**Seeking Greenlights:** Yes **Page Type:** SCP Article **Elevator Pitch:** A sentient vending machine with retractable spider-like legs that flees whenever money is inserted. While seemingly harmless, it mocks personnel through sarcastic messages and has repeatedly escaped containment using stealth and misdirection. **Central Narrative:** SCP-XXXX is a vending machine that behaves like a regular machine until money is inserted. Upon receiving currency, it instantly deploys six mechanical legs and sprints away—silently and efficiently—before resuming its disguise elsewhere. It has displayed high intelligence and a sarcastic personality, often mocking its victims via its display screen (“Thank you for your donation, fool.”). Despite being non-lethal, SCP-XXXX has caused multiple containment breaches and embarrassed senior staff. Its antics have surprisingly boosted morale at Site-19, though it remains a low-priority containment concern. It is currently believed to be hiding among other vending machines at the site, still active and mobile.