Came in and immediately started shit with two separate chat staff. Full logs below:
2020-02-08 11:20:03.659826 seadrathe7th: well not really but still
2020-02-08 11:20:25.958851 ARD: seadrathe7th: well yeah but magnus is an accomplished martial artist and literal swords master
2020-02-08 11:20:40.722856 DrMagnus: That I am, yes.
2020-02-08 11:20:47.414656 seadrathe7th: doesnt that make him easier to find?
2020-02-08 11:20:48.416673 red3: He studied the blade for millenia.
2020-02-08 11:20:54.659843 red3: *They, rather.
2020-02-08 11:20:54.737474 naepicfael: jornax: technically voiced allows you to speak when the chat is muted
2020-02-08 11:20:55.741236 naepicfael: but if the chat is ever muted, you shouldn't be talking anyways
2020-02-08 11:20:56.012423 DrMagnus: seadrathe7th: My real name is out there for everyone to see on the PF docs.
2020-02-08 11:20:59.960891 ARD: Motherfucker trains other people to fight with swords, he’d shish kebab you like shawarmas
2020-02-08 11:21:00.632106 DrMagnus: And no, it doesn't scare me.
2020-02-08 11:21:07.457441 seadrathe7th: why not?
2020-02-08 11:21:13.084806 ARD: So all he needs to worry about is being civil online
2020-02-08 11:21:29.978068 seadrathe7th: a sword doesnt help if youre fast asleep
2020-02-08 11:21:40.397385 jornax: naepicfael: so it does nothing effectively
2020-02-08 11:21:41.611457 red3: What made you think Magnus sleeps?
2020-02-08 11:21:44.379149 DrMagnus: Lol, you think someone's going to find me, burst in to my apartment, and I'm not going to wake up?
2020-02-08 11:21:46.365027 DrMagnus: Also, that.
2020-02-08 11:21:48.364036 ARD: Well yeah but that’s what locks are for
2020-02-08 11:21:49.382787 seadrathe7th: <_<
2020-02-08 11:21:55.065744 seadrathe7th: lockpicks
2020-02-08 11:21:58.36058 naepicfael: jornax: pretty much. it's just flair
2020-02-08 11:22:05.814307 DrMagnus: seadrathe7th: Beyond that, I'm an adult. I am not afraid of internet strangers finding that I'm left leaning, or that I"m married and have a cat.
2020-02-08 11:22:07.34543 seadrathe7th: i mean yeah deadbolts exist
2020-02-08 11:22:17.648704 jornax: f(l)air enough
2020-02-08 11:22:20.161375 Gee0765: also like
2020-02-08 11:22:21.538485 naepicfael: although it has a bit more reliability in workshop. speaking of which…
2020-02-08 11:22:22.669882 ARD: You are really over estimating how much effort someone would go to to physically fight magnus
2020-02-08 11:22:32.13209 seadrathe7th: idk
2020-02-08 11:22:35.142687 seadrathe7th: guess im just paranoid
2020-02-08 11:22:38.264009 AbsentmindedNihilist: anyone who knows what magnus looks like is gonna think twice
2020-02-08 11:22:38.342304 DrMagnus: I work in finance, I've been making sure my online presence is non-offensive since I was 22.
2020-02-08 11:22:40.700971 IronDruid: . Broken rose
2020-02-08 11:22:44.279249 Gee0765: you can break into a house without knowing who lives in it
2020-02-08 11:22:48.632556 IronDruid: .s broken rose
2020-02-08 11:22:50.645973 seadrathe7th: its not about being non-offensive
2020-02-08 11:22:50.811217 ARD: Also, he’s a white man, so cops will ask questions first
2020-02-08 11:22:54.981364 naepicfael: On February 9th, Magnus will be hosting a seminar on action in #workshop. Come join us at 1 PM EST
2020-02-08 11:22:58.198428 red3: Lol.
