Came into 19 and was acting okay, but having some nick trouble. Then, rejoined as "bigcok". Procyon kicked; I argued perhaps that a misunderstanding had happened. Further confusion and a self-contradiction-filled conversation in 17 later and staff consensus, including myself, agreed that he was just a troll. Keep in mind that at one point, he was offered just a 24-hour ban if he could rectify his behavior, but he figured he could talk his way out of it.
Sep 14 14:47:08 * Nickname (moc.rr.ser.anilorac.07BE33A7-CRInys|tibbiM#moc.rr.ser.anilorac.07BE33A7-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
Sep 14 14:47:14 <Conwell> Hey Len
Sep 14 14:47:19 <Fiestasheep> I meant it like- I've seen your name somewhere outside of the staff-list
Sep 14 14:47:21 <Dr_Leonard> Hi Conwell :)
Sep 14 14:47:24 <Nickname> Is this stuff real?
Sep 14 14:47:33 <Roget> no
Sep 14 14:47:34 <Fiestasheep> I did see you on the staff list. But I swore I saw you somewhere else…
Sep 14 14:47:34 <Conwell> Dr_Leonard: Whats new
Sep 14 14:47:37 <Dr_Leonard> No it's not.
Sep 14 14:47:47 <Roget> we're all paid actors for a large media congolmerate
Sep 14 14:47:52 <Dr_Leonard> Conwell: Nothing much. Got friendzoned by a girl I like.
Sep 14 14:47:55 * Dr_Leonard boo-yah
Sep 14 14:47:55 <Fiestasheep> The SCP foundation is a collaborative urban fiction site.
Sep 14 14:47:56 * Nickname has quit (Quit: Nickname)
Sep 14 14:47:57 <AndarielHalo> Who's paying you?
Sep 14 14:47:59 <Roget> we're actually an elaborate advertising campaign for air jordans
Sep 14 14:48:01 <Smapti> We are? Then where's my check, Roget?
Sep 14 14:48:04 <AndarielHalo> I wanna get paid by a large media conglomerate
Sep 14 14:48:04 <Mandos> @andarielHalo, I'm just going to assume that its the are we cool yeti
Sep 14 14:48:10 <Smapti> If I find out you've been holding out on me…
Sep 14 14:48:12 <Dr_Leonard> .tell MrRonin: Thanks, but I won't need it.
Sep 14 14:48:12 <Alexandra> Dr_Leonard: I'll pass that along.
Sep 14 14:48:17 <AndarielHalo> No
Sep 14 14:48:19 <Dr_Leonard> Wait, this stuff /isn't/ real?
Sep 14 14:48:19 <AndarielHalo> it's Tab 4
Sep 14 14:48:19 <Eskobear> Nickname: None of this is real. It is a fiction writing website.
Sep 14 14:48:27 <Conwell> Dr_Leonard: Tough luck champ.
Sep 14 14:48:30 <Mandos> ah, litterally tab 4
Sep 14 14:48:34 <Dr_Leonard> Haha, aye
Sep 14 14:48:36 <Fiestasheep> It isn't Dr_Leonard .-. I don't think we may even pretend it's real
Sep 14 14:48:39 <Eskobear> Also, heads up, I'm kicking the next person who suggests it's real.
Sep 14 14:48:42 * S (moc.rr.ser.anilorac.07BE33A7-CRInys|tibbiM#moc.rr.ser.anilorac.07BE33A7-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
Sep 14 14:48:54 <Dr_Leonard> FiestaSheep: I know ;)
Sep 14 14:48:56 <Smapti> Nothing here is real. Not even us.
Sep 14 14:48:57 <Eskobear> S: The SCP Foundation is a creative writing website. It is not real.
Sep 14 14:48:58 <Fiestasheep> Yeah. Esky immediately provided proof :3
Sep 14 14:49:07 <Mandos> @eskobear, i've been telling a few new friends about this site. two of them thought it was real.
Sep 14 14:49:10 <S> Haha ok thanks
Sep 14 14:49:15 <Eskobear> it happens sometimes
Sep 14 14:49:20 <Smapti> Suggestion, Mandos; make smarter friends.
Sep 14 14:49:22 <Dr_Leonard> Mandos: You have very gullible friends.
