(9:14:58 AM) Polynomial: …..
(9:14:59 AM) Hexi: …. idiot
(9:15:17 AM) Hexi: like seriously NZ isnt for scp shit
(9:15:20 AM) Polynomial: hexi WHO YA CALLING IDIOT?
(9:15:24 AM) Polynomial: HUH?
(9:15:27 AM) Polynomial: HUH?
(9:15:35 AM) Hexi: shut up its too early for stupid
(9:15:37 AM) Tox: Polynomial: I understand you're just responding to prgamer, so to you, my message is less stern and more a friendly reminder
(9:15:48 AM) Polynomial: YA WANT ME TO BOX YAH IN>
(9:15:51 AM) Polynomial: HUH?
(9:15:53 AM) Polynomial: HEXI?
(9:16:22 AM) Hexi: they're both lucky we're not still depped Tox
(9:16:29 AM) Tox: Hexi: Eeyup
(9:16:36 AM) Polynomial: I'LL DOX YOU
(9:16:43 AM) Tox: I'll petition Esko next time I see him
(9:16:44 AM) Polynomial: I'LL DOX YOU TO DEATH
(9:16:47 AM) Hexi: ok fine go ahead
(9:17:00 AM) Tox: Polynomial: Recommend you hush
(9:17:14 AM) Hexi: come fight me in real life, i'll give you my actual address
(9:17:25 AM) Tox: oh man
(9:17:36 AM) Tox: I'd legit pay money to see that
(9:17:37 AM) Hexi: like the last person to threaten me, never had teh fucking balls
(9:17:56 AM) Polynomial: http://i2.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article676483.ece/alternates/s1023/C_71_article_1475426_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg
(9:17:58 AM) Polynomial: HEXI
(9:18:04 AM) Hexi: >manchester
(9:18:09 AM) Polynomial: THAT'LL BE YOU WHEN I TRACK YOU DOWN
(9:18:17 AM) Tox: You don't have the stones.
(9:18:19 AM) Tox: Now shut up.
(9:18:25 AM) Polynomial: COVERED IN BLOOD
(9:18:27 AM) Polynomial: MON DEN
(9:18:30 AM) Tox: Shut up!
(9:18:36 AM) Polynomial: FIGHT ME IRL
(9:18:39 AM) Tox: ProcyonPing: assistance required
(9:18:44 AM) Hexi: 116A canada Drive newfoundland Canada, come at me bro
(9:18:46 AM) Polynomial: fcking feminist sjw shithead
(9:18:51 AM) Hexi: :P
(9:18:59 AM) Polynomial: Oh, you live in canada
(9:19:09 AM) Polynomial: I will I will dox you
(9:19:11 AM) Hexi: i'm not scared of some 13 year old on the internet
(9:19:17 AM) Polynomial: I'm not 13
(9:19:22 AM) Hexi: sure act like it
(9:19:22 AM) Polynomial: I have a gun
(9:19:32 AM) Polynomial: I will shoot you in the head
(9:19:33 AM) Tox: Oh my christ.
(9:19:33 AM) Hexi: as does everyone else on my street
(9:19:46 AM) JamJam66 [~seltruT.gniylF.eht.nioJ|66maJmaJ#seltruT.gniylF.eht.nioJ|66maJmaJ] entered the room.
(9:19:50 AM) Polynomial: MON THEN
(9:19:51 AM) Tox: Polynomial: Act like a fucking adult, jesus christ.
(9:19:52 AM) Polynomial: COME AT ME
(9:19:54 AM) Polynomial: COME AT ME
(9:19:59 AM) Polynomial: fking feminist
(9:20:13 AM) JamJam66: Good time to appear :|
(9:20:23 AM) Polynomial: They should all be executed
(9:20:27 AM) Tox: JamJam66: eeyup
(9:20:32 AM) Hexi: ok first off, what have i said that gave hte indication that i'm a femminist, second off, what is wrong with vouching for the equality of all human beings?
(9:20:41 AM) JamJam66: Hey Tox :3
(9:20:45 AM) Polynomial: Hexi FEMinism
(9:20:47 AM) Tox: Hexi: He's just spouting shit
(9:20:48 AM) Polynomial: FEMinism
(9:20:50 AM) Hexi: i know
(9:20:51 AM) Polynomial: FEMales
(9:20:58 AM) Hexi: but this is a debate rooma nd i'm embarassing him
(9:21:01 AM) Polynomial: You're not vouching for equallity
(9:21:06 AM) Tox: Hexi: Mm
(9:21:15 AM) Polynomial: You're vouching for female superiority
(9:21:32 AM) Polynomial: Feminist's don't care about equallity
(9:21:33 AM) Tox: Polynomial: And you're accusing her without even knowing what stances she supports?
(9:21:37 AM) Hexi: no see you are a brainwashed moron and i'll explain, women are not equal to men in terms of rights and feminism is the movement aimed at correcting that equality imbalance
(9:21:42 AM) JamJam66: That's not how it works.
(9:21:47 AM) Polynomial: She sounds like a fucking feminist shithead
(9:21:49 AM) Polynomial: Hexi
(9:21:53 AM) Tox: Polynomial: No, she doesn't
(9:21:55 AM) Polynomial: Oh my fucking god
(9:22:05 AM) Hexi: you sound like a neckbeard :3
(9:22:05 AM) Polynomial: Take your head out of your ass
(9:22:10 AM) Hexi: have fun not ever having sex :D
(9:22:11 AM) Tox: you, however, sound like an entitled 15-year old blowhard trying to sound big and bad on le internets
(9:22:21 AM) Tox: D'you feel tough?
(9:22:32 AM) Polynomial: "No see you are a brainwashed moron and ill explain, women are noe equal"
(9:22:36 AM) Polynomial: WOMEN ARE FUCKING EQUAL
(9:22:40 AM) Tox: No, actually
(9:22:42 AM) Tox: they're not
(9:22:44 AM) Tox: but
(9:22:45 AM) Hexi: like you keep boasting, up there is my exact address, if ya got the stones come at me bro
(9:22:48 AM) Polynomial: THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING 192-
(9:22:52 AM) Tox: I'll humor you. Explain to me how they are.
(9:22:54 AM) Polynomial: 1920S
(9:22:59 AM) Polynomial: feminist dipshit
(9:23:15 AM) Hexi: its a well established fact that women make 70 cents to every dollar a man makes in the exact same position
(9:23:18 AM) Tox: Giving you the chance to support your claim here, bud. You gonna walk the walk?
(9:23:21 AM) Hexi: minimum wage excepted
(9:23:51 AM) Hexi: you cant legally pay lower than minimum wage naturally so women are equal in soul crushing drudgery at least
(9:23:53 AM) Polynomial: Hexi http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christina-hoff-sommers/wage-gap_b_2073804.html
(9:24:03 AM) Hexi: huffington post is a /tabloid/
(9:24:05 AM) JamJam66: If you want to debate, calling someone a "feminist dipshit" will not work in your favour
(9:24:07 AM) JamJam66: :/
(9:24:09 AM) Polynomial: http://www.spiked-online.com/newsite/article/time-to-ditch-this-obsession-with-the-gender-pay-gap/16759
(9:24:14 AM) Polynomial: It's a fucking myth
(9:24:22 AM) Hexi: also a clickbait tabloid
(9:24:23 AM) Tox: I didn't think so. You can take /several/ seats.
(9:24:36 AM) Polynomial: Bullshit
(9:24:38 AM) Hexi: are you going to cite a source that isnt known for spouting nonsense that no one actually belives?
(9:24:46 AM) Polynomial: Fairy dust
(9:25:03 AM) Tox: Besides which? Wages are only /one/ metric by which equality may be measured
(9:25:05 AM) Polynomial: ttp://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702303532704579483752909957472
(9:25:12 AM) Hexi: gimme a link to time.com, or snopes, or forbes, something respectable
(9:25:22 AM) Polynomial: http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702303532704579483752909957472
(9:25:31 AM) Hexi: i'm not even clicking that url
(9:25:33 AM) Polynomial: How about the wall street journal?
(9:25:35 AM) Hexi: it smells of religion(9:25:39 AM) Polynomial: One of the most trusted in theworld
(9:25:41 AM) Polynomial: Oh
(9:25:42 AM) Tox: Hexi: It's clean.
(9:25:42 AM) JamJam66: Haha
(9:25:56 AM) Polynomial: Are you too scared of your fucking feminist values being crushed?
(9:25:59 AM) Tox: Yet, that is an opinion piece
(9:26:07 AM) Tox: Polynomial: I will invite you again to take several seats
(9:26:17 AM) Tox: if you can't advance your position in a respectful manner
(9:26:37 AM) Hexi: not that i have anything specifically against religion but in the matter RE: womens rights, several religions are less than stellar
(9:26:49 AM) Tox: if you choose not to take several seats, and also choose to continue disrespecting my colleague, I invite you to get the hell out.
(9:26:52 AM) Polynomial: The wage gap is….
(9:26:58 AM) Polynomial: http://www.thecheapplace.com/image/data/Product-images/helmet-stickers/2013/01/CHS-0122-guaranteed-100-percent-pure-bullshit-sticker.jp
(9:27:05 AM) Polynomial: Go to Saudi arabia
(9:27:12 AM) Polynomial: Where woman actually have it hard
(9:27:25 AM) Hexi: its an amazing notion that well to do rich white men would want us to belive the wage gap doesnt exist isnt it Tox
(9:27:45 AM) Tox: Isn't it just absolutely /darling/
(9:27:53 AM) Polynomial: And not just pointless things like "TEH MEN MEYK 30 CENTS MORE THYN TEH WOMYN"
(9:27:58 AM) Polynomial: The wage gap is bullshit
(9:28:06 AM) Itazu: feminism doesn't just mean we support equality in our own country
(9:28:26 AM) Polynomial: Also
(9:28:36 AM) Polynomial: Who has to pay for the meals?
(9:28:38 AM) Polynomial: MEN
(9:28:43 AM) Hexi: ._.
(9:28:50 AM) Hexi: a man has never paid for any of my meals
(9:28:55 AM) Polynomial: Who has to buy the engagement ring? MEN
(9:28:58 AM) JamJam66: There /is/ a wage gap. If you believe there isn't, you're kidding yourself
(9:29:07 AM) JamJam66: And that is the most bullshit point I've ever heard
(9:29:09 AM) Polynomial: Who has to ask the person out?
(9:29:10 AM) Hexi: you know what i'm hearing Tox
(9:29:12 AM) Polynomial: You guessed it
(9:29:13 AM) Hexi: T#S
(9:29:14 AM) Polynomial: THE MAN
(9:29:18 AM) Eskobear [worc.ytsriht.nmaddog.eht|hegn#worc.ytsriht.nmaddog.eht|hegn] entered the room.
(9:29:19 AM) mode (+qo Eskobear Eskobear) by ChanServ
(9:29:21 AM) Tox: Esko
(9:29:25 AM) Tox: assistance required
(9:29:27 AM) JamJam66: My parents didn't use an engagement ring
(9:29:30 AM) Tox: remove Polynomial from the premises
(9:29:33 AM) Tox: log incoming
(9:29:35 AM) Polynomial: Yeah fcking dipshits
(9:29:37 AM) Eskobear: hwat
(9:29:50 AM) Hexi: Eskobear: prepare for a larf
(9:30:07 AM) Polynomial: https://www.google.co.uk/search?biw=1366&bih=659&q=wage+gap+myth&oq=wage+gap&gs_l=serp.1.0.0i71l8.0.0.0.96957.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0.msedr...0...1c..64.serp..0.0.0.bRUZd9KKp5o
(9:30:12 AM) Polynomial: Idiots
(9:30:25 AM) Polynomial: There is no wage gap
(9:30:26 AM) Tox: Hexi: I daresay you might be right
(9:30:30 AM) Hexi: hey Eskobear he's only in 19 and here, because ec still has +R up, pretty sure this is mennist shitbag
(9:30:39 AM) Polynomial: Proof?
(9:30:43 AM) JamJam66: Insulting people is now way to debate
(9:30:44 AM) Polynomial: You got proof for that?
(9:30:45 AM) Hexi: you're a mennist shitbag
(9:30:51 AM) Hexi: proof enough for meeee
(9:30:53 AM) Polynomial: Oh yeah
(9:30:54 AM) mode (+b *!*lplus.com@*) by Eskobear
(9:30:58 AM) Polynomial: I believe in men's rights
(9:30:58 AM) Eskobear: goddammit
(9:31:04 AM) Tox: good job, Esko
(9:31:07 AM) mode (+b *!*@synIRC-EA379360.range86-170.btcentralplus.com) by Eskobear
(9:31:25 AM) Tox: Gentleman and a scholar, Esko
(9:31:36 AM) Polynomial left the room.

