SCAF13

Summary:

Trolling? Trolling.

SCAF13

djkaktus 21 Sep 2014 19:33

More or less explains itself. Logging as a perma.

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<Nanoro> Am I a helpful person?
<DreadLindwyrm> And back…
<Nanoro> I mean
<AndarielHalo> I thrive upon gratification and upvotes
<AndarielHalo> Yes u are very helpful
<kaktus> Alright so
<kaktus> SCAF13
<kaktus> I need your age, right now.
<Bennings> Nanoro: No, you're Nanoro.
<AndarielHalo> I love you
<AndarielHalo> .y i love you all
<Alexandra> AndarielHalo: John Legend - All of Me - length 5m 8s - rated 4.89/5.0 (1416565) - 230 083 905 views - johnlegendvevo on 2013.10.02 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=450p7goxZqg
<Nanoro> Until now I've found myself a terrible person
<AndarielHalo> …
<SCAF13> just warning all of you.
<AndarielHalo> .y frank i love you all
<Alexandra> AndarielHalo: Frank - I Love You All - length 3m 52s - rated 4.95/5.0 (874) - 84 643 views - frankthefilm on 2014.05.13 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=zOt6ppIBOd4
<EdAWACS> ?
<kaktus> SCAF13 no you are not.
<kaktus> You're not making sense.
<Nanoro> AndarielHalp No fok u dood
<EdAWACS> Hello nanoro
<kaktus> And it sort of looks like you're trolling right now, so I'll ask one more time.
<Nanoro> But anyhow
<AndarielHalo> ey u shut up
<SoundChaser> >AndarielHalp
<kaktus> SCAF13 How old are you?
<Bennings> Bryx: So do you think I should finish it or start again?
<Nanoro> I posted some critique
<SCAF13> what do I have to say?
<kaktus> SCAF13 A number.
<Smapti> You have to state your age.
<SCAF13> 24
<Tuomey> http://gunnerkrigg.com/comics/00000995.jpg
<kaktus> Is that how old you are?
<Nanoro> And am actually slightly startled at the fact that I am making myself useful in some way.
<kaktus> Or are you just making shit up?
<SCAF13> Im 24.
<Soulless> Nanoro:: Making yourself useful is good
<kaktus> Alright. Now stop posting nonsense.
<EdAWACS> Ello kaktus
<Nanoro> http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-1028291/scp-2046#post-2115069
<kaktus> Hey Ed
<EdAWACS> How's your day so far?
<Bennings> Oh hai kaktus.
<Nanoro> Posted a thing there :d
<Bryx> Bennings: I think some connection to the Foundation needs to be pointed a bit earlier. I'll admit my eyes started to glaze over as I came to the end. Aside from the purple prose, though, it's okay stylistically.
<clone> ghostchibi: I forgot how much ADWD hurt
<kaktus> Not bad so far. Football is happening, I'm writing some
<kaktus> things are good.
<Nanoro> I seem to be actually good at ideamaking and stuff.
<SCAF13> Why do you say "nonsense ?"
<clone> ghostchibi: why does every story hurt so bad
<Smapti> So, Wasteland 2 is pretty fun so far.
<Smapti> Hard, but fun.
<kaktus> SCAF13 because you're not making sense.
<Nanoro> Ohai, Soulless.
<kaktus> You're just posting inane nonsense, is why.
<EdAWACS> Hello Soulless!
<kaktus> And vague statements like "I'm just warning you"
<SCAF13> Why?
<Bennings> Bryx: Thanks.
<Nanoro> Didn't see you there.

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<EdAWACS> Long time no see!
<kaktus> SCAF13…
<Nanoro> Long time no… puddle
<Nanoro> ehhhhh
<kaktus> SCAF13 are you serious right now?

• EdAWACS pounces on nanoro next and hugs him

<SoundChaser> Nanoro the comedian enters
<Nanoro> I got nothing
<EdAWACS> I missed you too!
<SCAF13> Yes.

