Normandy

Summary:

was being a little dumb, got asked age, hadn't read the chat guide, one hour ban

Normandy

(account deleted) 19 Jan 2015 20:51

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20:26 Normandy Please Rate my SCP http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/agent-normandy
20:26 pointlesswaste is a joke?
20:26 Normandy Please rate as I fix the format and yes
20:26 pointlesswaste like, a joke scp?
20:27 Normandy Mhmm
20:27 AndarielHalo why put in Bright and Gears?
20:27 Normandy Cuz why not?
20:27 pointlesswaste iunno, it seems.. sorta inappropriate?
20:27 AndarielHalo you'll set Djoric off
20:27 pointlesswaste also gears isn't an agent, unless you made up an agent named gears
20:27 pointlesswaste in which case it's just confusing
20:27 SoundChaser dude, sort your format
20:27 Normandy Yeah I know
20:27 Normandy I am going to
20:28 SoundChaser no, I don't think you do
20:28 Djoric Normandy, I've already had my blood pressure go through the roof from one of your drafts
20:28 Djoric this is nonsense
20:28 SoundChaser sort it /before/ showing us the draft
20:28 pointlesswaste uh
20:28 pointlesswaste maybe like shop the idea around before writing it all out?
20:28 Djoric I am beginning to think that you are deliberately ignoring feedback
20:28 Normandy No Im not
20:28 Djoric You are clearly ignoring the standards of the site, then
20:28 Normandy Before this draft, I forgot the Rating box
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20:29 Djoric or just the standards of writing in general
20:29 Normandy Oh calm down Im fixing the format
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20:29 Djoric this isn't format, even
20:29 Bennings Hai
20:29 Djoric this is content
20:29 AndarielHalo hi
20:29 Normandy Its a joke SCP, just like the Butt Ghost
20:30 Djoric But it's not funny
20:30 KateMcTiriss Joke SCPs still have to follow format and content standards for the site.
20:30 pointlesswaste joke scps are hard, man
20:30 Djoric we already have a -J that does the same joke
20:30 SoundChaser I don't see the joke
20:30 KateMcTiriss And, yes, they have to be widely agreed upon to be funny by the community
20:30 Djoric and FAR more effectively than this ever could
20:30 SoundChaser also holy fuck it's katemctiriss
20:30 Normandy Show it to me
20:31 pointlesswaste normandy: you can't convince people that something's funny by arguing
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20:31 Normandy Im not
20:31 Normandy I want to see the Joke SCP
20:31 Djoric goddammit where is it
20:31 Normandy That he is refrencing
20:31 Djoric it's the one with like, four totally ordinary objects that the Foundation believes are anomalous
20:31 Djoric young boy, a cat, a stone cube, and a metal sphere
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20:32 SoundChaser .sea the collection
20:32 Alexandra SoundChaser: The Collection(SCP-5308-J, Rating:468) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5308-j
20:32 Vince allo
20:32 SoundChaser oh, that's the joke?
20:32 Djoric yes
20:32 SoundChaser Hey Vince
20:32 Djoric that one
20:32 Djoric that';s the one
20:32 KateMcTiriss SoundChaser: indeed it is
20:32 Normandy Thanks
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20:32 Vince hi soundchaser.
20:32 SoundChaser Nice to see you're back
20:33 Vince Oh, kate. I thought you were talking to me for a sec there, soundchaser. XD.
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20:33 Vince I was like "I was here last night! :V"
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20:34 Normandy Declares War on the German's
20:34 TwistedGears And yet it's still nice to see you're back
20:34 SoundChaser Hah, nothing wrong with you either
20:34 Bennings declares war on apostrophes used as plurals.
