Claimed to be 16, probably not 16.
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Nov 09 16:05:25 * Markadeon (~PI.8C827001.C8E2D83E.14E9F1E8|tibbiM#PI.8C827001.C8E2D83E.14E9F1E8|tibbiM) has joined
Nov 09 16:05:28 <AndarielHalo> Yes it is Benningwinks
Nov 09 16:05:28 <Markadeon> hi
Nov 09 16:05:28 <Dr_Leonard> Bennings: …Well
Nov 09 16:05:33 <Dr_Leonard> I'm sure you do other things
Nov 09 16:05:34 <Metaphysician> I'm a very laid back person, and work very hard in a relationship; I kept terrible relationships (for myself) going for six and three years:P
Nov 09 16:05:37 <Dr_Leonard> AndarielHalo Ahahahahaha
Nov 09 16:05:40 <Metaphysician> But self esteem issues.
Nov 09 16:05:45 <Metaphysician> Make it so I *never* initiate.
Nov 09 16:05:46 <Markadeon> Hello
Nov 09 16:05:52 <Dr_Leonard> Hello, Markadeon
Nov 09 16:05:58 <Metaphysician> I simply assume myself unworthy from the start.
Nov 09 16:05:58 <Dr_Leonard> Bennings It's… it's okay
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Nov 09 16:06:02 <Markadeon> i'm so scared
Nov 09 16:06:06 <Metaphysician> Hmm?
Nov 09 16:06:07 <Dr_Leonard> Why?
Nov 09 16:06:13 <Bryx> We aren't real
Nov 09 16:06:13 <Markadeon> this site is creepy lol
Nov 09 16:06:17 <Dr_Leonard> oh
Nov 09 16:06:27 <Markadeon> it saws that if i scroll down, i will die
Nov 09 16:06:30 <Cimmerian> Haha. Well that's what we're aiming for oftentimes when we write the articles.
Nov 09 16:06:31 <Markadeon> is that true/!!?!?!
Nov 09 16:06:33 <Smapti> You won't.
Nov 09 16:06:35 <Bryx> No
Nov 09 16:06:40 <Bryx> It's all fake
Nov 09 16:06:40 <Djoric> It's bloody fiction
Nov 09 16:06:46 <Cimmerian> No, how the heck would that even work?
Nov 09 16:06:49 <Markadeon> all fake?
Nov 09 16:06:52 <Metaphysician> We now have full access to your systems. But no, no, its all fiction
Nov 09 16:06:53 <Djoric> did the discussion pages and rating moduels and writing contests not give it away?
Nov 09 16:06:53 <Bryx> All
Nov 09 16:06:54 <Metaphysician> All fake.
Nov 09 16:06:55 <Metaphysician> Of course.
Nov 09 16:06:56 <Smapti> Not one person who's scrolled down that page has ever told me that they died afterward.
Nov 09 16:06:56 <Bryx> Fake
Nov 09 16:06:59 <Metaphysician> Otherwise, magic exists;p
Nov 09 16:07:13 <Metaphysician> "What does death feel like?"
Nov 09 16:07:15 <Soulless> Markadeon: SCP isnot real and pretending it is real will get you kicke dout
Nov 09 16:07:17 <Dr_Leonard> Markadeon I just don't get why people think this is real…
Nov 09 16:07:17 <Metaphysician> "it hurts:)"
Nov 09 16:07:24 <Smapti> .y dying tickles
Nov 09 16:07:25 <Alexandra> Smapti: Let's Play The Orange Box: Half Life 2 Part 12 - Dying Tickles! - length 10m 51s - rated 5.00/5.0 (6) - 1 076 views - ripplezipple on 2010.02.03 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=yUFAxMTLcM4
Nov 09 16:07:30 <Smapti> WRONG LINK ALEXANDRA
Nov 09 16:07:34 <Markadeon> hmmm
Nov 09 16:07:37 <Dr_Leonard> Soulless Why do people think we're real?
Nov 09 16:07:41 <Soulless> Markadeon: How old are you?
