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Amicably tells me they're 13 after some draft review:
23:39 LunarPRIX oh
23:39 LunarPRIX i have read alot
23:39 EldritchCyanide|Ping First attempt or fiftieth, we will critique you the same regardless.
23:39 LunarPRIX im proud about the audio log
23:39 Zyn LunarPRIX: …doesn't look like it.
23:40 Zyn LunarPRIX: Also, you're not a member of the mainsite.
23:40 LunarPRIX i registered?
23:40 Zyn LunarPRIX: Have you submitted an application?
23:40 Zyn LunarPRIX: You're not registered as a member of the SCP wiki site.
23:40 Zyn .sea join the site
23:40 Alexandra Zyn: No matches found.
23:40 LunarPRIX ah shit
23:40 Zyn .g scp join the site
23:40 Alexandra Zyn: http://www.scp-wiki.net/system:join — Join This Site - SCP Foundation: "If you do not read the Guide to Newbies before applying, your application will be denied. When finished, continue to the next tab."
23:40 Zyn ^
23:40 LunarPRIX well atleast i have a draft ready
23:40 Alexandra LunarPRIX has a draft guys!
23:40 Zyn LunarPRIX: Your draft, quite frankly, needs a /ton/ of work if you want it to stand a chance on the site.
23:41 LunarPRIX i know
23:41 LunarPRIX it does
23:41 Zyn LunarPRIX: The majority of site writers have college-level or above writing experience.
23:41 LunarPRIX but thats what drafts are for
23:41 Zyn Sometimes we get high schoolers who write at that level
23:41 Zyn have you taken any AP-level writing classes?
23:41 LunarPRIX i dont go to those type of schools
23:41 LunarPRIX and its summer
23:42 LunarPRIX i dont write alot in the summer
23:42 Zyn Ah, I see.
23:42 Zyn How old are you?
23:42 LunarPRIX 13
23:42 Zyn Makes sense.
23:42 Zyn Thank you for being honest.
23:42 LunarPRIX okiedokie.
23:42 Zyn However, if you'd have read the guides
23:42 Zyn We have an age limit.
23:42 Zyn You must be 15 to join the site.
23:43 LunarPRIX hmm what year will i be when im 15
23:43 Zyn two from now, I assume.
23:43 Zyn 2017.
23:43 LunarPRIX atleast we will still have oil in 2017
23:43 Zyn I recommend that you wait. In the meantime, do some more reading.
23:44 Zyn Hopefully we'll have switched to biofuels.
23:44 LunarPRIX i need to get inspired
23:44 Zyn You can run a car on corn!
23:44 Zyn Yeah, inspired, and taught.
23:44 Zyn A lot of basic writing things can be learned in school.
23:44 LunarPRIX sch00l
23:44 LunarPRIX im a cool kid
23:44 LunarPRIX i dont go to sk00l
23:44 Zyn It's what we expect on the site, and it definitely helps
23:44 LunarPRIX yes
And then the rest is me talking because this person actually does seem pretty okay. They like poetry. Just need to read more though.
23:44 LunarPRIX i know there are talented writers
23:44 Zyn LunarPRIX: You're attempting to write for a creative writing community, lol
23:44 Zyn We expect quality work.
23:44 LunarPRIX like 106?
23:44 LunarPRIX 096?
23:44 Zyn hahahaaha
23:44 Zyn oh man
23:45 Zyn those are old as heck
23:45 LunarPRIX what?
23:45 Photosynthetic quit (Quit: Good night, all!)
23:45 LunarPRIX i know but there good
23:45 Zyn people who play the games like those though.
23:45 Zyn Nah.
23:45 Hexi mmh
23:45 LunarPRIX im sure they took there time on making those
23:45 Decibelle there are reasons why 106 and 096 work, even with their age
23:45 Zyn They're decent.