2020-02-08 11:23:05.155047 seadrathe7th: its about being targeted because why not
2020-02-08 11:23:07.379634 Gee0765: and honestly knowing what magnus looks like makes me want to break into his home a lot less
2020-02-08 11:23:10.714763 seadrathe7th: who wants to spin the wheel of chance
2020-02-08 11:23:15.426976 AbsentmindedNihilist: Gee0765: i already said that
2020-02-08 11:23:18.185667 DrMagnus: Oh right. I'm also 6'5" 380 lbs, and These are my swords https://photos.app.goo.gl/fM2SQ3SedWVvz8XT6
2020-02-08 11:23:21.377055 Gee0765: AbsentmindedNihilist: shit
2020-02-08 11:23:21.81311 DrMagnus: :D
2020-02-08 11:23:29.349325 seadrathe7th: for all you guys know i could be raving mad
2020-02-08 11:23:29.484084 Gee0765: it's double true
2020-02-08 11:23:32.124338 seadrathe7th: and right next door
2020-02-08 11:23:41.91794 DrMagnus: Well then come at me bro.
2020-02-08 11:23:43.503388 AbsentmindedNihilist: yeah mango is the best equipped of all of us to deal with a home invasion
2020-02-08 11:23:44.706686 red3: When you break into a guy's house and he pulls out a fucking broadsword.
2020-02-08 11:23:49.206111 DrMagnus: Longsword*
2020-02-08 11:23:55.196399 DrMagnus: Broadswords are for chumps.
2020-02-08 11:23:56.243162 AbsentmindedNihilist: seadrathe7th: this is verging on creeper territory, pal
2020-02-08 11:23:59.939901 ClassyB: I always forget Magnus owns and knows how to use swords
2020-02-08 11:24:02.07322 IronDruid: .au
2020-02-08 11:24:07.34814 seadrathe7th: sorry i dont mean it
2020-02-08 11:24:11.666987 red3: Okay, I'm not an expert on deus vulting Magnus.
2020-02-08 11:24:11.693947 seadrathe7th: guess i just worry a ton
2020-02-08 11:24:13.267017 DrMagnus: ClassyB: to be fair, it's not a usual thing lol.
2020-02-08 11:24:18.786464 ARD: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9sc91k/own_a_musket_for_home_defense/
2020-02-08 11:24:24.497062 DrMagnus: Careful with that, deus vult has some bad connotations, red3
2020-02-08 11:24:36.181949 jornax: DrMagnus: nice collection
2020-02-08 11:24:43.261262 seadrathe7th: shitty copypaste of a great greentext
2020-02-08 11:24:56.191222 Gee0765: just as the founding fathers intended
2020-02-08 11:25:02.937669 red3: If you can name one person that would get offended over the Crusades, then I will actually evaporate myself.
2020-02-08 11:25:08.503859 seadrathe7th: idk
2020-02-08 11:25:09.539503 seadrathe7th: sjws
2020-02-08 11:25:10.937415 Servbot: Lrt
2020-02-08 11:25:16.073516 Servbot: Let's not start
2020-02-08 11:25:19.829918 seadrathe7th: cuz youre killing muslims or something
2020-02-08 11:25:21.973514 DrMagnus: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jrujeCGWfs7Gjdxm7lgkRhU-WNmFFPhs/view?usp=sharing <— Me rockin' the fuck out of my apprentice
2020-02-08 11:25:22.05007 LoveTheVoid: Yeah
2020-02-08 11:25:22.611053 ARD: Deus Vult is a common nazi dog whistle
2020-02-08 11:25:23.613689 red3: Yeah, nevermind.
2020-02-08 11:25:23.687303 LoveTheVoid: Really
2020-02-08 11:25:26.7021 LoveTheVoid: Let's not start
2020-02-08 11:25:31.71628 seadrathe7th: or other people in the name of religion
2020-02-08 11:25:38.883475 LoveTheVoid: I don't need to see this chat have a meltdown
2020-02-08 11:26:00.720864 Gee0765: red3: good thing you know now though
2020-02-08 11:26:01.994598 DrMagnus: jornax: Thank you! The daggers are named "Mostly Dead" and "Final Word" the swords are (from top down) "The Oathkeeper" "Ri'Boria" "Inconceivable"
2020-02-08 11:26:12.101212 AbsentmindedNihilist: seadrathe7th: yeah the opinion that "muslims are people" is a real sjw idea.