• DrIvaducko is now known as NigelFarageMP

<JamJam66> Dude
<JamJam66> UKIP are awful.
<NigelFarageMP> racist scum
<NigelFarageMP> its an april fools joke
<JamJam66> HILARIOUS!
<JamJam66> My poor sides…
<NigelFarageMP> but those dumbass ignorant fucking americans don't no anything
<JamJam66> Ukip are vile, and it's not a joke.
<NigelFarageMP> because all they do is sit there fat assess on tvs

• You are now known as weitooquack

<NigelFarageMP> fucking americans
<NigelFarageMP> they don't no culture if it bit them in the ass
<NigelFarageMP> all they do is stuff big macs in their faces
<JamJam66> That's just racist
<JamJam66> And not true
<weitooquack> Yeah, we really don't give a fuck about it being a joke
<weitooquack> It's still spamming the shit out of chat
<NigelFarageMP> It is true
<weitooquack> Even if it is a joke
<JamJam66> It's not true.
<NigelFarageMP> You ignorant pricks need to get a sense of humour
<NigelFarageMP> dipshit
<weitooquack> Also, I will remind you that this chat is for respectful debate
<JamJam66> ^
<weitooquack> Insulting the other side by calling them dipshits is nothing resembling any kind of respectful debate
<weitooquack> I don't really care if you dislike Americans or whatever

• NigelFarageMP is now known as DrIvaducko

<weitooquack> But if your entire argument consists of ad hominem fallacies, then I'll remove you

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<DrIvaducko> Got any other bullshit reasons on why men and women aren't equal?
<JamJam66> Ah
<JamJam66> Of course
<weitooquack> Okay
<weitooquack> I see who we've got here now
<JamJam66> Yup
<weitooquack> Alright, bye now
<DrIvaducko> No

• weitooquack sets ban on *!*@synIRC-2FFD91C.range86-138.btcentralplus.com

Apr 01 16:43:18 * DrIvanenko (moc.sulplartnectb.831-68egnar.C19DFF2-CRInys|tibbiM#moc.sulplartnectb.831-68egnar.C19DFF2-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
Apr 01 16:43:34 <DrIvanenko> Afternoon, 19
Apr 01 16:43:37 * CognitiveWeasel has quit (Ping timeout)
Apr 01 16:43:42 <Mikeaduck> morn
Apr 01 16:43:44 <MrQuackikinSpecter> Quackfternoon,
Apr 01 16:43:49 <JamJam66> Heya
Apr 01 16:43:51 <Leviathan34> For me, it got slightly hard to follow around the addenda
Apr 01 16:43:54 <DrIvanenko> Kaktusfornoon
Apr 01 16:43:56 <Leviathan34> Hi
Apr 01 16:44:02 <DrIvanenko> Follow our great leader kaktus
Apr 01 16:44:07 <DrIvanenko> Kaktus is love
Apr 01 16:44:09 <DuckIsWrong> How does Elementbot know our genders?
Apr 01 16:44:10 <DrIvanenko> Kaktus is life
Apr 01 16:44:26 <AndarielHalo> =|
Apr 01 16:44:27 <AndarielHalo> |=
Apr 01 16:44:27 <DuckIsWrong> Leviathan34 Which addendum in particular?
Apr 01 16:44:34 <Mikeaduck> DuckIsWrong: does it?
Apr 01 16:44:35 <MrQuackikinSpecter> Elementbot knows our genders?!
Apr 01 16:44:39 <DuckIsWrong> Hail Kaktus
Apr 01 16:44:45 <Sax> Guys, guys,
Apr 01 16:44:47 <AndarielHalo> .y zoidberg you've seen me naked
Apr 01 16:44:48 <Alexandra> AndarielHalo: Dick Punching & Zoidberg Commentary! (Mount Your Friends #4) - length 12m 17s - rated 4.95/5.0 (2330) - 78 333 views - gassymexican on 2014.10.06 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=ahhaxfCDIPw
Apr 01 16:44:48 * hoppits (ten.xoc.rh.rh.725DEDED-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.xoc.rh.rh.725DEDED-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
Apr 01 16:44:49 <Sax> I have a PSA to share.
Apr 01 16:44:51 <AndarielHalo> wtf
Apr 01 16:44:57 <DuckIsWrong> Look at the stats. It got a chapter about genders.
Apr 01 16:44:58 <AndarielHalo> the stats page isn't working
Apr 01 16:44:59 <DrIvanenko> I want to make a rickroll -j april fools joke, but I can't be bothered
Apr 01 16:45:00 <hoppits> What is the psa
Apr 01 16:45:07 <DuckIsWrong> .stats
Apr 01 16:45:07 <Elementbot> Statistics for Site19 can be found at: http://scp.so/ircstats
Apr 01 16:45:09 <Sax> Because today is April Fools' day,
Apr 01 16:45:14 <Sax> Please, when executing pranks,
Apr 01 16:45:16 <Sax> Don't be an ass.
Apr 01 16:45:18 <Sax> That is all.
Apr 01 16:45:20 <AndarielHalo> This page can’t be displayed
Apr 01 16:45:22 <hoppits> Oh…
Apr 01 16:45:29 <hoppits> It is…
Apr 01 16:45:31 <Quackestin> Still only lists male and female, but eh
Apr 01 16:45:31 <AndarielHalo> appa foo!
Apr 01 16:45:33 <Mikeaduck> sax…
Apr 01 16:45:39 <Sax> No.
Apr 01 16:45:50 <AndarielHalo> Dux
Apr 01 16:45:57 <DuckIsWrong> Quackestin Should there be a 3rd option?
Apr 01 16:45:57 <Mikeaduck> is your refrigerator running
Apr 01 16:46:04 <Quackestin> Of course
Apr 01 16:46:14 <Dr_Leonarduck> Mikealike as a matter of fact, it isn't
Apr 01 16:46:15 <DrIvanenko> Why all the ducks
Apr 01 16:46:15 <Sax> Mikeaduck, get creative.
Apr 01 16:46:16 <Sax> :/
Apr 01 16:46:17 <hoppits> Of course…
Apr 01 16:46:19 <Dr_Leonarduck> you've just saved me a lot of money!
Apr 01 16:46:21 <Quackestin> And pfft, what refrigerator
Apr 01 16:46:21 <AndarielHalo> it should be Male, Female, Both, None
Apr 01 16:46:24 <DuckIsWrong> It's asleep.
Apr 01 16:46:25 <SoundChaser> Quackestin: I think that's something with the server
Apr 01 16:46:33 <Mikeaduck> sax well then uhhh…
Apr 01 16:46:38 <AndarielHalo> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/0/0/386500_v1.jpg
Apr 01 16:46:40 <Leviathan34> I think #2 mostly. I got really confused with all the groups and names and such and lost how everything tied into one another
Apr 01 16:46:41 <Quackestin> I think "other" would suffice but I can't speak for everyone
Apr 01 16:46:41 <Dr_Leonarduck> AndarielHalo's nailed it in the balls
Apr 01 16:46:42 <Mikeaduck> your shoes are untied
Apr 01 16:46:47 <hoppits> Right now I am playing Fallout new vegas…
Apr 01 16:46:48 <Sax> I'm not wearing shoes, pleb.
Apr 01 16:46:50 * DrIvanenko is now known as Duck
Apr 01 16:46:54 <AndarielHalo> stats page still isn't working
Apr 01 16:46:58 <MrQuackikinSpecter> hoppits: ave true to caesar
Apr 01 16:47:02 <Mikeaduck> :|
Apr 01 16:47:12 * Magnobile (~PI.9FA8F512.5339D8FE.CBF9643C|ailongaM#PI.9FA8F512.5339D8FE.CBF9643C|ailongaM) has joined #site19
Apr 01 16:47:13 <SoundChaser> Duck: sorry, are you new?
Apr 01 16:47:13 <Dr_Leonarduck> .stats
Apr 01 16:47:13 <Elementbot> Statistics for Site19 can be found at: http://scp.so/ircstats
Apr 01 16:47:15 <hoppits> No…
Apr 01 16:47:16 * Duck is now known as DrIvaducko
Apr 01 16:47:18 * AndarielHalo beats up MrQuackikinSpecter
Apr 01 16:47:20 <Quackestin> I should change my name quack so I don't duck up the stats page
Apr 01 16:47:23 * Quackestin is now known as Kestin
Apr 01 16:47:25 <DrIvaducko> Thre
Apr 01 16:47:26 <BobDragonslayer> I'd suggest "male, female, duck" but I think that would be taking it too far
Apr 01 16:47:27 <JamJam66> JamJam66's pet hamster died… 4.3% of lines contained sad faces. :(
Apr 01 16:47:30 * AndarielHalo disembowels FakeCaesar
Apr 01 16:47:31 <JamJam66> Oh okay
Apr 01 16:47:32 <JamJam66> :/
Apr 01 16:47:40 <MrQuackikinSpecter> :(
Apr 01 16:47:46 <DrIvaducko> THY HATH SUCCESSFULLY JUMPED ONTO THY BANDWAGONETH
Apr 01 16:47:52 <hoppits> I have not gotten that far yet…
Apr 01 16:47:52 * Dr_Leonarduck unbowels AndarielHalo
Apr 01 16:47:52 <Sax> Mikeaduck, are you finally stumped?
Apr 01 16:47:52 <Dr_Leonarduck> :|
Apr 01 16:47:55 <BobDragonslayer> I'm sorry about your hamster, JamJam66, but I have a lovely recipe…
Apr 01 16:47:59 * Sax is very hard to trick
Apr 01 16:48:03 <AndarielHalo> the stats page isn't loading
Apr 01 16:48:04 <JamJam66> Thanks
Apr 01 16:48:17 <DrIvaducko> That hamster could go down well with a stew
Apr 01 16:48:20 <SoundChaser> okay
Apr 01 16:48:24 <MrQuackikinSpecter> hoppits: patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Apr 01 16:48:33 <hoppits> XD
Apr 01 16:48:38 <SoundChaser> so all the recommended wikias on another site are upside down and in czech
Apr 01 16:48:49 <DuckIsWrong> Leviathan34 Therefore, the issue would be how the things brought up in the interview tie in the skip itself?
Apr 01 16:48:56 <MrQuackikinSpecter> can anyone read czech
Apr 01 16:49:06 <MrQuackikinSpecter> and/or upside down
Apr 01 16:49:08 <Mikeaduck> Sax: what is that on your shirt
Apr 01 16:49:15 <SoundChaser> I imagine czechs can
Apr 01 16:49:16 <hoppits> Im about to mix russian dlc with english dlc to glitch up my game after I completed it…
Apr 01 16:49:16 <Sax> Soap suds.
Apr 01 16:49:24 <SoundChaser> read czech, I mean
Apr 01 16:49:26 * Sax just finished washing dishes.
Apr 01 16:49:31 * hoppits has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Apr 01 16:49:37 * Mikeaduck flicks sax's nose
Apr 01 16:49:39 <MrQuackikinSpecter> but can they read upside down
Apr 01 16:49:50 * DrIvaducko Punches mikeaduck in the groin
Apr 01 16:49:51 <BobDragonslayer> I'd just run it through google, that's how I get most of my translations
Apr 01 16:49:52 <Sax> Mikeaduck, not a good idea.
Apr 01 16:50:07 <Leviathan34> DuckIsWrong yes
Apr 01 16:50:07 <AndarielHalo> .stats
Apr 01 16:50:07 <Elementbot> Statistics for Site19 can be found at: http://scp.so/ircstats
Apr 01 16:50:11 * Mikeaduck best idea
Apr 01 16:50:11 * hoppits (ten.xoc.rh.rh.725DEDED-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.xoc.rh.rh.725DEDED-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
Apr 01 16:50:23 <hoppits> Sorry my mouse pad glitched up…
Apr 01 16:50:27 <Sax> Unless you want me to break every bone in your finger.
Apr 01 16:50:34 <DuckIsWrong> Leviathan34 Noted and thanks for your time.
Apr 01 16:50:35 <Mikeaduck> :|
Apr 01 16:50:46 * Mikeaduck smashes own hands
Apr 01 16:50:48 <Leviathan34> DuckIsWrong my pleasure
Apr 01 16:50:52 <Mikeaduck> haha beat you to it
Apr 01 16:50:53 <MrQuackikinSpecter> I think Mikeaduck values his drumsticks too much for that
Apr 01 16:50:56 <DuckIsWrong> 10 more min until 2nd April…
Apr 01 16:50:57 <Leviathan34> it go real crowed in here
Apr 01 16:51:03 <Sax> …
Apr 01 16:51:09 <Mikeaduck> :|
Apr 01 16:51:09 <Sax> … I cannot comprehend such idiocy.
Apr 01 16:51:15 * Leviathan34 is now known as Leviaduck34
Apr 01 16:51:35 <Leviaduck34> 12hrs and 10mins until April 2nd
Apr 01 16:51:37 <BobDragonslayer> Sax- this is the internet, that was high class art compared to many places
Apr 01 16:51:46 <Mikeaduck> ^
Apr 01 16:51:52 <DrIvaducko> (SARCASM) U WOTM8 CHEEKY SKRUBZ ILL NUSCOPE U ALL IN NO TIME WIF ULL OV MAI DUCKS CHEECKY PEPL UNAYBLE 2 SOOPEROLTRANUUSCOOOPE WYLL ETING D0R1TOES CUZ THEY DONT HAVE L33T H4X0RSKILLZ
Apr 01 16:52:04 * Bouncl has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Bouncl_))
Apr 01 16:52:13 <MrQuackikinSpecter> il rek u swer on mi nan
Apr 01 16:52:26 <DrIvaducko> U FKING WOT M8?
Apr 01 16:52:29 <SoundChaser> I hate april fools day
Apr 01 16:52:29 <DrIvaducko> YOU WANT SOME?
Apr 01 16:52:42 <AndarielHalo> .tell Siestasheep the stats page isn't loading
Apr 01 16:52:42 <Alexandra> AndarielHalo: I'll pass that along.
Apr 01 16:52:49 <MrQuackikinSpecter> oi u b wantin a rite proper smakin
Apr 01 16:52:52 * DrIvaducko BOOS IN SOUNDCHASER'S GENERAL DIRECTION
Apr 01 16:52:58 * weizhong (hcaeb.a.fo|nos.taht#hcaeb.a.fo|nos.taht) has joined #site19
Apr 01 16:52:58 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to weizhong
Apr 01 16:52:58 <DuckIsWrong> Leviaduck34 Ganbatte
Apr 01 16:53:09 <MrQuackikinSpecter> bbl
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Apr 01 16:53:13 <Loiterer> What the hell was all that shouting about up there?
Apr 01 16:53:20 <SoundChaser> …guys
Apr 01 16:53:21 <DrIvaducko> British people, remember to vote UKIP!
Apr 01 16:53:21 <SoundChaser> GUYS
Apr 01 16:53:27 <SoundChaser> .y don't hug me I'm scared 4
Apr 01 16:53:28 <Alexandra> SoundChaser: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 3 - length 6m 8s - rated 4.80/5.0 (96713) - 5 477 348 views - thisisitcollective on 2014.10.31 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=sXOdn6vLCuU
Apr 01 16:53:36 <SoundChaser> Drivaducko: :I
Apr 01 16:53:46 <Loiterer> …
Apr 01 16:53:52 <DrIvaducko> Nigel Farage will make our country better!
Apr 01 16:54:05 <DrIvaducko> #VoteUKIP
Apr 01 16:54:14 <hoppits> My dogs need to go out…
Apr 01 16:54:16 <SoundChaser> you're starting to sound like people in my school now
Apr 01 16:54:25 <DrIvaducko> If UKIP gets the majority
Apr 01 16:54:28 <SoundChaser> whether you're being sarcastic or not, that's not a good thing
Apr 01 16:54:33 <Loiterer> Not sure if serious or April Fools….
Apr 01 16:54:33 <DrIvaducko> Then Britain will stay British
Apr 01 16:54:38 <DrIvaducko> and of course
Apr 01 16:54:41 <DrIvaducko> well
Apr 01 16:54:49 <DrIvaducko> People will be able to keep their jobs
Apr 01 16:55:16 <DrIvaducko> Unemployment levels will go down quicker than the economy of Greece!
Apr 01 16:55:19 <DrIvaducko> Vote UKIP!
Apr 01 16:55:24 * Devereaux (worra.si.eman.ym.fo.flah.rehto.eht.esuaceb.egdod.retteb.uoy|veD#worra.si.eman.ym.fo.flah.rehto.eht.esuaceb.egdod.retteb.uoy|veD) has joined #site19
Apr 01 16:55:28 <qntm> "Go down"
Apr 01 16:55:35 <DrIvaducko> qntm on me
Apr 01 16:55:48 <SoundChaser> guys, is no-one acknowledging the fabled return of don't hug me I'm scared
Apr 01 16:56:00 <DrIvaducko> VOTE UKIP
Apr 01 16:56:18 <DrIvaducko> Anyone who votes UKIP gets a free image!
Apr 01 16:56:21 <DrIvaducko> Guys
Apr 01 16:56:24 <Devereaux> So, who wants to help me come up with duck puns for uhhh, no particular reason?
Apr 01 16:56:31 <DrIvaducko> I am actually Nigel Farage
Apr 01 16:56:42 <AndarielHalo> I am Carl Brain
Apr 01 16:56:52 * DrIvaducko is now known as NigelFarageMP
Apr 01 16:56:55 <qntm> can you just be quiet
Apr 01 16:57:01 <SoundChaser> please
Apr 01 16:57:07 <SoundChaser> this is absolutely not funny
Apr 01 16:57:11 <NigelFarageMP> DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT NIGEL FARAGE
Apr 01 16:57:14 <SoundChaser> jokes are supposed to be funny
Apr 01 16:57:17 <AndarielHalo> =( okay
Apr 01 16:57:32 <SoundChaser> ur ok andy
Apr 01 16:57:50 <NigelFarageMP> VOTE UKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
Apr 01 16:57:52 <NigelFarageMP> PLEASE
Apr 01 16:57:54 <NigelFarageMP> VOTE UKIP
Apr 01 16:57:58 <SoundChaser> ops
Apr 01 16:58:02 <NigelFarageMP> ANYONE WANT A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE
Apr 01 16:58:04 <qntm> shut up
Apr 01 16:58:05 <NigelFarageMP> VOTE UKIP
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B6262369.B5742C39.5D730DCD.IP - Light- Mar 30 02:00 GMT - EnigmaticOnion

