hgvbjh

Summary:

The caps is THICK with this one

hgvbjh

(account deleted) 15 Nov 2014 01:16

FUCK ALL YOU MONKEYS

• hgvbjh (ten.tsacmoc.tu.1dsh.51F033A2-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsacmoc.tu.1dsh.51F033A2-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined

<Metaphysician> I can't drink.
<Voct> Sax - brewing alcohol from human flesh and using it to treat leukemia?
<Metaphysician> But at the same time.
<Hexi|Aspire> Sax: one time we tried to make mead beer, but the recipie was for 60 gallons, and we had a 6 gallon carboy
<Dr_Leonard> I can't drink legally
<Dr_Leonard> So w/e
<Hexi|Aspire> so the mead came out like 45%
<clone> I didn't make food out of dead people
<Sax> Voct, let's not go back there.
<hgvbjh> WHERE DO WE SUBMIT AN SCP???
<Metaphysician> I am fascinated by brewing.
<Wcctnoam> Why would I brew my alcohol when I can purchase and consume the ones I already know are good?
<BitVyper> I could never stand the taste of anything alcoholic, so I never really drank
<Voct> hgvbjh - are you a member of the site?
<hgvbjh> YEA
<Tombstone> Hexi|Aspire: that sounds like a good thing

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<Voct> hgvbjh - what's your username?
<ProcyonLotor> hgvbjh: cool off the caps there
<Hexi|Aspire> Tombstone: IT WAS LIKE MILK AND HONEY OMG SO TASTY
<hgvbjh> NO
<hgvbjh> I LOVE ME SOME CAPS
<Hexi|Aspire> derp

• ProcyonLotor has kicked hgvbjh from #site19 (Then come back when you're done with them.)

<Tombstone> hgvbjh: that wasn't a request
<Hexi|Aspire> look what i've done
<BitVyper> well that's reasonable
<BitVyper> aw
<Hexi|Aspire> Ah sawwwy ProcyonLotor
<Dr_Leonard> It's like trolls don't even /try/ anymore. :|

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<Metaphysician> Without getting into morbid detail, wish I could find more about the sect involved; fascinated by cults…

• hgvbjh (ten.tsacmoc.tu.1dsh.51F033A2-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsacmoc.tu.1dsh.51F033A2-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined

<hgvbjh> FUCK ALL OF YOU MONKEYS!

• Sax has kicked hgvbjh from #site19 (FUCK YOU TOO)

<Wcctnoam> Thats was not wise

• ProcyonLotor sets ban on hgvbjh!*@*

<Hexi|Aspire> Tombstone: fun story about that actually… so i had been drinking the mead for a while.. 6 gallons is still a lot you understand… and we had a frien come over who mistook the mead for a lager
<BitVyper> I doubt there's many. News loves to act like there's more
<Metaphysician> Monkey?
<Hexi|Aspire> he was very very sick
<Soulless> what
<BitVyper> and make a big deal about whatever thing

• ProcyonLotor sets ban on *!*@synIRC-2A330F15.hsd1.ut.comcast.net

<Soulless> what did I walk into

Didn't even last two minutes.
Perma.

Re: hgvbjh

ProcyonLotor 15 Nov 2014 02:05

Appealed coherently, ban amended to 24 hours with the warning that he wouldn't get a third chance.

Re: hgvbjh

thedeadlymoose 15 Nov 2014 07:01

Any logs on that appeal? Asking only for completion's sake.

Re: hgvbjh

RJB_R 15 Nov 2014 07:16

I think lumberjack was back up by then, wasn't it?

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Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!

Re: hgvbjh

ProcyonLotor 15 Nov 2014 08:03

Here they are:

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<ProcyonLotor> Hello, WildMongrel.
<ProcyonLotor> Here to appeal your ban?
<WildMongrel> who is Alexandra?
<WildMongrel> maybe
<ProcyonLotor> Or just shout racial slurs at us
<WildMongrel> i never said racial slurs though
<Tombstone> If you'd read the chat guide like you're supposed to, you'd know that Alexandra is the chat bot
<ProcyonLotor> Ah, confusing you with another disruptive person. Been a long night.
<WildMongrel> so unbanned?
<ProcyonLotor> Why should we unban you?
<WildMongrel> for banning me for the wrong reason?
<ProcyonLotor> No
<WildMongrel> what
<Soulless> lol
<ProcyonLotor> We banned you for telling us to fuck off and spamming caps like a moron
<Soulless> We banned you for the right reason, procyon just misremembered the reason for the ban
<ProcyonLotor> I simply thought you were another person when you came in right now

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<WildMongrel> So, do you guys like keep records on everyone or something
<ProcyonLotor> Yep!
<Soulless> Actually yeah lol