20:35 pointlesswaste sometimes apostrophes are good for plurals
20:35 pointlesswaste don't be indiscriminate in your warring
20:35 Normandy drops nuke on the Nagasaki of Grammar Nazism
20:36 pointlesswaste .. that is one hell of a mixed metaphor
20:36 SoundChaser aaaaaand this is the part where we steer far away from this line of conversation
20:36 Rime So…Berlin? Dresden? Hamburg?
20:36 Rime All were bombed plenty
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20:36 Djoric Normandy: protip - writing like a slob will gain you no friends
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20:37 Normandy Any rules against SCP about Hitler?
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20:37 pointlesswaste .. taste?
20:38 ProcyonLotor No rules, but it will be downvoted quickly and with no mercy
20:38 SoundChaser how would you do it?
20:38 Bennings Someone wrote a skip about a talking Hitler bust
20:38 Bennings More like SHITLER, the way it turned out.
20:38 SoundChaser because I feel it would die quickly if not done well
20:38 Eskobear I can't imagine how to do a Hitler SCP that would succeed
20:38 Eskobear which is not to say it /can't/ be done
20:38 Vince Normandy: why would you write an SCP about hitler? Mental illness and bigotry are not topics that people would be comfortable with just magicking away
20:38 TheRaven Lil' Hitler
20:38 Bennings Probably offered to be chancellor by Von CRAPen.
20:38 Eskobear just that I don't know where the hook would be
20:38 pointlesswaste http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-900348
20:39 pointlesswaste someone wanted to make a hitler moustache scp
20:39 Djoric whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
20:39 Eskobear so, a Charlie Chaplin mustache SCP?
20:39 vezaz eskobear can I just say
20:39 Djoric why are there so many bad decisions flying about this chatroom
20:39 Eskobear no vezaz
20:39 Eskobear you may not
20:39 vezaz eskobear I dislike that tale about HITLER WORKED FOR THE FOUNDATION
20:39 Djoric and I'm not even causing them
20:39 vezaz THE JEWS DID SCP
20:39 vezaz i hate that scp
20:39 vezaz slash tale
20:39 Eskobear i'm sorry
20:39 Tuomey Djoric: y'know, it's better that people ask here than go straight to the site with stuff
20:39 TwistedGears but maybe they're lying vezaz
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20:40 vezaz eskobear ty
20:40 TwistedGears You don't know
20:40 Bennings Oooh, sorry!
20:40 Djoric it is a shitty, horrid, awful tale, and is basically the one thing Troy wrote that I hate
20:40 Eskobear i don't know why you needed to ask me for permission
20:40 Eskobear I think that's Troy's
20:40 vezaz eskobear I just enjoy your affirmation :<
20:40 Eskobear oh
20:40 Eskobear well, then
20:40 Eskobear carry on hating
20:40 Normandy .me Bitchslaps Eskobear
20:40 Alexandra Normandy: memory usage: 58328 kB
20:40 Vince https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me407ku5Yb1qzjw8go1_r1_500.jpg
20:41 Normandy Bitchslaps Eskobear
20:41 Normandy You hurt his fealings!
20:41 Eskobear is completely unbitchslapped
20:41 Eskobear i don't know what you think you did
20:41 Eskobear but i'm exactly as unharmed as before
20:41 pointlesswaste i think it was a joke
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20:41 Eskobear I'm…I'm looking at it, and I've heard of jokes
20:42 Eskobear but I'm not sure if i see a family resemblance
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20:42 Normandy unleashes SCP-682 on Eskobear
20:42 Djoric I'm not sure there's a joke
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20:42 Eskobear I think normandy's possibly just being a dipshit for its own sake.
20:42 Djoric Eskobear: I think this might be one of those like, weird bastard evolutionary branches
20:42 Djoric like
20:42 Djoric it's a monotreme joke
