Superblobby posted an article titled "94" and tagged for the Dystopia contest, which content was, in full, the following:
Scp-94 is a diseased looking man and upon inspection, has no pulse or heart beat, it shows extreme contrast of scp-49 as, upon contact the host will experience super strength and an overabundance if white blood cells. Though, that all changes, after about 9 minutes the host will start to have all the white blood cells die off, along with all the other cells, this, leaving a decaying rotting corpse.
I checked the history, and the original text was:
Scp-94 is a diseased looking man and upon inspection, has no pulse or heart beat, it shows extreme contrast of scp-49 as, upon contact the host will experience super strength and an overabundance if white blood cells.
The first version had an edit/version comment of "This is a terrible scp" and the second had a comment of "I can't even".
I started an immediate summary deletion vote. Whether this is a troll article or just someone who deeply doesn't get what this site is about is debateable. But either way, this is indicative of someone who almost certainly didn't read/retain the Newbie Guide.
EDIT: Aaaaand it was self-deleted within 3 minutes of me starting the deletion vote. On the site for less than 10 minutes. Impressive.
Added link. :[ - Zyn
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