Came into chat, seemed very underage. I asked his age, he didn't answer, he got kicked. Came back, said he was 30, ops in SSSC concluded that there was no way that was true. After that, he couldn't answer any questions, and the issue of him potentially being a bot came up. I kicked and banned, and am advising perma with the opportunity to appeal if the conclusion was mistaken.
Logs below. They're a little long, but most of the good stuff is at the end.
Site 19 Logs:- Vampire (PI.ECE3100E.9A28EE93.EA88B5CF|tibbiM#PI.ECE3100E.9A28EE93.EA88B5CF|tibbiM) has joined #site19
<MacLeod> Viatrixa: Save Mary-Ann and Salah for the morning.
<MacLeod> You'll go to sleep crying.
- DrStien takes his dog out to pee on the green stuff in his back yard
<Djoric> out of joy
<Djoric> tears of joy
<Viatrixa> Crying out of joy or sorrow? :P
<Djoric> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6_By98v638
<Alexandra> Djoric: BattleBlock Theater - Steam Announcement Trailer - length 2m 4s - rated 4.98/5.0 (2497) - 135 417 views - gamespot on 2014.03.07
<Vampire> Hey
<Djoric> This is basically the feelings you will be feeling
<Viatrixa> Excellent!
<MacLeod> I didn't cry tears of joy after readinf the end of MAAS
<MacLeod> That;s how I'm referring to it now.
<Vampire> Can you tall me about 053
<Viatrixa> o_O what's to tell?
<Djoric> It's an article
<Djoric> someone wrote it a long while back
<Djoric> is eh
<Vampire> Is she
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<Viatrixa> It's all pretty much there though isn't it?
<MacLeod> SCP-053
<Alexandra> MacLeod: SCP-053 (Young Girl, Written by Dr Gears, Rating:+178) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-053
<TwistedGears> oh. huh. forgot gears wrote that
<RobWatson> i can tall you about it
<MacLeod> That's the one that can alter animals, right?
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<Djoric> no
<Djoric> 040 is animals
<Djoric> and also the best magical girl
<TwistedGears> 040 bringing that biogod hype
<Vampire> Ok
<TwistedGears> I still need to write that
<MacLeod> Everyone wants to kill 053 when they see it, then.
<RobWatson> tweeested
<TwistedGears> RobWatson… there's no real way to alter your name
<Vampire> Not me
<Viatrixa> I still find it cute how she befriended the reptile :3
<RobWatson> if I say twitter you get pinged?
<MacLeod> Viatrixa: I think the reptile is overused
<Vampire> Me to
<RobWatson> umm… waaaaatsn
<Vampire> Scp 042
<MacLeod> I mean, it, 173, 076-2, and 073 aren't interesting in most depictions.
<Viatrixa> Hehe, I've seen him, or rather it, being mentioned in many failed SCPs
<MacLeod> 042 is a pony.
<Vampire> Yea
<Viatrixa> I think people consider it some kind of a trophy worth mentioning
<MacLeod> A rather uninteresting pony, if you ask this gentle MacLeod's opinion.
<RobWatson> MacLeod that's a general consent here
<TwistedGears> scp-042
<Alexandra> TwistedGears: SCP-042 (A Formerly Winged Horse, Written by xthevilecorruptor, Rating:+54) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-042
<TwistedGears> Poor horse ;-;
<Viatrixa> Glue.
<RobWatson> I'd like to see an article involving the Leviathan
<RobWatson> can't remember the number doe
<Viatrixa> (I'm a terrible being.)
<RobWatson> surgery.
<Riemann> .tale Family Business
<Alexandra> Riemann: Family Business (Rating:+45, Written by Riemann) - http://scp-wiki.net/family-business
<MacLeod> RobWatson: It's 169, and there are tales about it.
<RobWatson> ah :P
<MacLeod> It actually has its own damn canon.
<Vampire> I kon
<MacLeod> .sea old man in the sea
<Alexandra> MacLeod: Old Man in the Sea Hub(Rating:10) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/old-man-in-the-sea-hub
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<Ireul> .s leviathab
<Alexandra> Ireul: No matches found.
