Elijah

Summary:

Refusal to give age

Elijah

ProcyonLotor 17 Jan 2015 22:07

So, dude named Elijah comes in, generally acts derp for a while, so I ask him his age. He says 15, then says he was lying, and then refuses to spit out the actual answer. So he's banned until he goes into 17 and does so.

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• Elijah_ (~PI.363A40A7.486911A2.65D511B9|hajilE#PI.363A40A7.486911A2.65D511B9|hajilE) has joined

<Jabonicus> :(
<Dillinger> "The water isn't working at the radio station, which is super annoying. Oh, also it seems the sun is multiplying."
<Dillinger> Night Vale always makes me smile.
<Elijah_> i just randomly crashed

• SoundChaser has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
• Elijah has quit (Ping timeout: 183 seconds)

<Elijah_> im going to create a random channel name #cupcake_land join if u want
<Sharptoe> nap time, bye for now

• Sharptoe has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

<ProcyonLotor> Elijah_, how old are you?

• chernobog (~ed.tcennocpi-t.0pid.D41249DD-CRInys|u#ed.tcennocpi-t.0pid.D41249DD-CRInys|u) has joined

<Elijah_> im 15 at the moment
<chernobog> hello
<Elijah_> unless thats made up
<ProcyonLotor> made up?
<Elijah_> since i dont share personnal info
<Normondy> Any SCP's that can transport mater from one point to another?
<ProcyonLotor> Well, you can tell me the truth, or I can ban you. You get a choice.
<ProcyonLotor> No other options.
<ProcyonLotor> So, Elijah_, let's try this again. How old are you?
<AndarielHalo> ohey ProcyonLotor, last night I met someone who had a pet raccoon
<Pincier> Man, this is one tense showdown.
<AndarielHalo> and it bit me repeatedly
<Elijah_> a little ban wont hurt anyone
<AndarielHalo> I hold you responsible
<Pincier> Welp, he stuck to his principles, I guess?
<ProcyonLotor> Elijah_: A permanent ban, unless you share your real age. You have thirty seconds.
<Elijah_> just gonna sned this screenshot to someone above youuu~
<ProcyonLotor> Elijah_: Go ahead. I'm going to log it on our staff site.
<ProcyonLotor> And, considering there is vast precedent for this…
<Elijah_> okeh

• ProcyonLotor sets ban on *!*@9B115D56.2A119684.7A04A363.IP
• ProcyonLotor has kicked Elijah_ from #site19 (You can join #site17 if you come to your senses.)

I'd be incredibly surprised if he even knew who was "above me", because that would have implied reading the chat guide.

Re: Elijah

ProcyonLotor 17 Jan 2015 22:25

Banwalled, joined 17, was underage the whole time.

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• Elijah_ (~PI.363A40A7.486911A2.65D511B9|hajilE#PI.363A40A7.486911A2.65D511B9|hajilE) has joined

<Elijah_> oooohh another channel~
<ProcyonLotor> Hello, Elijah_.
<ProcyonLotor> Ready to give your age?
<Elijah_> no offence but you really sound like a creeper
<Elijah_> im 14
<ProcyonLotor> Okay.
<ProcyonLotor> That's too young.
<Elijah_> sure

• Kalinin (ten.labolgcbs.ackorf.deepsthgil.03B318DD-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.labolgcbs.ackorf.deepsthgil.03B318DD-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined
• ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to Kalinin

<ProcyonLotor> So, you can come back when you're 15.
<ProcyonLotor> Until then, you need to leave.

• ProcyonLotor has kicked Elijah_ from #site17 (Underage.)

And then, the PMening!

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<Elijah_> i told my mom and shes calling the police telling them that a guy was being a pedo online
<ProcyonLotor> Hah. Good luck with that.
<ProcyonLotor> Trust me, even if you did (I don't believe you) you're going to need more than "asking your age" to get anywhere with the cops, especially when the age is part of our rules.
<ProcyonLotor> You'll just get fined for calling the cops unnecessarily :3
<Elijah_> thanks much appreciated

Set at year after op consultation.

