7:25 PM <munki> yes hello
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7:25 PM <munki> i was told to visit this channel
7:32 PM <BoogeyMan23> so you're wanting to speak to staff for a ban appeal?
7:33 PM <munki> i dont speak to -o -v chatters
7:33 PM <munki> only + and @ pls
7:34 PM <JackIke> ops ^
7:34 PM <%minmin> what's up lol
7:48 PM <SpookyBee> yo munki, you've got a chatop waiting for you here.
7:50 PM <%minmin> i… i guess im not good enough
7:50 PM <%minmin> ;_;
7:50 PM <%minmin> my dad was right
7:50 PM — SpookyBee pets minmin on the back
7:50 PM <SpookyBee> it's ok
7:51 PM <JackIke> minmin: Hey, you were pretty quick, so you get a https://i.imgur.com/hpc54Mx.png
7:54 PM <munki> i'm beinf denied chat rights
7:54 PM <munki> being
7:54 PM <munki> for sharing a nick with someone you claim is a troll
7:54 PM <SpookyBee> Oop, there you go minmin.
7:54 PM <munki> i can change nicks i suppose
7:54 PM <munki> but ive never chatted here before
7:55 PM <munki> and wanted to discuss scps
7:56 PM <munki> from what i understand my nick is exceedingly common
7:57 PM <munki> its from an old 80s album
8:01 PM SpookyBee → SnoozleBee
8:01 PM <djkaktus> I mean
8:01 PM <djkaktus> your hostmask is pretty shitty tbh lol
8:01 PM <djkaktus> Even if the nick match is a mistake, you still done fucked up with that one.
8:02 PM <munki> what is that
8:02 PM <djkaktus> You don't know your own hostmask?
8:02 PM <munki> no i using a coworkers shell
8:02 PM <djkaktus> That's unfortunate, isn't it?
8:03 PM <munki> what is wrongwith it
8:03 PM <djkaktus> read this and tell me what you think is wrong with it
8:03 PM <djkaktus> > synIRC-E8E4215F.is.nigga.technology
8:03 PM <munki> why are you telling me this im here for the ops
8:04 PM <munki> im being denied chat rights
8:04 PM <djkaktus> > rights
8:04 PM <djkaktus> lol
8:04 PM <djkaktus> I'm telling you this because it's the middle of the night and nobody else is around
8:04 PM <munki> and im not believe why im banned
8:04 PM <djkaktus> You're banned because of this http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-866539/munki-m00nki
8:04 PM <munki> its only 2300 here
8:04 PM <djkaktus> But I can tell you right now you're almost certainly not getting in with that host lol
8:05 PM <djkaktus> did you know there are other places in the world with different times.
8:05 PM <djkaktus> Its crazy.
8:05 PM <munki> where are the rules
8:05 PM <munki> i want to see
8:05 PM <%TyGently> hello I am here
8:06 PM <munki> i did nothing wrong
8:06 PM <djkaktus> http://www.scp-wiki.net/chat-guide
8:06 PM <%jarvis> djkaktus: Chat Guide (written 8 years ago by Sophia Light; rating: +80) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/chat-guide
8:06 PM <djkaktus> I mean your host is still a pretty big issue homie
8:06 PM <djkaktus> that you still have not addressed.
8:06 PM <munki> ctrl-f hostname nothing
8:06 PM <%TyGently> djkaktus: I can take it from here
8:06 PM <munki> ??
8:07 PM <djkaktus> Mmmmm.
8:08 PM <munki> FINALLY an chatter with some bling to back up his chats
8:08 PM <munki> %
8:08 PM <djkaktus> lmao
8:08 PM <djkaktus> Alright Ty
8:08 PM <djkaktus> have at him.
8:08 PM <%TyGently> munki: your hostmask contains a racial slur, which is banned under "trolling" in the chat guide (and for reasons that should be obvious) so regardless of whether or not you are a separate person from the previously banned individual, you ain't getting in.