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<WildMongrel> Whats wrong with caps though?
<Soulless> It
<ProcyonLotor> It's disruptive, but you were mainly banned for saying "FUCK OFF MONKEYS"
<ProcyonLotor> Or whatever it was

• Vince is now known as Vince|mobile

<WildMongrel> wow…
<WildMongrel> why you keep that in memory
<Soulless> WildMongrel: Because when you show up again we can let you know why you were banned
<ProcyonLotor> So we can keep people who, I dunno, respond to a reasonable request with "FUCK YOU MONKEYS" out of our chat
<ProcyonLotor> The system works well.
<WildMongrel> Well I didn't get a warning on getting banned for caps
<ProcyonLotor> You weren't banned for all caps
<ProcyonLotor> You were kicked
<ProcyonLotor> If you were banned, you wouldn't have been able to return
<WildMongrel> well im a newbie
<ProcyonLotor> And tell us to fuck off
<ProcyonLotor> That was what you were banned for.
<WildMongrel> second chance?
<ProcyonLotor> I'm going to say no, unless Soulless wants to override me.
<Soulless> Generally if you act right out of the gates telling people to fuck off, you give us like no reason to not ban you
<Soulless> I'm gonna say… ProcyonLotor, how baout we let this guy serve 24 hour
<Soulless> Then he can come back?
<ProcyonLotor> Very well.
<ProcyonLotor> I'll make the adjustments.
<Soulless> TY
<WildMongrel> I thought things like rape would only result in ban though…
<ProcyonLotor> Remember the big "Don't be a dick" on the chat guide?
<Soulless> So WildMongrel you will be unbanned for 24 hours, and rest assured if you start telling people to fuck off, all caps spam, and otherwise disrupt the chat you will be removed permanently
<ProcyonLotor> Well, assuming you've read it.
<WildMongrel> part of it
<WildMongrel> and thanks for the chance
<Soulless> Best of luck, I don't think you'll get a third
<WildMongrel> lol
<Soulless> :)

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He then proceeded to hit the banwall a dozen times over a few hours, but c'est la vie.

Last edited on 15 Nov 2014 08:04 by ProcyonLotor Show more

Re: hgvbjh

thedeadlymoose 16 Nov 2014 09:22

Well, that's irritating. Removed regardless.

Re: hgvbjh

djkaktus 18 Nov 2014 00:18

This guy again. I didn't realize at the time they were the same person, but they absolutely were. Was going to list as a 24, but now it's a perma.

Was in 19 as Nigz, then came into 17 as figz.

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<figz> sup
<figz> why u ban me?
<Kaktus> So that you wouldnt auto join, holmes.
<Kaktus> Gotta go read that chat guide.
<figz> what?
<Kaktus> The chat guide.
<figz> what rule did I break
<Kaktus> It's required reading if you want to be in that room
<Kaktus> You had an offensive nick, for one.
<figz> how?!?!?
<Kaktus> Kind of surprised it wasnt on the auto kick list.
<Kaktus> figz, don't be dense.
<figz> It had nothing to do with racism
<Kaktus> Yah, it did.
<figz> You guys are making it
<Kaktus> If not, it could pretty easily be construed that way
<figz> appear that way
<Kaktus> Ok, fine. You're not a racist. How about this
<figz> Well then, wouldn't be your fault
<Kaktus> when an op says change your nick
<Kaktus> you change your nick.
<figz> you didn't give me a chance
<Kaktus> Regardless of whether or not you think it's racist.
<Randomini> you don't get to choose what's offensive; offense is taken, not given
<figz> i got banned soon after
<Tuomey> That was so you could go read the chat guide
<figz> I take offense to your random booting
<Tuomey> That's very unfortunate
<Tuomey> I'm fresh out of fucks
<figz> I was banned forever
<Tuomey> Gave the last one away on things that matter
<Kaktus> Well
<figz> Swearing too!
<Tuomey> You weren't banned forever
<figz> wow you people
<Kaktus> lol
<Kaktus> dude
<figz> yes I was
<Tuomey> You're banned for half an hour
<Kaktus> swearing isn't banned.
<figz> wtf
<figz> Hypocrites
<Kaktus> Ok, I'm about done with this so here's the deal.
<Tuomey> Also, how fucking old are you that swearing weirds you out?
<Kaktus> You go read the chat guide, you can come back in half an hour
<Kaktus> if you fuck around then, you're gone.
<Tuomey> That's some seriously twelve year old vibes
<figz> what the
<figz> Ever hear of Cinnamon Toast Ken
<figz> the youtuber
<Kaktus> No.
<figz> he doesnt swear
<Tuomey> Nope
<Kaktus> This isn't a room for chatting.
<figz> he is in his 20s
<Tuomey> Good for him
<Kaktus> Well, I do
<Tuomey> I'm sure his mother is very proud
<Kaktus> so fuck him.
<figz> yes
<figz> u too
<Kaktus> you think I give a damn about a grammy?
<figz> GODDAMN MONKEYS!

