User 
(account deleted) posted the following thread to the forum:
I, myself, are over 15. But I have a friend that is an extremely good writer, who is under 15, who would like to join the site. He has been reading the SCP wiki a lot lately and has been really wanting to create his own SCP. Would it be okay for him to join in this special condition?
I can't hear anything over the caterwauling of the alarms going off in my head.
Not a smoking gun by any means, but thread summary of "A friend…." does little to instill confidence.
I'm more confused by his apparent need to preface the thread with "I, myself, are over 15." Why would that be relevant if he's asking about "a friend"?
Uh, I'm pretty sure it was to prevent us from pre-emptively banning their because we thought their 'friend' was in fact themselves.
I mean that doesn't make it actually true. But either way, telling the truth or not, it would be in this person's best interest to make it clear that they are at least claiming to be 15.
Seriously, we'd have reacted this way either way. This specific sentence isn't what made it suspicious.
I don't think he's even a real robot.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1057201/i-admit-it
logs from 19:
13:13 * marsdenisarobot joined #site19
13:13 marsdenisarobot Any staff on chat?
13:13 Prior Clone what is that?
13:13 Prior Like, spelled out
13:13 Sinchu9 Tuomey Wut
13:13 Tuomey marsdenisarobot: I'm here, but for staff questions #site17 is the appropriate channel
13:13 marsdenisarobot Okay, thank you.
13:13 Prior Tagliafierro how's your canon coming along?
13:13 * marsdenisarobot quit (Quit: marsdenisarobot)
logs from 17:
13:14 * marsdenisarobot joined #site17
13:14 Tuomey marsdenisarobot: state your age
13:14 marsdenisarobot http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1057201/i-admit-it
13:14 JamJam66 Oh never mind
13:14 JamJam66 That was it
13:14 * JamJam66 left #site17 (Wheeeeee)
13:14 Tuomey > What does 3 years difference mean anyway?
13:14 * marsdenisarobot quit (Quit: marsdenisarobot)
13:14 Tuomey It means come back in three years, marsdenisarobot
Banned in 19: - Tuomey has banned *!*@synIRC-11DAF9B7.netvigator.com
EDIT: Admin please deal with siteban
EDIT: Return to 17
13:20 * Cryosis joined #site17
13:21 Cryosis This is marsdenisarobot speaking. For some reason my normal name isn't working. So, I'm using my regular chat name to talk.
13:21 * discopig joined #site17
13:21 Tuomey You're 12. Come back in three years.
13:21 Cryosis I've un-registered myself from the site.
13:22 Cryosis Yes, I will probably come back to the site in three years.
13:22 Cryosis I was just feeling guilty… and had to tell someone.
13:24 Cryosis Goodbye for now. I'm going to sleep.
13:25 * Cryosis quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Locked his confessional thread. So, bannination?
Bannination. Also,
I have seen what other children my age have not. I have seen the dark side of the internet, through Tor, read all the articles about shootings, seen a lot of the videos on lolshock.com, including BME Pain Olympics.
[I] have ideas of what Procedure-110-Montauk is.
Unless they rapidly mature in the next three years, I'm forseeing another bananation with in a week of their rejoining.
Aaaand banned.
Giving bearhugs to the unsuspecting since 1872.
Sad that it came to this given that he was so honest here, but frankly I can't support someone who thinks "I've seen terrible things" is more justification for being allowed on the site than "I can follow the rules."
http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1057283/hi
Check it, refer to my previous post in this thread and the nick used
Also he gives his name as Marsden in his profile. I think this has to be in like, the top 3 least competent evasions I've ever seen.
And he linked to dreamsintelligence, which marsdenisarobot mentioned in his "re-intro" thread.
I've updated the thread name and description, and moved to Major User Issues.
*headdesk*
Thread locked.
And, banned. *shrugs.*
Admin, SCP Wiki
Reading that thread I guess it's worth noting that the thing about being banned isn't that it's suddenly impossible to do anything on the site or re-apply. It's not like we don't know that people can change their IP and sneak back in. People doing that aren't "clever" somehow. It's that you lose everything associated with your old identity, meaning you can never make a good name for yourself on the site.
In the end nobody here will care about trolling attempts in the long run. They're only a minor inconvenience for us. The userbase will forget about the person in question in no time, and the only reason staff will remember is so we can re-ban again if necessary in the future. There really is nothing to gain in this.
I've never really gotten the appeal of trolling, but I think that the thought process here is that they're a rebel, man, fighting the authoritarian power!
When really, they're just being a pissant mosquito. Mildly annoying, but ultimately meaningless.
Giving bearhugs to the unsuspecting since 1872.