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A02D658D.9813A225.524F8ADD.IP - Zyn - Mar 20 19:03 GMT - T#S

3AE4B8D9.BB9BE6DF.116A5C8A.IP - Zyn - Mar 20 18:53 GMT - T#S

541BE9B5.D8481634.6024C13A.IP - Zyn - Mar 20 18:09 GMT - T#S

C2FBF2C4.reverse.softlayer.com - ProcynLotor - Mar 19 20:21 GMT - T#S

8842D585.F4B9DB94.734914AE.IP - thedeadlymoose - Mar 08 00:18 GMT - T#S

82ADE80F.18561ECE.E1DFC03C.IP - Tuomey - Mar 06 18:12 GMT - T#S

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2A5C7250.range86-170.btcentralplus.com - Eskobear - Feb 10 16:14 GMT - T#S

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synIRC-FA2C6662.eastlink.ca - Tuomey - Jan 30 17:50 GMT - TigerLily-GENERIC

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11:39 *** \Protogalaxy is now known as Protogalaxy
11:39 Zyn Do you have a question for staff, new user who has a slash in their name.
11:39 Zyn And no longer.
11:39 Zyn Question remains.
11:39 Protogalaxy Typo
11:40 Protogalaxy Can I have an invite?
11:40 Zyn To where, and why.
11:40 * Devereaux joined #site17
11:40 Protogalaxy Into 19?
11:41 * Sharptoe joined #site17
11:41 Protogalaxy Zyn
11:42 Zyn 11:40 Zyn To where, and why.
11:42 Protogalaxy I would like an invite into site19 So I can talk to people
11:43 * Protogalaxy was kicked by Zyn (No.)
11:43 * Protogalaxy joined #site17
11:43 Protogalaxy Wha—
11:43 Protogalaxy Why can't I have an invite?
11:44 Zyn Is your nick registered?
11:44 Protogalaxy No
11:44 Zyn Why don't you just register your nick?
11:44 Zyn For the record, we're normally not strict about this.
11:44 Zyn There's a repeat troll who's necessitating these measures.
11:44 Protogalaxy Chu upset Trevor :c
11:45 Zyn Blame the troll, register your nick, bypass invite need.
11:46 Protogalaxy Registered
11:47 Zyn Go join the channel, then.
11:47 * Protogalaxy quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
11:47 * Protogalaxy joined #site17
11:48 Protogalaxy Anywhoo
11:48 Protogalaxy May I have an invite now, ops?
11:48 RhettSarlin if you're registered you dont need an invite.
11:48 Zyn You shouldn't need one.
11:48 Protogalaxy Ah
11:53 - Zyn has banned *!*@3AE4B8D9.BB9BE6DF.116A5C8A.IP
11:53 * Protogalaxy was kicked by Zyn (Zyn)

10:56 Lumez Are we allowed to say the c-word?
10:56 DRACONO Cracker
10:56 Zyn DRACONO: Well, we have a rule that your fucks to regular words ratio needs to be low.
10:56 Dr_Kens I hear they tend to buzz off though.
10:56 Zyn Lumez: Why would you need to?
10:56 DRACONO Low fuck
10:56 Lumez Argh!
10:57 Lumez I was browsing 05
10:57 Lumez There's some dipshit called:
10:57 Dr_Kens Oh wow they /can/ read.
10:57 Lumez .
10:57 Lumez .
10:57 Zyn Hmm. Not many people new know about that.
10:57 Lumez .Wait for it….
10:57 DRACONO Puny
10:57 Dr_Kens I'm amazed.
10:57 DRACONO Punny
10:57 Lumez "Ayyylescip"
10:57 Lumez WHY
10:57 Lumez OH GOD WHY
10:57 DRACONO I hate autocorrect

[…]

11:00 Lumez Huh
11:00 Zyn Creatively trolling, I suppose.
11:00 Lumez Ah, that wasn't me
11:00 Dr_Kens Lumez: Creatively writing slurs doesn't count.
11:00 Zyn Go peddle your talents elsewhere.
11:00 Zyn It'll be better for you in the end.
11:00 Dr_Kens I hear /b/ enjoys your company?
11:00 Dr_Kens Or maybe Tumblr?
11:00 Dr_Kens Or maybe you could sign up for a creative writing class.
11:00 Zyn It's not like anyone can put "I repeatedly trolled an online community" on their resume.
11:01 Dr_Kens Well, you could.
11:01 Mikealike well…
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11:01 Dr_Kens But it might not bring you to somplace nice.
11:01 Zyn I mean, if useless social skills are all the ones you're interested in building, Lumez2
11:01 Zyn That's your loss.
11:01 Lumez2 I have a hobby
11:01 Dr_Kens Ah, yes, gargling dicks.
11:01 Zyn Lumez2: Then go invest in it.
11:01 Lumez2 I'm not T#S
11:01 Zyn Kens, keep the language down, please.
11:01 Lumez2 Why. that's VERY homophobic
11:02 Zyn Lumez2: Pot calling kettle black, are we,
11:02 Lumez2 No…………
11:02 Zyn I'd say now you know how it feels, but then, you're not invested enough to bother caring
11:02 Lumez2 What are you talking about?
11:02 Zyn If you really do have a creative writing hobby
11:02 Zyn you'd understand narrative and what I just did there
11:03 Zyn although frankly, again, you'd be better off doing yourself a favor and bettering your life
11:03 Zyn You don't gain anything from trolling us.
11:03 Lumez2 You need The Epic Radical Awesome Pie Yak
11:03 Zyn Lumez2: No idea what that is, not interested in looking it up.
11:03 Zyn Yak pie sounds terrible in retrospect, though.
11:03 Dr_Kens I don't know about that.
11:03 Dr_Kens Roasted yak sounds delicious.
11:03 Lumez2 I wunna eat a pie naow
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11:04 Mikealike ^^
11:04 Zyn Go eat a pie.
11:04 * TombAway joined #site17
11:04 Mikealike Dr_Kens: i would eat a lot of things roasted
11:04 Dr_Kens Go learn to cook.
11:04 Lumez2 Can I have a 19 invite?
11:04 Dr_Kens Nah.
11:04 Lumez2 y
11:04 Zyn Lumez2: Can you demonstrate basic fundamental social decency?
11:04 Zyn Whoops, too late.
11:04 Lumez2 Yes. I can
11:04 Zyn You're several sockpuppet accounts gone past that, friend.
11:04 Zyn Lumez2: Prove it.
11:05 Dr_Kens lol you just failed it again.
11:05 Lumez2 Sir. I am a decent human being
11:05 Lumez2 Will you let me prove it?
11:05 Zyn Lumez2: I'm female, and you asked me if it was alright to use the c-word.
11:05 Hexi aww Zyn's only in here i wanted to discuss that thing we were talking about on the bird's dicussion page
11:05 Zyn Sorry, Hexi.
11:05 Hexi later then zyn when you're done here
11:05 Zyn Feel free to PM me.
11:05 Dr_Kens Well we're trying, but the bots say no.
11:06 Lumez2 Zyn …
11:06 Lumez2 What difference does that make
11:06 Zyn Lumez2: Keep digging the hole, man. Maybe you'll get to China.
11:06 Lumez2 …
11:06 Lumez2 Are you some feminist shithead?
11:06 Hexi its a derogitory term for a womans reproductive parts
11:06 Dr_Kens Man, you're at the center of the earth now.
11:06 Zyn Lumez2: Man, you're really not good at this, are you?
11:06 Hexi if you need to be explained why its rude, you need your head checked
11:06 Lumez2 It's not, you idiots
11:07 Zyn Hexi: Leave it to the ops, please.
11:07 Lumez2 cuntcuntcunt
11:07 Zyn Lumez2: So you really don't think anyone could possibly be offended by that?
11:07 Zyn Man, you're terrible with this empathy thing.
11:07 Zyn But we'd figured that out awhile ago.
11:07 Zyn So it's nothing new.
11:07 Zyn Might wanna talk to someone IRL about your issues, though.
11:07 Dr_Kens You know what is new, though, Zyn?
11:07 Zyn It'll be good for you. Job finding and all that.
11:08 Zyn Dr_Kens: I saw a moth that looked like a banana pancake.
11:08 Zyn Does that count?
11:08 Lumez2 So, "pussy" and "cunt" are bad
11:08 Dr_Kens It's snowing in Spring.
11:08 Zyn Hahaha
11:08 Lumez2 But "dick" is Okay?
11:08 Zyn That's pretty new.
11:08 TombAway Lumez2: look man
11:08 Lumez2 Breathes in
11:08 Hexi Dr_Kens: officially its not spring here untill august
11:08 TombAway We don't want to hear about your sexual preferences
11:08 Lumez2 SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXIST
11:08 Gaffsey I /am/ a feminist, and I /am/ a shithead, but the two are unrelated
11:08 Zyn Lumez2: The point just went sailing over your head.
11:08 Lumez2 SEXIST
11:08 Lumez2 SEXIST
11:08 TombAway Especially because you're probably underage
11:08 Lumez2 SEXIST
11:08 Gaffsey anyway, laters aligtors
11:08 Zyn Lumez2: Still flying.
11:08 Lumez2 SEXIST
11:08 Lumez2 SEXIST
11:08 Lumez2 SEXIST
11:08 Lumez2 SEXIST
11:08 Zyn Keep digging.
11:08 Lumez2 SEXIST
11:08 Dr_Kens Lumez2: Why are you screaming about yourself so much?
11:08 Lumez2 SEXIST
11:08 - Zyn has banned *!*@541BE9B5.D8481634.6024C13A.IP
11:08 * Lumez2 was kicked by Zyn (Zyn)

<DrArmstrong> ‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
<Davsto> Mikealike now i think about it, recreational activity with that seems like a bad idea - sweat might end up triggering the effects
<AndarielHalo> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
<Sharptoe> Just a heads up "skip for recreation" is commonly seen as lolfoundation these days
<Metaphysician> Yeah, it kind of ended up that way. Wasn't fully my intention.
<DrArmstrong> ‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so dank
<Mikealike> Davsto: crap, you have a point
<Metaphysician> Though, the CotBG isn't involved with this.
<JamJam66> .lc
<Alexandra> JamJam66: SCP-2191(Rating:1) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2191 - SCP-2925(Rating:6) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2925 - AIAD Homescreen(Rating:38) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/aiad-homescreen
<Metaphysician> Originally, I did have some idea… a village that was left untouched.
<Metaphysician> And a clocktower that seemed to ward off the "vampires".