8:09 PM <munki> Trolling: Acting deliberately inflammatory. If you're doing it, you know you're doing it. If ops believe you're trolling and you don't think so, then you need to rethink your behavior. This includes targeting people or a group of people based on their gender, sexuality, race, etc.
8:09 PM <munki> i guess i dont see what deliberate
8:09 PM <munki> acting
8:09 PM <munki> i /j #site19
8:09 PM <munki> i get kb
8:09 PM <munki> so whats the deal
8:09 PM <%TyGently> "this includes targeting people or a group of people based on their gender, sexuality, race, etc."
8:09 PM <munki> ok but deliberate
8:10 PM <munki> is what im asking
8:10 PM <munki> so confuzing
8:10 PM <%TyGently> …going in with that hostmask, knowing it contains a slur, is deliberate.
8:10 PM <munki> how am i supposed to know this
8:11 PM <%TyGently> And, notably, the "deliberate" part isn't even extended to the last sentence.
8:11 PM <munki> i just try connect and join
8:11 PM <munki> this is whay i did after read some scp
8:12 PM <munki> ssh -p12080 51.254.34.203
8:12 PM <munki> irssi
8:12 PM <munki> /connect irc.synirc.net
8:13 PM <munki> /nickserv register
8:13 PM <munki> etc
8:13 PM <munki> /j #site19
8:13 PM <%TyGently> Right.
8:13 PM <munki> now im here because i am deliberate something
8:14 PM <%TyGently> I don't believe that you're not the person you were initially banned for being. And, additionally, I don't buy that you're not just wasting my time here.
8:14 PM <munki> and u link some chat court thing from mkre than 3yr ago
8:15 PM <munki> more*
8:15 PM <munki> like a 5char nick is unique on web
8:16 PM <munki> i dont believe you are considering my case in fairly way
8:16 PM <%TyGently> And, with the magic of chat court, that ruling is still in effect.
8:18 PM %TyGently banned *!*@synIRC-E8E4215F.is.nigga.technology (+b)
8:18 PM ← munki (ygolonhcet.aggin.si.F5124E8E-CRInys|iknum#ygolonhcet.aggin.si.F5124E8E-CRInys|iknum) was kicked by %TyGently: the power of chat court compels you

2:56 PM <ProcyonPing> Hail, horsedick
2:56 PM <Decibelle> hello Draek
2:56 PM <Decibelle> are you here to appeal your ban?
2:57 PM <Draek> Decibelle: i suppose so
2:57 PM <Draek> that's what it told me to do
2:57 PM <ProcyonPing> Well, uh
2:57 PM <ProcyonPing> Why should we let you back in
2:58 PM <Draek> i can't stop thinking about scp
2:58 PM <ProcyonPing> While that's flattering, I suppose, doesn't quite answer the question
2:59 PM <Draek> i mean that's why i wanted to go back
2:59 PM <ProcyonPing> Like, I mean, if you want to get anywhere here you're gonna have to convince me somehow that you won't change your name to say, StallionSchlong or PenedeCaballo or something within five minutes
2:59 PM <Draek> i never did that
3:00 PM <ProcyonPing> well, I was thinking you might want to branch out from "horsedick"
3:00 PM <Draek> i never named myself horsedick
3:00 PM <ProcyonPing> fine, horsepenor
3:00 PM <Draek> never named myself that
3:01 PM <ProcyonPing> well, you're free to say that all you like, but you both kind of tacitly admitted to it, and your hostmask came up as flagged
3:01 PM <ProcyonPing> So I'm not really going to entertain that argument, you see
3:01 PM <Draek> i didn't admit to being named horse dick
3:01 PM <Draek> i was banned from site19 before
3:01 PM <Draek> but not for that
3:02 PM <ProcyonPing> Oh, are you tarpsocks pretending to be horsedick
3:02 PM <ProcyonPing> If yes, bro, you are like
3:02 PM <ProcyonPing> a thousand times more banned than horsedick
3:02 PM <Draek> why
3:03 PM <Draek> i don't really recall doing anything that bad
3:03 PM <ProcyonPing> Somebody who identified as you leaked confidential logs in 19
3:03 PM <ProcyonPing> Really did seem quite a lot like you. I handled them myself.
