SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Mon, 25 Oct 2021 17:53:54 +0000

Context: a user have the name of Joe Biden as their username.

Limeyy — Aujourd’hui à 19:48
does being an american president constitute unacceptable offsite behavior?

3 Yossi 5 2 1 Possi 3 (dvorak)
another one!?

Xiddartha Alonne — Aujourd’hui à 19:48
… you mean as "Another user called Joe Biden" or "Another Biden??" ?

3 Yossi 5 2 1 Possi 3 (dvorak) — Aujourd’hui à 19:48
latter

Edna P. Granbo — Aujourd’hui à 19:49
New discussion for aht, does being the president count as harrasment.

3 Yossi 5 2 1 Possi 3 (dvorak) — Aujourd’hui à 19:49
aht banned for allowing obama to drone strike children

stormspooken — Aujourd’hui à 19:49
If Joe Biden is so good why is there no Joe Biden two

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Fri, 28 May 2021 17:50:01 +0000

[+] content notes: nsfw language, onceler, baudrillard

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May 28 18:26:41 <+Secretary_Helen> Riemann: [18/25] the whole onceler-incest thing from tumblr is a pretty good example of simulacra and the hyperreal
May 28 18:26:49 <@Riemann> I stand by that
May 28 18:26:56 <@cybersqyd> what does that even mean
May 28 18:27:00 <@Dr_Kens> lmao
May 28 18:27:07 <@Riemann> how long do we have
May 28 18:27:31 * cybersqyd considers
May 28 18:27:34 <@cybersqyd> two hours?
May 28 18:28:19 <@Riemann> ok
May 28 18:28:20 <@Riemann> so
May 28 18:28:27 <@Riemann> are you familiar with the recent remake of The Lorax
May 28 18:28:39 <@Riemann> by Illuumination studios
May 28 18:28:47 <@cybersqyd> uhhh not really no
May 28 18:28:51 <@cybersqyd> like i am aware it exists
May 28 18:29:01 <@Riemann> that's gonna make this more difficult
May 28 18:29:03 <@cybersqyd> and that it has some characters, including one called onceler
May 28 18:29:08 <@Riemann> are you familiar with the original onceler
May 28 18:29:09 <@cybersqyd> but that's about the extent of my knowledge
May 28 18:29:12 <@cybersqyd> also no
May 28 18:29:23 <@Riemann> ok well
May 28 18:29:26 <@Riemann> I mean
May 28 18:29:28 <@Riemann> I
May 28 18:29:33 * Riemann flails
May 28 18:29:40 * cybersqyd maces
May 28 18:29:45 <@Riemann> then none of this is gonna make sense!
May 28 18:30:00 <@cybersqyd> probably not no
May 28 18:30:11 <@cybersqyd> i do know what a simulacra is if that helps
May 28 18:30:30 <@cybersqyd> and also what hyperreality is
May 28 18:30:58 <@Riemann> those are both well explained by this whole onceler thing
May 28 18:31:03 <@Riemann> but if you don't know what that is then
May 28 18:31:05 <@Riemann> grumble grumble
May 28 18:31:15 <@Riemann> OK
May 28 18:31:16 <@Riemann> SO
May 28 18:31:22 <@Riemann> IN THE ORIGINAL LORAX
May 28 18:31:23 <@Dr_Kens> penis
May 28 18:31:29 <@Riemann> THE ONCELER REPRESENTS FACELESS CORPORATE GREED
May 28 18:31:32 <@Riemann> HIS FACE IS NEVER SEEN
May 28 18:31:40 <@Riemann> AND HE IS DEPICTED AS AN OLD MAN FULL OF REGRETS
May 28 18:31:52 <@Riemann> IN THE ILLUUMINATION STUDIOS ADAPTATION
May 28 18:31:58 <@Riemann> THEY MAKE HIM A SOFT FUCK BOY
May 28 18:32:13 <@Riemann> inexplicably
May 28 18:32:18 <@Dr_Kens> I was not expecting Riemann to scream "soft fuck boy" in chat but I"m here for it
May 28 18:32:38 <@Riemann> people on tumblr got really hot and bothered by this
May 28 18:32:42 <@Riemann> and as they are want to do
May 28 18:32:49 <@Riemann> began shipping the onceler with people
May 28 18:32:54 <@Riemann> and herein lies the problem
May 28 18:33:10 <@Riemann> the onceler is the only person in that movie that is an adult human
May 28 18:33:16 <@Riemann> which makes shipping inherently difficult
May 28 18:33:45 <@Riemann> so people began shipping the onceler with… himself. The past onceler and the future onceler started getting shipped
May 28 18:33:48 <@Riemann> until that got boring
May 28 18:33:55 <%Hex> .aq Riemann THEY MAKE HIM A SOFT FUCK BOY
May 28 18:33:56 <+Secretary_Helen> Hex: *Jots that down on her clipboard* Gotcha, I'll remember they said that.
May 28 18:34:04 <&DrBleep> What
May 28 18:34:11 <@Riemann> and then people started developing alternate universe oncelers to ship together
May 28 18:34:16 <&DrBleep> I
May 28 18:34:19 <@cybersqyd> hey bleep
May 28 18:34:26 <@Riemann> so you'd have original onceler and some, like
May 28 18:34:29 <@cybersqyd> riemann is teaching us about onceler, hyperreality and simulacra
May 28 18:34:31 <@Riemann> alternate onceler
May 28 18:34:31 <@Dr_Kens> DrBleep: welcome
May 28 18:34:32 <%Hex> Riemann: You lost me after "THEY MAKE HIM A SOFT FUCK BOY."
May 28 18:34:41 <&DrBleep> I'm just
May 28 18:34:46 <@Riemann> and this is where we enter the desert of the hyperreal, my friends
May 28 18:34:50 <@cybersqyd> it's important staff business
May 28 18:34:57 <@Riemann> eventually, people start shipping alternate oncelers with each other
May 28 18:35:07 <&DrBleep> Right, for once I actually would rather participate in 19
May 28 18:35:22 <@Riemann> the original onceler is no longer involved, and people are just trading in references to references
May 28 18:35:30 <@Riemann> there is no original copy, only copies of copies
May 28 18:35:37 <@cybersqyd> Bleep: would you prefer we moved this elsewhere?
May 28 18:36:14 <@Riemann> we have moved beyond the sfb part and we are now largely into the theory discussion
May 28 18:36:26 <@cybersqyd> sfb?
May 28 18:36:35 <@Riemann> it is an acronym
May 28 18:36:39 <@Riemann> for the onceler
May 28 18:36:47 <@cybersqyd> oh soft fuck boy
May 28 18:36:47 <@Riemann> I will not be more explicit
May 28 18:36:49 <@Riemann> >:(
May 28 18:36:53 <@cybersqyd> i will
May 28 18:37:01 <@Dr_Kens> lmao
May 28 18:37:11 <@Riemann> anyways
May 28 18:37:34 <@Riemann> Baudrillard defines hyperreality as "the generation by models of a real without origin or reality"
May 28 18:37:45 <&DrBleep> cybersqyd I do not care tbh, I'm more baffled than uncomfortable
May 28 18:37:46 <@Riemann> which is to say, signs and representations without an original reference
May 28 18:38:01 <@Riemann> this is what shipping alternate oncelers essentially is - a hyperreality
May 28 18:38:24 <@Riemann> where the sign, which is in this case, the alternate oncelers, exist without reference to the original concept - the original onceler
May 28 18:38:32 <@cybersqyd> Bleep: fair; uh it mostly happened cos i got curious about a riemann quote and then they went on a big tear to explain it
May 28 18:38:48 <&DrBleep> cybersqyd sounds about right
May 28 18:38:55 <@Riemann> you told me we had two hours
May 28 18:38:58 <@cybersqyd> i did
May 28 18:38:59 <@cybersqyd> and we do
May 28 18:39:02 <@cybersqyd> or well i do
May 28 18:39:10 <@Riemann> I am actually no longer working so that I can describe this lol
May 28 18:39:12 <@cybersqyd> i'm not complaining about the big tear, just y'know, explaining it
May 28 18:39:32 <@Riemann> and to the point of the simulacra
May 28 18:39:55 <@Riemann> Baudrillard defines four steps to the reproduction of the simulacra
May 28 18:40:00 <@Riemann> (1) basic reflection of reality, (2) perversion of reality; (3) pretense of reality (where there is no model); and (4) simulacrum, which "bears no relation to any reality whatsoever"
May 28 18:40:39 <@Riemann> (1) the onceler, (2) shipping the onceler with his future self, (3) shipping the onceler with alternate oncelers, and (4) only shipping alternate oncelers together
May 28 18:41:05 <@cybersqyd> … i am impressed at how much sense this makes
May 28 18:41:23 <@Riemann> kinda freaky, isn't it
May 28 18:41:28 <@Dr_Kens> This is incredible.
May 28 18:41:45 <@cybersqyd> yes
May 28 18:41:50 <@cybersqyd> thank you for this riemann
May 28 18:41:51 <@Dr_Kens> Helen, play Despacito
May 28 18:41:53 --- cybersqyd gives voice to Riemann
May 28 18:41:54 <@Dr_Kens> .y despacito
May 28 18:41:55 <+Secretary_Helen> Dr_Kens: Luis Fonsi - Despacito ft. Daddy Yankee - length 4m42s - 44278497↑5039447↓ - 7367405814 views - LuisFonsiVEVO - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