• DrArmstrong is now known as DrDankstrong
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<DrDankstrong> This is my nick
<JamJam66> Oh god
<Mikealike> no
<Mikealike> pls
<Metaphysician> The forest in question is considered a rather spooky place.
<Davsto> Dr
<Davsto> wat r u doing
<Davsto> stahp
<Mikealike> god have mercy on ma eyes
<Metaphysician> .au Metaphysician
<Alexandra> Metaphysician: http://scp-wiki.net/metaphysician - Metaphysician has written 6 SCPs and 0 tales. They have 420 net upvotes with an average rating of 70. Their most recent article is SCP-2264(Rating:77)

• Reject (7331.6N1K|3P5#7331.6N1K|3P5) has joined #site19
• DrDankstrong is now known as DoctorForetwenTee

<DoctorForetwenTee> OMFG
<DoctorForetwenTee> Metaphyscian
<Metaphysician> .lc
<DoctorForetwenTee> Metaphysician!
<Alexandra> Metaphysician: SCP-2191(Rating:1) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2191 - SCP-2925(Rating:6) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2925 - AIAD Homescreen(Rating:38) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/aiad-homescreen
<Metaphysician> Hello
<DoctorForetwenTee> 420 NET UPVOTES
<DoctorForetwenTee> DANKDANKDANK
<DoctorForetwenTee> Write an skip about how dank I am
<Eskaway> DoctorForetwenTee, you need to tone it down sort of a lot.
<DoctorForetwenTee> But…
<DoctorForetwenTee> I'm dank
<MrWrong> I'm still in want of draft review (1st tab): http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/mrwrong
<Metaphysician> Anyway, after months, I finally posted it: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2191
<DoctorForetwenTee> MrWrong Is it DANK?
<ZJones> The chat is active right now! good to hear.
<Metaphysician> I'll read that later wrong. Need to get rid to do some errands.

• DoctorForetwenTee is now known as DrDankstrong

<DrDankstrong> Dank dank dank dank
<ZJones> Are you finish with those errands?
Dr_Kens DrDankstrong DrMann
<Metaphysician> Get ready*
<DrDankstrong> NU
<Eskaway> DrDankstrong, you're making progress, but keep toning it down.
<Davsto> Please stop danking
<MrWrong> What is DNAK?
<Eskaway> You don't literally have to respond to everything everyone says with idiocy.
<MrWrong> *DANK
<DrDankstrong> Okay
<DrDankstrong> Weed
<DrDankstrong> Smoking weed
<DrDankstrong> 420
Dr_Kens DrDankstrong DrMann
<Metaphysician> And… hmm, originally, !SCP-2191 was also going to be Scholomance but I think I'll visit Romania again for another skip.
<Alexandra> Metaphysician: SCP-2191 (Rating:+2, Written by Metaphysician) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-2191

• Eskaway has kicked DrDankstrong from #site19 (If you come back, knock off the chronic marijuana references. Yes, that was a pun. Yes, I'm very clever.)

<ViperSRT3g> Ah, great progress being made on this SCP idea.
<ViperSRT3g> XD

• DrDankstrong (~moc.reyaltfos.esrever.598A086B-CRInys|tibbiM#moc.reyaltfos.esrever.598A086B-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19

<DrDankstrong> Kaykaykay
<DrDankstrong> OH SHIT
<DrDankstrong> Was that offensive?
<Metaphysician> Just annoying.
<Dr_Kens> Chill.
<DrDankstrong> Kay

• Nemi (~seeB.seeB.seeB|heveraz#seeB.seeB.seeB|heveraz) has joined #site19

<Davsto> On an unrelated note, just how hard is Super Mario Bros. 2: The Lost Levels?
<DrDankstrong> I'm just soo…
<DrDankstrong> http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000081370943-1hdvf2-original.jpg?30a2558
<DrDankstrong> Davsto Not hard at all

• Soulless|dreamin is now known as Soulless

<Soulless> Hello.
<ViperSRT3g> Herrow
<Bennings> Hai
<DrDankstrong> HERRO SOULLESS
<DrDankstrong> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM&hl=en-GB&gl=SG
<Alexandra> DrDankstrong: Snoop Dogg - Smoke Weed Everyday - length 5m 6s - rated 4.84/5.0 (186791) - 52 482 066 views - gcms140365 on 2009.03.05
<Davsto> Bonjour
<Soulless> Hello ViperSRT3g, DrDankstrong, and Bennings. Are you all operating within acceptable parameters?

• Eskaway sets ban on *!*@synIRC-B680A895.reverse.softlayer.com
• Eskaway has kicked DrDankstrong from #site19 (You were funnier yesterday.)

<Soulless> I suppose it's just another troll there.
<Mikealike> hes a derp
<ViperSRT3g> :/
<MrWrong> Sigh…
<Soulless> Ah well.

• Bennings is operating on a kidney transplant

<ViperSRT3g> As far as I know, I've been behaving
<Soulless> Are the rest of you operating within acceptable parameters?
<Eskaway> He's a chronic troll.
<Bennings> Was that Dr_armstrong?
<Eskaway> He's a repeat offender.
<AndarielHalo> no
<Dr_Kens> Yeah.
<AndarielHalo> I mean, yes
<MrWrong> Of course.

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<Bennings> Guess Wargrave got him.
<Davsto> Ok, does anyone know how hard Super Mario Bros. 2: The Lost Levels is?
<Soulless> Davsto: Google is your friend.

• DrSteel (PI.A31C4206.4361848D.D71F752E|tibbiM#PI.A31C4206.4361848D.D71F752E|tibbiM) has joined #site19

<DrSteel> HAI
<Bennings> Hai

• DrSteel Breaks down teh door

<MrWrong> Just wondering… what is the best time to get draft feedback on chat?
<AndarielHalo> huy
<Davsto> MrWrong any time

• Eskaway removes ban on *!*@synIRC-B680A895.reverse.softlayer.com

<Soulless> MrWrong: When people you respect are in the chat and you want their opinions.
<Mikealike> DrSteel: why you break down the door.
<Bennings> Why was Stalin arrested for being a thief?
<Mikealike> you where already in here
<Bennings> He was a man of Steal.
<Soulless> Bennings: No. This joke is ba-
<Eskaway> bennings nooooooooo
<Soulless> ./kick Bennings Bad joke
<Bennings> Kinda like how he stole Eastern Europe. (See educational)
<FiftyNine> Bennings, do you realize that Stal' literally means Steel?
<MrWrong> Bennings Seriously… Okay, I know it's technically correct
<FiftyNine> (in Russian)
<MrWrong> But that's not even his true last name.
<Eskaway> …
<DrSteel> MrWrong NEVUR
<DrSteel> JKLOL
<DrSteel> WHENEVUR
<DrSteel> Anee time man
<DrSteel> ./kill soulless
<MrWrong> .w stalin
<Alexandra> MrWrong: Joseph Stalin or Iosif Vissarionovich Stalin (Russian: Ио́сиф Виссарио́нович Ста́лин, pronounced [ˈjɵsʲɪf vʲɪsɐˈrʲɵnəvʲɪtɕ ˈstalʲɪn]; born Ioseb Besarionis Dze Jugashvili, Georgian: იოსებ ბესარიონის ძე ჯუღაშვილი, pronounced [iɔsɛb bɛsɑriɔnis dzɛ dʒuɣɑʃvili]; 18 December 1878 – 5 March 1953) was the … — ht
<Dr_Kens> Soulless: LIke my joke in the Topic?

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<Metaphysician> Wow.

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<AndarielHalo> what topic

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<Dr_Kens> AndarielHalo: The puns about the months.
<AndarielHalo> =|
<AndarielHalo> >=|
<AndarielHalo> >=(

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<Bennings> Eskaway: Hey steel just PMed me saying, and I quote, " 17:19 DrSteel f-ing chinky 17:20 Bennings Hm? 17:20 DrSteel CHINKY SOULLESS"
<Mikealike> :]
<Dr_Kens> Wow.
<Soulless> Wow
<Dr_Kens> What a dick.
<Metaphysician> !SCP-2191 My first post in a few months, or month, I dunno, I don't understand time…
<Alexandra> Metaphysician: SCP-2191 (Rating:+3, Written by Metaphysician) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-2191
<Mikealike> no
<AndarielHalo> racism
<Mikealike> wait
<Eskaway> Damn. I'm gonna have to lose all that respect I had for him now.
<Metaphysician> Wow.
<Eskaway> What a shame. Let me get the shovel for that.
<Dr_Kens> I'll be honest, I haven't seen anyone use that slur in years.
<MrWrong> I'm offended here.
<FiftyNine> >respect
<Mikealike> that wasnt towards Bennings
<FiftyNine> wat
<Dr_Kens> Legitimately in two decades I've never heard anyone use "chink" outside of describing slurs.
<Metaphysician> That was weird; weren't they normally stable?>.>
<Soulless> Bennings: I guess you can probably just block him.
<Eskaway> Dude, he's the same dude. He's the chronic troll from before.
<Metaphysician> Same Kens.

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<Bennings> I guess my one regret is not using the Steal pun on him.
<Metaphysician> I more or less only ever see it when making fun of the racist slurs of old… not that there aren't plenty still in use.

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<Praisejesus> YOU ALL NEED JESUS

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<MrWrong> That was fast.
<Mikealike> is that
<Mikealike> who i think it is?
<Mikealike> probably

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<Bennings> Which Harry Potter book smells the most? Harry Potter and the Odor of the Phoenix.
<Soulless> ./kick Bennings Bad joke

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<Piefish> right
<AndarielHalo> it him
<Piefish> i'll be back later guys
<AndarielHalo> omg it's pieface

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<AndarielHalo> omg nu he's leaving
<Piefish> yes it's me
<Piefish> i'll be back later
<DoctorWolf> AY
<MrWrong> Goodness…
<Mikealike> Fishpie!

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<DoctorWolf> #neutralzone

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<MrWrong> In other news, good night to 19. I will be back by sunrise.

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<Bennings> Eskaway: Hey, you need a screenshot of that PM or what?

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<SirFalcon> Hai
<Bennings> Hai

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<Eskaway> bennings: nah, you mentioning it will be in the logs here
<Dr_Kens> Whoops, uh, my bad
<SirFalcon> Howzit goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooing?

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<AndarielHalo> http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-man-hawk-iguanas-dinner-article-1.2156518

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<DrVenturi> Aright!?
<Bennings> More trolls than a Thomas Roll lookalike contest.
<DrVenturi> Bennings (t-dum TSH)
<Bennings> Hai

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<DrVenturi> Hai, bennings

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<DrVenturi> Ahh
<DrVenturi> I just love everything
<AndarielHalo> Eskatoll
<AndarielHalo> Imean Eskatroll
<DrVenturi> Is #neutralzone on +R Mod?
<Metaphysician> Your mom is like Marx's views on the means of production.
<AndarielHalo> Eskatrollbane
<Mikealike> ahh crap, now i cant leave 19 without getting invites
Dr_Kens DrMann DrVenturi
<DrVenturi> Eska STOP DROP AND ROLL

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<Martin91> mmm
<Where_Are_My_Pants> ^^ sadly i lack a clothes dryer
<Where_Are_My_Pants> forced to use a clothesline :P

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<Corporeus> Hmm, fair enough, Photosynthetic. So both the robot and the corpse aren't really great ideas?
<Fiestasheep> Damnit, Kens nor Riemann are online.
<Photosynthetic> The robot one is very similar to 978, and the corpse is pretty cliche.
<Corporeus> Initially, I wanted to do it more geared towards the robot presenting fears and concerns, rather than desires. But Zyn told me that fears have been overplayed.

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<Where_Are_My_Pants> so have desires, tho
<Martin91> Chat by Mibbit.comChat by Mibbit.com#Martinssongdump (1)Close tab#site19 (93) < > +++ fluffypony.nl.eu.synirc.net set the channel to mode +n +++ fluffypony.nl.eu.synirc.net set the channel to mode +t <Martin91>: … <Martin91>: … <Martin91>: … <Martin91>: … <Martin91>: … <Martin91>: … <Martin91>: …. <Martin91>: .. <Martin91>: .. <Martin91>: . <Mar
<GarlandReese> Testing
<Martin91> WE HIT TURBULENCE
<Photosynthetic> Martin91, stop that. It's spammy.

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<Corporeus> Hello, GarlandReese.
<MrAnakinSpecter> woah what
<Martin91> okay

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• [Martin91] fluffypony.nl.eu.synirc.net :Ride the pony!
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<Fiestasheep> Martin91: pastebin.com
<Martin91> wat
<ProcyonLotor> As in
<Fiestasheep> You can paste it there :D

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<ProcyonLotor> Put your crap in a pastebin instead of spewing it into our chat

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<GarlandReese> My messages aren't getting through to Site 17. Anyone else having trouble?
<ProcyonLotor> GarlandReese: oh fuck, sorry
<Fiestasheep> Alright. Where's that mugshot thread again…
<ProcyonLotor> that's a problem on our end
<Fiestasheep> I think it's time I'd made my face known to the worl- eh, 19.
<ProcyonLotor> GarlandReese: try to rejoin
<Corporeus> Okay, I have two other ideas, if anyone's willing to listen.
<MrAnakinSpecter> sure
<Where_Are_My_Pants> ill listen
<Martin91> Q: Are we allowed to hook up with people using the chat?
<TheRaven> …
<TheRaven> Ops?
<Where_Are_My_Pants> lol
<Photosynthetic> Martin91, no. No, you are not.
<Martin91> Crap
<Corporeus> First one is a poker chip that creates a false sense of luck/confidence/hope, pretty basic, but I only just thought of it.
<Martin91> I wanted to get down
<Martin91> Ah
<Martin91> Better go to the bar
<Photosynthetic> And if you persist in being inappropriate, you're about to get kicked.
<Fiestasheep> …
<Where_Are_My_Pants> i dont think this is the site for it

