16:12:43 * EldritchCyanide|AFK sets ban on *!*@synIRC-32A9BD43.jetstream.xtra.co.nz
Aug 29 16:12:46 * ProcyonLotor has kicked TheMisterCat from #site19 (Right, that's it. 24 hours.)
He PM'd me afterwards and we discussed expected behavior for #site19, he says he came from channels where the rules were much looser, and apologized for his behavior. Hopefully, this is it. He otherwise seems quite interested in contributing, so here's hoping.
e: Due to the way the hours are falling I'm just keeping a manual ban. Remove it at ~5 EST tomorrow.