Re: Elijah

(account deleted) 17 Jan 2015 22:45

Returned to 19, tried to ban evade, got rekt, upgraded to perma

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22:41 * Elujah joined #site19 ~PI.363A40A7.486911A2.65D511B9|criordna#PI.363A40A7.486911A2.65D511B9|criordna
22:41 * Elujah was kicked by Alexandra (Your nick/ip matches one in Alexandra's Database, Reason for ban: Underage. If you wish to appeal please join channel #site17 )
22:41 - Alexandra has banned *!~PI.363A40A7.486911A2.65D511B9|criordna#PI.363A40A7.486911A2.65D511B9|criordna
22:41 Alexandra OP Alert: Autokicking Elujah. They are Elijah. Justice has been delivered, citizens.
22:41 * jenssosaurus joined #site19 ln.tenalp.deeps.F93F7B59-CRInys|tibbiM#ln.tenalp.deeps.F93F7B59-CRInys|tibbiM
22:41 ProcyonLotor suuubtle
22:41 TheeDarkAges scratches his head
22:42 TheeDarkAges What is subtle in the chat Procyon?
22:42 DillingerWorksKinda changes his nick to Elijuh.
22:42 * DillingerWorksKinda is now known as Dillinger
22:42 ProcyonLotor TheeDarkAges: elijah disguising himself as elujah
22:42 TheeDarkAges Ah.
22:42 * Elujahh joined #site19 ~ten.sndscps.sloop.C0A87029-CRInys|criordna#ten.sndscps.sloop.C0A87029-CRInys|criordna
22:43 Elujahh Frikkin ops banning me for no reason
22:43 ProcyonLotor oh hey
22:43 TheeDarkAges Ops?
22:43 ProcyonLotor howdy
22:43 - Tuomey has banned *!*@synIRC-92078A0C.pools.spcsdns.net
22:43 Hexi|Aspire it looks like alex isnt 100% back
22:43 Tuomey lol
22:43 Tuomey pwnd
22:43 * Elujahh was kicked by Tuomey (#getrekt)

Returned to 17, threatened to evade further

22:44 * Elujahh joined #site17 ~ten.sndscps.sloop.C0A87029-CRInys|criordna#ten.sndscps.sloop.C0A87029-CRInys|criordna
22:44 Elujahh I can just change my ip
22:44 Elujahh To get rid of the ban
22:44 ProcyonLotor And we can just ban you again.
22:44 ProcyonLotor Not really that difficult.
22:44 Elujahh Ik
22:44 ProcyonLotor Now fuck off.
22:44 - ProcyonLotor has banned *!*@synIRC-92078A0C.pools.spcsdns.net
22:44 * Elujahh was kicked by ProcyonLotor (ProcyonLotor)

Last edited on 17 Jan 2015 22:48 by (account deleted) Show more

Re: Elijah

SoullessSingularity 17 Jan 2015 23:13

• AndroUser (~PI.D3965E7B.8740B7E7.03F41E45|criordna#PI.D3965E7B.8740B7E7.03F41E45|criordna) has joined

<AndroUser> Hey guys
<Djoric> Tankopedia: that doesn't even make sense

• AndroUser is now known as NotElijah

<NotElijah> Im not elijah
<kaktus> Nice
<Tankopedia> Exactly
<Djoric> ops

• kaktus sets ban on *!*@54E14F30.7E7B0478.B7E5693D.IP

<Normondy> My main image isnt showing up in the image box

• kaktus has kicked NotElijah from #site19 (try harder)

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Re: Elijah

SoullessSingularity 17 Jan 2015 23:17

• ReallyGuys (~PI.D8C526D3.EF5A80AF.C0B0FCC1|criordna#PI.D8C526D3.EF5A80AF.C0B0FCC1|criordna) has joined
• Soulless sets ban on *!*@1CCF0B0C.FA08A5FE.3D625C8D.IP
• Soulless has kicked ReallyGuys from #site19 (Please stop dodging your perma ban)

Hit the banwall as "ScP-180" and then:

• ScP-337 (~moc.yarauqa.D614B09B-CRInys|criordna#moc.yarauqa.D614B09B-CRInys|criordna) has joined

<Conor> Oh, did I just write my own name?

• Smaugnolia (PI.32735173.8FAAA72D.ED8CAD2E|tibbiM#PI.32735173.8FAAA72D.ED8CAD2E|tibbiM) has joined
• Soulless has kicked ScP-337 from #site19 (Please stop)

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Last edited on 17 Jan 2015 23:52 by SoullessSingularity Show more