23:45 Hexi a lot of series one sit there because they have tenure
23:45 Decibelle like, there are specific reasons why they work despite being the typical "powerful monster that can kill you"
23:45 LunarPRIX you know
23:45 LunarPRIX i dont think a farmer
23:45 Decibelle in that they are both very narrative-driven
23:45 Zyn ^
23:45 LunarPRIX i dont think a farmer owning a mutated owl is the best plot for me
23:45 Hexi 173 rides out on tenure alone
23:46 Zyn LunarPRIX: You're free to continue writing in the sandbox, but I'm afraid you can't ask for feedback until you're 15.
23:46 LunarPRIX imagine a farmer in tenessee owning a mutated owl
23:46 LunarPRIX aw
23:46 Zyn In the meantime, do some reading of the /newer/ SCP stuff
23:46 Zyn sharpen your writing skills
23:46 LunarPRIX your right zyn
23:46 Zyn and we'll see you in two years.
23:46 LunarPRIX you will still be here?
23:46 Zyn I can assure you you'll have an easier time writing then.
23:46 LunarPRIX yeah
23:46 Zyn Like, instead of getting frustrated now with all the things you'll learn
23:46 Zyn give it time.
23:46 Zyn I assume I'll be here, yes.
23:47 LunarPRIX well
23:47 LunarPRIX a farmer owning a mutated owl
23:47 LunarPRIX jeez
23:47 EldritchCyanide|Ping Someone will be able to assist you, even if Zyn moves on to Cooler Things.
23:47 LunarPRIX i wonder how his life was going before 05 ended his life
23:47 Zyn LunarPRIX: Perhaps the way the maker of SCP-2991 was going before the Foundation stole his scarf.
23:47 LunarPRIX 2991?
23:48 LunarPRIX never read that
23:48 Zyn SCP-2991
23:48 Alexandra Zyn: SCP-2991 ("Scarf", Written by Dr Hysteria, Rating:+76) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-2991
23:48 Zyn Hysteria and I collaborated.
23:48 LunarPRIX what about the audio log
23:48 LunarPRIX what do you think about the audio log
23:48 EldritchCyanide|Ping We can't give you crit.
23:48 Zyn EC, I'll let it slide this one time.
23:48 Zyn LunarPRIX: It's… almost hilariously bad, sorry.
23:48 EldritchCyanide|Ping As you wish, Zyn
23:49 LunarPRIX its okay
23:49 Zyn like
23:49 LunarPRIX im not the best writer in my class
23:49 Zyn Everything that's being said
23:49 Zyn sounds like it's coming out of a video game
23:49 LunarPRIX tru
23:49 Zyn you've got weird capitalizations
23:49 LunarPRIX tru
23:49 Zyn "Affirmative firing Darts"
23:49 Zyn Like
23:49 Zyn .def affirmatic
23:49 Alexandra Zyn: definition for "affirmative": adjective: 1. pertaining to truth; asserting that something is. 2. pertaining to any assertion or active confirmation that favors a particular result. noun: 1. Yes; an answer that shows agreement or acceptance. 2. An answer that shows agreement or acceptance.
23:49 Zyn shoot
23:49 Zyn oh. Right word anyway
23:49 Zyn But yeah.
23:49 Zyn I read that as one phrase
23:49 LunarPRIX yeah i play alot of shooters
23:49 LunarPRIX what im good at is poetry
23:49 Davsto quit (Quit: I have ti admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time)
23:49 Zyn so like, they were literally firing out darts that were pertaining to truth
23:50 Zyn I write poetry too, incidentally.
23:50 Zyn Ever written a villanelle?
23:50 Zyn .sea into that good night
23:50 LunarPRIX no
23:50 Alexandra Zyn: Into That Good Night(Rating:69) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/into-that-good-night
23:50 LunarPRIX free verse is my thing
23:50 Zyn .sea arbitrary darkness
23:50 Alexandra Zyn: Arbitrary Darkness(Rating:46) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/arbitrary-darkness
23:50 Zyn We have a /few/ freeverse poems on the site
23:50 LunarPRIX i feel like everyone whoes with freeverse
23:50 Zyn They are /very/ hard to write because most people don't like poetry
23:50 LunarPRIX i mean picks freeverse
23:50 LunarPRIX what poetry is great
23:50 Zyn and people feel that poetry should have some sort of structure
23:51 Zyn on the site, I mean.
