Kid's being disruptive and incoherent, I get pinged, and then begins the great "you're lying about your age" circus. Then he tells us to fuck off and we ban.
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<Dr_Leonard> Blarghalt And people said it was ready to post?
<AndarielHalo> 1992
<Blarghalt> As much as it could be
<Smapti> Nobody whose birth name is "Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor" is going to have a well-adjusted adulthood.
<Dr_Leonard> Aye
<Dr_Leonard> okay
<berghost> hi everybody
<Dr_Leonard> Hello, Berghost. :3
<AndarielHalo> why not?
<AndarielHalo> sounds pretty normal a name compared to some i've seen
<berghost> ummmm
<Smapti> That's a mouthful compared to my real name. And I have two middle names and a number.
<Smapti> And, well, look how I turned out.
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<berghost> do you snapple 43
<Dr_Leonard> Smapti: Everyone knows your real name is Stephan Judas Smapti. :|
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<Smapti> My real name is "John Charles Pickford McFarland III".
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<Live2Die> what the hell does it mean to snapple 43
<Dr_Leonard> Ew
<Dr_Leonard> How long
<berghost> i mean do you seen snapple
<Smapti> I'm named after a silent film actor that my great-grandfather was friends with.
<CmMortarion> Simple curiosity: can anybody read what i'm saying?
<Blarghalt> yes?
<Live2Die> CmMortarion no, I cannot read what yu are saying, which is why I'm replying to it
<CmMortarion> Thanks a lot
<berghost> do you know scp 173
<Live2Die> yes
<Live2Die> it's shit
<Smapti> berghost; do you know the Muffin Man?
<berghost> omg
<FiftyNine> Blarghalt, already had your stuff deleted.
<FiftyNine> ?
<berghost> no i dont
<FiftyNine> That was a question
<Smapti> He lives on Drury Lane.
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<Blarghalt> ?
<berghost> ummmmmm
<berghost> what
<Blarghalt> oh
<Blarghalt> No it's still there at 0
<FiftyNine> Blarghalt, just curious if that's your first time posting or your articles were deleted before?
<Blarghalt> I mean I just posted it a few minutes ago
<Smapti> Ops?
<Blarghalt> Nope. This is my first thing ever
<berghost> at what?
<ProcyonLotor> What do you need
<FiftyNine> I see
<Smapti> May I direct your attention to Mr. Berghost here? He seems a little… ill at ease.
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<FiftyNine> Blarghalt, good luck and many points then. I'm off to Morheus.
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<berghost> what!!!!!!!!!!!
<ProcyonLotor> Alright, berghost.
<ProcyonLotor> How old are you?
<berghost> cool
<ProcyonLotor> That's not a number.
<berghost> im 37
<ProcyonLotor> You're not acting half that. How old are you actually?
<berghost> im 37!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<berghost> omg
<Nitch> dveryone's so old.
<Nitch> everyone's*
- ProcyonLotor has kicked berghost from #site19 (Please tell the truth when you return.)
<Live2Die> Nitch I bet you're older than me
- berghost :There was no such nickname
- berghost :End of WHOWAS
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<Smapti> I'm so old that when I was a teenager, my favorite cologne was called New Spice.
<Smapti> :D
<ProcyonLotor> berghost: One more try.
<AntlerContext> I find it slightly hard to believe that individual was twenty year my elder.
<Live2Die> lol
<berghost> i am 18 ok
<ProcyonLotor> Then why are you acting like you're 12?
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<ProcyonLotor> i dont see many 18 year olds who talk like this!!!!!!!!1
<CmMortarion> Was reading your O5… That's incerdible how many…. special people you had to manage here
<CmMortarion> Wow
<Tybart> I think you need to widen your test sample.
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<ProcyonLotor> Anyway, please make some attempt to act your age or I shall have to remove you from this room.
<ProcyonLotor> Or that. That works too.
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<ProcyonLotor> berghost: Please make an attempt to act your age or I shall have to remove you from this room.
<berghost> im sorry realy im 18
<thedeadlymoose> *I'm
<thedeadlymoose> *really
<ProcyonLotor> …an 18 year old would know that the proper thing to say would be "I'm sorry, really, I'm 18".
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<berghost> ummmm
<Smapti> Eh. I used to be an 18-year-old.
<Smapti> Most of them were shit at spelling.
<ProcyonLotor> Smapti: I am an 18 year old
<berghost> fuck you
<Live2Die> welp
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- ProcyonLotor has kicked berghost from #site19 (And the money shot.)
Shortly thereafter, he joined 17 under the nick Minecraftboy, but didn't do a whole lot besides say "ummmm" a few times.
If he returns to 17 and gives a coherent appeal, it can be shortened to a 24.