Sep 14 14:49:25 <Mandos> i was telling them about the lizard
Sep 14 14:49:32 <Vith> The SCP wiki is also not real. We are all illusions. Writing is only an illusion
Sep 14 14:49:35 <Mandos> its my fiance's roommate
Sep 14 14:49:42 * S is now known as Guest33648
Sep 14 14:49:45 <Mandos> and some friend of a friend
Sep 14 14:49:47 <Fiestasheep> I actually thought this entire thing was real when I first saw this XD
Sep 14 14:49:53 * ProcyonGone is now known as ProcyonLotor
Sep 14 14:49:54 <Dr_Leonard> …
Sep 14 14:49:57 <Fiestasheep> Oh- How stupid I was then
Sep 14 14:50:08 <Vince> Fiestasheep: but we are real. The stories are just fictional.
Sep 14 14:50:09 <Vince> XD
Sep 14 14:50:19 <Fiestasheep> The site is real indeed
Sep 14 14:50:22 <Guest33648> :O
Sep 14 14:50:36 <Vith> Vince, we are not real. Wikidot is not real either… THE INTERNET IS NOT REAL
Sep 14 14:50:36 <Fiestasheep> Anyway. Guest33648. Are you new here? If so: Welcome!
Sep 14 14:50:38 <vezaz> ,seen zyn
Sep 14 14:50:39 <Alexandra> vezaz: zyn was last seen 1 day, 21 hours ago saying: Later guys.
Sep 14 14:50:49 <Dr_Leonard> Zynja'd
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Sep 14 14:51:09 * Dr_Leonard stole that joke from Crayne
Sep 14 14:51:11 <vezaz> you fucked up fiestasheep
Sep 14 14:51:17 * Bigcok (moc.rr.ser.anilorac.07BE33A7-CRInys|tibbiM#moc.rr.ser.anilorac.07BE33A7-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
Sep 14 14:51:17 <Fiestasheep> What? ;-;
Sep 14 14:51:25 <vezaz> scared off guest33648
Sep 14 14:51:26 <Bigcok> Hey
Sep 14 14:51:26 <Smapti> ops
Sep 14 14:51:30 <Dr_Leonard> Ops
Sep 14 14:51:30 * Fiestasheep curls into a ball
Sep 14 14:51:32 <Fiestasheep> Sorry ;-;
Sep 14 14:51:32 <AndarielHalo> I could go for a big coke right about now
Sep 14 14:51:35 * ProcyonLotor has kicked Bigcok from #site19 (nice try)
Sep 14 14:51:40 <Fiestasheep> I'll just roll into that corner
Sep 14 14:51:43 <alenny> Sheep don't fiesta. It ain't natural
Sep 14 14:51:45 <Smapti> Would you like fries with that, AndarielHalo?
Sep 14 14:51:50 <AndarielHalo> Yes I Would
Sep 14 14:51:51 * Fiestasheep rolls into a cramped corner and cries :D
Sep 14 14:51:59 <Smapti> Too bad. We're out of fries.
Sep 14 14:52:05 <Dr_Leonard> Smapti's working in a fast food place now? Man, I am /so/ there!
Sep 14 14:52:20 * Dr_Leonard applies for job at Smapti's fast food restaurant
Sep 14 14:52:21 * Smapti actually ran a fast food place for three years
Sep 14 14:52:21 * vezaz (ten.enilnotpo.nyd.4A55D5FE-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.enilnotpo.nyd.4A55D5FE-CRInys|tibbiM) has left #site19
Sep 14 14:52:26 <Fiestasheep> "Man. This site is crazy with a side order of fries" -Ross scott 2013
Sep 14 14:52:33 <Vith> Smapti is a food restaurant
Sep 14 14:52:40 * Dr_Leonard replaces Smapti
Sep 14 14:52:42 * Bigcok (moc.rr.ser.anilorac.07BE33A7-CRInys|tibbiM#moc.rr.ser.anilorac.07BE33A7-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
Sep 14 14:52:48 <Smapti> ops
Sep 14 14:52:55 <Eskobear> okay
Sep 14 14:52:56 <Eskobear> hang on
Sep 14 14:52:56 <Dr_Leonard> Ops! Ops!
Sep 14 14:52:56 <Bigcok> My chat keeps messing up
Sep 14 14:52:59 <Fiestasheep> .ch To order fries, To not order fries
Sep 14 14:52:59 <Alexandra> Fiestasheep: To order fries
Sep 14 14:53:02 <Eskobear> bigcok: let me walk you through this
Sep 14 14:53:08 <Eskobear> you type /nick NEWNICK to pick a new name
Sep 14 14:53:11 <Fiestasheep> Okay. Give me some fries ^_^
Sep 14 14:53:12 <Eskobear> but that's not going to be okay here
Sep 14 14:53:19 <Eskobear> since it sounds like a troll name
Sep 14 14:53:29 * SoundChaserAway is now known as SoundChaser
Sep 14 14:53:29 <Bigcok> me?
