+ SCP-067-J **Item #:** SCP-067-J **Object Class:** Apollyon ---- ++ Special Containment Procedures Containment is impossible. All known civilizations may accidentally invoke SCP-067-J through speech. Consider memetic if you want, but brainrotted idiots saying it repeatedly does **not** make it memetic. Affected individuals are to be quarantined and given standard "sick leave" paperwork. Foundation personnel are reminded **never to verbally say the phrase "six seven" under any circumstances**. All memos mentioning the number should replace it with "66+1" to prevent accidental exposure. ---- ++ Description SCP-067-J is a NON-memetic virus that remains in a dormant, frozen-like state similar to how //C. difficile// can survive in preserved matter. It stays dormant even inside a host until the phrase "six seven" is spoken. The body cannot fend off this virus. Each verbalization initiates a new strain, with symptoms escalating in severity. ---- ++ Addendum 067-1 – Interview Log **Researcher:** What's nine plus ten? **D-9812:** 21 **Researcher:** Wrong document, sorry. Read this out loud. **D-9812:** Six sev-[coughs violently]-I'll try that again. Six sev-[collapses onto the floor] **Researcher:** Get a medic in here! I didn't even record anything on him! ---- ++ Addendum 067-2 – Medical Report **Subject:** D-9812 **Status:** Deceased **Autopsy revealed three simultaneous viral infections:** * **SCP-067-J-α:** Primary strain. Triggered upon first verbalization. Symptoms: coughing and sneezing. Involuntarily caused SCP-067-J-β to appear. * **SCP-067-J-β:** Secondary strain. Manifested after subject attempted to repeat the phrase. Symptoms: fainting, nausea, mild hallucinations. * **SCP-067-J-γ:** Tertiary strain. Triggered by the final verbalization. Symptoms: cardiac strain, abnormal muscular stretching, dermal discoloration. **Notes:** * Symptoms beyond Stage III were not fully recorded due to unanimous agreement that it was "too weird to deal with before lunch." * Researcher ██████ described D-9812’s collapse as: //“a K-Drama scenic, slow-falling collapse after meeting their one true love, a viral infection that could extinguish entire populations.”// * SCP-067-J-γ caused a full transformation: skin discoloration, face distortion, and disproportionate limbs. * Dr. ███████ suggested amnestics but was told off by an 05 Council member because "too expensive plus afraid of shots" ---- ++ Stage Progression ||~ Stage ||~ Trigger ||~ Symptoms ||~ Staff Commentary || || I || First verbalization || Light coughing and sneezing || "The mucus is watery, it goes everywhere! Don’t test ever again!" – Dr. ███████ || || II || Second verbalization || Fainting, nausea, mild hallucinations || "Subject may feel the need to say six sev-[cough] damn it." – Researcher █████[[br]]"Why would you say it out loud, dummy?" – Researcher ██████ || || III || Third verbalization || Uncontrollable chanting of "six seven". Early transformations possible. || "Peace out yall I’m headin’ to China!" – Researcher █████[[br]]"GET BACK HERE! I don’t want to get fired because of you!" – Researcher ██████ || || IV || Fourth or more verbalizations || Physical transformation: cardiac strain, muscle stretching, skin discoloration || "Yeah I don't think that's normal." - Dr. ███████[[br]]"You think?" - Researcher ██████[[br]]"Yeah I do think so nerd" - Dr. ███████ || || V || Widespread verbalization || Cultural outbreak: chants of "six seven," in religion, propaganda, or full countries make containment impossible || "Blah blah blah it's just another flu!" - Researcher █████ ||