Re: In which we start the culinary discourse. (Chicago Deep Dish is not a pizza, y'all are whack.)

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 17:13:36 +0000

Kens is finally right about something, deep dish """"""""""""pizza"""""""""""" is an abomination. Thin crust or bust!

Re: In which we start the culinary discourse. (Chicago Deep Dish is not a pizza, y'all are whack.)

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 20:07:55 +0000

u r all banninated with da biggest ban of da world

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 18:39:36 +0000

Can we tell them about coddle

Re: In which we start the culinary discourse. (Chicago Deep Dish is not a pizza, y'all are whack.)

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 18:39:15 +0000

This is why I don’t use the fuckin forums I hate this cursed site

Re: In which we start the culinary discourse. (Chicago Deep Dish is not a pizza, y'all are whack.)

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 18:38:31 +0000

You’re wrong. Pizza should go cronch cronch

^{And my favourite is plain cheese :)}

Re: In which we start the culinary discourse. (Chicago Deep Dish is not a pizza, y'all are whack.)

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 18:37:10 +0000

You’re wrong. Pizza should go cronch cronch

_{And my favourite is plain cheese too}

Re: In which we start the culinary discourse. (Chicago Deep Dish is not a pizza, y'all are whack.)

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 17:01:01 +0000

Thin crust is way too crunchy, medium level crust gives it a nice chew and a solid handle to grab the slice from.

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 15:59:43 +0000

American staff are now banned from posting opinions on food in this thread.

DEEP DISH PIZZA IS PIZZA

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 15:28:51 +0000

How can some of y'all have such wrong opinions

Re: In which we start the culinary discourse. (Chicago Deep Dish is not a pizza, y'all are whack.)

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 15:06:09 +0000

The only valid pizza types are deep dish and thin crust. That mid level crust you call normal is an abomination.

Re: In which we start the culinary discourse. (Chicago Deep Dish is not a pizza, y'all are whack.)

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 14:06:47 +0000

And if that's the fate you've chosen, you shall perish upon that hill as so many others have done before. The Dish of Deepness is not "pizza" I tell you!