<Ireul> .s leviathan
<Alexandra> Ireul: The Leviathan(SCP-169, Rating:215) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-169
<Viatrixa> Hello dog under arm
<MacLeod> All about SCP-169, that.
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<DrStien> oh yeah
<DrStien> that things way off
<MacLeod> I told you it was 169.
<DrStien> you see the thing I posed about its size n stuff
- MacLeod is a bad motherfucker.
<DrStien> 2000-8000 km?
<DrStien> really
- themanofum is a badder mothererfucker.
- DrStien is annoyed by this article
- Viatrixa is an octopus.
<MacLeod> DrStien: It's supposed to be an arkship.
<RobWatson> that shows that 1. I haven't lurked enough and 2. I remember little of my lurking knowledge
<Vampire> Scp 053 :) I with to know how to get her
<MacLeod> A living arkship.
<DrStien> arkship?
<DrStien> also
<Viatrixa> What do you mean by get her?
<Djoric> Vampire: it doesn't exist
<Djoric> also, whoah there, bad vibes
<DrStien> islands move 3 km and continental drift is to suspect?
<MacLeod> A spaceship full of life, for the purposes of terraforming a planet.
<DrStien> are you kidding me?
<DrStien> jesus
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<Vampire> No
<DrStien> islands move…THREE KILOMETERS..
<DrStien> wut
<DrStien> oh yeah its just continental drift
<Vampire> I been read her
<DrStien> doing his thing
<MacLeod> DrStien: This is the Foundation. Things are mucked up.
<DrStien> can't we amend them?
<MacLeod> DrStien: No.
<Djoric> DrStien: onl;y for grammar and spelling
<DrStien> and seriously still 8000km streaches from Iceland to Antarctica
<Djoric> elsewise, make a post about it in the discussion thread
<Vampire> Dr s can you tall me about
<MacLeod> I edited a few Series I articles, and Zyn asked me to Stahp.
<DrStien> djoric does that sound reasonable tho?
<Vampire> Scp 053
<DrStien> i get that series 1 are kinda the no no zone of our site
<DrStien> but still
<MacLeod> What about it, Vampire?
<MacLeod> The only changes I made were typos; Zyn still said Stahp,
<DrStien> that seems silly
<DrStien> but ok
<Vampire> I been work on her
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<kaktus> hey vampire
<Djoric> Vampire: okay, yeah, no
<Djoric> ops
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<kaktus> How old are you?
<MacLeod> Well, it wasn't on an official basis or anything.
<bluesoul> .tell rumetzen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRGz1b9M9u0
<Djoric> ah, kaktus already beat me to it
<Alexandra> bluesoul: I'll pass that along.
<Alexandra> bluesoul: Hail Mary Mallon - Jonathan (Official Video) - length 3m 55s - rated 4.95/5.0 (1070) - 42 447 views - therealrhymesayers on 2014.09.09
<Riemann> Hm?
<Vampire> Me
<Riemann> Hiiii
<kaktus> Vampire Aye, you.
<kaktus> Can you tell me, please?
<DrStien> sup kaktus
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<RobWatson> kaaaaktus
<Vampire> Kati's
<theresult> Hello
<kaktus> Vampire I need you to answer my question, please.
<Riemann> That's not a number, Vampire :(
<Viatrixa> Your age was asked
<kaktus> Guys
<Riemann> Viatrixa, we got this yo
<kaktus> please do not backseat mod.
<Vampire> Ok
<kaktus> Vampire last chance, I need a number
<kaktus> How old are you?
- Riemann is a maths major, he knows what numbers are and everything
<RobWatson> let ops do th- my internet is so slow
<Viatrixa> Apologies!
<RobWatson> Riemann you're a physics mayor don't lie
<Riemann> I'm both gosh darn it
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<Vampire> One min ok
<Viatrixa> Riemann , I admire that greatly (no ass kissery) because I have bad dyscalculia
<DrStien> thats rough
<RobWatson> :3
<kaktus> Vampire it's a number.