20:42 Eskobear And making me wonder if someone's asked him his age yet.
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20:42 Djoric Golly gee Mr. Op, why don't you?
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20:43 Eskobear puts on his doin' shit hat
20:43 Eskobear So, normandy, how old are you again?
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20:43 Normandy puts down his shitty joke stick
20:43 Normandy 16
20:43 Eskobear Right.
20:43 TwistedGears .sea double horse
20:43 Alexandra TwistedGears: No matches found.
20:44 TwistedGears is it one word?
20:44 TwistedGears .sea doublehorse
20:44 Alexandra TwistedGears: Doublehorses(Rating:33) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/doublehorses
20:44 Eskobear Let's make a little more effort to act…I dunno, 19.
20:44 Rime Remember that guy on a couple days ago who kept joining the chat with new accounts and coming up with ideas of SCPs related to poop, and he had to be repeatedly kicked?
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20:44 pointlesswaste monotreme is a hilarious word incidentally
20:44 Eskobear yes, rime
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20:44 Eskobear my shoulder is still sore from troll tennis
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20:44 Mijulx Who wants to review my SCP? (:
20:44 Mijulx http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/mijulx
20:44 Mijulx probably no one
20:45 Rime Mijulx: That's what we're here for.
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20:45 blithely I'll take a look, Mij
20:45 TheeDarkAges jumps into Mijulx sandy sandbox
20:45 TwistedGears .tell Soulless [TITLE: Teminite - Energize VIEWS: 301 FAVES: 0 RATING: 4 RATERS: 381 UPLOADED: GalaxyMusic ] [TITLE: Teminite - Energize VIEWS: 301 FAVES: 0 RATING: 4 RATERS: 381 UPLOADED: GalaxyMusic ] God I love Teminite
20:45 Alexandra TwistedGears: I'll pass that along.
20:45 Alexandra TwistedGears: Teminite - Energize - length 4m 3s - rated 4.92/5.0 (381) - 301 views - udubstephd on 2015.01.19
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20:46 Nanoro Hello again
20:46 Normandy So whats the age limit for this chat?
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20:46 Bennings Hai
20:46 Mijulx Normandy you have to be 15 to join the site
20:46 Eskobear Why? Is your actual age not the one you said?
20:47 +++ ChanServ has given op to Dexanote
20:47 Normandy No, its 16, but you asked about age, so I wanted to know for knowledge's sake.
20:47 Dexanote Normandy: why do you ask
20:47 Dexanote SHAZAM
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20:47 Metaphysician .au Metaphysician
20:47 Alexandra Metaphysician: http://scp-wiki.net/metaphysician - Metaphysician has written 7 SCPs and 0 tales. They have 380 net upvotes with an average rating of 54. Their most recent article is SCP-2264(Rating:52)
20:47 Tuomey Normandy: have you read the chat guide?
20:47 Normandy Yup
20:47 Tuomey That's a lie, Normandy
20:47 Normandy Just now
20:48 Tuomey Trap sprung
20:48 Dexanote hahaha
20:48 Tuomey Go read it
20:48 ProcyonLotor Tuomey is a master ruseman
20:48 Normandy Just did
20:48 blithely Hm, Mijulx
20:48 blithely Pretty interesting
20:48 Tuomey Normandy: I know you didn't, because of words you said less than two minutes ago
20:48 TheeDarkAges Indeed Mijulx.
20:48 Tuomey It takes more than two minutes to read the guide
20:48 TheeDarkAges I enjoyed the 9 year old hoax end,
20:48 Normandy Speed reading is still reading
20:48 blithely I'm honestly a bit nooby, to be honest
20:49 Tuomey Normandy: one hour ban, so you can actually read the thing
20:49 blithely So I don't have much advice worth giving
20:49 —- Tuomey has banned *!*@synIRC-891D405F.hsd1.il.comcast.net
20:49 *** Normandy was kicked by Tuomey (Tuomey)