*Raises sword above head in an executioners' position anime style whilst their body appears on screen as only a silhouette.*

Edit: I realized I accidentally capitalized "pizza" and my grammar twitch was really bothering me, so I had to fix it.

Re: In which we start the culinary discourse. (Chicago Deep Dish is not a pizza, y'all are whack.)

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 13:10:44 +0000

Chicago Deep Dish is pizza, and that is my hill to die on.

Re: 🎵 A little bit of Pasta in My Pie 🎵

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 19:16:29 +0000

ARD and gee, I will unmake you.

Re: 🎵 A little bit of Pasta in My Pie 🎵

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 18:31:45 +0000

🎵 Like a big pizza pie / That's amoreeeeeeee… 🎵

🎵 A little bit of Pasta in My Pie 🎵

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 18:29:35 +0000

2:07 PM uraniumempire: @TSATPWTCOTTTADC you made a good point but my mind immediately jumped to "what's the most out there position scp staff can be canceled for"
2:08 PM uraniumempire: "scp staff support lysenkoist agrarian practices"

2:18 PM The Pighead: I will probably be cancelled one day because I've said that I'm not in agreement that the Sonic licence is a shithole like many people say.

2:23 PM gee0765: there is no fucking world in which you can convince me that chicago deep dish should be considered pizza
2:24 PM bleep196: Oh no, you're going to aggro Procy
2:24 PM Dr_Kens: http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-894493#post-4925879
2:24 PM Dr_Kens: The discourse has been published
2:25 PM The Pighead: The name "Chicago Deep Dish" makes me think more about fish than pizza, but I know nothing about American cuisine, so…
2:25 PM ARD: Chicago deep dish is actually a western open faced bao using their native ingredients(edited)
2:25 PM ARD: Tomato and milk
2:25 PM Dr_Kens: ARD out here with the real hot takes
2:26 PM gee0765: if someone served me this i would assume it was quiche
2:26 PM ARD: https://twitter.com/hellenus/status/1231610410568040448?s=20
2:26 PM gee0765: and then i'd bite into it and decide it was actually shitty pie
2:26 PM morg (cybersqyd): oh no
2:26 PM ARD: Chicago deep dish is lasagna pie
2:27 PM Naepic: what the fuck
2:27 PM gee0765: i feel like the actual pasta is a defining part of lasagna

In which we start the culinary discourse. (Chicago Deep Dish is not a pizza, y'all are whack.)

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 18:24:45 +0000

Tuomey: maybe someone will cancel me for saying the british monarchy is bad
uraniumempire: "scp staff are anti-assad western chauvinists"
uraniumempire: "scp staff prefer dubs to subs"
morg (cybersqyd): you have gone too far this time ue
uraniumempire: i mean
Tuomey: > "scp staff prefer doms to dubs"
uraniumempire: i'm planning on playing Like A Dragon w/ the english dub
morg (cybersqyd): i was joking dw
uraniumempire: if onyl because if this is the first mainline dub in years, they must have included it for a reason
morg (cybersqyd): i have no strong feelings on dub vs sub
uraniumempire: and i hear good things about the acting
morg (cybersqyd): ooo
Dr_Kens: This would cause greater discourse in our community than whether or not Chicago deep dish is a casserole or a pizza
Dr_Kens: it's a casserole you heathens
uraniumempire: casserole is baked to be floaty and airy
TSATPWTCOTTTADC: Where does that fall in SSS space? https://saladtheory.github.io/ https://flowingdata.com/2018/12/17/soup-salad-sandwich-space/
uraniumempire: if CDD isn't a pizza, it's a breadbowl soup
Dr_Kens: MORE TO THE DISCOURSE PILE
uraniumempire: anyways
Dr_Kens: @TSATPWTCOTTTADC God now we're doomed
uraniumempire: CDD fulfills the cultural and culinary niche of a pizza
uraniumempire: and is often eaten as one
uraniumempire: it's therefore a pizza
TSATPWTCOTTTADC: There's also the STSTSSCC categorization gradient:
morg (cybersqyd): scp staff dissolved in 2021 following a heated argument about whether cdd is a pizza or a four dimensional hypercube compressed into 3 dimensions
Dr_Kens: But it does not fit the structural definition of a pizza, so it is not a pizza.
bleep196: God dammit
bleep196: GOD DAMMIt
Dr_Kens: Hi Bleeps
Naepic: CDD
Naepic: that's not a fucking pizza, that's a pie
uraniumempire: the big problem with this list is that it's extremely american-centric
uraniumempire: is CDD eaten with a fork?
Dr_Kens: Yes
Naepic: yes
uraniumempire: like
uraniumempire: i'm sure when the chinese debate this they use wildly different categories
Naepic: you can eat CDD with a spoon
morg (cybersqyd): i've never had a proper cdd pizza and that makes me sad
uraniumempire: okay fair point
Soulless: man what is the chinese hot dog is a sandwich
TSATPWTCOTTTADC: We do not need an INT incident over (arguably)pizza
uraniumempire: yeah no CDD is pizza-flavord pie
Naepic: i'm fine with that compromise
Dr_Kens: What is a dumpling vs a bao
Naepic: DON'T YOU FUCKING START
Soulless: ah fuk don't do that
Dr_Kens: LMAO
uraniumempire: SEE WHAT I MEAN
Soulless: bao is whatever mom calls a bao

