Kid comes in, acts like a derp, lies about his age twice, quits when we press him.
- D99 (PI.1FCF957F.AD335E93.474DA1C4|tibbiM#PI.1FCF957F.AD335E93.474DA1C4|tibbiM) has joined
<D99> what is your job?
<BlackWing> Death
<Blarghalt> Life
<D99> explain
<Blarghalt> no
<D99> why
<BlackWing> Because
<Chork> Life coach
<D99> what is my real name?
<BlackWing> Who the fuck cares?
<Blarghalt> I am a systems analyst specializing in dynamic innovation in emerging new economy
<Blarghalt> ugh, that hurt to say
<BlackWing> !y Archer Rush
<Alexandra> BlackWing: Archer and Rush - length 50s - rated 5.00/5.0 (324) - 97 306 views - hobobrawler on 2012.11.18 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=sBJO3Zj-Sv0
<Blarghalt> realtalk: D99 if you're here because you think SCP is real
<Blarghalt> well, uh
<Blarghalt> Sorry to dissapoint
<salvagebar> Blarghalt: I am a buttstems analyst buttializing in dynamic innobuttion in emerging butt butts
<D99> explain
<salvagebar> That's all I heard
<D99> 10001000100010101010000101000001000001010101110
<Blarghalt> My real job is a butt technician
<D99> are you a scientist
<BlackWing> D99's just here to be stupid
<ProcyonLotor> D99: how old are you?
<Blarghalt> I'll give you a tune up, know what i'm saying? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
<salvagebar> nudge nudge
<D99> 100 yrs old
<salvagebar> wink wink
<Chork> Like a butt tune up?
<ProcyonLotor> Alright, last chance to give me a real answer.
<ProcyonLotor> Or I ban you.
<salvagebar> He saw through your ruse, ProcyonLotor
<ProcyonLotor> Once again, d99, how old are you?
<D99> why
<salvagebar> There's an age limit, D99
<ProcyonLotor> Because I'm a channel operator and you're obligated to answer the question.
<salvagebar> and there's a rule about roleplaying
<D99> do u know what rBST is
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<ProcyonLotor> D99: Answer the question. You have thirty seconds.
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<salvagebar> BST is something cows make
<D99> I am 17 yrs old
<Blarghalt> A type of bacteria, ja?
<ProcyonLotor> You certainly aren't acting like a 17 year old.
<salvagebar> Bovine SomatoTropin
<kaktus> Bullshit.
<ProcyonLotor> Try again.
<Blarghalt> Oh, it's a protein.
<Blarghalt> Huh.
<D99> see ya
<salvagebar> it turns you into a milk factory
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<salvagebar> good night d9
<Live2Die> yay more milk
- [D99] (PI.1FCF957F.AD335E93.474DA1C4|tibbiM#PI.1FCF957F.AD335E93.474DA1C4|tibbiM): http://www.mibbit.com
- [D99] contego.ny.us.synirc.net :Fri Jan 23 02:53:53 2015
- d99 :End of WHOWAS
<Live2Die> and they left
- ProcyonLotor sets ban on *!*@4C1AD474.39E533DA.F759FCF1.IP
Can be unbanned if he gives age.