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<kaktus> photosynthetikicked.
<Martin91> srry
<SoundChaser> hello to you too, site 19
<ProcyonLotor> Martin91: Any further disruption out of you and you will be banned. Is that understood?
<MrAnakinSpecter> I like the poker chip idea, but there is probably something similar to it that I can't recall at the moment, Corporeus
<Martin91> yah
<Corporeus> Hello, SoundChaser.
<ProcyonLotor> Good.
<Corporeus> Welcome back.
<Martin91> great bait maits
<kaktus> Jesus fucking
<BobDragonslayer> the slot machine?
<kaktus> christ.
<Photosynthetic> …Bait?
<Corporeus> Guys, do any of you know an SCP similar to a poker chip that creates a false sense of hope/luck/confidence?
<Photosynthetic> Oh FFS.
<Fiestasheep> Hiyo kakti cx
<Martin91> srry
<kaktus> Martin91: are you literally even trying at this point.
<Where_Are_My_Pants> sounds like that sword that gives you false confidence
<Martin91> Just my catchphrase
<Martin91> Yes
<Djoric> Corporeus: that would just be a generic magica item
<Martin91> I'll try not to be a complete shit now
<SoundChaser> Corporeus: it seems… kinda super simplistic atm. that's not necesserily /bad/, mind, but you may struggle to engage the reader
<Djoric> worthy of little to no attention
<Where_Are_My_Pants> your catchphrase is great bait maits? or your catchphrase is srry
<Corporeus> I think I'd try to build on it. Add some addendums of the item in action, maybe add on an extra effect, or a certain unique look to it.
<Where_Are_My_Pants> srry might be a good one for you :)
<MrAnakinSpecter> it would probably be more of an anomalous item unless you can build a story around it using logs
<Martin91> Actually, my main catchphrase is goodd
<Martin91> It's
<Martin91> "DO IT LIKE A SPACE NINJA"
<Corporeus> Yeah, probably a good idea.
<Fiestasheep> Anyways, now that that's resolved. Photosynthetic wasn't there this photo thread where people can post photos of themselves?
<Martin91> r8 it m8s
<SoundChaser> Corporeus: eh, extra effects don't equal extra interesting
<Where_Are_My_Pants> how often do you really get the opportunity o say that, though?
<Photosynthetic> Yeah — "Personnel Mugshots" or something, Fiestasheep.
<SoundChaser> Fiestasheep: personnel mugshots, the thread i-yeah
<Martin91> Pastebin, bitch
<Photosynthetic> Also, Corporeus, what SoundChaser said.
<Martin91> http://pastebin.com/f1bdbQAW
<Corporeus> Well, the other idea is more cliche, but I think it sounds interesting enough. A chessboard that only makes a move when a great tragedy or something spectacular happens.
<TombGames> Fiestasheep: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-671011/personnel-mugshots
<Fiestasheep> Photosynthetic: blargh, I'll need to find that… Or unless someone has some so- there's the link.
<Where_Are_My_Pants> i like the chessboard
<Fiestasheep> Let me get a picture up and I'll be back in a jiffy.
<MrAnakinSpecter> Martin91: I don't get it…
<Photosynthetic> Martin91: We told you to quit being disruptive.
<Martin91> hello?
<Martin91> anyone?

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<Where_Are_My_Pants> im gonna make macabre macrame into an scp

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<MrAnakinSpecter> I like that too, like if a world leader is close to death the pieces could move to check
<Where_Are_My_Pants> doily of darkness
<Photosynthetic> That's also an anomalous object, though — it's just not that interesting, Corporeus.
<Soulless> I want to make an SCP that is a gift from Wondertainment to Oneiroi. The interest would focus on how the Foundation interrupting the Wondertainment-Oneiroi friendship results in consequences for all parties.
<Photosynthetic> That and the poker chip — they're straight-up RPG magic items, things that do things at specific triggers, with no real story implied.

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<Billboss> ONE TIME A MOSTILE
<Billboss> XXI
<Billboss> BOILING WATERBOAARDING
<AndarielHalo> it's that meninist dood
<MrAnakinSpecter> What's a mostile?
<Billboss> by bill boss
<Where_Are_My_Pants> wasnt there a scroll that reflected world events via its paintings, and when it was painted on in the original style it effected world events back?
<Soulless> The Foundation took the gift before Oneiroi could recieve it. This results in Oneiroi being upset at Wondertainment. Wondertainment figures out what is going on.
<Photosynthetic> Billboss: Cut it out. No spamming.
<Billboss> kay
<Photosynthetic> Op order.
<Billboss> mmm
<Billboss> Can i tell a secret?
<Djoric> Soulless: that could actually be pretty neat
<MrAnakinSpecter> i'm diggin' is, soulless
<Photosynthetic> Billboss: Provided it's appropriate.
<MrAnakinSpecter> it*
<Where_Are_My_Pants> anyone know which number that scroll was, btw?
<Billboss> I wanna be part of a human centipede
<Billboss> And I wanna make one too
<Where_Are_My_Pants> charming
<Corporeus> It's based on something from my own writing called "The Cosmic Chessboard", which cannot be destroyed, damaged or moved. The pieces on the board only move when something horrifying/miraculous happens, and as such, no-one actually knows what happens when the board is finally finished with the game, but it's prophesied that the world may end.
<Billboss> mmm

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<Billboss> Oh my god!
<Billboss> This…
<Photosynthetic> .whois Billboss
<AndarielHalo> I'm like 80% sure it's that meninist dood
<Billboss> What I'm eating right now is fucking delicsious

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<Soulless> MrAnakinSpecter, Djoric: Wondertainment contacts Oneiroi, and Foundation overhears letters in which Oneiroi and Wondertainment argue, then make up, then figure out what to do with the Foundation, to which the Foundation gets worried
<ProcyonLotor> AndarielHalo: Please leave it to ops.
<Djoric> Soulless: I can still diggit

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<Djoric> though, granted
<Soulless> Like "oh shit, oh shiiit"
<Djoric> I am diggin it from "Oneeroy is really bigass ancient godlike Dreamtime inhabitants"
<Djoric> rather than…however it is that they've been characterized previously

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<Soulless> Djoric: I can characterize them as bigass ancient godlike dreamtime inhabitants
<Corporeus> So, Photosynthetic, what would your suggestion be?

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<Djoric> Cool
<Djoric> that shit I be down with
<theawesomeskrublord> Ooh
<Fiestasheep> Okay.
<MrAnakinSpecter> totes down
<Soulless> Djoric: How do you think Wondertaiment should be described?
<theawesomeskrublord> This tastes really good
<Fiestasheep> My face is now on there. I think it's best to burn the mugshot thread.
<theawesomeskrublord> OH MY GOD

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<AndarielHalo> u should link it
<Optimumism> Is there a certain thing you have to talk about here or can it be just anything?
<ProcyonLotor> fuuuck

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<Agt> Hello all
<SoundChaser> .g scp sandbox
<Soulless> Optimumism: Oh alright. Let me give you step by step.
<Alexandra> SoundChaser: http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/ — SCP Sandbox Site: Part Deux - SCP Sandbox Wiki II: "Welcome to the SCP Sandbox Wiki! You can use pages on this site to practice formatting, store works in progress, or simply have a place to put drafts so you can …"
<Agt> Okay, I got one.

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<Where_Are_My_Pants> hi agt!
<oreblox> Hello
<Fiestasheep> Hi oreblox
<oreblox> Who here likes penguins?
<Agt> You know that internet rule, "DON'T FEED THE TROLLS?"
<Soulless> Optimumism: 1. You make a wikidot account. You use that wikidot account to apply for the SCP wiki.
<oreblox> Hi fiestasheep
<Where_Are_My_Pants> i like penguins

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<oreblox> I wanna [REDACTED] a penguin hard
<Optimumism> Alrighty. Done that pat, and have been accepted.
<oreblox> really hard

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<TheRaven> hahahaha

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[15:35] <Dr_Leonard> .seen llama
[15:35] <%Alexandra> Dr_Leonard: I've never seen llama
[15:35] <Dr_Leonard> hmm
[15:35] <Dr_Leonard> what does Llama go by in chat?
[15:36] <MrAnakinSpecter> maybe with the numbers?
[15:36] <Dr_Leonard> maybe
[15:36] <Dr_Leonard> .seen llama66613
[15:36] <%Alexandra> Dr_Leonard: llama66613 was last seen 3 months, 1 week ago saying: Halo it probably hasnt indexed yet
[15:36] <A12> llama66613
[15:36] <SoundChaser> .seen llamanumbers
[15:36] <%Alexandra> SoundChaser: llamanumbers was last seen 1 month ago saying: Chill
[15:36] <Dr_Leonard> ah
[15:36] <OfficialAudible> Audible has over 150000 books - get one free today!
[15:36] <Dr_Leonard> oh
[15:36] <Dr_Leonard> ty.
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[15:36] <Dr_Leonard> …
[15:36] <%Deci|HLM2> OfficialAudible: hello, are you a bot?
[15:36] * clone (ti.ezalb|oaml.yya#ti.ezalb|oaml.yya) Quit (Quit: You come to the sobering realization that things will never stop from keep happening constantly. And you can't take it anymore.)
[15:36] <A12> Adbots?
[15:37] <Waterfire> http://rising-artists.deviantart.com/art/Modern-Connection-519192912
[15:37] <%Deci|HLM2> i'm just covering my bases here.
[15:37] <OfficialAudible> Deci|HLM2 No
[15:37] <@Photosynthetic> OfficialAudible: Are you human? Please confirm or be kicked.
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OfficialAudible on #site19
OfficialAudible using logik.ca.us.synirc.net FooNet Server
OfficialAudible End of /WHOIS list.
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[15:37] <OfficialAudible> I am Human
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[15:37] <A12> Thats unnerving
[15:37] <@Photosynthetic> OK, OfficialAudible. In that case, I'm going to need you to ease off on the advertising. This is a general chatroom and we do not appreciate spam.
[15:37] <AndarielHalo> wait, does it have a new offer?
[15:37] <Sharptoe> Bots are commonly programmed to recognize the phrase "are you human"
[15:37] <AndarielHalo> I got 2 free audiobooks off of Audible before
[15:37] <@Photosynthetic> Don't start, AH.
[15:38] <AndarielHalo> OfficialAudible: Are you alive?
[15:38] <OfficialAudible> yes
[15:38] <Dr_Leonard> OfficialAudible so, uhm… what brings you to SCP, friend?
[15:38] <OfficialAudible> mmm
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[15:38] <AndarielHalo> prolly just some dood being paid to spam rooms
[15:38] <Djoric> what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
[15:38] <A12> OfficialAudible Spell 'your name'.
[15:38] <MorgiePie> Be ye ah hyooman me friend?
[15:38] <Sharptoe> Djoric: 7
[15:38] <Sharptoe> just 7
[15:38] <@Photosynthetic> Hey. Guys. Cut the dogpiling.
[15:38] <Sharptoe> no units
[15:38] <Djoric> Dammit sharptoe, you fail
[15:38] <MrAnakinSpecter> Uhhh, what's you're favorite SCP, OfficialAudible? : )
[15:39] <Dr_Leonard> Guys, it's not a bad
[15:39] <&kaktus> Guys, please let ops do their job
[15:39] <OfficialAudible> SCP-2700
[15:39] <%Alexandra> OfficialAudible: SCP-2700 (Teleforce, Written by Doctor Anborough, Rating:+172) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-2700
[15:39] <Dr_Leonard> *bot
[15:39] <Sharptoe> Djoric: I fart in you general direction!
[15:39] <@Photosynthetic> MrAnakinSpecter, AndarielHalo, MorgiePie, stop.
[15:39] <MorgiePie> kk
[15:39] <OfficialAudible> mmmm
[15:39] <OfficialAudible> I'm so…
[15:39] <OfficialAudible> So…
[15:39] <OfficialAudible> I need it
[15:39] <Waterfire> I'm just kinda here I guess?
[15:39] <@Photosynthetic> I beg your pardon, OfficialAudible?
[15:40] <A12> Are we allowed to talk?
[15:40] <A12> lol
[15:40] <@Photosynthetic> Yes, A12, just let ops deal with OfficialAudible.
[15:40] <%Deci|HLM2> A12: yes, but let OPs do their thing.
[15:40] <A12> Cause OP's be OP, fair.
[15:40] <OfficialAudible> im so in debt
[15:40] <OfficialAudible> audible hired me to speak here
[15:40] <@Photosynthetic> OK, OfficialAudible, I'm gonna need you to prove that you're human. Tell me your opinions on mustard in the next sixty seconds, or I'm kicking you.
[15:41] <Waterfire> A12 I don't think I've seen you here before. Are you new?
[15:41] <OfficialAudible> I hate mustard
[15:41] <&kaktus> OfficialAudible: we don't allow solicitation.
[15:41] <OfficialAudible> Too spicy
[15:41] <A12> Waterfire Kinda. I've had an account for a while but havent been active
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[15:43] * OfficialAudible (PI.56BEA5EB.FF4E958D.5D9B976C|tibbiM#PI.56BEA5EB.FF4E958D.5D9B976C|tibbiM) has joined #site19
[15:43] <Dr_Leonard> Yes! I heard some human music just this Earth-morning, the primitive Earth-radio was screaming tunes in my human ears!
[15:43] <A12> Humans, thinking pools of water temporarily held aloft by calcium deposists.
[15:43] <Metaphysician> Oh, you *had* to say it like that. Show off;p
[15:43] <OfficialAudible> I always spend my money on.
[15:43] <OfficialAudible> ..
[15:43] <@Photosynthetic> OfficialAudible, we don't allow solicitation.
[15:43] <OfficialAudible> Really fun things
[15:43] <OfficialAudible> Hehehe!
[15:43] <MrAnakinSpecter> I also dislike brachiosauruses, Photosynthetic.
[15:44] <@Photosynthetic> If you want to chat here, you'll need to stop advertising, stop being disruptive, and — in general — behave more like a citizen, less like a salesman.
[15:44] <%Deci|HLM2> even if you're not soliciting or a bot, you're being incoherent. act coherent and understandable.
[15:44] <%Deci|HLM2> oh shit sorry photo
[15:44] <Dr_Leonard> I don't like brontosauruses either
[15:44] <Waterfire> Phtosynthetic, is that the generic species of cruciferous vegetables?
[15:44] <Metaphysician> Semper fi tyrannosaurus.
[15:44] <@Photosynthetic> The family, Waterfire, yeah — Brassicaceae.
[15:44] <Waterfire> ok
[15:44] <@Photosynthetic> The oleoresins are the particularly pungent chemicals that give the family its characteristic flavor.
[15:45] <Waterfire> Have you ever had Romanesco?
[15:45] <OfficialAudible> The guys COME rushing down the street just to look at me
[15:45] <@Photosynthetic> As I have yet to find a food in the family that I actually like, I think it's the oleoresins that put me off.
[15:45] <MrAnakinSpecter> I've learned more about mustard today than I ever would have imagined.
[15:45] <@Photosynthetic> Romanesco?
[15:45] <A12> Photo, what do you do? Are you a biologist?
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[15:45] <Waterfire> .g romanesco brocoli
[15:45] <%Alexandra> Waterfire: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanesco_broccoli — Romanesco broccoli - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "Romanesco broccoli, also known as Romanesque cauliflower or simply as Romanesco, is an edible flower bud of the species Brassica oleracea."
[15:45] <@Photosynthetic> Botanist, A12, yeah. :)
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[15:45] <AndarielHalo> speaking of botanyt
[15:45] <A12> Ah fair.
[15:45] <AndarielHalo> it's a kaktus omg
[15:45] <@Photosynthetic> Oh, huh, Waterfire. I'll check it out.
[15:45] <&kaktus> Omg
[15:46] <Waterfire> I had it once, it's got this light nutty flavor,
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[15:46] <MrAnakinSpecter> I've learned more about mustard and broccoli today than I ever would have imagined.**
[15:46] <@Photosynthetic> It sounds kinda nice, actually, Waterfire — and I'm not at all surprised that people have bred broccoli for a milder taste.
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[15:46] <Dr_Leonard> oreoresins? huh
[15:46] <Metaphysician> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8qohAY3etU
[15:46] <%Alexandra> Metaphysician: Lacey the alpaca cuddles with the cats! She may even think she is a cat! - length 56s - rated 4.98/5.0 (1022) - 347 967 views - atozalpacas on 2011.09.12
[15:46] <Waterfire> Hmm
[15:46] <@Photosynthetic> The gorgeously fractal flowerheads are an added bonus. :> I definitely gotta try that stuff.
[15:47] <@Photosynthetic> Oleoresins, Dr_Leonard, but close. ;)
[15:47] <PossessedInkieShark> wut
[15:47] <A12> Too many big words for me, hehe. I'm going for a smoke break ^^ brb
[15:48] <Dr_Leonard> Photosynthetic I know :>
[15:48] <OfficialAudible> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40u48dnFL1qkpphbo1_500.jpg Wut (nsfw)
[15:48] <@Photosynthetic> Aw, sorry, dude
[15:48] <Metaphysician> What
[15:48] <&kaktus> Dude.
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[15:48] <MrAnakinSpecter> woah
[15:48] <&kaktus> I'm glad you tagged it, but Jesus Christ.
[15:48] <&kaktus> No
[15:48] <Metaphysician> You just got kicked and come back with that:/
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[15:49] <&kaktus> We absolutely don't allow
[15:49] <&kaktus> Welp
[15:49] <AndarielHalo> I'm getting the more cohoerent feeling that that is the meninistshitbag