Sep 14 14:53:34 <Eskobear> Yeah
Sep 14 14:53:49 <Eskobear> Just some name that's fairly unique and doesn't say "big cock".
Sep 14 14:53:51 <Bigcok> No thats my real name. From india
Sep 14 14:53:53 <Vith> I suggest changing it to bigfries
Sep 14 14:53:57 <SoundChaser> …
Sep 14 14:54:08 <Eskobear> In that case, it's /inadviseable/ to use your actual name on the Internet.
Sep 14 14:54:13 <Fiestasheep> *HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES*
Sep 14 14:54:14 <Eskobear> We've had users be hacked before by doing that.
Sep 14 14:54:14 <SoundChaser> You're a dumbass for using your real name
Sep 14 14:54:22 * Bigcok is now known as bigcok
Sep 14 14:54:30 <Eskobear> That's…not what i had in mind.
Sep 14 14:54:32 <bluesoul> that's not an indian name you guys :|
Sep 14 14:54:35 <Eskobear> Just an alias for the Internet.
Sep 14 14:54:39 <Dr_Leonard> For the record, Bigcok is not a name in any language I've ever heard of
Sep 14 14:54:45 <AndarielHalo> if anything, it'd be Turkish
Sep 14 14:54:50 <SoundChaser> bluesoul: my life is a lie
Sep 14 14:54:51 <Fiestasheep> Dr_Leonard. It is actually a last name
Sep 14 14:54:51 <Vith> bigfries is a better name
Sep 14 14:54:54 <bigcok> my name is bigcok manjabhi
Sep 14 14:54:56 <Dr_Leonard> Oh
Sep 14 14:54:59 <Dr_Leonard> Pfft
Sep 14 14:55:07 <Fiestasheep> I do not know if I should show the link I googled.
Sep 14 14:55:17 <Vith> what is it?
Sep 14 14:55:19 <Dr_Leonard> PM?
Sep 14 14:55:39 <Fiestasheep> Is it considered NSFW if amongst the google results there are 'procreation videos'?
Sep 14 14:55:40 <Tesseract> So
Sep 14 14:55:40 <Dr_Leonard> Oh, actually, no
Sep 14 14:55:49 <Vince> Vith: probably what you'd expect from googling "bigcok"
Sep 14 14:55:53 <Dr_Leonard> …Do you mean porn?
Sep 14 14:55:53 * bigcok is now known as VishnuMyBitc
Sep 14 14:55:58 <Eskobear> …
Sep 14 14:56:01 <Tesseract> My english TP just asked me to what amusement parks rides I've never been, and now I have to write about them
Sep 14 14:56:05 <Fiestasheep> Yes Dr_Leonard. I was trying to be a bit polite .-.
Sep 14 14:56:11 <Dr_Leonard> Is okay
Sep 14 14:56:12 <Dr_Leonard> Haha
Sep 14 14:56:13 <SoundChaser> Fiestasheep: tag it nsfw and you';re fine
Sep 14 14:56:21 <Fiestasheep> Tagging? In chat?
Sep 14 14:56:23 <Tesseract> How the fuck am I supposed to write about amusement park rides if I've never been to an amusement park in my life
Sep 14 14:56:27 <Dr_Leonard> There was that Polish corporation that printed a porn star on the cover of it's maths books
Sep 14 14:56:33 <Smapti> Well, ladies and gentlemen, I believe we've finally met the lead writer of The Love Guru.
Sep 14 14:56:34 <Tesseract> Nice.
Sep 14 14:56:36 <Dr_Leonard> Make it up
Sep 14 14:56:38 <Vith> Lol
Sep 14 14:56:39 <Tesseract> The Poles know what up
Sep 14 14:56:39 <Eskobear> VishnuMyBitc, how about nicks that don't include cursing at popular religious figures?
Sep 14 14:56:41 <AndarielHalo> She was fully clothed, though
Sep 14 14:56:44 <SoundChaser> Just say "NSFW" by the link
Sep 14 14:56:47 <AndarielHalo> and looking like a math student
Sep 14 14:57:01 <Dr_Leonard> Yep
Sep 14 14:57:02 <Fiestasheep> Kthen
Sep 14 14:57:02 <Eskobear> Just something unique and identifiable but not necessarily making a statement. Like everybody else in here.