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 06:33:32 +0000

<@taylor_itkin> Dr_Kens: oi
12:17 PM D<@Dr_Kens> oi
12:17 PM <@taylor_itkin> Tell me to get out of the shower
12:17 PM I haven’t taken my meds yet so my brain isn’t letting me function
12:17 PM C<@cybersqyd> D:
12:17 PM WWRS, taylor
12:17 PM <@taylor_itkin> Hi sqyd lol
12:17 PM What is WWRS
12:17 PM D<@Dr_Kens> taylor_itkin: Get the fuck out of the shower and go take your meds
12:17 PM C<@cybersqyd> What Would Riemann Say
12:18 PM D<@Dr_Kens> don't make sic sqyd on you through the shower
12:18 PM <@taylor_itkin> Riemann would say something like “ooga booga physics and math”
12:18 PM C<@cybersqyd> Riemann would say "I hate that you are in the shower you should not be"
12:18 PM <@taylor_itkin> No I’m pretty sure he’d say “ooga booga physics and math”
12:18 PM C<@cybersqyd> Riemann, through tears: get out the shower, please, im begging you
12:18 PM D<@Dr_Kens> lmao
12:20 PM C<@cybersqyd> taylor for real though you should go take meds so you can function
12:20 PM → @Riemann (opped) joined
12:20 PM R<@Riemann> ooga booga physics and math
12:20 PM C<@cybersqyd> speak of the devil
12:20 PM ⇐ @Riemann quit (wogsalG.oT.yadyrevE.resolC|eireiR#wogsalG.oT.yadyrevE.resolC|eireiR) Connection closed
12:20 PM C<@cybersqyd> D:
12:20 PM <@taylor_itkin> UDGEKWBUEOEEJDH
12:21 PM C<@cybersqyd> u okay there
12:22 PM D<@Dr_Kens> lmao

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 21:52:28 +0000

4:49 PM Dexanote: Taylor I'm ordering you to focus on class.
4:49 PM] taylor_itkins: @Dexanote i literally can't because my professor is playing tuba into a microphone he made out of a pencil and it isn't working

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 15:21:17 +0000

10:17 AM Riemann: @Naepic what does pot of greed do
10:17 AM Naepic: It makes you smoke weed
10:17 AM Naepic: Thats why they call it pot of weed now
10:18 AM Dr_Kens: bruh, this is dank as shit
10:18 AM Dr_Kens:
10:18 AM Many Meats:
@Riemann
@Naepic what does pot of greed do
10:19 AM Naepic: It makes you draw two bricks
10:19 AM Naepic: Meanwhile your opponent draws an ftk

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 02:04:36 +0000

6:28 PM taylor_itkin: regardless it applies
6:35 PM Corvus: You have failed me for the last time Taylor
6:40 PM taylor_itkin: thats fine
6:40 PM taylor_itkin: i want to die
8:57 PM Mann: Don't worry, Taylor, I'm sure it's just hyperbole.
8:58 PM Mann: Even in death, you'd still find a way to fail him.
8:59 PM bleep196: YIKES
9:00 PM Yossi: HOLY SHIT

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 16:42:39 +0000

Context deliberately ignored.

I'm a big fan of rabies
but hepatitus is also pretty great

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Sat, 23 Jan 2021 22:55:38 +0000

I think we should ban being thirsty for ARD
or being thirsty around ARD
or, wait
We could cut out the middle man, and just ban ARD
maybe just ban ARD
You’ll have to ban all of else
yeah
easiest fix
can we ban not being thirsty for ard
e z p z
croq no
well we'd basically just loose, uh

Riemann checks notes

me, Kens, and LadyKatie
and Mal
p much
very small pool
ban McB too
Riemann: was that the list of people not thirsty for ARD?
yup
thank all the gods
every single fucking one of them
it's a distressingly small list
wait what did i do to not be on the ard simp list
simp for ard
clearly
…fair
Alas, McB, it was not quite clear at the time how many bridges you burned the day you made that decision.
was it ever truly a choice
Yes.
Yes it was.
See aforementioned list of people not thirsty for ard
It absolutely was
Don't blame humanity for your simping

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 00:01:15 +0000

4:38 PM bleep196: I am currently glaring at/giving my HEK 293T cells a strong glare because they were starting to come up off this 6 well plate
4:38 PM bleep196: after I changed the fucking media
4:38 PM bleep196: God I hate 293T's
4:39 PM Riemann: those are my least favourite of the type of thing they are
4:39 PM Riemann: I wish they were more like my favourite
4:41 PM bleep196: Chinese hamster ovary cells and C2C12s? Stubborn resilient fuckers. HEK293T's? Breathe wrong and they come off the plate.
4:41 PM Riemann: This does sound familiar to me
4:53 PM bleep196: My boss has me weak when I told her what happened during the transfection
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757761666711683195/801932615942537246/unknown.png
4:59 PM Yossi: im struggling to follow this conversation
4:59 PM Dexanote: Bleeps making Mewtwo out of hamster ovaries and spite
5:00 PM nk: Bleep based
5:04 PM Dr_Kens: This is why I work with inorganic materials
5:04 PM Dr_Kens: The only things that fuck me over are electrons.
5:04 PM Dr_Kens: Cause fuck electrons.
5:04 PM Dr_Kens: All sparky and shit
5:04 PM Dr_Kens: Oh, and atoms. Thinking they matter.
5:04 PM Dr_Kens: Get out of here.
Dr_Kens
Oh, and atoms. Thinking they matter.
5:05 PM Yossi: you sly fucker
5:05 PM Dr_Kens:
5:06 PM DrMagnus: Kens, you absolute fuck.
5:06 PM DrMagnus: Give me back my office fan remote.
5:06 PM DrMagnus: I know you have it.
5:10 PM Riemann: big fan of electrons
5:12 PM Dr_Kens: Mango
5:12 PM Dr_Kens: no
5:12 PM Dr_Kens:
5:14 PM DrMagnus: D:< You want me to STAND UP?! LIKE A PEASANT?!
5:15 PM DrMagnus: I already can't yell at the robot spy in my office to turn it on, and now you want me to rise?
5:15 PM Dr_Kens: I'll antagonize you in a bit
5:15 PM Dr_Kens: I have to make another cal