3:03 PM <Draek> i don't recall doing taht
3:03 PM <ProcyonPing> Well, I do
3:04 PM <Nuke_Games> Good thing we keep records of things
3:04 PM <ProcyonPing> ^
3:04 PM <Dr_Kens> Like this… http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-866539
3:04 PM <ProcyonPing> http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-298761 and http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-866539
3:06 PM <ProcyonPing> And, even if those weren't you (which I don't believe for a second)
3:06 PM <ProcyonPing> In your original ban people suggest k-lining you
3:07 PM <Nuke_Games> (That's banning from the network)
3:07 PM <ProcyonPing> Yeah
3:07 PM <ProcyonPing> Like
3:07 PM <ProcyonPing> We call for one or two of those a year
3:07 PM <Hammerhead> 19 has confidential logs?
3:07 PM <ProcyonPing> Hammerhead, other chats do
3:07 PM <EldritchCyanide> Hammerhead: Confidential logs were /posted/ in 19
3:08 PM <Hammerhead> O I C
3:08 PM <MrAnakinSpecter> This isn't the time to discuss that here, really…
3:08 PM <ProcyonPing> He did not create the confidential logs but that's a whole separate clusterfuck that is more or less irrelevant here
3:08 PM <EldritchCyanide> Carry on, Procy, apologies.
3:08 PM <Draek> well i can see i'm not wanted
3:08 PM <ProcyonPing> Yep. Your appeal is denied.
3:08 PM <ProcyonPing> You can try again in a year, I guess.
3:08 PM <Nuke_Games> do you have anything funny to say before you go, Draek?
3:10 PM <MrAnakinSpecter> Or anything to say at all, really. It doesn't have to be funny.
3:10 PM Draek was kicked by Nuke_Games: I will take that as a no

<Barkleypupz>: i dont think sex mixes too well with SCP
<Kjeldoran0>: That makes sense, yeah
<Barkleypupz>: maybe that is just me
<Cook>: my girlfriend, since shes my age
<Dexa>: A couple of SCPs work
<BlackWing>: Barkleypupz: You're new, aren't you?
<T80>: And Voct, that sounds like a good idea.
<Cook>: this girl is only 18
<Cook>: and 4 years isnt a big difference but the redhead is all wrapped up in HS still
<Barkleypupz>: yeah i'm new
<BlackWing>: Cook: As long as you know it would be wrong, you know enough to not do something stupid.
<T80>: Bro. How can you question any of it? Redhead = GO FOR IT.
<Kjeldoran0>: Does anybody remember which SCP is the jug that creates a viscous substance that addicts ingestors?
<BlackWing>: Barkleypupz: You'll get used to it.
<Dexa>: Hello BarkleyPupz
<Barkleypupz>: soon to be a published SCP writer
<Dexa>: There are harmless perverts here, i'm sorry
<Cook>: I know it would be wrong, and thats why I hate having morals
<Dexa>: Oh? How'd you find the site?
<Doctor_Light>: Well, "published", but still, that's neat, welcome in Bark
<BlackWing>: No. Having morals is a good thing
<Kjeldoran0>: I'm a perv, but I'm not harmless :/
<ViktorM>: Dude don't have sex with her teenagers are gross
<BlackWing>: Means you wont fuck up and lose your current girlfriend you've known your whole life.
<ViktorM>: ^
<Kjeldoran0>: ^^
<T80>: Well, there's that.