edit: i feex formatting

Last edited on 20 Jan 2015 18:41 by Photosynthetic Show more

Dude made a rape joke. 24.

SoullessSingularity 19 Jan 2015 23:27

Srsly tho

<Normandy> I love 087!
<Normandy> I could live in it!
<SilhOfLight> until
<Soulless> lurkd: sorry for downvote
<SilhOfLight> you know
<SilhOfLight> it eats you
<Smapti> There are plenty of reasons to fear stairwells that don't involve monsters.
<tahugamin> Iunno, it'd be hard to last very long in there, Normandy
<tahugamin> What with, y'know, the concrete floor and no animals making a lack of food and such :P
<Smapti> Like the fact that if you fall down and injure yourself in one, NOBODY WILL EVER EVER FIND YOU.
<Smapti> Because NOBODY uses stairwells.
<lurkd> I used to spend a few summers at my granny's house as a kid and I stayed in the basement. The only light switch was on the farthest end of the stairs, which means you had to turn it off, then sprint for your life to safety.

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<Soulless> Smapti: There's a fallen and I can't get up joke in there somewhere
<tahugamin> Smapti: I use stairwells
<SilhOfLight> Why would Oedipus use darkly lit stairwells?
<Normandy> I could Oraly Rape SCP-087-1!
<lurkd> Soulless, no worries.
<tahugamin> Are you saying I'm nobody?
<SilhOfLight> no
<SilhOfLight> wrong greek hero
<SilhOfLight> Odysseus?
<Smapti> tahugamin = confirmed for Nobody
<tahugamin> …
<tahugamin> I was about to make that joke, SilhOfLight.
<Smapti> Stairwells are the Seattle Underground of the modern high-rise.
* Soulless sets ban on *!*@synIRC-891D405F.hsd1.il.comcast.net
<SilhOfLight> hehe
<SilhOfLight> i win
<SilhOfLight> ew comcast
<tahugamin> Goddamnit y u guise gotta ruin mah fun D:<
<Smapti> Nobody ever goes in there unless they HAVE to.

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Living the dream, or dreaming the life?

Re: Normandy

thedeadlymoose 21 Jan 2015 04:41

Kicked him for being too stupid for the room, Probably should've banned him again.