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[15:54] <OfficialAudible2> Srry
[15:54] <Vertigo> Via PM, http://pastebin.com/j5d3QWjN
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[15:54] <OfficialAudible2> ops
[15:54] <%kaktus> No you're not.
[15:54] <OfficialAudible2> i am
[15:54] <%kaktus> You're sorry you got banned.
[15:54] <&Photosynthetic> I have to agree with Kaktus.
[15:54] <&Photosynthetic> You've shown no signs of remorse.
[15:54] <&Photosynthetic> Quit trolling — it will get you nowhere.
[15:54] <%kaktus> If you were sorry, you would've stopped
[15:55] <OfficialAudible2> YOU can't fucking see remorse from a chatroom
[15:55] <%kaktus> Doesn't matter
[15:55] <OfficialAudible2> qq
[15:55] <&Photosynthetic> We can see behavior, dude.
[15:55] <%kaktus> It's a chat room, I'm an admin, it's my call, and I see this a lot
[15:55] <&Photosynthetic> Such as continuing to troll after being repeatedly told to cut it out.
[15:55] <%kaktus> Mmhmm
[15:55] <OfficialAudible2> What am I doing rite nao?
[15:56] <%kaktus> Begging to be let back in
[15:56] <OfficialAudible2> irl
[15:56] <%kaktus> Likely so you can keep doing What you were doing.
[15:56] <%kaktus> Sitting at a computer? Idgaf
[15:56] <%kaktus> Either way
[15:56] <OfficialAudible2> ban length
[15:56] <%kaktus> Weve decided on a permaban for you.
[15:56] <%kaktus> Do you want to appeal?
[15:56] <OfficialAudible2> Why?
[15:57] <&Photosynthetic> Why perma? Because that's our usual standard for trolling.
[15:57] <%kaktus> I'm asking if you want to appeal
[15:57] <OfficialAudible2> Why can't u put in 24hr?
[15:57] <OfficialAudible2> Jack ass
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3:58 PM <OfficialAudible2> was it good
3:59 PM <PossessedInkieShark> oh boy
3:59 PM <OfficialAudible2> wat
3:59 PM <PossessedInkieShark> ops?
3:59 PM <Deci|AFK> kaktus, Photosynthetic
3:59 PM <%kaktus> Yep
3:59 PM <%kaktus> OfficialAudible2: you didn't appeal, and you're permabanned
3:59 PM <%kaktus> You need to get out.
4:00 PM <OfficialAudible2> Can i appeal?
4:00 PM <%kaktus> I already offered you the chance to
4:00 PM <%kaktus> But
4:00 PM <%kaktus> Sure. Hang on
4:00 PM <OfficialAudible2> First of
4:00 PM <%kaktus> ProcyonPing
4:01 PM <%kaktus> You around?
4:01 PM <%kaktus> Hang on homie
4:01 PM <%kaktus> FlameShirt, you too
4:01 PM <%FlameShirt> Yo.
4:01 PM <OfficialAudible2> I had no idea that if you post an image
4:01 PM <%kaktus> You wanna do this appeal?
4:01 PM <OfficialAudible2> It would show the image
4:01 PM <%kaktus> Photo and I were both involved in the ban, so
4:01 PM <%kaktus> We have to stay out of it
4:02 PM OfficialAudible2 → OfficialAudible|Badconnection
4:03 PM <%FlameShirt> OfficialAudible|Badconnection: I've just had a quick look at the situation, you can deal with me if you want to. I'm leaving in about ten minutes, so you've got until then to appeal.
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4:03 PM <%kaktus> Thanks flimflam
4:03 PM <OfficialAudible|Badconnection> Right
4:03 PM <OfficialAudible|Badconnection> I didn't MEAN to troll
4:03 PM <OfficialAudible|Badconnection> I meant it as satire
4:03 PM <OfficialAudible|Badconnection> as a joke
4:04 PM Sharptoe → Phonetoe
4:04 PM <%ProcyonPing> I'm in and out as well.
4:04 PM <%ProcyonPing> My opinion, having read logs.
4:04 PM <OfficialAudible|Badconnection> and like i said
4:04 PM <OfficialAudible|Badconnection> ugh
4:04 PM <%FlameShirt> I fail to see how posting a sexually explicit image is satire or a joke.
4:04 PM <%ProcyonPing> You were told, repeatedly, and in no uncertain terms.
4:04 PM <%ProcyonPing> To stop being an idiot/troll/"""satirist""" or whatever you were doing.
4:04 PM OfficialAudible|Badconnection → ImBack
4:04 PM <%ProcyonPing> You did not stop. Until you were banned.
4:05 PM <%ProcyonPing> Ah
4:05 PM <%ProcyonPing> That makes our lives just that much easier, don't it?
4:05 PM Channel mode set to +m by %kaktus
4:05 PM <%kaktus> Sure did
4:05 PM <%kaktus> We'll wait.
4:06 PM ImBack → ImBack|BadConnection
4:06 PM <%kaktus> setsukun, you in here?
4:06 PM <%FlameShirt> Dude, you know there's like, an outside.
4:07 PM <%FlameShirt> There are things there to do, people to meet, opportunities to grab.
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00:17 DrAnonymous within a month
00:17 DrAnonymous and let's face it
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00:18 Tuomey wow
00:18 Tuomey such hax
00:18 thedeadlymoose i'm kind of hungry
00:18 Tuomey very leet
00:18 thedeadlymoose i should go food hunting
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00:18 thedeadlymoose also, better
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22:33 > dragondogscp was moc.rr.ser.vgr.C9ACFCEE-CRInys|tibbiM#moc.rr.ser.vgr.C9ACFCEE-CRInys|tibbiM http://www.mibbit.com
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22:33 ChanServ Unknown command mode. "/msg ChanServ HELP" for help.
22:33 Dr_Leonard ops
22:33 ChanServ Channel mode isn't registered.
22:33 Decibelle hi?
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22:33 JamJam66 Leo I just did that ;-;
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<YATES> WAIT
<YATES> BEFORE I GL
<YATES> N
<YATES> GO
<YATES> OPS
<Riemann> Yes?
<YATES> Wait

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<Riemann> Dude
<Riemann> You had time to type this out and everything

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<FiftyNine> Oh, by the way. I have a techincal question.

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<FiftyNine> This guy uses dynamic IP so you asked SynIRC admins to ban him irc-wide on several occasions, right? Don

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<FiftyNine> Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt. Occasionally hit enter.
<FiftyNine> So what I'm asking is this. Don't they ban him by IP too? And if they do, what's the difference? He still can reconnect. I'm just curious how IRC works, is all.

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<MRROBOTOPARODY> Fuck you very much-o, scp admims-o

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<MRROBOTOPARODY> You're wondering who I am
<setsukun> o hai

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<ProcyonGone> o hai setsukun

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<Riemann> Hello setsukun
<MRROBOTOPARODY> oi
<setsukun> MRROBOTOPARODY I'm guessing?

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<Riemann> I think you can guess who our problem is
<ProcyonGone> Yessirrree
<FlameShirt> i can do this all day

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<setsukun> I got this
<Riemann> Thank you
<FlameShirt> o7
<ProcyonGone> U da bes

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<ProcyonGone> Well, glad we agree on something

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<TombGames> #rekt

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<Riemann> yaaay

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<FiftyNine> Guise ;_; Why must you ignore me?

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<insertnickhere> Hey

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<ProcyonGone> Hey setsukun, buddy

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<insertnickhere> Im behind a proxy
<ProcyonGone> yeah
<ProcyonGone> we know
<ProcyonGone> you're very clever and all
<ProcyonGone> must be a genius
<ProcyonGone> cause no one's ever thought of that before
<insertnickhere> can you break proxies?
<ProcyonGone> we can just ban em all day
<ProcyonGone> like target practice
<FlameShirt> pew pew epw

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<insertnickhere> Do i get banned from all synirc THANGS?
<insertnickhere> WAIT

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<ProcyonGone> Eh, you've had your place. If you would?
<Imonmobile> Who do you think I am?

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<setsukun> lol
<ProcyonLotor> I've got a good answer for that. I hope he comes back.
<Riemann> I think this is the same guy we ended up requesting your help for a while back
<ProcyonLotor> It absolutely is.
<setsukun> I'm gonna ask him if he's Batman
<FlameShirt> We've had many funny and amusing trolls over the years, this one is not one of them.

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<Facethefacts> Lets face the facts
<ProcyonLotor> Facethefacts: In answer to your earlier question
<Riemann> FlameShirt, he's also secretly horsepenor
<FlameShirt> horsepenor was so good, he broke my heart when he turned out to be a shit
<FlameShirt> like
<Riemann> I was there when he broke your heart, FlameShirt
<ProcyonLotor> You're a 14 year old with no friends, no girlfriend, probably a family that don't give a shit about you, no real productive hobbies, and no future. You've got a narcissism that is frankly terrifying, and obviously too much free time.
<ProcyonLotor> That is who I think you are.

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<setsukun> I'm on hold with my bank, too.
<setsukun> This is a good time for this lol
<ProcyonLotor> Haha, thanks for taking point.

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<Faku> look
<ProcyonLotor> Oh, we're looking
<ProcyonLotor> But we've seen entirely too much of you already
<Faku> I have LOADS of friends
<ProcyonLotor> hahahahahahaha
<ProcyonLotor> oh man
<Faku> irl and online
<ProcyonLotor> the fact you have to come back with that
<ProcyonLotor> kind of proves it bullshit, don't you think
<Decibelle> i'm totally reassured.
<Faku> 123 if ur horny
<ProcyonLotor> "gotta pause my trollin' spree to convince them I have friends"
<ProcyonLotor> 123
<FlameShirt> 123

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<FlameShirt> lol
<setsukun> Next kill message > 123
<setsukun> lmao
<Riemann> I loved that it's not that the user has been kicked, it's that they quit~
<FlameShirt> please, that would be hilarious
<TombGames> I can't deny that he's dedicated
<ProcyonLotor> Also I love how he only mentioned his friends
<setsukun> He had to say irl and online, leading me to believe he has neither
<ProcyonLotor> "no girlfriend, my folks don't love me, I am kind of arrogant, and I do have too much free time. you were spot on there, procy"
<ProcyonLotor> Yeah, when you have to distinguish…
<TombGames> To be fair, when you're 14 having a family that hates you and not having a girlfriend isn't really a big deal
<TombGames> Like, that's pretty normal for a 14 year old

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<Ucant> letts face it
<Decibelle> what are you, john cena now
<Ucant> I can keep on evading
<Riemann> Decibelle, nah, he's Jack Nicholson
<Decibelle> thats an insult to nicholson
<ProcyonLotor> And we can handle you when you can
<Riemann> You can't handle the truth, see?
<TombGames> Ucant: who are you again?
<ProcyonLotor> WHO ORDERED THE RED ALERT
<Ucant> If u were women
<Ucant> i wood fuk u all
<ProcyonLotor> yeah
<Decibelle> youre not my type
<TombGames> Nah, see
<Decibelle> sorry
<ProcyonLotor> you couldn't handle my bod
<TombGames> you'd need a penis
<ProcyonLotor> if you tried to fuck me

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<Riemann> How did I know that was going to be ugly
<Decibelle> LOL
<Riemann> hahahaha
<ProcyonLotor> YEEEES
<Soulless> 10/10 setsukun
<Silber> synIRC is so horny right now
<ProcyonLotor> oh god
<ProcyonLotor> that should be the MOTD
<ProcyonLotor> "May Encounter Service Disruption: SynIRC is so Horny Right Now"
<Riemann> Alright, hedge your bets. Will the next nick he comes in with have proper spelling, grammar, or neither?
<Decibelle> neither
<ProcyonLotor> I'll take neither for all the money in my bank account, Alex

