<~Bright> im just saying that it might be the best way to break it to him
<&thedeadlymoose> I don't agree. He's probably going to flip out like he did last time.
<&DrMann> I tend to agree with moose here.
<&DrMann> He has a history.
<&TroyL> Regardless of his history, we have a duty to address this seriously and professionally.
<&TroyL> That being said, I agree with Bright.
<&Drewbear> I think Bright has a good idea here, but I'm worried abotu the execution.
<&Drewbear> *about
<@Roget> Does he have a history of plagarism too?
<~Bright> wouldnt be that hard to manage. we just get him in and we tell him what the situation is and how were gonna to fix it.
<&thedeadlymoose> He's going to flip over this, you realize? XP
<&DrMann> He is. And it's going to be ugly.
<&TroyL> Roget: No real way of knowing. His other pages have never survived. For all we know, he just copy/pasted them all from DA.
<&TroyL> Less ugly. More… graphic, I guess?
<@Clef> I can do it if no one wants to.
<~Bright> nah. we got it clef
<&Drewbear> So, who gets the honors?
<~Bright> I was gonna suggest moose but he doesnt like the idea
<&thedeadlymoose> I'll do it, but I don't like the idea.
<&thedeadlymoose> lol XD
<&DrMann> I vote Troy.
<&TroyL> I vote… not Troy.
<&Drewbear> I also vote Troy.
<&TroyL> God damnit.
<~Bright> yer the only one who still talks to him man
<&TroyL> Fine, god damnit.
<&thedeadlymoose> You want me to do it?
<&TroyL> Nah. I've already got the PM open.
<TroyL> Hey, Stimson. You're banned.
<Stimson> …
<Stimson> what?
<TroyL> Sorry. Check O5 for the relevant information. Administration has decided on perma. You can appeal to us if you want, but your actions are pretty cut and dry at this point.
<Stimson> what did i do?!
<TroyL> You directly plagarised two of your SCPs, mate. You can't just copy/paste things you think are cool off of the internet anymore.
<TroyL> The site has changed.
<Stimson> this is bullshit
<TroyL> Sorry, man. Like I said, this is just how things are.
<Stimson> i didnt copy shit
<TroyL> We've got logs that say otherwise.
<Stimson> fuck you
<&TroyL> Alright, it's done.
<~Bright> how'd he take it?
<&TroyL> He didn't tell me to choke on a bag of goat dicks, so better than normal.
<&thedeadlymoose> XD
<&thedeadlymoose> So poorly. :P
<&TroyL> Well, we knew it wasn't going to be good.
<&DrMann> Hang on. He's PMing me.
<Stimson> did you do this shit?
<DrMann> …Which feces are you inquiring about, precisely?
<Stimson> this shit with the banning
<Stimson> i want to know who is doing this shit
<DrMann> No one is "doing this shit." Except you. When you plagarized and got yourself banned.
<Stimson> fuck you no i didnt i didn't plagarize shit
<DrMann> We have logs from both the sites, two seperate users, one of whom complained to us directly.
<DrMann> The evidence is not in your favor.
<Stimson> fuck your evidence this is horse shit
<DrMann> Be that as it may, it's horse shit that you have been the primary mucker for.
<Stimson> what?
<DrMann> I said you shovel poop.
<Stimson> fuck you
<&DrMann> That was less than illuminating.
<&TroyL> Are you choking on a goat's dick, Mann?
<&DrMann> No, but I did accuse him of being a fecal engineer.
<&thedeadlymoose> XD
<&thedeadlymoose> shit it's my turn XD
<Stimson> hey i want to know about this "evidence' you have?
<thedeadlymoose> well
<thedeadlymoose> it's not 'evidence'
<thedeadlymoose> it's evidence
<thedeadlymoose> without the quotes
<thedeadlymoose> because it is factual and accurate
<thedeadlymoose> we have users who created accounts, just to complain
<thedeadlymoose> about you
<thedeadlymoose> stealing their stuff
<thedeadlymoose> from other forums
<thedeadlymoose> forums you are not even a member of
<thedeadlymoose> and we have screen caps of their pages
<thedeadlymoose> with dates
<thedeadlymoose> dates which do not come after the dates on your pages
<Stimson> so?
<thedeadlymoose> …
<thedeadlymoose> i'm not sure you understand what I'm saying here
<thedeadlymoose> *I'm
<thedeadlymoose> I'm saying that we have evidence that you literally copy/pasted someone's work from deviantart.
<thedeadlymoose> word for word
<thedeadlymoose> and basically claimed it was your own
<Stimson> i didnt they copied mine
<thedeadlymoose> and that isn't acceptable
<thedeadlymoose> …that copied yours?
<thedeadlymoose> *they
<thedeadlymoose> with the dates that it was written magically before?
<thedeadlymoose> that doesn't compute man
<thedeadlymoose> at all
<thedeadlymoose> we would most likely have just given you a long ban if you'd fessed up about it
<thedeadlymoose> but you didn't
<thedeadlymoose> and now, you're reaping what you sewed
<thedeadlymoose> so…
<Stimson> fuck you
<thedeadlymoose> …
<&thedeadlymoose> Did he tell everyone else "fuck you"?
<&TroyL> Roger dodger.
<&Drewbear> lol
<&DrMann> I try not to listen to plebian ramblings.
<@Clef> …
<@Clef> Is he seriously PMing me?
<&thedeadlymoose> omg XD
<~Bright> this will be good
<Stimson> hey you have a minute?
<Clef> I always have a minute for one of my fans. How can I help you today?
<Stimson> are you still an admin?
<Clef> I do, from time to time, choose to administrate sites.
<Stimson> do you know about this banning bullshit?
<Clef> Hang on. Let me see if I can…
*Clef rifles through some files.
<Clef> Yes, here we go. Stimson. It says here that you are a plagarist and apparently… a "poop shoveler"?
<Stimson> …
<Clef> Yes. Yes, a poop shoveler.
<Clef> I won't sign your shovel, though.
<Stimson> fuck you
<Clef> It has poop on it.
Stimson has joined #Site19
<Stimson> i didnt plagarize shit this is shit and fuck all of you people you are all assholes i have been a member of this site for six fucking years and you all just ban me?! this is fucking shit you fucks
*YOU! Kicked Stimson. (Wow, rude)
<@Flameshirt> wow
<@Wogglebug> yeah
<@Clef> Welp.
<@Clef> That should be that.
<&TroyL> God, I hope so.
<&Drewbear> Yeah.
<&Drewbear> You gotta wonder though. Why would he do that? I mean, he hadn't written anything in years.
<~Bright> eh. he was afraid.
<&Drewbear> Afraid of what?
<~Bright> same thing we all are. bein' fergot.
<&TroyL> Shitty way to be remembered.
<&DrMann> Agreed.
Approximately one month later:
<Stimson> hey do u have a min
<Bright> no fuck you
<Stimson> no fuck you!
<Bright> no u
<Stimson> i hate u!