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[17:53] Normandy Dr. Normandy is back!
[17:53] TSteel AHHHHHH
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[17:54] Normandy No one is talking, so silent, so boring
[17:55] BarkyBark Posted from a simulation of Normandy Beach on the Mass Effect Normandy.
[17:55] TSteel sorry?
[17:55] BarkyBark be careful what you wish for or I might start
[17:55] MrRonin dances
[17:55] Normandy feeds TSteel to 682
[17:56] BarkyBark 682 should do product endorsements.
[17:56] Normandy Yes yes it should
[17:56] AndarielHalo can I pester anyone here for draft feedback?
[17:56] BarkyBark "When I'm trapped in a hellish nightmare dimension, I reach for the cool, refreshing taste of Bud Light"
[17:57] BarkyBark AndarielHalo: Sure
[17:57] AndarielHalo http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/andarielhalo tab 3
[17:57] Normandy http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/It_Never_Sleeps
[17:57] MrRonin http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/mrronin tab 3
[17:57] BarkyBark I'll review it when I take my dog out. Brb
[17:57] MrRonin AndarielHalo u change the placeholder everytime :|
[17:58] TSteel so am i done for or is there any documented instance of someone coming back from 682?
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[17:59] Normandy There is a little Girl SCP that touched it and liked it
[17:59] TSteel thats not a named character, a skip or wishful thinking…
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[18:00] Normandy 682 and that girl I forget its number, but it makes people murderus
[18:00] Normandy I know I spelled the last part wrong
[18:00] Dexanote 053
[18:00] Normandy !scp-053
[18:00] Alexandra Normandy: SCP-053 (Young Girl, Written by Dr Gears, Rating:+208) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-053
[18:00] TSteel lol
[18:00] Normandy Thats the one
[18:00] Djoric TSteel: hold on
[18:01] Djoric .sea Three Sleepless Nights
[18:01] Alexandra Djoric: Three Sleepless Nights(Rating:51) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/three-sleepless-nights
[18:01] Djoric there
[18:01] Djoric main character of that kills one of the fuckers
[18:01] TSteel Gah !?!? I didnt mean it to be a challenge, also, theres more than one 682?
[18:02] Normandy Ok Dexanote, I demote you to D-Class
[18:02] AndarielHalo The Elephant wants this done with as little consuelo
[18:02] Normandy Ronin Give him his orientation
[18:02] Djoric TSteel: if i'm writing it, yes
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[18:03] TSteel ok got it
[18:03] Randomini https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPHH1Ykx1jY
[18:03] Alexandra Randomini: President Obama Delivers the State of the Union Address - Enhanced
[18:03] Djoric not a popular interpretation for sure
[18:03] Randomini state of the union address
[18:03] Djoric but fuck that, I write what i want
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[18:03] AndarielHalo Randomini
[18:03] Randomini everyone get hype
[18:03] AndarielHalo moar liek Random butt
[18:03] TSteel if there can be one in each multiverse, why not more?
[18:03] Normandy When in doubt, throw the ethics comity at it!
[18:04] Djoric No, that's not how it works
[18:04] Fantem Did someone ping?
[18:04] TSteel mrrh?
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[18:05] AndarielHalo "2 for flinching, 1 for bitching"
[18:05] BarkyBark Djoric: I dont know what your doing this about and am not scrolling up but I am about to think the heck out of how you did it
[18:05] TSteel whelp this was fun, for my first visit to site19, but I got to go now.
[18:05] Normandy Dont leave me TSteel!
[18:05] Normandy becomes SCP-087-1
[18:05] BarkyBark TSteel: You'll be back… they always come back.
[18:06] vezaz k
[18:06] AndarielHalo the state of the union
[18:06] AndarielHalo is too stronk
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[18:06] BarkyBark The state of the unicorn
[18:06] thedeadlymoose Normandy: :|
[18:06] Djoric BarkyBark: it's easy. You shoot it in the soul. With magic
[18:06] Normandy State of the country lost at sea
[18:06] BarkyBark "So, America… somehow, it's still going"
[18:07] BarkyBark Djoric: Imagine shooting something in the soul without magic.
[18:07] Normandy I would say somthing about Obama, but the NSA will come get my ass
[18:07] BarkyBark They already have it.
[18:07] BarkyBark But, I can say this
[18:07] BarkyBark THANKS OBAMA
[18:07] BarkyBark releases the bound spirit of Scantron
[18:08] AndarielHalo thank mr skeltal
[18:08] Normandy dreams of Obama's death
[18:08] =-= Normandy was booted from #site19 by YOU (you're acting too stupid for this room)
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[18:11] Cimmerian obviously you're not *that* worried about the NSA
[18:12] Normandy Actually I'm not and thanks moose for the censorship
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[18:12] ProcyonLotor Yes, you are.
[18:12] BarkyBark That wasn't censorship.
[18:12] BarkyBark That was more "…really?"
[18:12] ProcyonLotor I think there's a section on not being an asshole on politics in the chat guide
[18:13] ProcyonLotor Which you said you read.
[18:13] thedeadlymoose Normandy: If you have objections, talk in #site17
[18:13] ProcyonLotor How about you go read that again.
[18:13] thedeadlymoose Conversation can move on now, in this room
[18:13] thedeadlymoose op order pls

Logs not handy at the moment, but after that I had to give him another warning for repeated stupidity. Really should've banned him, but there was a lot going on. Next offense is a longer ban.

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Re: Normandy

Eskobar 21 Jan 2015 13:22

_{THANKS MOOSEBAMA}

Re: Normandy

thedeadlymoose 21 Jan 2015 23:30

First in 19:

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[15:08] inkwat I got a new phone and my big fat fingers are too big for the tiny touch keyboard.
[15:09] AntlerContext kaktus… please, I wanna do the references…
[15:09] AntlerContext :(
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[15:09] SoundChaser he's just waiting for the blood tributes, antler
[15:09] Dr_Leonard hai :>
[15:09] DoctorDoomsday hrllo
[15:10] Dr_Leonard hola
[15:10] callitacomeb ayyy
[15:10] TwistedGears AntlerContext: He's too busy not writing a tale
[15:10] AntlerContext Get rekt.
[15:10] Dr_Leonard oi
[15:10] SoundChaser once the almighty cactus god is appeased, an interview will still probably not happen
[15:11] Agent_Normandy who wants to join me in the #ethicscomity?
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[15:11] DoctorDoomsday What is that?
[15:11] AntlerContext Uh, dude, you're doing it wrong.
[15:11] Agent_Normandy I know
[15:12] Dr_Leonard You did it wrong, brah
[15:12] Dr_Leonard .gis you tried
[15:12] Alexandra Dr_Leonard: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/330/729/20f.jpg
[15:12] TwistedGears #ethicscomity?
[15:12] TwistedGears this
[15:12] TwistedGears this is the best bastardization possible
[15:12] Agent_Normandy Here come the germans again. argh!
[15:12] Dr_Leonard Agent_Normandy I'm watching that episode now <3
[15:13] DoctorDoomsday Nein!
[15:13] Dr_Leonard Ja!
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[15:13] DoctorDoomsday Nein
[15:13] Dr_Leonard Ja. -_-
[15:13] Agent_Normandy So really can I get the link to the real Ethics Comity?
[15:13] DoctorDoomsday Nein
[15:13] Dr_Leonard jaa
[15:13] Agent_Normandy Ja!
[15:13] Dr_Leonard *ja
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[15:13] Decibelle i assume you mean the channel
[15:13] Dr_Leonard #ethicscommittee
[15:13] Dr_Leonard aye
[15:13] Agent_Normandy Danka

Came into EthicsCommittee:

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[15:13] Decibelle i guess i should mention that er
[15:14] Decibelle if you wanna debate topics youd go into #neutralzone
[15:14] Decibelle since this isnt really a channel for debating per se
[15:14] Dr_Leonard Ethics committee is for ethical things, you see
[15:15] Agent_Normandy The foundation doesnt seem to ethical
[15:15] Dr_Leonard it's ooc, doe
[15:15] Decibelle well
[15:15] Agent_Normandy Also the moto should stand for Seduction, Coitus, and Pregnancy.
[15:15] =-= Eskaway is now known as Eskobear
[15:15] Hexi|Aspire ……………………….
[15:16] =-= Mode #ethicscommittee +b *!*@synIRC-891D405F.hsd1.il.comcast.net by thedeadlymoose
[15:16] Eskobear dammit
[15:16] Eskobear beat me to it
[15:16] =-= Agent_Normandy was booted from #ethicscommittee by YOU (that was quick)
[15:16] thedeadlymoose and yet that kick lagged like hell
[15:16] Eskobear i'm more impressed that he pulled that so quickly
[15:16] thedeadlymoose right?
[15:16] thedeadlymoose me too
[15:16] Eskobear just…didn't beat around the bush or anything