<DrStien> why not go for a minor
<Viatrixa> Numbers and math fascinate me
<Viatrixa> Mostly because I can't understand them
<Riemann> They fascinate me toooo
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<RobWatson> lol
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<Djoric> Math is basically just black magic the moment you move beyond basic algebra
<The_Result> hi
<MacLeod> Fun fact: the first time I came here, I nearly faced the banhammer because I was on my phone like a derp.
<Riemann> Huuuush Djoric
<kaktus> Hi The_Result
<DrStien> the idea of a double major has always scared the crap out of me
<Djoric> Granted, business and economics are also black magic
<Riemann> DrStien, the difference between a physics major and a maths major at my uni is one class
<DrStien> really?
<Viatrixa> I read about the Millenium Prize Problems.
<Viatrixa> That kind of made my head ache.
<MacLeod> Djoric: No, math isn't Black Magic because people can actually practice Black Magix.
<Riemann> They tend to do that
<DrStien> I don't have a good idea of other majors
<The_Result> hey, what do you guys think of this SCP i wrote (read "the shifting factory" : http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/the-result-s-sandbox
<DrStien> MAcLeod nice
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<kaktus> Vampire, welcome back.
<Vampire> Ps
<Vampire> Thx you
<kaktus> Vampire, can you tell me your age, now?
<Riemann> That's still not a number
<RobWatson> Riemann u
<Vampire> Ok
<Viatrixa> Didn't Riemann himself actually have some conjecture?
<kaktus> Vampire that is not a number either.
<kaktus> I just need a number.
<Vampire> I ma 30
<kaktus> You are not 30.
<RobWatson> I decide r is a number and you cannot do anything about it
<DrStien> oh and djoric last time ill poke the subject but bottom line advice is simply "read more SCP" stuff right
<Riemann> The Riemann-Zeta Hypothesis is the most famous
<kaktus> Try again
<Djoric> yes
<Vampire> Yea
<DrStien> thanks
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<Viatrixa> Hmm, hypothesis not conjecture then I guess
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<The_Result> Vampire types like a 10 year old.
<kaktus> Vampire I do not believe that a 30 year old would act like you have thus far.
- kaktus has kicked The_Result from #site19 (Please do not backseat mod.)
<Vampire> Lol
<kaktus> Vampire one last shot, I need a number.
<kaktus> And I need you to not lie.
<Vampire> No I ma not a 10 old
<kaktus> How old are you?
<DrStien> well djoric I'll give your stories a look
<DrStien> then I'll see if I can't see into a few others
<Vampire> I ma 30 old
<MacLeod> DrStien: DO EEEET!
<kaktus> Vampire Ok, is English your first language?
<Vampire> I like you kaktus
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<kaktus> Vampire You'll like me more if you answer my questions.
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<Vampire> Yea
<DrStien> I had a neat idea for a strike team that would be made up of previous test subjects but im not sure if I could transfer that story to a GOI
<kaktus> Vampire Question, who was Bill Clinton vice president for?
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<DrStien> cant that be searched pretty easily?
<Soulless|Dreamin> night guys
<Soulless|Dreamin> See y'all on the other side
<DrStien> night yo
<Scantron> DrStien: That's the idea
<Viatrixa> G'night!
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<Vampire> Cool kaktus
<Scantron> but it's something a bot wouldn't be designed to parse and handle
<kaktus> Vampire, I think you might be a bot, or trolling.
<kaktus> Either way, I'm going to give you a permanent ban. If you'd like to appeal it, you can do so in #site17.
<DrStien> bots?
<kaktus> If I am mistaken, please let us know.
<DrStien> people would make a bot for that?
<kaktus> Otherwise, I don't want you to be a disruption in chat any longer.
<theresult> hey you guys, I have a SCP idea and i was hoping to get your opinion.
<Vampire> Kaktus my I. Call you baby
<RobWatson> go for it nab
- kaktus sets ban on *!*@FC5B88AE.39EE82A9.E0013ECE.IP
<DrStien> to just poke chat rooms?
- kaktus has kicked Vampire from #site19 (kaktus)
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