Postin 4 Kaktus
Guy comes in, says "Nerds" and then "Niggs", is kicked, plays victim, continues to act like an ass, and then gives the wrongest answer I have ever seen to the age question.
- Nny (ten.labolgcbs.31ntlp.lsd.9F299D9B-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.labolgcbs.31ntlp.lsd.9F299D9B-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined
<Randomini> that's probably why
<TheeDarkAges> May I use butts in a sentence then?
<TwistedGears> yea but I knew you were a genius anyway
<TwistedGears> whatevers
<iamburger> I'd like to see that
- MacLeod is 19 and butts
<Nny> Nerds
<MacLeod> Also, holy shit, I'm nearly as old as Randomini.
<MacLeod> You'd think I'd be better at writing.
<iamburger> *Cracks knuckles* Time to chat like a gentleman.
<TheeDarkAges> Dillinger, I must butts you a question.
<CharonTheHand> Look everyone, someone on the internet thinks we're nerds!
<Dillinger> Butts away,
<kaktus> Nny: yo thats my intro thing tho
<MacLeod> *ax
<iamburger> Gentlemen, I apologize for the past events.
- TheeDarkAges chuckles.
<Nny> Nah niggs
<TheeDarkAges> Um…
- ProcyonLotor has kicked Nny from #site19 (Next time try without racial slurs.)
<TwistedGears> So Randomini- stupid Blackwood references aside, do you think that draft I showed you is worth patching up?
<iamburger> Woah.
<ProcyonLotor> And I was heading to bed too
<Faminepulse> >_>
<ProcyonLotor> Goddamn it
<kaktus> ProcyonLotor: I got it.
<kaktus> Dont worry dawg
<Dillinger> Oh hey Faminepulse. It's butts time.
<ProcyonLotor> ah, I got another 15 in me
- Nny (ten.labolgcbs.31ntlp.lsd.9F299D9B-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.labolgcbs.31ntlp.lsd.9F299D9B-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined
- TheeDarkAges puts hand in face and laughs.
<Randomini> TG: ehhhhhhh
<Nny> Yo that aint cool
<Randomini> I didn't really get the point of it
<Faminepulse> sorry i am just on the tumblrs
<CharonTheHand> darn, i was going to bed but then butts
<Faminepulse> and i am new to it
<Faminepulse> and i am lurk
<kaktus> Nny: neither is using racial slurs.
<kaktus> Dont do it.
<kaktus> At least not in here
<TheeDarkAges> Hello lurk.
- MacLeod cannot into lurking.
<TwistedGears> well the article as it stands presently barely has one
<Dillinger> rip in piece famine talking in chat.
<TwistedGears> Minimalism is not a thing I excel at
<Nny> Pshhhhh
<Dillinger> gdi tumblr.
<Nny> PSHHHH
<kaktus> Nny: if youd read the chat guide, you'd know that.
<Nny> BABY
<kaktus> Excuse me?
<Randomini> TG this seems like something that'd be at the Circus of the Disquieting
<Nny> Everyone is talking about butta
<Nny> Butts
<Randomini> I think Nny thinks that using terms like "niggs" is an indicator of maturity
<TwistedGears> ehhh. you think?
<TheeDarkAges> Indeed.
<Nny> As if this conversation was mature abough
<kaktus> Nny, it isn't that hard. Don't use racial slurs.
<Nny> Enough
<kaktus> I don't give a fuck about maturity
<Randomini> butts is acceptable because everyone's got a butt
<Nny> Then?????
<kaktus> That's a rule, no slurs, that's it.
<Randomini> except the poor buttless
- TheeDarkAges chuckles
<Nny> K
<Randomini> roaming the streets in search of butts discarded
<Dillinger> Randomini: You're being buttist.
<kaktus> Cool.
<ProcyonLotor> If those terms are unacceptable, you are more than free to leave.
<Randomini> .g the day my bum went psycho
<Alexandra> Randomini: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_My_Bum_Went_Psycho — The Day My Bum Went Psycho - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "The Day My Bum Went Psycho is a novel for children by Australian author Andy Griffiths. "Bum" is a slang word used in many English-speaking countries for the …"
- MacLeod doesn't have a butt.
<Nny> I mean I guess
<Randomini> anyone who hasn't read this needs to
<Dillinger> Wtf Australia.
<Dillinger> Randomini: Time to do a reading of that.
<Randomini> it is the cornerstone of butt/bum knowledge
<ProcyonLotor> I read that when I was a lot younger
<Nny> Butts are dumb though
<Thekillerax> Randomini: I read that once. There's two more books in that series too
<Nny> Its just a bunch of mass
<Randomini> it is a tale about detachable buttocks who are sentient
<CharonTheHand> first vegemite, then psycho bums
<Nny> For your hols
<Thekillerax> .w zombie butts from Uranus
<Nny> Hole
<Alexandra> Thekillerax: Zombie Bums from Uranus is a novel by Australian children's author Andy Griffiths, and is the second part of Griffiths' Bum trilogy. — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Bums_from_Uranus
<Thekillerax> This is a thing
<Randomini> well yeah
<TheeDarkAges> May I suggest "Everybody Poops". A classic in my opinion.
<Randomini> bummageddon was better
<Randomini> .w bummageddon
<Alexandra> Randomini: no results found
<TwistedGears> You know when I read psycho bums I had a very different mental picture at first
<Nny> Boobs or butts
<Randomini> wait, no
<Randomini> there must have been 4 books
<Dillinger> All this butts talk has me starving! Back shortly.
- Dillinger is now known as DillingerFood
<ProcyonLotor> Nny, actually, how old are you?
<Randomini> yeah
<Randomini> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumageddon:_The_Final_Pongflict
<Nny> Why does it matter
<Randomini> this is the one with time travel
<CharonTheHand> The Bum Trilogy. A respected author this fellow must be
<Randomini> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Bumosaur_Is_That%3F
<ProcyonLotor> Because I'm a chat op and you're obligated to answer me.
<Randomini> and this is the one about the bumosaurs from book 3
<ProcyonLotor> Now, I'll ask you once more. How old are you?
<Nny> Surw
<Nny> Sure
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<Nny> -1
<Randomini> seriously, these books are pretty much the magnum opuses of australian literature
<kaktus> That's convenient
<Randomini> nny: reapply in 16 years
<Nny> Tooo long
<kaktus> I mean
<kaktus> you said -16
<kaktus> so
- kaktus sets ban on *!*@synIRC-B9D992F9.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net
- kaktus has kicked Nny from #site19 (Hah, I mean -1. Come back in 16.)
While I'm not sure how he's getting internet in the aetherial realm, I guess we can unban in late 2030, unless he comes in and tells us his age.