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[15:19] Agent_Normandy Also aparently I cant suggest alternate motos for the SCP name….
[15:19] Djoric Cyclopian: yeah, that is not a good Wondertainment
[15:19] Athena_Grey Hexi|Aspire well, they never called it the Holy Roman Backyard of the Imperial Pallace
[15:20] Djoric Cyclopian: here's a challenge - a Wondertainment scip that is not a toy, not a product, and might not even use Wondertainment's name
[15:20] Hexi|Aspire ok but how do you smack someone upside the face with an entire empire
[15:20] Hexi|Aspire explain this
[15:20] Cyclopian Djoric: I've always seen Wondertainment as interested in making fun, but not particularly safe, things.
[15:20] thedeadlymoose Agent_Normandy: we are all jackbooted thugs
[15:20] Djoric that does not mean malice
[15:20] Cyclopian Wondertainment doesn't 100% conform to human morality.
[15:20] Athena_Grey Hexi|Aspire umm
[15:20] Athena_Grey Hexi|Aspire drag them into the border and push them down, face-first?
[15:20] Decibelle wondertainment may not conform 100% to human morality, but they never do things out of malice or make things in malice ways
[15:21] DoctorDoomsday Who is this Wondertainment?
[15:21] SoundChaser Cyclopian, are you thinking of the factory? Wondertainment doesn't really hurt people
[15:21] Cyclopian They would definitely grow human body parts to make a real-life Thomas the Tank Engine.
[15:21] Djoric DoctorDoomsday: here
[15:21] Hexi|Aspire i just want to see someone pick up an entire country, people and all and slap someone with it
[15:21] Agent_Normandy But I didnt break any rules in saying what I said doe
[15:21] Djoric .sea Assistant for the boss lady
[15:21] Alexandra Djoric: No matches found.
[15:21] Djoric GODDAMMIT ALEX
[15:21] Photosynthetic Agent_Normandy: Of course you can suggest alternate mottos, provided they are appropriate for discussion in this chatroom.
[15:21] Athena_Grey Hexi|Aspire Godzilla vs. vampire
[15:21] Decibelle .tags dr-wondertainment
[15:21] Alexandra Decibelle: "Dr. Wondertainment's Super Paper" (SCP-445, Rating:153), Ursa Minor(SCP-549, Rating:44), Mr. Forgetful(SCP-909, Rating:100), With 83 more matches.
[15:21] Djoric http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/assistance-for-the-boss-lady
[15:21] Djoric there
[15:21] thedeadlymoose Agent_Normandy: 19 rules don't apply to side chats unless we say so
[15:21] SoundChaser .tale assistance
[15:21] Alexandra SoundChaser: Assistance for the Boss Lady (Rating:+104, Written by Djoric) - http://scp-wiki.net/assistance-for-the-boss-lady
[15:21] Djoric there be wondertainment
[15:21] Cyclopian Djoric: A lot of Wondertainment stuff is headcanon.
[15:21] Hexi|Aspire Athena_Grey: godzilla 2014 was bes
[15:21] SoundChaser whoops
[15:21] thedeadlymoose also, that is a really good tale that djoric linked
[15:22] TwistedGears Cyclopian: What /isn't/
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[15:22] themanofum howdy folks
[15:22] Dr_Leonard Hey TheManOfUm :)
[15:22] SoundChaser Cyclopian: there's a difference between headcanon and continuity between portrayls
[15:22] Cyclopian !SCP-1007
[15:22] Alexandra Cyclopian: SCP-1007 (Mr. Life and Mr. Death, Written by Doctor Flibble, Rating:+90) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-1007
[15:22] themanofum Lenny ol' buddy ol' pal, how are things?
[15:23] thedeadlymoose there's also a difference between headcanon and 'generally agreed upon things' and also popular portrayals
[15:23] Agent_Normandy So is saying "Seduction Coitus and Pregnancy" against the rules?
[15:23] Dr_Leonard TheManOfUm not bad, thanks. You?
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[15:23] Dr_Leonard Agent_Normandy :|
[15:23] Eskobear god dammit moose
[15:23] Eskobear twice?
[15:23] Cyclopian Someone who made Mr. Life and Mr. Death is not 100% benevolent.
[15:23] Eskobear really?
[15:23] thedeadlymoose Eskobear: I know right
[15:23] themanofum pretty good
[15:23] =-= Agent_Normandy was booted from #site19 by YOU (You just really do not get it. Farewell)

TL;DR kept babbling about SCP standing for "Seduction, Coitus, Pregnancy", whining about censorship and ignoring all social context, banned. I don't see any point to lifting this, honestly.

In 17 now arguing with Eskobar & Photo. Logs comin' after.

Last edited on 21 Jan 2015 23:31 by thedeadlymoose Show more

Re: Normandy

Eskobar 21 Jan 2015 23:47

the gist:

<Eskobear> If you were on an MTA train and someone leaned over to you apropos of nothing and said "you know, this train company should be called "Mounting Ten Asses", you would change seats.

<Normandy> You just cant perma ban me, Im looking at the disciplinary action page right now.

Much fun.

