User SuperCatPrincess has recently spammed up the discussion thread for SCP-096, replying to very old comment chains with inane posts such as:
What would happen if you had a time machine, and you looked at his face then went back in time. Forward would totally screw you, he would just wait there until you showed up
I think this article shows the reason why the Shy Guys in Mario always wear masks.
I've been to times square the place is fucking crowded
No, SCP-096 would join Starfleet, become captain of a ship, and proceed to the point at maximum warp.
So he can accurately react to "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
Given that they've got a history of posting spammy stuff on Series I discussion threads, I'm recommending membership revocation.
Edit: Some other comments from them… I really get the feeling they're underage.
SCP-207
I'm a fan of Dragon Ball Z, and I call this stuff "Liquid Kaioken" because of the similarities. Kaioken increases speed and strength, but if you are Kaioken too long, you get physical strain. I wonder if there are also different levels of SCP-207.
Also, you know what would kind of be the ultimate drink to drink before a fight? A mixture between SCP-207 and a stamina potion.
SCP-280
What's SCP-280's least favorite video game?
Super Mario Sunshine.
SCP-154
What if the site where they contain this had been destroyed, and they put a Hunger Games arena where it use to be, and Katniss just happens to… nevermind, just a thought.
SCP-096
What would happen if SCP-096 and Medusa made eye contact?
SCP-173
What if Jeff the Killer (who has no eyelids, for you non-nerds) just got in front of 173 and sat there like "Stop. Hammer time. Can't touch dis da na na na, na na, na na."
Or maybe it's a Klingon.
SCP-970
If they found out how this worked, maybe we'd finally be able to make a portal gun.