• Nanoro messily devours EdAWACS

<Vith> kaktus I'm glad I'm not you right now
<kaktus> SCAF13 You're posting nonsense. OP order, if you do it again I'm banning you.
<Nanoro> Oh, sorry.
<EdAWACS> :<
<Nanoro> Old habit.
<kaktus> That's the end of it.
<EdAWACS> No good deed goes unpunished
<EdAWACS> Yo kaktus I have a joke for you
<SoundChaser> Isn;t it so inconvenient when you get messily devoured
<Nanoro> But anyhow.
<kaktus> tell yo joke
<clone> Tuomey: sometimes all you need is a good pbtthhhh
<SCAF13> Hey?! Listen, Im trying to help.
<Nanoro> What's going on in here then?
<kaktus> SCAF13 Alright. I'll humor you.
<kaktus> Help with what.
<Nanoro> … With what?
<kaktus> Guys, I'll handle it.
<Nanoro> Ah, sorry
<EdAWACS> Now son don't touch that kaktus

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<Nanoro> Didn't notice
<EdAWACS> Lets see what you fill in for the punch line
<gbroxey> Yo, Nanoro
<kaktus> SCAF13 You'd better say something coherant in the next few seconds, brotherman.
<EdAWACS> It's a bad joke
<Nanoro> Ah, hello again, gbroxey.
<SCAF13> To keep people safe… my job.
<kaktus> SCAF13 and what /is/ your job.
<Bryx> SCAF13: Has anybody told you that this isn't a role playing chat? Because this isn't a role playing chat
<kaktus> Yes, we have.
<gbroxey> Nanoro, I messaged you.
<AndarielHalo> nanoro i think i might be ready to squirt out a kingdom of kingdom tale and i could use ur help/advice/suggestions
<SCAF13> SCAF protection and security.
<CognitiveWeasel> somebody link me to a really /really/ good SCP
<CognitiveWeasel> that'll make me think about shit
<Djoric> SCP-2085
<Alexandra> Djoric: SCP-2085 (The Black Rabbit Company, Written by Djoric, Rating:+117) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-2085
<AndarielHalo> Coggy

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<Djoric> thar ye go
<SoundChaser> SCP-1539
<Alexandra> SoundChaser: SCP-1539 (Semantic Dissociator, Written by ophite, Rating:+166) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-1539
<AndarielHalo> SCP-2084
<Alexandra> AndarielHalo: SCP-2084 (Anabasis, Written by AndarielHalo, Rating:+53) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-2084
<CognitiveWeasel> and not justbecause it's confusing because it'll make me think about shit
<AndarielHalo> I mean, fuck Djoric
<AndarielHalo> SCP-1692
<Alexandra> AndarielHalo: SCP-1692 (Came Back Haunted, Written by AndarielHalo, Rating:+77) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-1692
<ProcyonPhone> .g scaf
<Alexandra> ProcyonPhone: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supreme_Council_of_the_Armed_Forces — Supreme Council of the Armed Forces - Wikipedia, the free …: "The Supreme Council of the Armed Forces (SCAF; Arabic: المجلس الأعلى للقوات المسلحة‎, al-Maǧlis al-ʾAʿlā lil-Quwwāt al-Musallaḥa, also Higher Council of the …"
<kaktus> SCAF13 Alright, I think I've heard about enough. I'm going to give you a permaban now for trolling, if you believe that to be in error, please appeal the ban in #site17
<kaktus> until then

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<Nanoro> AndarielHalo Sure. See you at the channel.

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Re: SCAF13

djkaktus 21 Sep 2014 21:32

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<SCAF13> Hello?
<ProcyonPhone> SCAF13: Your internet does not show you in Egypt.