Sep 14 14:57:03 <Jabonicus> http://i.imgur.com/k59M2L7.gif The way she catches it at the end is priceless
Sep 14 14:57:10 <Tesseract> You know
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Sep 14 14:57:20 <Tesseract> Just today I dreamed I got a Polish citizenship.
Sep 14 14:57:20 <Fiestasheep> WARNING: NSFW LINK https://www.google.nl/?gws_rd=ssl#q=Bigcok NSFW LINK :WARNING
Sep 14 14:57:37 <Dr_Leonard> Well, I'm not at work, what could be the harm?
Sep 14 14:57:41 * SlobbyCohk (~moc.rr.ser.anilorac.07BE33A7-CRInys|tibbiM#moc.rr.ser.anilorac.07BE33A7-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
Sep 14 14:57:43 <Dr_Leonard> OH GOD
Sep 14 14:57:44 <Tesseract> You forgot the flashin colours on every letter
Sep 14 14:57:45 <Smapti> …
Sep 14 14:57:48 <Vith> lol
Sep 14 14:57:49 <Fiestasheep> Fiestasheep is a statement on it's own ;)
Sep 14 14:57:51 * bluesoul sets ban on *!*@synIRC-7A33EB70.carolina.res.rr.com
Sep 14 14:57:52 <SoundChaser> Yep, you;re good. Just don't spam them
Sep 14 14:57:52 <Smapti> You're not even TRYING, dude.
Sep 14 14:57:57 * bluesoul has kicked SlobbyCohk from #site19 (Enough already.)
Sep 14 14:59:39 * Slobbycohk (~moc.rr.ser.anilorac.07BE33A7-CRInys|tibbiM#moc.rr.ser.anilorac.07BE33A7-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site17
Sep 14 14:59:47 <Slobbycohk> Hi
Sep 14 14:59:58 <Eskobear> Hi. Do we need to explain the ban?
Sep 14 15:00:14 * Slobbycohk has quit (Quit: Slobbycohk)
Sep 14 15:00:25 * Your_Name_Here (moc.rr.ser.anilorac.07BE33A7-CRInys|tibbiM#moc.rr.ser.anilorac.07BE33A7-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site17
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Sep 14 15:00:41 <Your_Name_Here> Yes please. Sorry my chat keeps going out and i refresh
Sep 14 15:00:47 <Eskobear> Right.
Sep 14 15:00:48 <Eskobear> You're using random offensive language and attributing it to a foreign culture in the hopes we don't ban you.
Sep 14 15:00:52 <Vince> .whois Your_Name_Here
Sep 14 15:00:52 <Eskobear> We, uh, did.
Sep 14 15:00:57 <Vince> er.
Sep 14 15:01:04 * ProcyonLotor hands vince gold medla
Sep 14 15:01:07 <Eskobear> If you can not do that, we can consider unbanning you in 24 hours. But you were well warned and the process was well explained to you.
Sep 14 15:01:50 <Your_Name_Here> No i am indian. I not understand why cannot say thing about religion
Sep 14 15:02:10 <bluesoul> where do you live?
Sep 14 15:02:30 <Your_Name_Here> Nepal
Sep 14 15:02:34 <bluesoul> right now? nepal?
Sep 14 15:02:46 <Your_Name_Here> Yes man
Sep 14 15:03:21 <bluesoul> so. you're on TWC internet in north/south carolina
Sep 14 15:03:41 <bluesoul> right now you seem like an incredibly low-effort troll
Sep 14 15:03:52 <Eskobear> Yeah, we can see your approximate geophysical location from your hostname, which you can't disguise and which follows you wherever you go.
Sep 14 15:04:21 <Your_Name_Here> Yes im visiting my family in charlotte North Carlina. My sister vinitha is living here
Sep 14 15:05:03 <Your_Name_Here> What is low effort trol
Sep 14 15:05:45 <bluesoul> we've told you your name is inappropriate and you've just changed to names that are inappropriate in other ways
Sep 14 15:05:45 <Your_Name_Here> Sorry i dont understanding all english
Sep 14 15:06:27 <ProcyonLotor> Well, even if you're being earnest then, this is an exclusively English-language chatroom.
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Sep 14 15:07:00 <Youre> I dont mean to offend
Sep 14 15:07:29 <Youre> My name are meant for me and not you to be mad
Sep 14 15:07:44 <ProcyonLotor> I find names like "VishnuMyBitc" unlikely to have any other purpose, personally.
Sep 14 15:08:01 <Youre> Are you a follower of vishnu?
