User sabrecombo has been on the wiki for about two days and published SCP-2702, which has racked up a significant number of downvotes.
I left a comment as such:
I know for a fact you had to stare this in the face before posting this piece. I can only assume you thought it was some sort of End-User License Agreement and hastily clicked through it.
We have dozens of users and dozens of guides at your disposal. We have several guides, and several experts, just on technical writing and tone, which this severely lacks. Please make use of some of these resources next time.
Let's start with, if it explodes, why is it still here? How did we find this out? Why does it talk? How does it move? Why doesn't any of this make sense? Why is there all caps in the description?
He responds as such:
Ahem, answers.
If it explodes, why is it still here? There are multiple SCP-2702. How did we find this out? It was introduced to such an item. Why does it talk? Merely to insult. How does it move? With it's legs. Why doesn't any of this make sense? Because you're a horrible interpreter. Why is there all caps in the description? The caps button in fun to press, no seriously give it a try. Hardass.
About 20 minutes later, I receive a PM:
I'm a rather impatient fellow, so when I noticed you had yet to respond to my comment, well, I figured I should send you a private comment. Or maybe you're writing one now, but you're taking a while because you want everything to be perfect. And I say to you, good sir, narcissist! You only care what people think of you, trying to make your comments sound as "intelligent" as possible. Shame.
I suppose you want answers.
If it explodes, why is it still here? There are multiple SCP-2702. How did we find this out? It was introduced to such an item. Why does it talk? Merely to insult. How does it move? With it's legs. Why doesn't any of this make sense? Because you're a horrible interpreter. Why is there all caps in the description? The caps button in fun to press, no seriously give it a try. Hardass. Although, I'll be honest, I thoroughly enjoyed your comment, you're very quit-witted.
Meanwhile, Burns responded to the user's comment:
Oh shit it has legs. That's how it walks! Amazing.
Since, y'know, reading it, I couldn't tell it had legs. Since you don't describe it, I've chosen to imagine it as just a really angry Miley Ray Cyrus, rampaging and killing for sport when someone shows up with mustard on their tie. Oh, how terrible is her wrath.
I get that you got excited about your idea and rushed to post it, but this doesn't read like it's half finished. It's maybe fifteen percent done, and needs a hell of a lot of work to be anything non deletion worthy.
Sorry bruh. Cannot upvote at this time.
And then he received a PM:
[11:37] <Doctopus> "I imagine you as a scared teenager writing from a basement, is this correct? I think that if I were to write an SCP based on you, it would be called "SCP-XXXX The Dirt Mother Moocher." Thanks for your feedback. :D"
Lord knows he's probably PMing anyone that's giving him any sort of critical feedback. I rarely do disciplinary wiki stuff so I thought I'd put it up here for other staff.
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