Meet The Staff

Senior Staff and You

These are the people who are assigned responsibilities on the site. It's their job to help keep the site running as smoothly and as well as possible. Most of them are veterans, with experience built up from the time spent here. Here's a small dossier to help show who the senior staff are. If you have an issue for staff to address, please refer to the Contact Staff page.


aismallardaismallard: Programmer, sapient duck, Wikijump-er and Tech Co-Captain. Sometimes writes too. Can be contacted on Discord, IRC, and Wikidot PM with questions about technical details for drafts or technical details about the wiki. Runs @wikidotbugs on Twitter.

DexanoteDexanote: Canadian Pokemon Master. Good at brainstorming and expanding on ideas, not so great when it comes to rewrites and refining failed drafts. Excellent at grammar and phrasing. Possibly part hobbit. Has not, in fact, caught them all.

DrBleepDrBleep: Most easily reached via IRC, or PM. Current captain of MAST. Is a career Microbiologist, PhD candidate, knowledgeable in most topics involving bacteria and viruses. Avid gamer. Staff member in other communities not involved with SCP. Sometimes on a full moon when they aren't running mad science, they are available to give crit. She/Her.

DrEverettMannDrEverettMann: A pretty cool guy, and a great writer. He's got a very impressive creative mind, though sometimes it's used for evil. Good choice for asking military-related questions. Also runs the Wanderers Library.

Jacob ConwellJacob Conwell: Half man, half robot, and half coffee, Conwell came to the wiki to delete cold posts and write articles and tales of dubious quality. Perhaps it's for the best that the cold posts never seem to stop. As the admin currently running the majority of deletions on the site, Conwell will likely delete something of yours at some point if it hits -10 votes. He’s usually in the chat and is happy to look at drafts of all kinds. He’s better used for developing ideas than for fixing grammar because words are hard.

ManyMeatsManyMeats: An amalgamation of meats and also a pretty decent bowler. Perhaps most infamous for the extreme amount of mana required to summon him, he is usually found dishing out Site Crit or pummeling the masses with knowledge in IRC. Has a dog that is substantially cooler than he is, and who is also better at Site Crit.

stormbreathstormbreath: Wikiwalk staffer, spends way too much time on this site. Site lore guru, has written for most GoIs. CSS hack, has made multiple themes. Can be contacted for crit and feedback if needed.

WhiteGuardWhiteGuard: Resident knight and history enthusiast, he is a very friendly fellow. Being acutely aware of staff statuses, feel free to ask him if you are curious about staff as a whole. WhiteGuard is probably best known for being the "non-official interviewer for the SCP Wiki."

YossipossiYossipossi: Resident pattern screamer, local author, and nation-mandated dumbass. They are the Co-Captain of Internet Outreach, and a member of MAST, Tech, and Anti-Harassment; they also moderate r/SCPDeclassified and r/DankMemesFromSite19. Can be communicated with via Discord, Reddit, Twitter, Wikidot, and telepathic communication.

ZynZyn: Poetry enthusiast, betta fish parent, and Nymphalis antiopa caretaker. Zyn maintains the Butterfly Squad Roster, and is available to answer questions via wikidot PM. She can help if you want your articles to evoke non-scary emotions. Can also provide some guidance regarding psychology (admittedly, it's been years since the undergrad thesis and psyc lab research…). Favors "Marp" as an onomatopoeia. Is kaiju butterfly ninja master on the weekends.


CityToastCityToast: Writer, social media addict, VR and tabletop game developer, general nerd. Developed licensing knowledge and powers after being bitten by a radioactive copyright violation as a teenager. Member of Licensing and IO.

CroquemboucheCroquembouche: Knows things about JS, CSS and ListPages. Changed the password to the coffee machine in the staff room and won't tell anyone what it is. Deals format screws in dark alleyways from trenchcoat pockets. The trenchcoat is also for sale.

Deadly BreadDeadly Bread: Is missing bones and would like to be notified if they are found. Derives sustenance from MAST work and can be contacted through both IRC and Discord. Will tag articles in exchange for the single live bee found in Cleopatra’s coffin.

