PervertedSCP-087-B/DontLookAtMe

Summary:

In which your humble narrator seriously has to explain why "PervertedSCP-087-B" is not a good nick

PervertedSCP-087-B/DontLookAtMe

ProcyonLotor 17 May 2015 08:10

So, user named PervertedSCP-087-B joins 19, and I kick them before they can begin discussing rocket science or ethical philosophy:

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• PervertedSCP-087-B (PI.16BD4FFD.98D56EEF.37E8B28|tibbiM#PI.16BD4FFD.98D56EEF.37E8B28|tibbiM) has joined
• Servbot (~PI.8BD0330D.F6283E4E.1129D3B5|eivreS#PI.8BD0330D.F6283E4E.1129D3B5|eivreS) has joined
• ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to Servbot

<Famine_> what if they turned you to a cooler version of you
<PervertedSCP-087-B> hi
<Famine_> would that be scary
<DrVanSomething> You could make me go find the nearest bridge and jump off it. All you'd have to do is say exactly the right thing at exactly the right time
<Servbot> Youy know that state of mind where
<GreenWolf> DrVanSomething: THE BRIDGE IS ON FIRE
<PervertedSCP-087-B> hey who knows me?
<GreenWolf> JUMP
<Davsto> ops
<Servbot> your body is beyond tired but your mind is running at the speed of light?
<kaktus> lol so
<kaktus> Hi PervertedSCP-087-B
<Decibelle> PervertedSCP-087-B: hello. please change your nick to something that doesnt have scp-# in it

• ProcyonLotor has kicked PervertedSCP-087-B from #site19 (Try again, thanks.)

And then he came into 17, and thus began probably the literal nadir of my time as an operator:

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• PervertedSCP-087-B (PI.16BD4FFD.98D56EEF.37E8B28|tibbiM#PI.16BD4FFD.98D56EEF.37E8B28|tibbiM) has joined

<ProcyonLotor> PervertedSCP-087-B, please change your nick.
<PervertedSCP-087-B> okay
<ProcyonLotor> Even if it wasn't, you know, wildly inappropriate, we don't allow SCP nicks
<ProcyonLotor> But like, seriously bro
<ProcyonLotor> What made you think that would be a good idea
<PervertedSCP-087-B> what?
<ProcyonLotor> "PervertedSCP-087-B"
<PervertedSCP-087-B> oh lol
<ProcyonLotor> You're walking into a community of folks who don't know you from Adam, and that is your first impression.
<PervertedSCP-087-B> what's wrong with that?

• Athena_Grey has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

<ProcyonLotor> It is not a good one.
<ProcyonLotor> Piss poor one, if I may be frank
<ProcyonLotor> Well, I mean, let's say you're at a party
<PervertedSCP-087-B> goddamnit why don't you accept this names
<Decibelle> plus, chat guide rules state that youre not allowed to have a nick with SCP- in it
<ProcyonLotor> Bunch of folks you don't know
<ProcyonLotor> And then they introduce themselves
<ProcyonLotor> "Hi, I'm Jane"
<ProcyonLotor> "Hey there, I'm Nick"
<ProcyonLotor> "You can call me Perverted Jack"
<ProcyonLotor> Which one of those three are you going to consciously avoid for the rest of the evening?
<PervertedSCP-087-B> ah… okay I get it…

• PervertedSCP-087-B is now known as DontLookAtMe

<DontLookAtMe> there
<ProcyonLotor> That'll do, I suppose.
<DontLookAtMe> okay can I go to site 19 now?
<ProcyonLotor> You can.

• Athena_Grey (PI.188A9557.651725C1.02234D3F|tibbiM#PI.188A9557.651725C1.02234D3F|tibbiM) has joined
• DontLookAtMe has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

They're in 19 and SCProleplay at time of writing under "DontLookAtMe". General operative consensus is that this user isn't deserving of another chance- ban on next offense.

Re: PervertedSCP-087-B/DontLookAtMe

ProcyonLotor 17 May 2015 08:33

And, well, that was quick. They joined EC¹:

• DontLookAtMe (PI.16BD4FFD.98D56EEF.37E8B28|tibbiM#PI.16BD4FFD.98D56EEF.37E8B28|tibbiM) has joined

<DontLookAtMe> I wanna fap.

• thedeadlymoose sets ban on *!*@82B8E73.FEE65D89.DFF4DB61.IP
• thedeadlymoose has kicked DontLookAtMe from #ethicscommittee (thedeadlymoose)

Followed very shortly by:

• Decibelle sets ban on *!*@82B8E73.FEE65D89.DFF4DB61.IP

…

• Decibelle has kicked DontLookAtMe from #site19 (Decibelle)

Banned like clockwork from a bunch of other sidechats they were inhabiting, and then we reach their appeal in 17, where I achieve Zero-to-"fuck you" in under a minute.

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<thedeadlymoose> congrats DontLookAtMe
<thedeadlymoose> you are now banned from #site19 for failure to act 15 or older
<DontLookAtMe> But I'm fucking 18! Goddamnit!
<Decibelle> you're failing to act at a level of maturity expected for anyone participating in chat or on the site
<ProcyonLotor> And it's not close. You're either a troll, a thirteen year old, or someone with the maturity of same.
<ProcyonLotor> Which one you are does not particularly matter
<ProcyonLotor> The result is the same.

• Davsto (ten.mnigriv.elbac.A4A107CF-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.mnigriv.elbac.A4A107CF-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined

<DontLookAtMe> Well, what the fuck is this then?
<ProcyonLotor> Well, this might as well be your ban appeal.
<ProcyonLotor> You can begin any time you like.
<DontLookAtMe> Hey, ProcyonLotor. Fuck you.

• DontLookAtMe (PI.16BD4FFD.98D56EEF.37E8B28|tibbiM#PI.16BD4FFD.98D56EEF.37E8B28|tibbiM) has left

<ProcyonLotor> Oh my god
<ProcyonLotor> That just trashed my self esteem
<ProcyonLotor> Guys
<ProcyonLotor> I think I'm going to resign
<ProcyonLotor> I can't play in these big leagues

• Decibelle pats coony

<Decibelle> it's alright
<Decibelle> we all go through a few bumps before growing as a person

• kaktus sets ban on *!*@82B8E73.FEE65D89.DFF4DB61.IP

<Davsto> Oh jesus

• TwistedGears offers Lotor small dumpster
• Davsto hugs ProcyonLotor

<TwistedGears> Look it's overflowing and everything
<Davsto> I'm sorry, man
<kaktus> Just in case they decide to come back anytime soon.

• ProcyonLotor weepnom

<kaktus> We can scratch that one in the morning.
<kaktus> Decibelle: you want to add this one to Alexandra?
<ProcyonLotor> I'm logging
<Decibelle> yes i can
<ProcyonLotor> If someone can hit up the bot, that would be great

Tried joining the few channels remaining to him as "TheSculpture". Banned from those as well.

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Last edited on 17 May 2015 08:33 by ProcyonLotor Show more

Re: PervertedSCP-087-B/DontLookAtMe

Zyn 17 May 2015 18:48

ProcyonLotor weepnom

I don't know why but I burst out laughing when I read this

clearly this is the most beautiful /me I have seen in my time

Re: PervertedSCP-087-B/DontLookAtMe

Eskobar 17 May 2015 13:03

_{changes wikidot username to Perverted Eskobar}

IT JUST FEELS MORE LIKE WHO I AM ON THE INSIDE, OKAY?

Re: PervertedSCP-087-B/DontLookAtMe

LurkD 23 Sep 2015 19:20

I wanna fap

Comedy gold.