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 19:39:52 +0000

2:33 PM uraniumempire: shout-out to the dude who posted the "oil floats on water" copypasta into the survey
2:33 PM bleep196: wat
2:34 PM uraniumempire: shout out to the user who, when prompted what the most underread and underrated pieces of 2020 were, posted the whole-ass "oil floats on water" troll physics copypasta into the response fields
2:35 PM bleep196: Incredible
2:35 PM morg (cybersqyd): chad
2:35 PM TSATPWTCOTTTADC: idk, that one is pretty well known
i wouldn't count it as underrated
2:35 PM bleep196: lmfao
2:36 PM Tombstone: it hasn't received a hugo yet

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 19:24:13 +0000

12:31 PM taylor_itkin: Uh, guys…
12:31 PM taylor_itkin: https://www.tomorrowtides.com/discordtobeshutdownby20222.html
Discord to be shut down by 2022
After receiving multiple lawsuits and complaints over issues about child safety on the platform, Discord CEO Jason Citron announced his resignation.
12:31 PM taylor_itkin: @bleep196
12:31 PM taylor_itkin: Might wanna read this
12:31 PM Dr_Kens: lmao it didn't play for me
12:31 PM Dr_Kens: cause I have adblock.
12:32 PM Riemann: Wait how are we going to have an official SCP Discord now?
12:32 PM taylor_itkin: I know
12:32 PM bleep196: I AM NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN, GO FUCK YOURSELF
12:32 PM taylor_itkin:
12:33 PM Dr_Kens:
12:33 PM Riemann: it's actually taylor in the shower
12:33 PM taylor_itkin: LOL
12:33 PM bleep196: It already got me twice, never again
12:34 PM taylor_itkin: LMAO
12:34 PM Dr_Kens: Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on tay. Fool me thrice, profit.
12:37 PM The Pighead: have not clicked Ha.
12:47 PM ocuin: fuck that got me
2:18 PM Light: you MONSTER
2:21 PM bleep196: Light fell for it

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 18:53:40 +0000

I can't believe I got Z-lined and didn't notice

Meanwhile, in opchat

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 18:17:30 +0000

+ show block

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 18:09:14 +0000

In which staff are underage

1:03:30 PM <@Fourier> I come back and sssc is horny
1:03:35 PM <@taylor_itkin> Mayd: ^
1:04:22 PM <@Mayd> Well
1:04:23 PM <@Mayd> yes
1:04:24 PM ⇐ @RockTeethMothEyes, @LadyKatie, @taylor_itkin, %MalyceGraves, @Lily, &Modern_Erasmus and &DrMagnus quit
1:04:24 PM ⇐ @RockTeethMothEyes quit (ylwols.klaw.dna.yawa.kool|452603diu#ylwols.klaw.dna.yawa.kool|452603diu) Z-lined: Underage
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1:04:27 PM <@Mayd> Welp
1:04:41 PM <@Mayd> Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1:04:48 PM <@Mayd> UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1:05:03 PM <@Corvus> Are we horny in here
1:05:08 PM <@Mayd> Always, Corvus
1:05:08 PM <%naepicfael> lmao what the fuck
1:05:10 PM <@Mayd> But
1:05:11 PM <@Mayd> like
1:05:19 PM <@Mayd> We just had 8 people z-lined for being underage
1:05:34 PM <@Fourier> huh
1:05:39 PM <@Corvus> Oh uh
1:05:41 PM <@Corvus> Whoops
1:05:45 PM <@Fourier> Who would have guessed that Mal and Erasmus were underage
1:05:49 PM <@Fourier> not me
1:05:56 PM → @taylor_itkin (opped) joined
1:05:58 PM <@Fourier> saw the taylor thing coming though
1:05:59 PM <@Mayd> Damn
1:06:02 PM <@ARD> We’re finally taking out Lily huh
1:06:12 PM <@Mayd> Who knew that Magnus, the 30yo software engineer was underage

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Fri, 18 Dec 2020 19:40:23 +0000

me, sipping puerh from a porous clay pot while cleaning my porcelain tiny tea brewing cup over here
oh wait I'm not asleep
drink mountain dew straight from the tap like civilized people!

You are now known as Spokky_toxin

fuck

You are now known as Spooky_tocin

You are now known as Spooky_toxin

.gis you tried star
SpecterOfXmasFuture: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/010/566/060.jpg - You Tried | Know Your Meme
don't @ me
Spooky_toxin is a hard name
we can't, it's too hard for us to type

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 10:04:39 +0000

Nothing will be better than this. We can close the Wiki and stop making artistic things now, thank you, all, art have reached its peak.

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 01:37:11 +0000

It has been done.

Open the Art

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 23:09:22 +0000

Honestly I can be pretty reliably reached at 4 am :P

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 22:48:25 +0000

Bleep asked me to post this.

taylor_itkin
Corvus I’d like to speak to you at some point, actually.

Corvus
Whenever

taylor_itkin
I’m in class rn

Corvus
Whenever

Mann
It's four in the morning. The raccoon cradles its full belly as it lazes back in the mound of filth in the dumpster that serves as its most recent bed. Life is good. Suddenly, there is a clattering and shaking as the lid of the dumpster is lifted open and falls against the back of the bin. Silhouetted is the vague shape of a human. "Is this a good time?" asks Taylor.