• Kaktus has kicked figz from #site17 (yeah no.)

<Tuomey> oh hey
<Kaktus> I remember that
<Tuomey> this guy again
<downwind> thank you
<Kaktus> right.

• figz (ten.tsacmoc.tu.1dsh.51F033A2-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsacmoc.tu.1dsh.51F033A2-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined

<Pixeltasim> huh

• Kaktus sets ban on *!*@synIRC-2A330F15.hsd1.ut.comcast.net

<Randomini> :I
<Kaktus> I'm setting your ban for…
<Kaktus> let's see
<Kaktus> well
<Kaktus> let's start with 24 hours, figz
<Tuomey> Infinity?
<Kaktus> but staff is gonna talk
<Kaktus> and it might be a perma by tomorrow
<Kaktus> keep an eye out.
<Kaktus> Don't call us

• Kaktus has kicked figz from #site17 (we'll call you)

Also going to crosspost with this because they're the same person.

Re: hgvbjh

djkaktus 18 Nov 2014 04:43

Ran into Alex, came into 17.

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<TREESAP> so appeal
<ProcyonLotor> Yeah, go on.
<TREESAP> third chance?
<Kaktus> No
<ProcyonLotor> No.
<Zolgamax> theworstninja: Gonna pm you.
<Kaktus> Not even a little bit.
<ProcyonLotor> We told you flat out there would be no third chance.
<TREESAP> i was kicked for a dumb reason
<ProcyonLotor> There will be no third chance.
<Kaktus> You had a second chance, when we forgot who you were
<TREESAP> though
<Kaktus> No
<Kaktus> If I had known who you were when you came back as nigz
<Kaktus> I would've banned you sooner.
<TREESAP> yes

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<TREESAP> wat
<Kaktus> What in the world
<Kaktus> do you think you can tell me
<ProcyonLotor> Frankly, I'm kind of surprised they even asked you to changed your name. I would have kickbanned you the moment you joined with that name.
<Kaktus> that would make me think you'd be a productive member of this community?
<TREESAP> Serously
<Kaktus> I'm asking
<TREESAP> They have no relation
<Kaktus> legitimately
<Kaktus> tell me something
<Kaktus> Why should I not ban you.
<TREESAP> to be kind
<TREESAP> lol
<ProcyonLotor> Also
<ProcyonLotor> "<figz> GODDAMN MONKEYS!"
<Kaktus> Uh huh. Keep going.
<Kaktus> Yeah, you gave yourself away with that bit.
<ProcyonLotor> Even if it was a stupid reason, you repeated the shit you were banned for in the first place.
<TREESAP> well
<Kaktus> I mean
<ProcyonLotor> Nice try, you can try again in a year.
<TREESAP> the ban was kinda dumb
<Kaktus> it's just racist shit, twice now.
<Kaktus> No
<Kaktus> It's racist shit
<Kaktus> twice.
<TREESAP> no it's not racist
<Kaktus> That's twice too many.
<Kaktus> lol
<TREESAP> maybe im black
<Kaktus> Don't play me here, kid.
<Kaktus> You're not.
<ProcyonLotor> It's racist, and if you keep pressing the point that it's not, I'm removing you right now.
<ProcyonLotor> Okay?
<TREESAP> Fine
<TREESAP> if I agree with what u say
<Kaktus> Alright, here's the dealio.
<Kaktus> Here's what I'm going to do
<Kaktus> given everything
<Kaktus> I'm banning you permanently. You are more than welcome to appeal in one year.
<Kaktus> Until then, the ban stands.
<TREESAP> ur promoting me to moderator?
<TREESAP> and that is a crazy punishment
<Kaktus> Yep. Moderator of Team Banwall.
<Kaktus> Have fun moderating.
<Kaktus> We're done here, though.
<Kaktus> Please leave my room.
<TREESAP> I didn't even do anything as nigz though except my name

• [TREESAP] (ten.tsacmoc.tu.1dsh.51F033A2-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsacmoc.tu.1dsh.51F033A2-CRInys|tibbiM): http://www.mibbit.com
• [TREESAP] #site17
• [TREESAP] monster.va.us.synirc.net :om nom cookies
• [TREESAP] End of WHOIS list.