DrAkimotoDrAkimoto: No Blurb

Elenee FishTruckElenee FishTruck: Licensehower of the SCP wiki. If you have questions about image use and the Creative Commons license, they’ll most likely know the answer. They’ll also know who removed an image from your article and why, since it was probably them. Also does cool things for Community Outreach sometimes. Can be contacted via Discord, IRC, and Wikidot PM.

fabledtieflingfabledtiefling: Active reviewer and critic, always available to help you develop your ideas into something great. Has probably commented on your idea thread. Member of MAST and the Forum Crit teams. Yes, the horns are real. Feel free to reach out via Wikidot PM or on Discord (FabledTiefling 💫#1337) with any questions or if you want feedback on something!

gee0765gee0765: trollface with sunglasses smoking a joint. does some things

HarryBlankHarryBlank: Persistently Canadian. Types too fast, writes too much. Knows About History. University professor. Alternates between terse and flagrantly verbose. Tired. So very tired.

JorethJoreth: People think Joreth is a wolf - but he's actually a dog wearing a wolf hat. Believed to be made staff in a failed attempt to curb shitposting. Does Internet Outreach because no one wants him on the site.

LadyKatieLadyKatie: LadyKatie is our primary staff member for translation work on the wiki, as well as our primary contact for the INT Community and the translation sites. She also helps around the forums, giving crit and offering advice. She has an excellent cat named Pepper.

LeveritasLeveritas: Currently the despot moderator managing the experiment log for SCP-914 (don't PM him to ask if your entry will be good, makes him very cranky). This takes up most of his time on the Wiki, so make sure a draft or idea is well thought out before approaching him. Especially enjoys drafts with a strong sub-narrative. He's also fluent in Dutch, if you need that for some reason.

LimeyyLimeyy: Just a site reader falling upwards into Operational Staff. Captain of Site crit, officially the deadest team on the site. Also VC of Rewrite, on MAST and CO, feel free to PM if you have any queries on them.

ModulumModulum: A wonky nerdy gay music crow with an eye for design, analysis and educational content™️, Mod is - fittingly - a mod in several respects. He currently directs collab log pruning for MAST and also manages social media for Internet Outreach. Creator, curator, and head moderator of r/SCPDeclassified, home to the wordiest SCP content on the web. Subsists exclusively on a diet of synthesizers and science fiction novels.

NaepicNaepic: Former leader of the Castration Initiative and can't believe that the name actually stuck. Dumber than he looks. Has eaten more silica gel than most people everyone, and it shows. Can't read because he's a Yugioh player. Vice captain of three two teams because nobody could convince him to keep captainship for more than half a day.

OptimisticLucioOptimisticLucio: No one on staff, including him, is entirely sure how he got here. Has a comically sized collection of board games he never touched, and an equally sized collection of books he still is procrastinating on reading. Sometimes slow to answer DMs, but will answer them.

pr0m37h3umpr0m37h3um: Pandora/Prometheus (she/he/they) is exactly the type of person you would expect to name themself after not one, but two Greek mythological figures. Mechanical engineer, habitual gamer, member of MAST, and captain of the Recap Team, he can be found on Twitter and Discord (Prometheus#1312). She considers herself friendly and approachable, so don't be afraid to have a chat!

RiemannRiemann: Resident weizhong wrangler. They're the resident physics nut with strong opinions on your math draft. Will repeatedly talk about deconstruction and post-structuralism in reviewing your drafts, forum or crit. Also the self proclaimed Riewrite team member.

UncertaintyCrossingUncertaintyCrossing: You probably know this incorporeal user from a variety of places, under a variety of names, under a variety of appearances. Here on the wiki though, UC can be found welcoming newcomers or illustrating books borrowed from a certain Library. Don't tell the Wanderers it's ended up becoming a Jailor.

VivariumVivarium: We have yet to figure out what Vivarium is, but we think he is kinda neat. If you ask them nicely and offer them a sacrifice, they might crit something for you. Most easily reached via Wikidot PM or Discord. Vivarium is also not a cult leader and any rumors stating otherwise are lies.

Operational Staff

Assistant NullAssistant Null: The white void of nothingness on old reddit.

Captain KirbyCaptain Kirby: Not as famous as the video game character, but appears in chat and on the forums more often. Also known for complaining about Computers, Robots, and Other Things He Deals With On A Daily Basis. Most easily contacted on IRC and wikidot PMs. And before you ask, yes, I did put valuable time and energy into making this witty. Thanks for noticing.

CerastesCerastes: We're not really sure how they got here, and neither are they.

GremlinGroupGremlinGroup: Just the one Gremlin, actually. Or Greebo. That too. I contribute to the apparently-monthly Recap releases. If you have any questions or feedback about them (or anything else you've seen me involved in) don't hesitate to send a Wikidot PM!