Nov 09 16:07:48 <Markadeon> 16
Nov 09 16:07:50 <Soulless> Dr_Leonard: because a bag of dildos
Nov 09 16:07:59 <Djoric> Dr_Leonard: because people are idiots
Nov 09 16:08:00 <Dr_Leonard> Soulless: Ah.
Nov 09 16:08:05 <Dr_Leonard> Djoric: Indeed.
Nov 09 16:08:12 <Soulless> Markadeon: Ok make sure to act your age, ty
Nov 09 16:08:13 <AndarielHalo> YOU ams the dildos
Nov 09 16:08:24 <Smapti> Easy there, Skwisgar.
Nov 09 16:08:31 <TwistedGears> Are you telling me there's a bad of dildos somewhere on the planet that convinces people of stupid stuff
Nov 09 16:08:34 * AndarielHalo glares
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Nov 09 16:08:37 * AndarielHalo fingers frets
Nov 09 16:08:43 <Dr_Leonard> .def fret
Nov 09 16:08:44 <Alexandra> Dr_Leonard: fret: verb: 1. (obsolete/poetic) To devour, consume. 2. To gnaw, consume, eat away. noun: 1. (music) One of the pieces of metal/wood/plastic across the neck of a guitar or other musical instrument that marks note positions for fingering. 2. An ornamental pattern consisting of repeated vertical and horizontal lines (often in relief).
Nov 09 16:08:46 <Soulless> TwistedGears: yes
Nov 09 16:08:49 <Soulless> TwistedGears: write it as an scp
Nov 09 16:08:50 <Dr_Leonard> ah
Nov 09 16:08:59 <Smapti> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaCgrRVW1Gs
Nov 09 16:08:59 <Alexandra> Smapti: Skwisgaar on Religion - length 20s - rated 4.98/5.0 (409) - 73 975 views - 0mnigeek on 2010.12.30
Nov 09 16:09:06 <Soulless> TwistedGears: pandora's box was just the god's collection of high-tech sex toys
Nov 09 16:09:29 <Smapti> I saw Dethklok live once.
Nov 09 16:09:33 <Smapti> Brendan Small stole my hat.
Nov 09 16:09:50 <Markadeon> i watched The Anneliese Michel Exorcism Audio Tapes
Nov 09 16:09:53 <Markadeon> is that fake too?
Nov 09 16:09:54 <AndarielHalo> he sounds like a dildos
Nov 09 16:09:58 <Bennings> Was it a nice hat.
Nov 09 16:09:59 <AndarielHalo> Markadeon: Yes
Nov 09 16:10:06 <Smapti> Oh yeah, Bennings.
Nov 09 16:10:09 <Markadeon> but it's official
Nov 09 16:10:12 <AndarielHalo> that wasn't a real exorcism, it was child abuse
Nov 09 16:10:14 <Markadeon> wiki says it's real
Nov 09 16:10:20 <Markadeon> oh
Nov 09 16:10:20 <Djoric> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgpYfCnLhAo
Nov 09 16:10:20 <Alexandra> Djoric: Dark Souls OST - Ornstein & Smough - length 2m 50s - rated 4.93/5.0 (2485) - 528 345 views - mikamiterru on 2011.09.27
Nov 09 16:10:23 <AndarielHalo> First off, no it doesn't
Nov 09 16:10:24 <Markadeon> how did she die?
Nov 09 16:10:27 <AndarielHalo> Second off, that doesn't mean shit
Nov 09 16:10:31 <Bryx> That may be true. That might be why everyone thinks hate sex is so good. Because all of those negative emotions are manifestions of a metaphysical being's sex toys
Nov 09 16:10:43 <Soulless> Bryx: yep, new scp
Nov 09 16:10:53 <Markadeon> is deep web real?
Nov 09 16:10:54 <AndarielHalo> I don't remember specifically but I think they determined it was from dehydration or severe abuse/neglect
Nov 09 16:11:16 <Bryx> Markadeon: Yes, and we have no affiliation with it whatsoever
Nov 09 16:11:21 <AndarielHalo> Are you insisting that SCP is real?
