Disciplinary - Thundamuffinz

Summary:

Troll on the site

Thundamuffinz

TroyL 10 May 2015 17:10

User Thundamuffinz posted a troll -J. Text is included here, with corrected spacing so you can see everything, and retained for lulz:

They see him trollin

This article was posted twice, all told. To a main slot and to a -J slot, afterwards.

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Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Overwhelming amounts of Benadril

Description:Space Shuttle astronaut is a guy dressed up as an astronaut.

He is normal most of the time (scratch that), but on Halloween he gets really crazy. At 5:00, he watches some hour long television program that shows the pokemon jinx constantly saying "BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS!" and putting her hands up, literally raising the roof. After the program is over, he will go into the plaza and strip his clothes off, and twerk for 2 more hours. Then at 8:00, he will Scream "SHAKE VIGOROUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and Start shaking and twerking so vigorously that zombies appear in a circle around him, slowly closing in. He will then start to lift off the ground and illuminate in the color of gold and slowly, but then rapidly rotate in the air, slowly getting faster. The zombies will begin to say "PENIS PENIS PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then in 5 seconds their heads will explode. his costume will then levitate back onto him and he will go trick or treating. But instead of saying "Trick or Treat!" he will flail around in the person's face and yell "SPACE SHUTTLES!!!!" and then run away. He is currently being contained in a facility in New York City, but on Halloween he shakes so vigorously he cannot be contained, no matter what. Level 5 clearance or higher is required to interact with him. Be warned, he is so vigorous your head just may explode.

Interview

Dr. Brennan: What Is your vigorosity level from 1-10?
Space Shuttlez Astronaut: OVA NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Went ahead and went through with the vote after the user wisely posted the following to the discussion thread:

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This is retained here to punish mobile browsing of O5.

User was banned by admin fiat (me, Troy) to prevent further damage, and the above SCP has been summarily deleted with Dmatix witnessing.

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"WELL FOUNDATION. YOU MADE IT SO EASY. SO VERY VERY EASY." - dimensionpotato

Last edited on 10 May 2015 17:52 by Zyn Show more

Re: Thundamuffinz

Zyn 10 May 2015 17:51

Also noting that they originally coldposted the article as a mainlist (since they didn't understand how to input their own slot in the joke SCPs page), took it down after it got downvoted, and reposted it without changes.

Also going to add in a link to the account profile.

Re: Thundamuffinz

Zyn 23 May 2015 05:17

Noting that in a flurry of activity today, they coldposted an SCP and a joke SCP:

Text of SCP

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(image snipped, note that it was an offsite-located picture of a silver hand bell)

Item #: SCP-2126

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Kept in a locked safe room, permission from level 4 clearance or higher is required to interact with it.

Description: SCP-2126 is an aluminum Jell-O mold. It is chrome-silver and in the shape of a bell. It was discovered that when water is poured into it, it can make any Jell-O the one who poured the water desires. This includes any color, flavor, size, mass, density, level of radioactivity, temperature, shape, taste, hardness, and location desired. It was bought in a garage sale by Dr. ████████ and was discovered to have abnormal abilities about a week or so after its purchase. It has since been used in many private events for the workers at the Foundation.

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Text of joke SCP

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Item #: SCP-2127-J

Object Class: Keter (Because it's really annoying)

Special Containment Procedures: Unplugged and put in a cardboard box so there is no signal.

Description: SCP-2127-J is a router. It was in a Starbucks down the street from my house, but then it seemed as if all females with a phone would just ignore you while connected to the wifi. The owner, being a fellow guy like us, removed it. I can only imagine why the hell he did. He then gave it to the Foundation, who saw it as dangerous and locked it away in a cardboard box.

Interview with the owner

Me: Why did you remove the router?
Owner: Because I'm sane.
Me: Oh. Now I know why.

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Also of note, some comments from them:

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On the coldposted SCP: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1211678/scp-2126#post-2301347

I am new here, and I know this article is short. But I want others to edit it to make it better and contribute too. I appreciate the fact that you think it is decent! I'm not sure if I should do this or not, but :)

On their coldposted joke SCP, in response to a comment that was wholly unrelated to this reply:

Well, I like SCP-2126, Which I wrote myself. I love Jell-O, personally.

On a tale: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1166893/i-thought-you-would-come-back-if-i-made-it-well#post-2301345

I'm sorry, I don't have a clue what is going on here and it seems pretty stupid. -1.

Keep an eye on? I thought they would have been banned for longer for trolling?

Edit: Also, unauthorized edit on SCP-566.

Last edited on 23 May 2015 05:38 by Zyn Show more

Re: Thundamuffinz

DrEverettMann 23 May 2015 05:55

Re-banned. Not sure how he got unbanned. If someone had a good reason to un-ban, please post it here.

Re: Thundamuffinz

thedeadlymoose 23 May 2015 21:16

They deleted and recreated their account. This almost never works, but I'm guessing I probably let them back in whilst catching up on applications half-asleep.