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<ProcyonLotor> hahahahahahahaha
<eightinches> yo
<FiftyNine> 10/10, mate
<Decibelle> damn, it had proper spelling
<ProcyonLotor> in your dreams, buddy
<Riemann> Well
<Riemann> Proper spelling
<Riemann> Good try, everyone
<ProcyonLotor> we all know you're compensating for something
<eightinches> it's EIGHT INCHES
<TombGames> What, your arm?
<TombGames> You're pretty small
<eightinches> Noo
<ProcyonLotor> the brain tumor that makes him act this way
<ProcyonLotor> it's terminal
<eightinches> My cock
<Decibelle> i think thats confirmed for yes
<Riemann> His attention span?
<ProcyonLotor> can't say that's a bad thing
<TombGames> Dude
<TombGames> we don't want to know about your rooster
<TombGames> Keep your pets to yourself
<ProcyonLotor> cluck cluck cluck
<eightinches> No
<eightinches> my dick
<Riemann> TombGames, if it's only 8 inches, it's more of a chick
<eightinches> is 8inchea
<Decibelle> oh, so youre eight inches tall?
<Decibelle> how are you typing?
<Riemann> Freshly hatched
<TombGames> Look, I don't /care/ if you called him richard
<eightinches> 8inchea
<Decibelle> can an eight inch human even be possible?
<ProcyonLotor> I don't know
<eightinches> MY DICK IS 8 INCHES
<ProcyonLotor> Maybe an extreme preemie?
<ProcyonLotor> Yeah
<ProcyonLotor> We know about Richard
<ProcyonLotor> Did your mother give birth too early?
<Decibelle> at least hes your richard
<ProcyonLotor> Should we call an ambulance?
<eightinches> MY PENIS IS 8 INCHES
<ProcyonLotor> OOoooh
<ProcyonLotor> Well why didn't you say so
<ProcyonLotor> Still lies
<Decibelle> your dream penis, right?
<TombGames> That pen must be awkward to write with
<Decibelle> dont worry, everyone dreams
<Riemann> Dream bigger, kid
<TombGames> Also you typed "is" twice

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<ProcyonLotor> this is kind of like a punch and judy show

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<ProcyonLotor> nah
<Riemann> Procy, Decibelle, you were one nick off
<Riemann> This one has neither!
<biggerthanurs> YOU HAVE A MICROPENIS
<ProcyonLotor> the richard I know
<ProcyonLotor> he's like
<ProcyonLotor> 5'8"
<biggerthanurs> MICROPENIS
<TombGames> biggerthanurs: you seem to have a serious obsession with penis
<ProcyonLotor> Yes
<ProcyonLotor> We know you like penises
<TombGames> Not that there's anything wrong with homosexuality, but this isn't the place
<biggerthanurs> NO
<ProcyonLotor> On occasion, I do like one as well. But it's not a good topic for polite conversation.

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<kaktus> So is this who I think it is?
<ProcyonLotor> Santa
<Riemann> Yes
<ProcyonLotor> He finally snapped
<Riemann> I blame kaktus for this
<kaktus> Poor santa
<setsukun> I blame web chats for problems like this. :P
<TombGames> setsukun: Come on now
<TombGames> webchats aren't a problem
<Riemann> You enabler
<ProcyonLotor> Oh god, the IRCops must occasionally have moments where
<TombGames> we all know they'd work fine if it wasn't for the users
<ProcyonLotor> "oh god look what I am allowing to exist"
<Decibelle> Riemann: this time, ill place bets on correct spelling
<setsukun> I usually recommend putting the chat itself behind a login related to the site.
<ProcyonLotor> I know I have those in 19
<Riemann> Correct spelling, but no grammar, Decibelle?
<Riemann> We'll see
<Decibelle> yeah

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<kaktus> setsukun: that isn't a terrible idea, honestly.
<Riemann> Procy?
<ProcyonLotor> Uh, sure, I'm game

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<Itistoobig> oh
<TombGames> setsukun: the issue is trading accessibility for a better ratio of users to this
<Riemann> Sorry Deci
<Decibelle> Itistoobig: its ok to be LGBTQ+ you know
<Itistoobig> It seems as penis is so big
<ProcyonLotor> Itistoobig!
<ProcyonLotor> OH GOD
<Decibelle> nothing wrong with being gay
<setsukun> True.
<ProcyonLotor> THE RICHARD HAS GONE CRITICAL
<ProcyonLotor> HE IS SIMPLY TOO BIG
<Itistoobig> i'll need to change my pants
<ProcyonLotor> CALL THE POLICE
<Riemann> Proper spelling and grammar, Decibelle.
<ProcyonLotor> CALL THE PRESIDENT
<ProcyonLotor> CALL THE MILITARY
<Decibelle> dammit
<Itistoobig> Niggee
<ProcyonLotor> fuck
<Riemann> Well, as proper grammar as one can get with a nick
<Itistoobig> niggee
<ProcyonLotor> I'm 0/2
<ProcyonLotor> Ah
<Itistoobig> cunt
<ProcyonLotor> We're down to racial slurs
<Decibelle> lmao
<ProcyonLotor> Can't say I expected more out of you

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<Riemann> You're both 0/2, don't feel bad Procy
<Shrek> lmao
<setsukun> Get it?
<setsukun> He's a boob.
<Shrek> :^)
<Riemann> lol
<TombGames> Man, it's like the human embodiment of secondary school toilet graffiti
<Decibelle> Shrek: you should discuss the downsides to capitalism with this guy
<Decibelle> i think he'd appreciate it
<Decibelle> if you can handle it
<Shrek> i have no interest in conversing with this fellow

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<kaktus> This is really easy.
<eytwintfet> Douwannaknow
<Shrek> they're either a child or a reactionary, and i don't know which would be less intellectually stimulating
<ProcyonLotor> if u wanna be my lover
<Riemann> Darn, I forgot to get your bets, Deci and Procy
<ProcyonLotor> u gotta get with my friends
<kaktus> u gotta get wit my freeends
<Riemann> This was a clear neither
<eytwintfet> wat turns me on?
<Decibelle> eytwintfet: penises?

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<eytwintfet> Rouge the bat
<ProcyonLotor> eytwintfet: scat fetish, I'm guessing
<Riemann> Talking about penises?
<ProcyonLotor> And dicks
<TombGames> It's probably penises
<ProcyonLotor> Oh come on
<eytwintfet> sonic
<ProcyonLotor> We all know Blaze is hotter
<Riemann> ProcyonLotor, do we
<eytwintfet> Fucking sexy
<Riemann> Do we

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<kaktus> Bahahahahhaa
<ProcyonLotor> we do

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<Riemann> I don't
<ProcyonLotor> setsukun you are my hero
<Riemann> Hedge your bets again, gang!
<Decibelle> <3 setsukun
<setsukun> Stupid bank, been on hold for 20 minutes. :(
<ProcyonLotor> Uh, I'm feeling lucky this time
<Decibelle> im gonna say
<Decibelle> proper grammar and spelling
<Riemann> Hurry, he'll be back soon!

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<Decibelle> yessss
<Decibelle> i won
<Riemann> Sorry Deci
<Riemann> Rouge is a name
<Riemann> Needs capitalisation
<kaktus> weird choice.
<Decibelle> you dont know that
<ProcyonLotor> but seriously
<Riemann> I do, sorry
<Decibelle> he could be talking about rouge, the word
<ProcyonLotor> blaze is purple and shit
<ProcyonLotor> and rogue
<ProcyonLotor> have you seen her face
<Riemann> Oh
<rougeisfuckinghot> rouge would love my TEN INCH penis up here vagina

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<Riemann> Mispelling too, Decibelle
<ProcyonLotor> I thought it was eight
<Decibelle> …fuck!
<kaktus> Woof
<Silber> .y knuckles wild canyon rap
<Alexandra> Silber: Sonic adventure 2 battle music: Wild Canyon - length 4m 4s - rated 4.92/5.0 (1644) - 356 242 views - flyingmario on 2007.09.28 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=wx4DfHW0WtM
<ProcyonLotor> I want to see how much longer his penis gets throughout this
<Riemann> Neither!
<TombGames> "here vagina"
<kaktus> guys but what about
<kaktus> here vagina
<kaktus> there vagina
<Silber> here is knuckles rapping about rouge the bat being hot
<kaktus> everywhere vagina
<Riemann> where vagina?
<TombGames> ProcyonLotor: I'm pretty sure you'd go to jail
<ProcyonLotor> TombGames: that was a poor choice of words in retrospect
<Riemann> Decibelle, Procy, thoughts?
<Riemann> We're adding a new category
<Riemann> Will it be about his penis

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<Amyishottoo> yeh
<Decibelle> amy i shot too?
<Decibelle> can you clarify that?
<Amyishottoo> amys tits
<ProcyonLotor> jesus christ
<ProcyonLotor> will the violence never end
<ProcyonLotor> not amy too
<Amyishottoo> amy rose
<ProcyonLotor> who did you shoot first

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<Decibelle> amy rose? from where? bed?
<Amyishottoo> amy is hot too
<Riemann> Hi TwistedGears
<ProcyonLotor> the depths of the ocean
<kaktus> Amy's just /ok/
<Amyishottoo> II WOULD FUCK

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<setsukun> …
<kaktus> hahahahaha
<setsukun> Typo ruined it
<Riemann> So close
<ProcyonLotor> don't knock it until you've tried it, setsukun
<kaktus> Close enough.
<kaktus> I feel like I should sticky his section of the banlist to the top
<kaktus> or the bottom
<ProcyonLotor> bottom if you would

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<ProcyonLotor> Tails
<ProcyonLotor> He has those two tails
<hottestsoniccharacter> Who is the hottest?
<ProcyonLotor> and that shitty falsetto
<hottestsoniccharacter> Rougs
<ProcyonLotor> oh god
<Riemann> Eggman
<ProcyonLotor> gets me going every time
<Riemann> Totally Eggman
<hottestsoniccharacter> Nah
<ProcyonLotor> Eggman's not bad either
<hottestsoniccharacter> Rouge
<TombGames> Le Darke Memer, from my fanfic

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<Riemann> He's got that dad belly

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<ProcyonLotor> awww
<ProcyonLotor> run out of nicks?

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<Decibelle> 0/10 originality

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<ProcyonLotor> can you like, fuck negative people
<kaktus> bahaha
<ProcyonLotor> I am pretty sure he can stop sex from happening
<ProcyonLotor> even in retrospect
<setsukun> lol

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<Guesshowlongitis> GUESA
<Guesshowlongitis> GUESS
<Decibelle> Guesshowlongitis: -5 meters?
<ProcyonLotor> 2 inches erect

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<Decibelle> ProcyonLotor: giving him too much credit

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<TombGames> "Guesshowlongitis" sounds like a nasty disease
<ProcyonLotor> Decibelle: I'm a charitable man at heart

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<TombGames> Seriously go see your doctor about that
<Decibelle> :|
<Decibelle> jesus fuck
<kaktus> ooooh that was a unique hostname.
<Live2Die> >.>
<ProcyonLotor> Or he's simply switched proxy providers
<TombGames> I gotta wonder what the fuck he's using
<ProcyonLotor> Yeah. He's got some big ass list
<Decibelle> im going to feel bad for the users who get legitimately banned by his fuckery
<Decibelle> if thats possible
<ProcyonLotor> eh
<ProcyonLotor> they're all proxy ips

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<ProcyonLotor> yeah
<Soulless> we've found him, the man who is literally behind 70 proxies
<ProcyonLotor> I'd love it too
<ProcyonLotor> I'd laugh so hard
<chicksloveit> mm
<ProcyonLotor> oh god
<Decibelle> chicksloveit: i dont love it
<Decibelle> sorry :(
<ProcyonLotor> "oh jesus christ I didn't know they came that short"
<Decibelle> yeah
<ProcyonLotor> "this is the funniest thing ever"
<Decibelle> basically
<ProcyonLotor> "I love it"
<chicksloveit> Decibelle I would fuck you
<chicksloveit> hard
<Decibelle> lmao
<chicksloveit> Show tits
<ProcyonLotor> that's assuming she couldn't floor you with a gentle push

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<Decibelle> ive been known to give a mean punch to people from time to time

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<Decibelle> i could probably breathe on this piece of shit and hed collapse
<kaktus> Hey guys, I'm going to set this channel to +m for a little bit
<kaktus> until he gets bored
<Decibelle> ok
<kaktus> he won't be able to respond.

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<Decibelle> fine by me
<ProcyonLotor> Probably don't need to give voice

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<ProcyonLotor> but it's the thought that counts

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<kaktus> Thanks soulless.
<Soulless> kaktus: NP baby.
<ProcyonLotor> u da bes

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<Riemann> oh no guys for some reason I can't speak

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<setsukun> lol
<kaktus> bahahahaha
<Soulless> have you guys ever been literally a baby
<setsukun> He's probably so butt hurt no one can hear him
<kaktus> Sort of figured.

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<kaktus> If he goes into #site19, we can just set +R in there for a bit.
<ProcyonLotor> let's just set it +m when he arrives

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<Riemann> oh hahaha I almost +m'd theworstninja
<kaktus> Good call.
<kaktus> bahaahahaha
<ProcyonLotor> teehee
<theworstninja> What? Why?
<setsukun> I almost banned him ahah
<Decibelle> theworstninja: we're dealing with a troll problem
<Riemann> We've been dealing with a troll, theworstninja
<ProcyonLotor> We're dealin' with crap in here, ninja
<theworstninja> Oh jeez
<theworstninja> I wanted to ask a thing, but I guess later then
<kaktus> You probably dont wanna be in here for a little bit lol
<theworstninja> Sorry to interrupt
<kaktus> You can PM one of us.
<kaktus> no biggie
<kaktus> :D
<Riemann> It's not your fault, friend
<theworstninja> Nah, I get your busy, the PM can wait. Hope it is all sorted out.
<theworstninja> you're*
<ProcyonLotor> Nah, don't worry
<ProcyonLotor> You're not troubling us

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<kaktus> Thats actually not a bad idea.
<kaktus> We can just give voice to people.