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<ProcyonPhone> Please stop lying.
<thedeadlymoose> Er… what's this?
<ProcyonPhone> 19 Ban.
<SCAF13> I dont live there nore do I work for that "version" of SCAF.
<Soulless> Hello

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<Soulless> SCAF13, is there something you have concern about?
<SCAF13> Just the safety of people.
<Soulless> SCAF13, the SCP foundation doesn't exist
<Soulless> This is just a creative writing site
<Soulless> Therefore, pretending that the SCP Foundation does exist isn't allowed on our chat
<Soulless> Do you understand?
<SCAF13> I DONT WORK FOR SCP
<Soulless> Ok, but pretending that you're talking in any kind of official capacity counts as roleplaying
<Soulless> We don't allow that here
<Soulless> This isn't an official anything except an official site for creative writing endeavors SCAF13, do you understand?
<Bryx> In that case, we are a creative writing site and as such do not have any bearing on or interest in the activities of any international governmental organizations, fictional or otherwise

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<SCAF13> I work for a private company called ARK forces.
<bluesoul> and?
<ProcyonGone> Which does not exist, apparently.
<ProcyonGone> Try googling this stuff, mate.
<Bryx> This concerns us how?
<Vince> good on ya. do you have any drafts or questions about how our site works?

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<kaktus> Vince he's appealing a ban.
<SCAF13> A patient has escaped from our facility.
<Soulless> SCAF13, this doens't concern us
<Soulless> We are jusat a creative writing site
<thedeadlymoose> SCAF13 you're roleplaying like fuck
<Soulless> As we said, roleplaying is not allowed in this channel
<ProcyonLotor> Ark Forces does not exist, and as such, you do not work for them. Cut it out or you will be removed.
<Soulless> Or on our official channel
<SCAF13> If you live in California it does.
<bluesoul> and?
<Bryx> We have people who live in California
<SCAF13> It does matter.
<bluesoul> do you know what #site19 is for?
<SCAF13> Id care less.
<DreadLindwyrm> I get a clothing company and a disaster management scenario for "ARK California" incidentally people.
<ProcyonLotor> "Results of search for " ARK FORCES " returned no entity records.
<ProcyonLotor> Record not found.
<ProcyonLotor> :
<ProcyonLotor> From the California Secretary of State's Website.
<ProcyonLotor> Once again, nice try.
<Bryx> In that case, why are you here?
<SCAF13> Again PRIVATE COMPANY
<bluesoul> why are you here?
<bluesoul> we don't care about your company
<ProcyonLotor> SCAF13: It's a registry of private companies. Don't patronize me.
<bluesoul> whatever you're selling, we have plenty
<ProcyonLotor> You have a buisiness, you register it with the state.
<SCAF13> Well if were payed well do anything

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<thedeadlymoose> SoulSoul: What'd you miss from SCAF13
<SCAF13> shit got to go
<Bryx> Have fun with whatever.

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<Soulless> thedeadlymoose: I warned him if he didn't stop rPing I'd ban him, that's all I had
<thedeadlymoose> Okay, well, he's continued RPing, so I think it's time for a ban
<Soulless> Ye
<kaktus> Indeedity do.

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• Soulless has kicked SCAF13 from #site17 (You've been banned from this channel for roleplaying and trolling.)

Re: SCAF13

ChrisAKAPiefish 22 Sep 2014 08:19

Random thing but I think "ARK Forces" is a Primeval reference. I could be wrong but the company in that or whatever it is is called the ARK.

Re: SCAF13

Zyn 21 Sep 2014 22:41

<SCAF13> I work for a private company called ARK forces.
<SCAF13> Again PRIVATE COMPANY
<SCAF13> Well if were payed well do anything

I'm still waiting for someone to walk in with a fictional organization that has a totally random name and not something tacticool like ARK or SCAR but rather like RTN or ASDFGHJKL y'know. Also, why is it that everyone has to say something along the lines of "we do anything pay first plz"?

Perma.

_{also there is a tiny little yellow bird hopping from branch to branch on a tree outside my window it is adorable thought I'd mention it}

Re: SCAF13

pxdnbluesoul 22 Sep 2014 14:52

The funny thing is, my cousin worked for Blackwater for several years, an organization that probably would do anything for a paycheck, but the employees don't say that. They have an innocuous phrase like "asset protection and management."

I can only call it RPing, particularly since I asked him if he knew what 19 was for and he said he didn't care. I kinda wish I had that sort of free time.

Last edited on 22 Sep 2014 14:52 by pxdnbluesoul Show more