Well, it's time to formally do what's been coming for a while. I'm officially retiring/leaving/I-don't-actually-know, folks.
Business-y things: Riemann will be the new Rewrite Captain (I'm so, so sorry, Rewrite Team). Hopefully my other positions will be filled at some point soon.
Reason-y things: My activity is nowhere near where it was at my peak, and this decision has been coming for like, half a year already. My activity level sucks right now, (again, sorry Rewrite Team), and I'm about to start college at a place not exactly known for its easy grading, in a major that quite literally sucks your soul away. So, before I become the absentee parent of staff, making promises to be around but never actually following through on them, I've decided to just drop out while I still can.
I'll swing by when I can, and (unless Kens decides otherwise) I should still be modding the subreddit. Can't guarantee when I can be around, but I'll say hello if I have some time in between academic torture sessions. Most of you have me on Facebook (if you don't, feel free to add me), and Riemann, kaktus, and Roget have my number. Assorted people have me on Steam.
It's been a good run, with almost 2 years on the site, and a year and a half of being staff. I've had a lot of fun here.
So long, and thanks for all the fish upvotes shitposts memories.