2020-02-08 11:26:15.432122 DrMagnus: And I named the first sword before Brienne got her sword, for the record lol
2020-02-08 11:26:16.553607 ARD: DrMagnus: lol did you even need that sword you fuckin body checked him into next week
2020-02-08 11:26:20.586807 AbsentmindedNihilist: don't pull this bullshit here.
2020-02-08 11:26:31.475864 Cregan_Stark: This chat has been a real cesspit today.
2020-02-08 11:26:36.596031 seadrathe7th: <_<
2020-02-08 11:26:43.290908 DrMagnus: ARD: Fencing is 40% wrestling, and 60% swordsmanship :P
2020-02-08 11:26:44.291754 seadrathe7th: you guys misinterpret me
2020-02-08 11:26:49.304544 Servbot: Give me my gun and my badge back
2020-02-08 11:26:52.614073 DrMagnus: seadrathe7th: You literally said "sjws"
2020-02-08 11:26:55.618266 seadrathe7th: muslims *are* people
2020-02-08 11:27:02.796415 red3: Lets drop this.
2020-02-08 11:27:07.812181 DrMagnus: I like that idea.
2020-02-08 11:27:15.232947 DrMagnus: Let's move on, officially.
2020-02-08 11:27:18.297822 AbsentmindedNihilist: yeah op order move the FUCK on please
2020-02-08 11:27:20.990941 AbsentmindedNihilist: oops, sorry mango!
2020-02-08 11:27:25.003759 seadrathe7th: my country has like one of the most muslims in the world
2020-02-08 11:27:36.62864 AbsentmindedNihilist: seadrathe7th: hey when we say op order that means stop talking about it
2020-02-08 11:27:40.612794 Servbot: I don't wanna backseat, sorry
2020-02-08 11:27:44.979759 DrMagnus: Servbot: You're solid.
2020-02-08 11:27:46.054933 seadrathe7th: >_>
2020-02-08 11:27:50.250503 AbsentmindedNihilist: Servbot: no you're good
2020-02-08 11:27:54.302364 seadrathe7th: nevermind
2020-02-08 11:28:00.631677 seadrathe7th: speaking of nihilism
2020-02-08 11:28:01.894614 DrMagnus: seadrathe7th: Not dropping it/continuing to react to this order constitutes not moving on.
2020-02-08 11:28:02.825664 seadrathe7th: ironically
2020-02-08 11:28:06.256261 seadrathe7th: whts the point
2020-02-08 11:28:11.276099 jornax: DrMagnus: nice, I also have some replicas on my wall
2020-02-08 11:28:24.80811 seadrathe7th: youll never truly be able to be a nihilists
2020-02-08 11:28:25.791949 seadrathe7th: nihilist
2020-02-08 11:28:31.125038 seadrathe7th: cuz nihilists dont care
2020-02-08 11:28:34.620545 DrMagnus: jornax: Nice. I like a lot of the functional replicas that del tin makes.
2020-02-08 11:28:37.486532 AbsentmindedNihilist: seadrathe7th: it's an old nickname of mine
2020-02-08 11:28:41.82961 naepicfael: .ch work on 15 page short story for 305, work on old testament junk for EGL, fuck off
2020-02-08 11:28:43.9592 AbsentmindedNihilist: i'm more an existentialist
2020-02-08 11:28:45.365603 DrMagnus: They've got an increeeeeedible Narsil and Anduril.
2020-02-08 11:28:48.96489 seadrathe7th: well are you a nihilist?
2020-02-08 11:28:50.88008 seadrathe7th: oh
2020-02-08 11:29:15.945048 Servbot: I thought I read objectivist
2020-02-08 11:29:35.034644 seadrathe7th: that feels like diet nihilism
2020-02-08 11:29:36.263204 naepicfael: objectivism gives me a headache
2020-02-08 11:29:39.196347 AbsentmindedNihilist: though i enjoy some of nietzche's stuff
2020-02-08 11:29:40.199405 seadrathe7th: oh look humans have free will
2020-02-08 11:29:48.007379 AbsentmindedNihilist: bc it's just super-dramatic at times
2020-02-08 11:29:55.053073 Servbot: I was about to bring up my handy dandy picture giving the finger to a pile of Ayn Rand books
2020-02-08 11:30:00.033601 jornax: DrMagnus: looked those up, they look really nice indeed. mine are lower quality, though if I had the money I would go on a spending spree :p
2020-02-08 11:30:03.040515 red3: Jokes on you nerds. I'm a solipsist and y'all ain't even real.