HexickHexick: Is scared of people, and happy to be here! She much enjoys recording data, reading, writing, existential dread, computers, the outdoors, robotics, and a slew of other totally normal things. Likes helping out both on-site and in IRC, and tries to be very thorough; nothing gets past her! [Placeholder; staff summary goes here. Remember to remove this during finalization.]

hungrypossumhungrypossum: Legend says he can be summoned by stacking five different cheese types on a sandwich, or by sandwiching a burger patty between two other burger patties. Food is always a great conversation starter with starvingpossum. Fluffy animal fun facts earn you a gold star in his book. Always happy to help with and answer questions about tags, Wikiwalk, Site Crit, or anything really.

Jack WaltzJack Waltz: Maliciously prefers leaves his blurb unannounced, though is known to be perpetually lost and a cloud enthusiast!

JackalRelatedJackalRelated: Film and visual media enthusiast, probably a walking film camera. Worked on the masterpiece MAST (2020), which won an imaginary Oscar. Can be found at film studios: IRC, Discord, and Wikidot PM. Will one day make a film that rips off the plot of one of his SCPs wholesale.

JerdenJerden: SCP lore occupies headspace that probably should have been reserved for actually useful information. Very British, aber ich spreche auch Deutsch. Happy to answer questions about collaborative pages, international branches, very long lists and vector art graphics.

Lazar LyusternikLazar Lyusternik: Draft critter. Idea critter. Possibly swamp critter. Can be found frequenting IRC and forums. Keeps a watchful eye on draft and idea forums to poach unsuspecting posts.

LemonBee12LemonBee12: Trapped within the depths of MAST by her thematically appropriate username.

Marcelles_RaynesMarcelles_Raynes: He was born in #thecritters, molded by it. He didn't see a successful post until he was a man and by then it was nothing to him but blinding!

OccultistMaveOccultistMave: Current location: Under rock

OCuinOCuin: Pretentious Irish person. Can usually be found wandering the Ideas forums, Drafts forums, and the IRC chat for things to crit. Fan of very short works and currently researching methods of writing a sub-0-word article.

PedagonPedagon: TBA

Siddartha AlonneSiddartha Alonne: Lord of the unfunny jokes, Sidd is a pizza lord who is still salty over the fact Rome didn't conquer Britan. So, here he is trying again by rising through the ranks (He's actually trying to reach Scotland so that he can have a cup of tea with Jerden). Reporter for Site News, O5 updater, Wikiwalker and Ambassador; he also mods SCP-INT: pretty cool, huh?

stormfallenstormfallen: Been around on-and-off since 2010, somehow hasn't written anything. Can often be seen ferrying messages from one place to another and getting upset at minor inconsistencies on official pages. MAST member, co-head of 05Command Updating. Not stormbreath. Ask him about dragons. He/they.

tawnyowljonestawnyowljones: Tawny is a Liberal Arts student, and it shows. It can be most often be found on the IRC; doing critique, chath0pping, and being a valued member of Vivarium's cult.

The PigheadThe Pighead: Comes from "le pays de les baguettes et de les éclairs au chocolat" (aka France). Student, writer, tries to be a journalist but have no clue of what the future will look like. Is secretly a Queen Boo trying to look like a human with a pig mask. Currently on Community Outreach and MAST, but you can also reach her on Discord, Wikidot PMs and IRC if you need a crit or help about something. Former member of SCP-FR. Don't ask. You can ask her about Sonic the Hedgehog, tho.

weizhongweizhong: Resident Riemann bully. Overworked mechanical engineer by day, coffee-fueled writing maniac by night, you can usually reach weizhong by IRC or Wikidot PMs. Ask him about woodworking, cooking, or narrative arcs, and he'll be happy to talk your ear off. The other alleged Rewrite Team member. May or may not be three dogs stacked in Croquembouche's trenchcoat.

WoedenazWoedenaz: Also known as ᚹᛟᛞᚨᚾᚨᛉ, what can one truly say about this elusive creature? Found in the darkest depths of the DOM where no man dares venture, he calls out .skrollr-body in the darkness where no one will listen. There's little that can be done for him; for even with the darkest, most cursed, utterly abandoned Dev Tools unknown to any being, living or dead or Captain of the Tech Team, cannot see what does not wish to be found… But please do approach them if you need any help with HTML, CSS, or JS! He is actually quite friendly.

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