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 04:22:07 +0000

TheMightyMcB: taylor_itkin: silence, bottom
taylor_itkin: yes daddy
taylor_itkin: ho
taylor_itkin: oh god
taylor_itkin: I regret it
taylor_itkin: immediately
TheMightyMcB: Riemann: schrodingers sarcasm
taylor_itkin: kick me
taylor_itkin: im so sorry
taylor_itkin: please kick me
TheMightyMcB has kicked taylor_itkin (uwu)
Riemann: that's going on snippets
taylor_itkin has joined (klaw.tceps.er|637242diu#klaw.tceps.er|637242diu)
ChanServ has changed mode: +o taylor_itkin
taylor_itkin: I regretted it *so much*
TheMightyMcB: Riemann: yes
taylor_itkin: Riemann:
taylor_itkin: .gis screaming cart
Secretary_Helen: taylor_itkin: [not the right thing, taylor] - A Screaming And Mad Cyclops and Hot Dog Cart On A Sidewalk …
taylor_itkin: no
Teratophobia: taylor, the appropriate reponse now is "harder daddy!".
taylor_itkin: .gis sceaming car
Secretary_Helen: taylor_itkin:[still wrong, taylor] - Sandwell 'kidnapping': Hunt for screaming woman 'dragged into car …
taylor_itkin: NO
taylor_itkin: .gis screaming cat
taylor_itkin: FUCK
Secretary_Helen: taylor_itkin: [there we go :)] - Screaming cAt | Funny animal memes, Funny pictures, Animal memes
Riemann: lol
taylor_itkin: yeah it can go in snippets
taylor_itkin: kill me

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 18:31:45 +0000

chogs 4 lyfe

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 18:29:56 +0000

but the chat shit needs its own thread
with actual logs
yeah
chogs
if you will
I fucking won't
you're a fucking chog
chlogs
final offer
that works
Have you considered: : lats
no i hate it

Riemann has changed mode: +b *lats*@*

i'll add the appeal logs to O5 if no one else it
is*
you mean the chlogs
i thought it was the lats?
no we banned lats
did you not see
ogs-chay
christ
there are reasons we can't have nice things and then there are reasons the concept of nice things starts to buckle

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 04:03:30 +0000

In which I tell a joke:

23:53 → •Riemann (opped) joined
23:53 <•MalyceGraves> Penis.
23:56 <•Riemann> MalyceGraves: that's not a penis joke
23:57 <•MalyceGraves> Riemann: It's just hard to understand
23:57 <•Riemann> MalyceGraves: now that was a penis joke :p

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 19:44:12 +0000

+ In which I finally flimflam the crow

Re: In which Tuomey is very not poggers

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 12:57:30 +0000

I'd like to note, for the record, my support of Tuomey deciding to stab anyone who uses "pogchamp" or "poggers" unironically.

In which Tuomey is very not poggers

Mon, 27 Jul 2020 19:51:52 +0000

These kids have like an aversion to listening
when they are misbehaving call it cringy
and when they behave call it "poggers"
okay so gee ruined it
trust me they'll love you
Tuomey: You're not being very poggers right now
good
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/e76mZmDppMo/hqdefault.jpg
the person I know who uses that word the most annoys the shit out of me
plus it sounds weirdly british
like old-school fucking enid blyton shit
everyone I've heard unironically say poggers I've interacted with not by choice
time to start saying poggers

Wogglebug (~ainavelggow.ellivelggow.grebelggow|gubelggoW#ainavelggow.ellivelggow.grebelggow|gubelggoW) has joined

bro you just posted cringe you are going to lose subscriber
heeeeell
that's the opposite of poggers
this is the least poggers
ur all terrible
that's not very pogchamp of you Wogglebug

Tuomey just starts stabbing motherfuckers

In Which I became a drug dealer then a Navy Seal

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 00:32:53 +0000

(8:08:02 PM) ***DrBleep offers Niles drugs
(8:08:04 PM) DrBleep: errr
(8:08:06 PM) DrBleep: Hugs
(8:08:07 PM) DrBleep: HUG
(8:08:08 PM) DrBleep: HUGS
(8:08:12 PM) AbsentmindedNihilist: Ocrevus
(8:08:14 PM) AbsentmindedNihilist: looooooooool
(8:08:15 PM) DrBleep: GOD DAMMIT
(8:08:38 PM) DrBleep: Somebody fucking snippet that
(8:09:05 PM) Corvus: Shit bleep, you holding?
(8:09:08 PM) Corvus: I need a guy
(8:10:48 PM) DrBleep: Corvus you bastard, of course you would ask. God, I'm on a list now. Hi NSA
(8:11:21 PM) Corvus: I'll pay 200% sell me drugs
(8:18:54 PM) DrBleep: Fuck of crow
(8:19:00 PM) DrBleep: I don't have drugs
(8:19:06 PM) DrBleep: and I wouldn't enable you if I did
(8:19:17 PM) Corvus: Fucking narc
(8:20:05 PM) DrBleep: What did you call me? Why I'll have you know I'm an Ex Navy Seal
(8:30:33 PM) Tuomey: do you have over 300 confirmed kills
(8:30:46 PM) DrBleep: yes
(8:30:52 PM) Tuomey: o shit
(8:30:54 PM) DrBleep: 666 actually

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 03:13:30 +0000

I am not adding context.

YossiToday at 11:09 PM: Bread actually, when the doctors received you as a newborn, instead of finding bones, all they found were three live bees.

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Sat, 30 May 2020 22:03:36 +0000

In which plausible lies are told:

[14:47:48] 2030 .q Tuomey 1
[14:47:49] 19 weizhong: [1/120] In Ireland you can only marry a woman if you and your friends defeat her father and his friends/sons in a pub brawl
[14:48:08] 18<25Tuomey18> I like to tell americans fake things about Ireland sometimes
[14:48:10] 2030 Having never been to Ireland myself I can only take this to be fact
[14:48:23] 2030 See, you missed a perfect opportunity to convince me that this is true
[14:48:35] 2030 .q weizhong
[14:48:37] 19 weizhong: [1/4] rides off into the sunset on a flaming unicorn
[14:50:42] 2030 Tuomey, tell me another plausible Ireland fact and I'll tell all my friends that a real Irishman told it to me, so it has to be true
[14:52:01] 19 weizhong: while you can get citizenship if your grandparents had citizenship, if you were born in britain and invoking this right you have to recite a curse upon saxon colonialists in Irish
[14:53:04] 18<25Tuomey18> additionally the national anthem is pretty much straight up about killing brits
[14:54:31] 2030 I said plausible Ireland fact, not ingrained national DNA
[14:55:00] 18<25Tuomey18> I mean, one of those is literally true
[14:57:15] 2030 Yeah, I figured that the national anthem would also include protestants too