Logs from 17

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<Normandy> How did I break the rules by asking that question?
<thedeadlymoose> you're being stupid and creepy
<thedeadlymoose> that's how
<Eskobear> From the Chat Guide:
<Eskobear> "Creepiness. This a form of making others uncomfortable that generally amounts to "behaving in a manner that would be extremely socially inappropriate if done in public."
<Photosynthetic> Primarily creepy.
<Eskobear> "If you believe you may have difficulty with being unintentionally creepy for any reason, please observe chat to see what is or isn't considered appropriate, or ask an operator about the appropriateness of comments you might make."
<Photosynthetic> Unsolicited sexual comments? Super creepy.
<Eskobear> The "ask an operator" was meant to be in /PMs/.
<Normandy> So whats the extent of the ban?
<Eskobear> If you were on an MTA train and someone leaned over to you apropos of nothing and said "you know, this train company should be called "Mounting Ten Asses", you would change seats.
<Eskobear> Because that's weird shit.
<Eskobear> I mean, I don't see a point to an unban anytime soon. You clearly aren't picking up on either the rules, how you're violating the rules, or why the rules exist.

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<Normandy> I was asking the question so that I could avoid such a rule violation if that fell under the rule of creepy.
<Normandy> Which it did

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<Normandy> And it was in fucking quotes for christs sake!
<Eskobear> Right. That's what PMs exist for.
<Eskobear> Actually, that's what "picking up on the original ban in EC" is for.
<Eskobear> Like, make a deduction, for Christ's sake.
<Normandy> I didnt just make a rape joke
<Eskobear> It's not a vast logical leap to say "hey, this is apparently unacceptable in some way" to "maybe this is unacceptable in general".
<Eskobear> If that's literally the /best/ thing you can say to defend your speech, you need to rethink your thought process.
<Eskobear> "Well, it wasn't literally a rape joke. It's obviously OK."
<Normandy> You just cant perma ban me, Im looking at the disciplinary action page right now.
<Normandy> First infraction: Warning. This may be delivered in the form of a non-ban kick, via a muted chatroom, a short (generally 1 hour) temporary ban, or simply being told to stop or further disciplinary action will follow. Second infraction: Short ban (Minimum 24 hours). Third infraction: Long ban (Usually 1 week). Further infractions: Permanent (indefinite) ban.
<Eskobear> I think you're missing a couple of key lines.
<Eskobear> Yep. What's the line right after that one?
<Normandy> I want asking to be a creepy asshat. I was asking to avoid the very thing I got banned for
<Normandy> Wasmt*
<Normandy> Wasnt*
<Eskobear> You…failed at not being a creepy asshat, I guess? You asked wrong, maybe?
<Normandy> It was a mistake ok?
<Normandy> Can I prove that I wasnt meaning to be creepy?
<Eskobear> No, I believe you weren't meaning to be creepy. The phrase "intent is not magic" applies here.
<Eskobear> You weren't meaning to be creepy and you…still were.
<Eskobear> Which indicates to me that you lack a fundamental maturity or education in how to not be creepy in public places.
<Photosynthetic> Not meaning to be creepy, while marginally mitigating, isn't enough. What we'd need to know is that A) you will actively avoid being creepy again, B) that you're not deliberately rules-lawyering to see what you can get away with, and C) that you do in fact give a shit about the rules of this site.
<Photosynthetic> Also, D) that you understand why creeping on people is completely unacceptable.
<Normandy> Yes I understand this and will avoid such instinces in the future
<Photosynthetic> You say that, but quite frankly your behavior thus far suggests the opposite.
<Photosynthetic> Particularly with (B). Getting banned for something in one chat, then immediately bringing it up in another, smacks of boundary-testing.
<Normandy> Did you not get what I just said to Esko Photo?
<Photosynthetic> Yes, actually, I have in fact been here the whole time.
<Photosynthetic> To quote Esk, "That's what PMs exist for."
<Normandy> Yes said after the fact
<Photosynthetic> Did you know "before the fact" whether PMs were an option?

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<Photosynthetic> *that PMs were an option?
<Photosynthetic> i.e. did you know how to send a PM?
<Normandy> Yes but I didnt think asking said question as an example of things not to say, no it did not cross my mind to use PM for such a thing
<Normandy> Fuck Ive got other shit on my mind