Sep 14 15:08:06 * Vennings is now known as Bennings
Sep 14 15:08:23 <ProcyonLotor> I am not, but I still try to make sure any gross impropriety with religious figures is kept out of chat.
Sep 14 15:08:56 <ProcyonLotor> I'm not a religious man, but I wouldn't care if a Christian did "JesusMyBitc" or a Muslim did "MohammedMyBitc"
Sep 14 15:08:56 <Youre> Well no worris then, as bitc isnt word
Sep 14 15:09:05 <ProcyonLotor> It's Bitch with the h chopped off
Sep 14 15:09:10 <Eskobear> How do you know what is and isn't a word in English?
Sep 14 15:09:12 <ProcyonLotor> Please don't patronize me.
Sep 14 15:09:39 <Youre> I dont. What is patronize
Sep 14 15:10:51 <Youre> I applegize for my name it wasnt for to get mad
Sep 14 15:11:06 <ProcyonLotor> Then what was it for, pray tell?
Sep 14 15:11:08 <bluesoul> what was it for, then?
Sep 14 15:11:41 <Youre> My name is for identify.
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Sep 14 15:12:31 <ProcyonLotor> And why did you make your identity alternatingly obscene and offensive to people?
Sep 14 15:12:32 * Dread is now known as DreadLindwyrm
Sep 14 15:12:52 <ProcyonLotor> I know the purpose of a name, I do not understand the purpose of yours specifically.
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Sep 14 15:13:32 <Youre> No at first put my name. You say no. I put an alternate name, you say no. I put vishnu in my name and boom banning
Sep 14 15:13:53 <bluesoul> no, you were banned when you changed your name to Slobbycok
Sep 14 15:14:11 <ProcyonLotor> As far as I can tell, Bigcok is not a name anyone has ever had, ever.
Sep 14 15:14:18 <bluesoul> but let's start with this. how old are you and do you even know what #site19 is intended for?
Sep 14 15:14:20 <ProcyonLotor> Yes, I looked it up.
Sep 14 15:14:52 <Youre> No it was slobbycohk and my name is bigcohk weter you know on internet or no
Sep 14 15:15:28 <ProcyonLotor> you told us a different name earlier.
Sep 14 15:15:30 <ProcyonLotor> Nice try.
Sep 14 15:16:08 <Youre> My parents give me this name and you say 'its not real name.' Well i dont need this site if you going say my name isnt rel
Sep 14 15:16:15 <ProcyonLotor> "<bigcok> my name is bigcok manjabhi"
Sep 14 15:16:18 <ProcyonLotor> We have you on record.
Sep 14 15:16:47 <Youre> Ye my name is bigcohk manjabhi
Sep 14 15:16:52 <Youre> What about
Sep 14 15:17:14 <Youre> My sister is vinitha manjabhi
Sep 14 15:17:16 <ProcyonLotor> …Alright. Now I have proof you're lying. With op agreement, you're banned for 24 hours.
Sep 14 15:17:20 <ProcyonLotor> Don't come back until then.
Sep 14 15:17:24 * ProcyonLotor has kicked Youre from #site17 (ProcyonLotor)
I think any reasonable analysis would suggest that sufficient due process was given here.
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<Vinitha> why
<Bennings> Roget: "the core of an active volcano No metallic" You're missing a full stop.
<Bennings> Oh god.
<Roth> Roget: I'm not sure. Maybe early next week… maybe ;; I'm too scared to write halp
<Vinitha> why did you ban my brother?
<Roget> Roth just get a start on it and I'll take a pass over
<Roth> Roget: eeahhsklsd Okay.
<Roget> Roth: do you have the idea that I proposed written down someplace
<Roget> because I don't remember it all
<Vinitha> hello?
<Roth> Roget: Its in the chat or I've got the basics down in my sandbox
<Roget> Roth do you have the logs of it saved anyplace
<ProcyonLotor> Vinitha: You/Your brother were banned for trolling.
<Vinitha> Eskobear
<ProcyonLotor> We gave you/him many reasons to explain themselves, which they failed to do to any satisfactory degree.
<Eskobear> Vinitha, there's zero part of me that is convinced that you're someone else.
<ProcyonLotor> ^
<Eskobear> You're being permabanned for trolling. You may appeal this ban in a year.
<Roth> Roget: No but I remember what it is.
<Roget> Roth okay
<Vinitha> why was he banned for trolling? did he hack you? did he spam?
<Roget> cool
<Eskobear> Take some dignity on your way out and leave under your own power, or get banned in here too.
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