23:51 LunarPRIX it does have a structure
23:51 LunarPRIX oh
23:51 Zyn People go there for articles mostly.
23:51 Zyn Anyway
23:51 LunarPRIX i have no idea how you can write a scp with poetry
23:51 Zyn .sea rice bowl
23:51 Alexandra Zyn: A Rice Bowl(SCP-931, Rating:242) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-931
23:51 Zyn ^ haiku SCP
23:51 LunarPRIX rice bowls are dangerous huh
23:51 Zyn .sea lungering lark
23:51 Alexandra Zyn: No matches found.
23:51 Zyn .sea lingering lark
23:51 Alexandra Zyn: The Lingering Lark of Leviathan Square(Rating:57) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-lingering-lark-of-leviathan-square
23:51 Zyn ^ also poetry
23:51 Zyn .sea tweedle
23:51 Alexandra Zyn: No matches found.
23:51 LunarPRIX life must be shit for MTF people
23:52 Zyn LunarPRIX: You don't know what an MTF is, do you?
23:52 LunarPRIX of course i do
23:52 Zyn !guide mobile task
23:52 Alexandra Zyn: Mobile Task Forces - http://www.scp-wiki.net/task-forces
23:52 Zyn ^
23:52 LunarPRIX i really have nothing munch to do in life
23:52 LunarPRIX not yet
23:52 Zyn MTFs actually have pretty cool jobs.
23:52 LunarPRIX really
23:52 LunarPRIX MTF is the deadliest job of them all
23:52 Zyn They can be scientist specialists, researchers
23:52 Zyn Lol
23:52 LunarPRIX atleast they have guns?
23:52 Zyn Yeah, you need to do a heck of a ton of more reading
23:52 Zyn Nope
23:52 LunarPRIX MTF deals with keter
23:52 Zyn If they don't need a gun, they don't carry a gun.
23:52 Zyn Nope!
23:52 LunarPRIX SCIENCE
23:53 LunarPRIX are you a man of science?
23:53 Zyn They deal with whatever they specialize in.
23:53 Zyn I am a lady of science
23:53 LunarPRIX true
23:53 Zyn a mod on the site
23:53 Zyn and captain of two site teams.
23:53 Zyn Anyway.
23:53 LunarPRIX even deal with class Ds
23:53 LunarPRIX i remeber when class A was a thing
23:53 Zyn Class A is still a thing.
23:53 Zyn Read more.
23:53 Zyn Come back in two years.
23:53 LunarPRIX i think class A go free after a couple of months
23:53 Zyn You're free to contact me via wikidot PM if you have any questions
23:53 LunarPRIX okiedokie
23:53 Zyn but I'm going to have to ask you to leave right now.
23:54 LunarPRIX why
23:54 LunarPRIX why r u being so r00d
23:54 Zyn Technically you were supposed to be kicked like right after you said you were 13.
23:54 Zyn Because rules.
23:54 LunarPRIX oh
23:54 LunarPRIX i consider my self lucky
23:54 Zyn Yeah. No exceptions, sorry, though I happen to be a nice mod.
23:54 Zyn We will see you in two years.
23:54 LunarPRIX well im going to go code a bit
23:54 LunarPRIX alright
23:54 LunarPRIX are you on chat often?
23:54 Zyn Enjoy yourself.
23:54 Zyn More or less.
23:54 LunarPRIX okay
23:55 Zyn You won't be allowed in #site17
23:55 LunarPRIX well see you in 2 years
23:55 Zyn because of age limits
23:55 LunarPRIX ill be writing
23:55 LunarPRIX and reading alot
23:55 Zyn but you can contact me on the site, since I'm Captain of Community Outreach.
23:55 Zyn Good.
23:55 LunarPRIX okie
23:55 Zyn That'll help you a lot.
23:55 LunarPRIX see you in 2 years then
23:55 Zyn See you then.
23:55 *** LunarPRIX quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Can I keep this one I promise to feed it and everything I'm fine with unbanning in two years from today.