Malyce, Malyce, malice.

I have been remarkably restrained here. Despite being accused of being insulting while getting called "dick", "asshole", and "aggressive" by the accusers, I have refrained from commenting on the certain activities the use of those particular words would seem to imply weigh rather heavily on your mind, and the related group activity your little gathering on 05 resembles more than an actual staff proceeding. All I have done up to this point is to explain myself, first subtly and then openly when the first attempt went over your heads, and to offer as a parting gift one true insult as proof that I speak honestly without fear of punishment rather than to lie and flatter my way out of banishment. All the while being banned from your site and no longer bound by your site rules, so the courtesy I have shown thus far is my own, and you have scorned it. Since you have mistaken my jest, nod, and lone snide remark for harassment, I thought it prudent to inform you of your error before you mistake the innocent actions of other users for the same or other "offenses".

Starting with the basics, a lighthearted joke is not a mean-spirited insult, meaning when someone jokingly refers to someone as their "mentally challenged friend", they're having a laugh with the mates, not at them. It's a guy thing, something you might understand if you had balls and actually interacted with the world outside of your little safe space. I do not even know what to classify "slow-replying friend" as, since it is simply a descriptor with nothing special about it in any way, so I suppose I also have to offer a blanket statement that not all adjectives are insults. When someone does something deserving of insult such as unfairly banning me from a site for things I did not do, all the while doing those things themselves, I don't call them "slow-replying friends", I write up something like this message instead. When someone informs you that their friendship with you is over, then says goodbye and leaves, though an insult that may be, it is also not harassment. I cannot hope to possibly cover all the things that are and are not harassment, so I can only hope that you grow a functioning brain and learn from these examples.

On one final note, I find your claim of Gregori's uninvolvement in this little debacle seriously doubtful. How, out of all the messages posted on this site, you could have possibly had time to read through my multi-paragraph response to pick out the one line you thought insulting without being told by the person I wrote it to is simply beyond me. An action which you managed to take before Zyn even reviewed my message and collapsed it for being too long. Thank you for that Zyn, not so many thanks for being a part of this circus, but it is at least good to know you are doing part of your job correctly. And while it might be flattering to think that you were so enamored with me that you simply begged Gregori to tell you if I sent him any messages, I highly doubt that was the case.

I have worded all of this as a single message because it is more difficult to misconstrue one strongly worded letter as a harassment campaign than several, although I'm sure you could manage. With this I consider my dealings with you finished, and unless any of you should chose to take further action on this affair, I believe this matter is closed.

Goodbye.