Nov 09 16:11:30 <AndarielHalo> Despite the fact that everyone here has told you it isn't?
Nov 09 16:11:32 <Metaphysician> I don't know what the deep web is, but the "dark web" is real, or at least, the term is applied by law enforcement.
Nov 09 16:11:36 <Soulless> Markadeon: I'm gonna go ahead and say you're trolling
Nov 09 16:11:37 <Cimmerian> there's a reason why actual exorcisms are only allowed by the catholic church after a shitton of medical and psychological testing.
Nov 09 16:11:40 <AndarielHalo> and some of us have written a bunch of them?
Nov 09 16:12:03 <Metaphysician> …Because the Church can be a bit medieval?;p
Nov 09 16:12:06 <Markadeon> i'm muslim, and i do believe in these things.
Nov 09 16:12:10 <Soulless> Markadeon: Please cease trolling or I'm straight removing you for either being underage or trolling, ether way I don't care
Nov 09 16:12:17 <Markadeon> as it is official thing in our religion.
Nov 09 16:12:22 <Dr_Leonard> Deep web is real, yes.
Nov 09 16:12:26 <DreadLindwyrm> IIRC Exorcists have to have /extra/ training, including psychological and medical training before they can be appointed.
Nov 09 16:12:29 <AndarielHalo> I'm pretty sure Islam doesn't consider SCP Foundation shit to be real
Nov 09 16:12:35 <Metaphysician> …Skips are part of the religion;p
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Nov 09 16:12:40 <Metaphysician> Be good, less 173 gets you;p
Nov 09 16:12:40 <Djoric> DreadLindwyrm: aye, you are correct
Nov 09 16:12:43 <Cimmerian> that canon already exists!
Nov 09 16:12:46 <ProcyonLotor> I believe he was talking about exorcisms.
Nov 09 16:12:52 <Cimmerian> ahh well
Nov 09 16:12:53 <AndarielHalo> Oh
Nov 09 16:12:54 <HERIC> deep web is the oart of internet you cannot find with google. in a nutshell
Nov 09 16:12:55 * Reject reads upscrolls
Nov 09 16:12:56 <Reject> lol
Nov 09 16:12:57 <Markadeon> jinns, they're real in our religion.
Nov 09 16:13:00 <Metaphysician> But AFK, I need a shower…
Nov 09 16:13:00 <Djoric> Metaphysician: bah. THE DEER shits on tiny statue
Nov 09 16:13:04 * [Markadeon] (~PI.8C827001.C8E2D83E.14E9F1E8|tibbiM#PI.8C827001.C8E2D83E.14E9F1E8|tibbiM): http://www.mibbit.com
Nov 09 16:13:04 * [Markadeon] #site19
Nov 09 16:13:04 * [Markadeon] leilani.md.us.synirc.net :We can all have nice things!!
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Nov 09 16:13:17 <Dr_Leonard> Markadeon You fail.
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Nov 09 16:13:22 <Cimmerian> Eh.
Nov 09 16:13:27 <Metaphysician> THE DEER, THE BULL; hmm…
Nov 09 16:13:32 <Dr_Leonard> Good riddance
Nov 09 16:13:34 <Cimmerian> He's not actually wrong about djinns
Nov 09 16:13:35 <DreadLindwyrm> djinni. The plural is djinni
Nov 09 16:13:36 <Gaffsey> well, yeah, djins are a thing in Islam
Nov 09 16:13:37 <Gaffsey> yeah
Nov 09 16:13:39 <Dr_Leonard> Thank you, Soulless
Nov 09 16:13:40 <Metaphysician> Aye.
Nov 09 16:13:45 * MArkagon (PI.8C827001.C8E2D83E.14E9F1E8|tibbiM#PI.8C827001.C8E2D83E.14E9F1E8|tibbiM) has joined
Nov 09 16:13:50 <Cimmerian> oh dear
Nov 09 16:13:52 <Metaphysician> Just as many Christians believe in demons, etc.
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