8:58:35 PM <WhiskyHunt> .tell WhiskyHunt note to self, parents are this close to disowning you
8:58:36 PM <%Secretary_Helen> WhiskyHunt: *Jots that down on her clipboard* Got it, I'll let them know…
8:58:45 PM ← WhiskyHunt (ten.tsewq.pslc.8E8B020B-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsewq.pslc.8E8B020B-CRInys|tibbiM) was kicked by %taylor_iOStkin: oi. Cut it out.
8:58:53 PM <calamitous1> taylor_iOStkin: play what? instruments?
8:59:01 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> Guitar
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8:59:08 PM <WhiskyHunt> Ok, sorry
8:59:09 PM <DeveloperX> oof
8:59:19 PM <calamitous1> TheMightyMcB: ah, that's unfortunate
8:59:33 PM <DeveloperX> can I test the tell command on myself?
8:59:34 PM <TheMightyMcB> calamitous1: yeah but hey at least the stuff works so like
8:59:39 PM <calamitous1> taylor_iOStkin: nope. I do play a bit of trombone and cello though
8:59:41 PM <DeveloperX> I've never used it
8:59:43 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> O
8:59:51 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> WhiskyHunt: yeah we don’t need that edgy stuff here.
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9:00:14 PM <calamitous1> I did dabble in bass at one point, but never well
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9:00:18 PM <WhiskyHunt> *Shrug* I don't know.
9:00:25 PM <TheMightyMcB> calamitous1: upright bass or electric bass
9:00:27 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> Well, I do know.
9:00:31 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> And we don’t want or need that here.
9:00:36 PM <TheMightyMcB> both are cool fuckin instruments
9:00:36 PM <Dragonfire15699> oh i play trombone toooo
9:00:48 PM <calamitous1> TheMightyMcB: ain't it nice when things work? electric bass btw
9:00:55 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> Oh I see
9:00:58 PM <WhiskyHunt> Where would you suggest placing it then?
9:00:59 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> The shy man’s instrument
9:01:04 PM <CuteGirl> TheMightyMcB: I have to use super strength anti perspirant too
9:01:06 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> WhiskyHunt: a diary.
9:01:14 PM <djkaktus> .au
9:01:15 PM <%Secretary_Helen> djkaktus: djkaktus - (http://www.scp-wiki.net/djkaktus) has 127 pages. (76 SCP articles, 32 Tales, 3 GoI Formats, 15 others.) They have 28465 net upvotes with an average of 224. Their latest page is Another djkaktus Proposal: "RUMBLY IN ITS TUMBLY" at 84.
9:01:18 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> WhiskyHunt: idgaf where you put it but here is not the place.
9:01:27 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> And I’ll warn you that you’re on pretty thin ice right now
9:01:28 PM <TheMightyMcB> calamitous1: my brother plays electric bass. Dude wants to be the next Victor Wooten
9:01:34 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> So maybe let it rest
9:01:45 PM <WhiskyHunt> Well, if I am on thin ice, might as well ice skate.
9:01:54 PM <TheMightyMcB> .y you can't hold no groove
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9:01:55 PM <%Secretary_Helen> TheMightyMcB: Victor Wooten - U Can't Hold No Groove BASS DAY '98 - length 11m - 5336↑81↓ - 554028 views - sickofitall50 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A18tC7DB4D4
9:01:58 PM <djkaktus> That's the opposite of what you do on thin ice.
9:02:03 PM <calamitous1> TheMightyMcB: I'd rather be the next Chris Wolstenholme
9:02:06 PM <DeveloperX> Hey, so who likes to change the subject to avoid confrontation?
9:02:11 PM <DeveloperX> I do!
9:02:12 PM <djkaktus> On thin ice, you lay down to maximize surface area and crawl away
9:02:13 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> What does that even mean WhiskyHunt
9:02:29 PM <naepicfael> Can someone educate me on physics
9:02:30 PM <djkaktus> You want to keep from putting your weight on too small an area.
9:02:37 PM <djkaktus> That will break the ice.
9:02:41 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> ^
9:02:46 PM <CuteGirl> DeveloperX: Taylor has got this dw
9:02:54 PM <djkaktus> This has been your helpful ice tips from djkaktus
9:03:04 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> djkaktus: what about sculpting it
9:03:06 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> How do
9:03:14 PM <djkaktus> Can't sculpt thin ice.
9:03:16 PM <djkaktus> Too thin.
9:03:23 PM <djkaktus> Need that thick ice.
9:03:25 PM <calamitous1> taylor_iOStkin: oi, Sting ain't a shy guy and he was a bassist
9:03:25 PM <XilasCrowe> taylor_iOStkin: flamethrowers
9:03:27 PM <djkaktus> And a chainsaw.
9:03:27 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> Thank you wise one
9:03:34 PM <CuteGirl> I've cracked proper ice blocks
9:03:36 PM <CuteGirl> Its fun
9:03:38 PM <%taylor_iOStkin> calamitous1: I’m poking fun
9:03:45 PM <WhiskyHunt> It means I am not going to let risk stop me. I am a clown, its my job. Being a clown places me on a far higher plane than any other politician. I do however apologize that my jokes came off as offensive.
9:03:53 PM <DeveloperX> I've cracked ice before, scary af…especially when you can't swimm
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9:04:07 PM <CuteGirl> DeveloperX: oh I mean like ice for drinks
9:04:09 PM <TheMightyMcB> calamitous1: nah, its not for shy guys. Just guitar players who couldn
9:04:12 PM <djkaktus> I fell through ice once and I'll admit it was very spooky, but then my feet hit the ground because the lake was shallow and I ended up just cold and wet.
9:04:13 PM <TheMightyMcB> 't hack it
9:04:16 PM <DeveloperX> i know : 3
9:04:20 PM %taylor_iOStkin banned *!*@synIRC-B020B8E8.clsp.qwest.net (+b)
9:04:32 PM <DeveloperX> …woa..what?
9:04:35 PM — calamitous1 starts playing sad cello because they failed as a proper guitarist
9:04:38 PM ← WhiskyHunt (ten.tsewq.pslc.8E8B020B-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsewq.pslc.8E8B020B-CRInys|tibbiM) was kicked by %taylor_iOStkin: ok you’re free to appeal your ban in #site17 or return in 24 hours. Bye.
Banned for 24 hours.