<ProcyonLotor> And that was more than enough
<TREESAP> wt
<ProcyonLotor> Until the "goddamn monkeys"
<ProcyonLotor> Let's not forget that.
<TREESAP> GODDAMN MONKEYS
<Kaktus> Yeah.
<Kaktus> Mmhmm

• Kaktus sets ban on *!*@synIRC-2A330F15.hsd1.ut.comcast.net
• ProcyonLotor has kicked TREESAP from #site17 (Bye.)

Yeah. Definitely a perma. I'm having Procyon leave the ban up in 17 for a while, to discourage him coming in to shit up 17 tonight. I'll clean it up later.

Re: hgvbjh

djkaktus 18 Nov 2014 05:12

We unbanned from 17 to tell him that Alex wasn't going to relent, in case he wasn't aware.

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<sap> sup
<Kaktus> Alright
<Kaktus> So we let you back in here
<Kaktus> because we wanted to tell you
<sap> thanks
<Kaktus> that everytime you do that, the bot is going to reban you.
<sap> lol
<Kaktus> And that running into the wall over and over again
<sap> what?
<Kaktus> is not helping your chances.
<Kaktus> Because it's annoying.
<sap> what are you talking about?
<Kaktus> Don't be a dumbass.
<sap> well i kinda am at a blank here
<Kaktus> * jhnvb (ten.tsacmoc.tu.1dsh.51F033A2-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsacmoc.tu.1dsh.51F033A2-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined
<Kaktus> * Alexandra has kicked jhnvb from #site19 (Your nick/ip matches one in Alexandra's Database, Reason for ban: Trolling. If you wish to appeal please join channel #site17 )
<Kaktus> * Alexandra sets ban on *!ten.tsacmoc.tu.1dsh.51F033A2-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsacmoc.tu.1dsh.51F033A2-CRInys|tibbiM
<Kaktus> <Alexandra> OP Alert: Autokicking jhnvb. They are hgvbjh
<Kaktus> Check the hostnames, dude.
<Kaktus> We know it's you every time.
<sap> lol
<sap> so how is it bothering u?
<Kaktus> You know when its hot out
<Kaktus> and youre chillin with your bros by the pool
<sap> yea
<sap> i guess
<Kaktus> and theres this fucking fly that can't get a grip
<Kaktus> and keeps getting all up in your shit?
<Kaktus> And like
<Kaktus> Does not seem able to figure it out?
<Kaktus> Here's a hint
<Kaktus> you're not the pool.
<sap> well can I get a third chance?
<Kaktus> No
<Kaktus> And this would be your fourth.
<sap> no
<Kaktus> I'm going to ban you again, I just wanted you to know.
<sap> well
<Kaktus> Everytime you run into the wall, I'm going to register it.
<Kaktus> Log it, etc
<sap> DUMB MONKEY
<Kaktus> Yep.
<sap> so?
<Kaktus> Figured that was coming
<sap> whats that do
<Kaktus> Why that line?
<Kaktus> Like
<Kaktus> there are so many better insults
<sap> what
<Kaktus> hell, calling me fat would be better
<sap> idk
<Kaktus> dumb monkey, hell
<sap> felt like it was our thing
<Kaktus> youve even overused it
<Kaktus> nah
<sap> lol
<Kaktus> We don't have any things, bro
<Kaktus> we mightve
<Kaktus> in a different life
<sap> maybe
<Kaktus> but its too late now
<Kaktus> so

• Kaktus sets ban on *!*@synIRC-2A330F15.hsd1.ut.comcast.net

<Kaktus> I'll remember the good times
<ProcyonLotor> Bye.
<Kaktus> But seriously. Don't come back.

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Re: hgvbjh

(account deleted) 18 Nov 2014 17:46

17:45 * figz joined #site19
17:45 Kommi AHHHHHHHHHH
17:45 figz SUP YALL
17:45 figz MEMBER ME
17:45 figz PROC?
17:45 Loiterer But not that Earl Grey crap
17:45 Randomini but as previously stated I…
17:45 Hexi|Aspire because food gets in the tooth hole.. and ow happens
17:45 figz \U FAG
17:45 Kommi TERROR!
17:45 - ChanServ has banned *!*PI.2FD8F1BA.EFD6B245.7983D8EA|tibbiM#PI.2FD8F1BA.EFD6B245.7983D8EA|tibbiM
17:45 * figz was kicked by ChanServ (Requested (Tuomey))

EDIT:
17:46 * figz joined #site17
17:46 figz member me
17:46 figz eh guys
17:46 figz kat
17:46 * figz was kicked by Kens|Laptop (Kens|Laptop)
17:46 - Kens|Laptop has banned *!*@AE8D3897.542B6DFE.AB1F8DF2.IP

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Re: hgvbjh

djkaktus 18 Nov 2014 18:01

If he does this again, I'll hit up the IRC cops, see if we can't finagle a k-line.

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