BenjaminGrieve

Summary:

Slur nicks, obvious troll

BenjaminGrieve

Eskobar 19 Dec 2014 03:06

It all started off so auspiciously.

* niggerjew ([e-mail]) has joined #site19

• Alexandra has kicked niggerjew from #site19 (Your nick contains inappropriate language, please use '/nick newnick' to change your name to something more appropriate. You may rejoin with a different nick after 10 seconds.)
• Alexandra sets ban on *!PI.BC557B54.9AB9318D.F1B0E72|tibbiM#PI.BC557B54.9AB9318D.F1B0E72|tibbiM
• Alexandra sets ban on niggerjew!*@*
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• Alexandra has kicked faggot from #site19 (Your nick contains inappropriate language, please use '/nick newnick' to change your name to something more appropriate. You may rejoin with a different nick after 10 seconds.)
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• DrMann (moc.wzvym.522-112-57-bus.DB507A79-CRInys|nnaMrD#moc.wzvym.522-112-57-bus.DB507A79-CRInys|nnaMrD) has joined #site19

<TwistedGears> Funn times

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• Alexandra has kicked BenjaminGrieve from #site19 (Your nick/ip matches one in Alexandra's Database, Reason for ban: Trolling. If you wish to appeal please join channel #site17 )
• Alexandra sets ban on *!PI.BC557B54.9AB9318D.F1B0E72|tibbiM#PI.BC557B54.9AB9318D.F1B0E72|tibbiM

<Alexandra> OP Alert: Autokicking BenjaminGrieve. They are faggot
<AndarielHalo> what kind of reason is that
<Eskobear> for the reccord, i'll come up with a better banline when he actually says something worth logging

I had added him to the aban list by hostname so as to redirect him into 17 for…well, mostly just so I could get him to say anything whatsoever to identify him relative to any other troll we get. If he happened to say anything in his own defense, that'd be nifty too. Fortunately, he was determined not to try that hard.

"Appeal" in 17, such as it were

• BenjaminGrieve (PI.BC557B54.9AB9318D.F1B0E72|tibbiM#PI.BC557B54.9AB9318D.F1B0E72|tibbiM) has joined #site17

<BenjaminGrieve> hi
<Eskobear> Ah. Hi.
<BenjaminGrieve> how r u
<Eskobear> I am doing fantastically.
<Eskobear> And how are /you/ doing this fine evening?
<Eskobear> You seem to have trouble picking a nick.
<BenjaminGrieve> gr8 and i got banned for trolling it said and i just joined the server
<Eskobear> Right. That was for joining as "niggerjew" and "faggot" before.
<Eskobear> The bot automatically tracks IRC hostnames.
<Eskobear> Which stay constant regardless of your nick.
<Eskobear> So yeah, you've been noticed.
<BenjaminGrieve> ; ( no my real name benjamingrieve
<Eskobear> We have an age limit in the chat, by the way. Are you over twelve years old?
<Eskobear> Well, are you twelve or older, I should say.
<BenjaminGrieve> Yes sir
<BenjaminGrieve> yes
<Eskobear> I need a specific age of twelve or above. Accurate, too.
<BenjaminGrieve> above to be exact 20 in march
<Eskobear> God damn. You are almost twenty and you think "niggerjew" is funny.
<BenjaminGrieve> it was a thiny
<Eskobear> A thiny?
<BenjaminGrieve> thing i radomly
<BenjaminGrieve> typed up by mistake im
<BenjaminGrieve> srry and
<Eskobear> Hang on, I need to check my calculator.
<BenjaminGrieve> wat calculator
<Eskobear> 5429503678976.
<BenjaminGrieve> wat dat
<BenjaminGrieve> for
<Eskobear> There is a one in 5429503678976 chance of you randomly typing in nine letters and getting "niggerjew".
<BenjaminGrieve> i swear i was
<BenjaminGrieve> radom
<Eskobear> And that's if your keyboard only has letters on it.
<BenjaminGrieve> im srry im srry
<BenjaminGrieve> im srry
<BenjaminGrieve> srry
<BenjaminGrieve> srry
<BenjaminGrieve> srry
<BenjaminGrieve> srry
<BenjaminGrieve> srry
<Eskobear> Okay. There's absolutely no fucking way i'm unbanning you.
<BenjaminGrieve> lol y
<BenjaminGrieve> lol
<BenjaminGrieve> lol
<BenjaminGrieve> lol
<BenjaminGrieve> lol
<BenjaminGrieve> lol
<BenjaminGrieve> scp i think is intresting
<BenjaminGrieve> to be honest
<Randomini> :|
<BenjaminGrieve> u know?
<BenjaminGrieve> u mad

• Eskobear has kicked BenjaminGrieve from #site17 (There was someone who once suggested that men should be raised in barrels and fed through the bunghole, and at the age of 18, you decide whether to let them out or drive in the bung. I think I'd have dumped your barrel in the river.)
• BenjaminGrieve (PI.BC557B54.9AB9318D.F1B0E72|tibbiM#PI.BC557B54.9AB9318D.F1B0E72|tibbiM) has joined #site17
• Randomini applauds
• Eskobear sets ban on *!*@27E0B1F.D8139BA9.45B755CB.IP

He keeps headbutting against the Deathwall in 19. I'll unban in 17 to let him talk some more in a little bit.

Re: BenjaminGrieve

thedeadlymoose 19 Dec 2014 21:46

This is actually remarkably entertaining to read. Not any of his text, mind you, but Eskobar's responses.