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<Riemann> I got chu kaktus

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<Cimmerian> if memory serves when +m is on, the ops can still see the things you say, right?
<Cimmerian> ahh damn it
<Riemann> No
<Soulless> Cimmerian: no
<Riemann> Only ops can speak
<Soulless> Cimmerian: you're not allowed to talk at all

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<Riemann> I'm groaning, at least

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<Soulless> lol
<kaktus> Just leave it on for a bit.
<setsukun> I wonder
<Soulless> ok

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<setsukun> fgadscgvzdxc
<Soulless> Wow
<ProcyonLotor> alright
<ProcyonLotor> IRCops are magic
<Riemann> too much power
<setsukun> Thought so
<Soulless> it's a miracle
<Soulless> time to convert to ircism
<kaktus> lawd jesus

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<OMGITSJACK> admins
<Eskobear> Hi, can we help you?
<OMGITSJACK> Before I leave forever
<Eskobear> setsukun, kottizen

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<Eskobear> Yes, OMGITSJACK? You were saying?
<OMGITSJACK> And I start up my own wiki

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<Eskobear> Damn connection. Gonna be hard to run a wiki like that.
<OMGITSJACK> can you refer me as 'The King of Evades'?
<OMGITSJACK> Instead of T#S
<Eskobear> Hang on.
<Tuomey> I'm sorry, we don't support monarchy
<Eskobear> oh, that is a point, actually
<Eskobear> we're pretty anti-monarchy
<OMGITSJACK> Tuomey President
<Eskobear> tsk, sorry
<OMGITSJACK> Foolish mortals
<Eskobear> we're still working on validating the results of that election
<Tuomey> We'd have to have an election, and you don't meet our candidacy requirements
<OMGITSJACK> I will be back!
<Tuomey> Hey, before you go
<OMGITSJACK> But I evaded a shitton of times
<Tuomey> Can you tell me where you're getting all the blackjack cards for your own wiki?
<OMGITSJACK> Am I infamous?
<Eskobear> Sorry, we measured your evastion, and it's a scant few shitpounds.
<Tuomey> Not really
<OMGITSJACK> Tuomey you are an idiot
<Tuomey> I'm not actually sure who you are
<Tuomey> You're jumdush, right?
<Eskobear> You will literally never be remembered for anything, ever.
<OMGITSJACK> Tuomey Thatfedoradude
<Tuomey> Who?
<OMGITSJACK> Thatfedoradude
<Eskobear> tuomey: some hat girl
<Tuomey> Not ringing any bells
<OMGITSJACK> The Meninist shitbag
<Eskobear> don't remember many details
<OMGITSJACK> DrJackson
<OMGITSJACK> Jasonthebrithog

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<Tuomey> I don't think you have a doctorate
<Eskobear> tuomey, are they sayign words?
<Eskobear> i don't even
<OMGITSJACK> Nny
<Tuomey> Or a medical degree
<Eskobear> tuomey: maybe it's a diploma factory thing
<OMGITSJACK> The whisperwr
<Eskobear> or a Doctor of Letters type issue
<Tuomey> Eskobear: that's possible
<OMGITSJACK> Oh and btw
<Tuomey> But even diploma factories require you to be over 12
<Eskobear> tuomey: he's the, uh, shit
<Eskobear> who's the child doctor kid
<Eskobear> from that TV show
<OMGITSJACK> Tuomey i'm 13
<Eskobear> ah, may not have b—DOOGIE
<Eskobear> that's it
<Tuomey> OMGITSJACK: I thought you said you were thatfedoradude
<Tuomey> what kind of name is 13
<Eskobear> hi 13
<Eskobear> i'm dad
<Tuomey> that's not a name, it's a number
<OMGITSJACK> My age is -1
<OMGITSJACK> minus -989
<OMGITSJACK> plz plz put it on alexandra log as omgitsjack banned until 3000 or sumtin
<OMGITSJACK> .seen eskobear
<Alexandra> OMGITSJACK: eskobear was last seen 1 minute ago saying: i'm dad
<Tuomey> I dunno
<Eskobear> Eh. Doesn't seem worth it.
<Eskobear> I mean, a 13 year old.
<Eskobear> Might hurt your self-esteem.
<Tuomey> I feel like we should just delete the threads, it's hardly worth making a fuss voer
<Tuomey> *over
<OMGITSJACK> eskobear do it 4 the lolzorz
<Eskobear> Ruin your future and everything.
<Eskobear> Damage your self-actualization.
<Tuomey> I'm not sure what lasers have to do with this
<Eskobear> tuomey: he's a Lupe Fiasco fan
<Eskobear> but that album sucked, though
<OMGITSJACK> Unban me then
<Eskobear> i'm not sure about your tastes, sir
<Drewbear> Jackie-bo-backie, I have a question for you?
<Eskobear> i mean, you're talking
<Eskobear> obviously you're not banned
<OMGITSJACK> Drew yes?
<Drewbear> how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
<Eskobear> god dammit, drew
<Eskobear> he's not old enough to do that kind of math
<OMGITSJACK> 38
<Drewbear> sorry, you forgot the units
<Drewbear> 0 on that quiz
<OMGITSJACK> 42
<Drewbear> you'll need to do make up work
<Tuomey> Also you're off by, like, several orders of magnitude
<Drewbear> didn't show your work either
<OMGITSJACK> Tuomey SßSSSSBDBDBFNNFENSMDBUFdukfzjzfiltjFiatFIOfOf
<Eskobear> I'm gonna need to see a free-body diagram on that woodchucking.
<Eskobear> oh shit, tuomey
<Eskobear> he used an esszett at you
<Eskobear> you best get scurred

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<RhettSarlin> le sigh
<Tuomey> Did he overload or something there
<RhettSarlin> he'll be back
<Tuomey> Of course he will

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<Tuomey> He said he was gone forever
<KINGOFEVADES> more questions plz
<Tuomey> That's how you know he'll come back
<KINGOFEVADES> left accedient by
<Tuomey> KINGOFEVADES: do you have a question for staff?
<KINGOFEVADES> am smarterer
<RhettSarlin> hi, KINGOFEVADES! welcome to #site17. do you have a question about the SCP foundation?
<KINGOFEVADES> Why are you a bunch of assholes

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<OMGITSJACK> Y u no unban thatfedoradude

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<setsukun> Fuck
<setsukun> lol
<Tuomey> #rekt
<setsukun> Oh
<setsukun> Good.
<Eskobear> thank christ
<Soulless> Thank you very much setsukun!
<setsukun> I thought I got someone else.
<setsukun> He'll be back.
<Soulless> What should we do if/when he comes back?
<setsukun> I'll be here
<Soulless> Ok

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<OMFGITZJACKOORYY> can we continue the test
<OMFGITZJACKOORYY> plz
<Soulless> Wow you were right setsukun
<OMFGITZJACKOORYY> Soulless Hullo, mr cant take a dick joke
<Eskobear> setsukun or Kottizen either
<OMFGITZJACKOORYY> Oolong
<OMFGITZJACKOORYY> vs
<OMFGITZJACKOORYY> dick
<Tuomey> OMFGITZJACKOORYY: you just gotta make it big enough to be funny
<OMFGITZJACKOORYY> penis
<Tuomey> but then again
<Tuomey> that's gotta be a problem with you
<OMFGITZJACKOORYY> It makes rebecca moan when I sticky my oolong up her wholeleaf
<Eskobear> For what it's worth, I really admire your committment.
<Eskobear> You hate women, so you talk about penises constantly.
<Eskobear> It's consistent.

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<Soulless> Thank you setsukun again
<ZOMGITZJACKOOORY> psst

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<Eskobear> usually we have to play evasion whackamole with regular ban powers
<goofyquestions> psst
<Eskobear> this is way more entertaining

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<Drewbear> again, thank you setsukun
<boingbounceboing> hai!
<Eskobear> hi
<Drewbear> hello, boing. do you have a question for Staff?
<boingbounceboing> Out of simple curiousity

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<Photosynthetic> Yes?
<boingbounceboing> what is the crazed ott attempt to appeal you've had here?
<setsukun> Do you allow swearing in here?
<Eskobear> setsukun: most emphatically
<Drewbear> setsukun, yes
<Tuomey> setsukun: fuck yeah
<Photosynthetic> setsukun: Yes, within reason.
<boingbounceboing> *craziest
<setsukun> Whooo
<Photosynthetic> We don't allow abuse, but profanity's fine otherwise.
<Eskobear> right, that's true
<boingbounceboing> fuckfuckfuckfuxk
<Eskobear> general profanity rather than slurs
<Roget> fucking fucks

• Eskobear doesn't typically group them in the same category

<Roget> truck fucks
<boingbounceboing> fuck cuunts
<Eskobear> roget: is that why Truck Nuttz exist?

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<Drewbear> anyway, what was your question, boing?
<Roget> Eskobear: that is a mystery even I am not qualified to answer
<Eskobear> yeah, it hardly matters
<Eskobear> he'll rejoin

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<Eskobear> see? like that
<boingbounceboing> psst
<Drewbear> anyway, what was your question, boing?
<Tuomey> Eskobear: truly, you are a prophet
<Eskobear> setsukun, whenever you're ready

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<Drewbear> HA!
<Eskobear> it's mostly funny because you know he's a rampant homophobe
<Eskobear> like, he never got a chance to express it
<Eskobear> but you just /know/
<Soulless> Eskobear: Where's that secret santa moosefic with the cock of justice and dr evil guy withthe overly loose asshole
<Drewbear> he's already admited to being, what? 13?
<Eskobear> soulless: sounds like something to ask Troy about
<Eskobear> drew: yeah
<Tuomey> Drewbear: yeah
<Drewbear> I think he's doing that whole "flailing against perceived authority" thing
<Eskobear> and he had already admitted to being 14

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<Thelordofpotato> hai
<Eskobear> this is the worst Benjamin Button disease I've ever seen
<Eskobear> he's getting younger

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<Thelordofpotato> who is?
<setsukun> Thelordofpotato, psst?
<Thelordofpotato> setsukun yes?
<setsukun> Hmm
<Photosynthetic> Hello, Thelordofpotato. Got something to say?

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<Thelordofpotato> Bit of an absurd question but..
<Thelordofpotato> If you printed out all of the pages on the SCP site
<Thelordofpotato> and then piled the pages together
<Thelordofpotato> how tall would that stack of pages be?
<Drewbear> I think someone calculated that we're somewhere around 30 novels long?
<Photosynthetic> It'd probably reach at least to the top of the Eiffel Tower, but I'm aiming for Everest.
<Drewbear> 30, 35?
<Photosynthetic> Aw, not even that.
<Armstrong> Thelordofpotato: The whole stack of pages, or just skips?

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<Eskobear> actually, you could probably just look at how long the PDFs are all together
<Thelordofpotato> The entire fucking thang dawg
<Tuomey> Well, if it's just the thang dawg, then one page
<Tuomey> That article can fit on one page

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<Armstrong> A really fucking large page.
<Thelordofpotato> Tuomey nono
<Armstrong> I actually kind of want to make that calculation now.
<Thelordofpotato> each page is a separate piece of paper
<Thelordofpotato> Also
<Thelordofpotato> How many of it would it take to reach SPÀAAAAAAACE?
<Tuomey> I know how pages work, yes

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<Armstrong> Oh, i'm sure we wouldn't reach space.
<Tuomey> Also you can't really reach space with paper
<Tuomey> the stack would fall over
<Armstrong> Actually, this reminds me of that Bill Gates picture.
<Eskobear> tuomey: you could attach a counterweight in orbit to hold it up
<Photosynthetic> What tombs said.
<Eskobear> the Space Elevator method
<Thelordofpotato> Tuomey hypothetically
<Armstrong> With him sitting on a huge pile of paper and holding a CD.
<Drewbear> structurally reinforced paper, Tuomey, /obviously/
<Photosynthetic> Eskobear, but then you've just built a space elevator and tried to anchor it with paper, which is just a terrible waste.
<Thelordofpotato> Not literally
<Drewbear> like Wondertainment's Super Paper
<Armstrong> And saying "all this shit fits here".
<Photosynthetic> Both of paper and space elevators!
<Soulless> Actually Thelordofpotato did you have anything substantial to say actually
<Eskobear> photo: as opposed to the rest of this plan, which was marvelously efficient

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<Photosynthetic> Well, *yeah.*
<Thelordofpotato> You did say that yoy would try to answer any goofy questions
<Thelordofpotato> *yoi
<Drewbear> but yeah, potato, do you have a legit question for Staff?
<Eskobear> setsukun, again, anytime you're ready, i think you're weapons free
<Thelordofpotato> Y u no unban thatfedoradude
<Soulless> Thelordofpotato: oh ok, so confirmed then, setsukun thank you
<Thelordofpotato> thatfedora is nice very person
<Drewbear> thank you, potato
<Drewbear> thank you
<Thelordofpotato> person very nice

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<Thelordofpotato> nice very person
<Eskobear> drewbear, he's a filthy human sympathizer
<Drewbear> but I thought he was a potato!

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21:44 DrHuxtable Oh
21:44 DrHuxtable OH
21:44 DrHuxtable OHHH
21:45 DrHuxtable You honestly think that you can stop me?
21:45 DrHuxtable .seen bright
21:45 Alexandra DrHuxtable: bright was last seen 1 hour, 42 minutes ago saying: And you will get them. But it may take some time.
21:45 DrHuxtable .seen that
21:45 Alexandra DrHuxtable: I've never seen that
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21:45 Soulless lol
21:45 Soulless GJ
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Work it out yourself, idiot

3.) You are such a retard

I don't wanna waste more energy on arguing against a retard.
Also, shouldn't you be an asshole somewhere else?

Shut up.

GO DIE

ALL OF YOU DESERVE TO DIE. I HOPE SOMEBODY SLITS YOUR KNECKS AND THEN SH!TS ON ON!!!!!!!!!!!! FCK YOU FCK YOU FCK YOU FCK YOU ASSHOLE D!CK

By the time he got around to that last post, he had already created an alternate account as "justbreakingthewall" and was replying to himself with

It's a potentially good idea, but the way you write it is AWFUL!

suggesting that he was deliberately burning his old account and trying to throw people off.