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Thu, 07 May 2020 11:38:24 +0000

6:33 AM <%Gee0765> before https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/H7ctRmhQ/IMG_4910.JPG
6:34 AM <@ChaoSera> Don't do it Gee
6:34 AM <%Gee0765> after https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/MGBVEsDA/IMG_4911.PNG
6:34 AM <@ChaoSera> Motherfucker

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 05:08:42 +0000

One evening, Raddagher was "totally baked"…

11:59 PM <@taylor_zzz> Raddagher
11:59 PM <@taylor_zzz> I’m sad
11:59 PM <%Weedagher> Why
11:59 PM <@RockTeethMothEyes> because snakes don't have arms
11:59 PM <%Weedagher> Is it because you have the plague
Sunday, April 5th, 2020
12:00 AM <@RockTeethMothEyes> which means they can't hug
12:00 AM <%Weedagher> Rtme you cant do this to me I'm so high and now I can't stop laughing
12:00 AM <@taylor_zzz> RockTeethMothEyes: some snakes have arms
12:01 AM <%Weedagher> THEY DO?
12:01 AM <@taylor_zzz> No
12:01 AM <@taylor_zzz> Lmao
12:01 AM <@taylor_zzz> No they don’t
12:01 AM <@RockTeethMothEyes> LMAO
12:01 AM <%Weedagher> FUCK YOU GUYS
12:01 AM <@taylor_zzz> I can not believe that fucking worked
12:01 AM <@taylor_zzz> I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT FUCKING WORKED
12:01 AM <@RockTeethMothEyes> I was so happy for a brief moment and I am now back in sad town

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Mon, 16 Mar 2020 00:31:26 +0000

It was at this moment that ARD realized, he fucked up

ARD is a dunce Lmapo

(8:27:57 PM) ARD: .05 a random day
(8:28:02 PM) ARD: .o5 a random day
(8:28:03 PM) Secretary_Helen: ARD: Disciplinary - TJKroeger - Racism in chat - http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-13151986 (Disc)
(8:28:04 PM) Secretary_Helen: ARD: WhoYouCallinAPinHead - Excessive lolrandom, disruption - http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-13144950 (Chat)
(8:28:05 PM) Secretary_Helen: ARD: Age Record - Chiefryla776 - Is 14. - http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-13133792 (Disc)
(8:28:06 PM) Secretary_Helen: ARD: Disciplinary - ShroomDispencer - http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-13132934 (Disc)
(8:28:07 PM) Secretary_Helen: ARD: Disciplinary - Jamessmithlol - http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-13131641 (Disc)
(8:28:08 PM) Secretary_Helen: ARD: Jamessmithlol - http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-13131347 (Chat)
(8:28:09 PM) Secretary_Helen: ARD: Age Record - GeekDictionary - Is 13 - http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-13128699 (Disc)
(8:28:10 PM) Secretary_Helen: ARD: Non-Disc Record - DarknessTheCelestial/Mr MGS - Possible sockpuppet, questionable behavior - http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-13128173 (Non-Disc)
(8:28:11 PM) Secretary_Helen: ARD: Non-Disc Record - Cason Scarce - Poor critique/not following forum rules - http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-13125789 (Non-Disc)
(8:28:11 PM) ARD: mfw
(8:28:11 PM) DrBleep: ARD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
(8:28:12 PM) Secretary_Helen: ARD: Non-Disc Record - John Roderick Lorica - Well-meaning but bad edits. - http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-13125223 (Non-Disc)
(8:28:14 PM) Secretary_Helen left the room (Kicked by ARD (ARD)).
(8:28:23 PM) DrBleep: OH MY GOD
(8:28:33 PM) DrBleep: This is getting snippeted
(8:28:34 PM) Tuomey: gj
(8:28:44 PM) ARD: DrBleep: it's hardly snippet worthy
(8:28:49 PM) ARD: this happens like twice a week
(8:28:51 PM) DrBleep: ARD it definitely is
(8:29:01 PM) DrMagnus: …
(8:29:05 PM) Modulum: once helen gets going you just can't stop her
(8:29:10 PM) DrMagnus: Yes, you can.
(8:29:12 PM) DrMagnus: She stops after 10 threads.
(8:29:13 PM) ARD: sorry magnus, had to think fast
(8:29:15 PM) Tuomey: "this happens like twice a week" is definitely snippet worthy git gud man
(8:29:17 PM) ARD: Oh lmao
(8:29:24 PM) DrBleep: Fucking dunce
(8:29:27 PM) DrMagnus: Also, you can't just invite her to the channel.
(8:29:32 PM) ARD: I don't think that fast
(8:29:33 PM) Secretary_Helen [~ydal.dna.dael.nori|telluBxiS#ydal.dna.dael.nori|telluBxiS] entered the room.
(8:29:38 PM) DrBleep: DrMagnus shhhhh it was worht a try

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Sun, 01 Mar 2020 22:51:18 +0000

mmmm im excited
this week is 4 years with my gf and we are doing fancy dinner things
ew straights
jk I hope you have a great time!
hope you two have a good one
I hope to hear all about it, unless it becomes saucy, then I definitely don't want to hear all about it
If it becomes saucy I want to hear all about it
guys its dinner
of course it will be saucy
I see what you did there

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Fri, 28 Feb 2020 03:26:22 +0000

10:04:26 PM <@Mayd> I'm suddenly getting remined that I would love to outfit a casket with like a proper lining and use it as a bed.
10:21:14 PM <@ARD> Why tf would you wanna sleep in a casket
10:21:25 PM <@Mayd> for the aesthetic, ARD
10:21:28 PM <@ARD> That shit’s cramped as hell
10:21:31 PM <@Mayd> why the hell else would I do anything
10:21:46 PM <@ARD> Can’t argue with that hustle