*** tarpsocks is now known as barkz
<Dexa>: I don't recognize you Kjeldoran0
<BlackWing>: Viktor: She's 18. so it's legal.
*** Barkleypupz is now known as tarpsocks
<Voct>: Cook - wait, wait. You've got a 22-year-old gf and an 18-year-old is coming on to you, and you're wondering if you should go for the 18--year-old?
<Kjeldoran0>: I'm a noob as well, Dexa
<Voct>: although it's legal , it would be a BAD BAD BAD idea
<Voct>: a VERY bad idea
<ViktorM>: Still a teenager
<tarpsocks>: so my idea is basically a humanoid SCP
<Dexa>: …Ok…
<BlackWing>: Old enough to be convicted as an adult.
<tarpsocks>: self committed
<tarpsocks>: he is afraid of what his power can do
<Dexa>: Tarpsocks, I'm going to PM you, okl?
<BlackWing>: But yea, don't do something that ruins the g/f you have and known your whole life
<Dr_Agasa>: tarpsocks
<Kjeldoran0>: tarpsocks- did you read the rules on humanoid SCPs?
<Voct>: tarpsocks - are you ready to have your idea torn to shreds if …..
<Voct>: tarpsocks - careful.
<Cook>: yeah voct pretty much
<tarpsocks>: send me the rules
<Dexa>: HOLD ON, I'll PM with him
<Voct>: tarpsocks - we criticize harshly but fairly.
<Dr_Agasa>: tarpsocks, i asked you to tell me what was idea
<tarpsocks>: paste the rules in here
<Dr_Agasa>: you didn't tell me
<Voct>: tarpsocks - the rules and guidelines are on the site
<Voct>: tarpsocks - they're too long to paste in IRC. Read the pages.
<BlackWing>: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/how-to-write-an-scp
<Voct>: go read that
<Dr_Agasa>: tarpsocks, how did you find this site?
<BlackWing>: Click that tarpsocks
<Dr_Agasa>: tarpsocks, how did you find this site? THIS IS IMPORTANT.
<Kjeldoran0>: tarpsocks -not to be an ass, but you're supposed to read the rules before you try to create an SCP
<Cook>: yeah lol
<Voct>: tarpsocks - also, we wouldn't have SCPs that are "self-committed", because nobody outside the Foundation knows we exist
<Cook>: oh my god I farted and it smells really bad
<tarpsocks>: it isn't breaking any of these rules
<BlackWing>: Isn't God self-commited?
<Voct>: Cook - I recommend you kill youtself
<BlackWing>: Or has he been dropped?
<ViktorM>: I am lagging like no tomorrow jesus christ
<Dr_Agasa>: … God is… God.
<Voct>: BlackWing- oh, true. 343 is self-committed. But he's an exception.
<DrMann>: Tarp, why are you on? Weren't you banned?
<Dr_Agasa>: dude, that's GOD.
<Dr_Agasa>: ok?
<Voct>: DrMann - if he was, I didn't know about it.
<Tuomey>: He was banned?
<Voct>: Dr_Agasa - 343 is an exception
<tarpsocks>: no
<BlackWing>: Agasa: Just saying.
<ViktorM>: Tarpsocks's idea is an immortal human with heterochromatia and the Earth in one of his eyes
<Cook>: why should I kill myself
<Dr_Agasa>: DrMann: that's why i remembered him, now i remember!
<Soulless>: Meoooow
<tarpsocks>: also
<BlackWing>: Cook: Don't kill yourself
<tarpsocks>: there are puzzle pieces tattooed on his skin
<DrMann>: Hmm. Yes, yes you are.
<BlackWing>: Too messy and you might miss.
<tarpsocks>: and the tattoos move a bit every day
<T80>: ViktorM, don't forget his name was Shadow.
--- DrMann has banned *!*@synIRC-6F448B77.nullshells.net
<ViktorM>: That too
*** tarpsocks was kicked by DrMann (Buh-bye.)