2020-02-08 11:30:04.101072 AbsentmindedNihilist: seadrathe7th: eh it's just like "eh nothing matters, make your own meaning"
2020-02-08 11:30:08.613831 Gee0765: Servbot: lol
2020-02-08 11:30:27.211015 AbsentmindedNihilist: and that to me means making other people's finite lives as pleasant as i can in the limited amount of time i have before i'm plummetted into the void
2020-02-08 11:30:41.370071 Cregan_Stark: That's a good way of thinking.
2020-02-08 11:31:01.457762 Servbot: Remember not to get drafted into the skeleton war
2020-02-08 11:31:08.026343 seadrathe7th: ah screw your void
2020-02-08 11:31:14.607455 seadrathe7th: youre just a pansy nihilist
2020-02-08 11:31:30.263883 red3: Oof. Careful with your words there.
2020-02-08 11:31:39.545865 DrMagnus: Are….you trying to provoke the channel staff, or what?
2020-02-08 11:31:49.299599 seadrathe7th: im just saying what i think
2020-02-08 11:31:56.160038 red3: I suspect ignorance, rather than malice.
2020-02-08 11:32:11.809804 seadrathe7th: i dont think saying someone is a pansy nihilist is being racist or sexist or anything
2020-02-08 11:32:14.013049 DrMagnus: Maybe consider putting a dick filter in front of what you say?
2020-02-08 11:32:15.025612 seadrathe7th: its just kinda rude
2020-02-08 11:32:19.992939 seadrathe7th: and in my opinion true
2020-02-08 11:32:23.073272 DrMagnus: Because you're being a dick.
2020-02-08 11:32:41.821008 naepicfael: seadrathe7th: the way you said it seemed like you were calling niles a pansy
2020-02-08 11:32:58.48878 Gee0765: also like maybe sorta kinda don't just tell people their worldview is shit for no reason
2020-02-08 11:33:12.939904 ClassyB: jesus, there we go
2020-02-08 11:33:26.233615 Servbot: Henlo Classy
2020-02-08 11:33:38.851375 seadrathe7th: well i mean if existentialism is pansy nihilist
2020-02-08 11:33:38.917482 DianaBerry: Anyone up to crit a draft in the critters
2020-02-08 11:33:46.324537 seadrathe7th: and youre an existentialist
2020-02-08 11:33:47.842422 DrMagnus: DrMagnus has banned *!*@50886733.21CE0BF7.11DE8C58.IP
2020-02-08 11:33:50.247389 ClassyB: Internet went down for a sec, and SynIRC freaked out like heck
2020-02-08 11:33:57.448182 seadrathe7th: seadrathe7th was kicked by DrMagnus for:Enough. Take a day to calm down, and try again.
2020-02-08 11:34:05.2484 DavidTR39: Greetings fellow members!
2020-02-08 11:34:14.513001 Servbot: Jesus
2020-02-08 11:34:19.18425 Servbot: What an asshole
2020-02-08 11:34:20.186821 Servbot: Anyway
2020-02-08 11:34:23.254745 ClassyB: I mean
2020-02-08 11:34:29.801725 Servbot: How about them SCPs
2020-02-08 11:34:32.811715 red3: Well, I think they were intentionally being mean.
2020-02-08 11:34:33.811798 Pighead: Oh… well, this is probably the most strangest moment for me to come.
2020-02-08 11:34:38.832672 Modulum: same
2020-02-08 11:34:42.241177 DrAkimoto: No need to talk about people that aren't here.
2020-02-08 11:34:44.505886 red3: *don't think, rather.
2020-02-08 11:34:56.299602 Pighead: OK, I hadn't seen anything, I dunno what this is… so, hello, my dear friends !
2020-02-08 11:34:59.429778 PansymindedNihilist: in honor of our fallen comrade
24 hours to calm TF down.