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Wed, 19 Feb 2020 02:07:12 +0000

20:58:03 <•DrMagnus> .exit
20:58:08 ⇐ •Secretary_Helen quit (~ydal.dna.dael.nori|telluBxiS#ydal.dna.dael.nori|telluBxiS) Connection reset by peer
20:58:29 <•DrMagnus> The message screwery should be fixed as well.
20:58:34 •Secretary_Helen (halfopped) joined
20:59:07 <•TheMightyMcB> magnusmagnusmagnus the bot is broken
20:59:14 the bot is broken what are we gonna do
20:59:20 magnusmagnusmagnus
20:59:29 THE BAWT
20:59:33 ← You were kicked by •DrMagnus
20:59:36 •TheMightyMcB (halfopped) joined
20:59:38 <•DrMagnus> Satisfying.

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Mon, 03 Feb 2020 11:06:09 +0000

The first "Recent Posts" in O5 talks about eating asses and booties.

Well, I wanted to say why this is not a bad thing, but nobody had volunteered for being my guinea pig partner for this experiment. Sad.

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Mon, 03 Feb 2020 01:24:04 +0000

You guys are the ones who assume that booty = ass.

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Mon, 03 Feb 2020 00:43:37 +0000

I hate all of you

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Sun, 02 Feb 2020 23:55:17 +0000

McMagnus Booty Gate 2020

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Sun, 02 Feb 2020 23:53:33 +0000

Bring us the chart, and wipe away the debt

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Sun, 02 Feb 2020 23:49:16 +0000

+ minor nsfw

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Sun, 02 Feb 2020 04:02:16 +0000

In which Soulless Claims ARD's Skin

hide

(10:51:15 PM) ARD: I know my Id is damn near personal record
(10:51:18 PM) TheMightyMcB: Fair
(10:51:21 PM) Soulless: ARD, and people are, understandably, extremely unhappy
(10:51:23 PM) TheMightyMcB: Totally fair
(10:51:26 PM) ARD: But I want to maintain SOME discretion
(10:51:43 PM) ARD: Unless my dick has been in your body I don’t want you to know my name
(10:52:27 PM) Soulless: ARD, excuse me wot
(10:52:32 PM) Tuomey: so those who fuck /you/ don't know your name?
(10:52:38 PM) ARD: Soulless: LOL
(10:52:42 PM) ARD: that’s drunk me speaking
(10:52:43 PM) Soulless: ARD, EXCUSE ME, WOT?
(10:52:53 PM) TheMightyMcB: Lmao
(10:53:00 PM) ARD: Sober me is willing to say “you shouldn’t know my name until we have met irl”
(10:53:14 PM) Bleepandroid [PI.6BFDDF87.F02F5544.720590BE|462414diu#PI.6BFDDF87.F02F5544.720590BE|462414diu] entered the room.
(10:53:14 PM) mode (+h Bleepandroid) by ChanServ
(10:53:18 PM) ARD: Drunk me is a lot more impulsive
(10:53:20 PM) Soulless: ARD, look I know my recruiter is a pretty nice person but I wasn't aware youw anted to dick him
(10:53:21 PM) TheMightyMcB: I for one appreciated the hyperbole for a laugh
(10:53:38 PM) ARD: Soulless: shy, bi, ready to die
(10:55:07 PM) Soulless: ARD, look, there's only one solution now to me knowing your name though
(10:55:29 PM) ARD: Well Soulless
(10:55:31 PM) Soulless: ARD, you're going to have to own a second penis
(10:55:37 PM) ARD: Not only do I know your name
(10:55:54 PM) AbsentmindedNihilist: wait wait what
(10:55:56 PM) ARD: I also know you once pinched me while I was about to fall asleep in a bean bag chair
(10:56:22 PM) Soulless: It wasn't a pinch, it was an examination of skin quality
(10:56:32 PM) Soulless: The way you check for dehydration and stuff
(10:56:56 PM) AbsentmindedNihilist: Soulless: you do the same thing with rats
(10:56:57 PM) ManyMeats: To see if he could wear it
(10:57:05 PM) Soulless: ManyMeats, well I mean
(10:57:14 PM) ManyMeats: No, I get it. We're on the same page
(10:57:22 PM) TheMightyMcB: It's not a question meats
(10:57:27 PM) TheMightyMcB: He could wear it
(10:57:32 PM) TheMightyMcB: But did he want to?
(10:57:37 PM) TheMightyMcB: That's the question
(10:57:40 PM) ManyMeats: Ah, fair correction
(10:58:32 PM) Soulless: I actually don't remember if I would've worn ARD's skin
(10:59:23 PM) Soulless: Maybe like as an accessory

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Mon, 06 Jan 2020 03:13:36 +0000

(10:11:11 PM) LadyKatie: Is part of being an adult being really happy to donate to causes that mean something to you?
(10:11:28 PM) ARD: weird flex but ok
(10:11:39 PM) LadyKatie: THE KOALAS NEED HELP ARD
(10:11:41 PM) LadyKatie: IT'S WHAT STEVE IRWIN WOULD WANT
(10:12:20 PM) Corvus: Yeah wow look at katie here with "things that mean things to her"
(10:12:31 PM) DrBleep: I'm snippeting that exchange
(10:12:38 PM) LadyKatie: Don't mock me or i won't crochet a scarf for you
(10:12:51 PM) Corvus: I'm not sure if I'm mocking you or ard or myself
(10:12:59 PM) LadyKatie: I MAKE THAT DECISION
(10:13:03 PM) Corvus: Probably kind of like some hypostatic union of all three

Re: SuperSecretStaffChat Snippet Thread

Mon, 06 Jan 2020 03:13:10 +0000

Make me.