From last night. Edited way down, partly because of the semi-personal conversation taking place @ same time. Everything related to this person kept in.
[2014-08-05 21:31:00] -->| pravdakatyusha (ten.tsacmoc.im.1dsh.C59065A1-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsacmoc.im.1dsh.C59065A1-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
[2014-08-05 21:31:26] <pravdakatyusha> greetings researchers
[2014-08-05 21:31:31] <djkaktus> pravdakatyusha hey dude
[2014-08-05 21:31:34] <djkaktus> this isnt a role play channel
[2014-08-05 21:31:38] <djkaktus> we're not actually researchers
[2014-08-05 21:31:45] <djkaktus> just so you know
[2014-08-05 21:31:46] <djkaktus> :)
[2014-08-05 21:31:53] <Athena_Grey> we are fiction writers/reviewers
[2014-08-05 21:32:01] <pravdakatyusha> i would never have guessed
[2014-08-05 21:32:13] <djkaktus> pravdakatyusha youd be shocked.
[2014-08-05 21:33:35] <pravdakatyusha> hmm what a shame
[2014-08-05 21:33:45] <djkaktus> pravdakatyusha how so, comrade?
[2014-08-05 21:34:02] <DenitaTwoDragons> there's an SCP roleplay forum pravdakatyusha, I forget the channel though
[2014-08-05 21:34:13] <pravdakatyusha> one does not simply type in the scp foundations chat
[2014-08-05 21:34:34] <ProcyonPing> http://scp-rp.wikidot.com/
[2014-08-05 21:35:25] <pravdakatyusha> into the fire
[2014-08-05 21:35:49] <theamericangod> is anyone here an actual researcher
[2014-08-05 21:35:58] <ProcyonPing> theamericangod: SCP is not real.
[2014-08-05 21:36:05] <djkaktus> theamericangod I research teeth
[2014-08-05 21:36:07] <djkaktus> but like
[2014-08-05 21:36:07] <ProcyonPing> We have various scientists among our members
[2014-08-05 21:36:08] <djkaktus> irl
[2014-08-05 21:36:08] <djkaktus> so
[2014-08-05 21:36:12] <Athena_Grey> we do have a number of people in science-related day jobs, I believe
[2014-08-05 21:36:13] <pravdakatyusha> oh yes they are pro
[2014-08-05 21:36:18] <theamericangod> thats what i mean.
[2014-08-05 21:36:20] <djkaktus> such pro
[2014-08-05 21:36:24] <djkaktus> much day job
[2014-08-05 21:36:25] <pravdakatyusha> i have their number
[2014-08-05 21:36:26] <ProcyonPing> pravdakatyusha: No. No they're not.
[2014-08-05 21:36:30] <DenitaTwoDragons> Such pro, very research
[2014-08-05 21:36:31] <djkaktus> pravdakatyusha eh?
[2014-08-05 21:36:31] <pravdakatyusha> they do exist
[2014-08-05 21:36:32] <ProcyonPing> I'm a staff member.
[2014-08-05 21:36:37] <pravdakatyusha> wh
[2014-08-05 21:36:38] <theamericangod> researchers of real things.
[2014-08-05 21:36:40] <ProcyonPing> I "work" for the wiki
[2014-08-05 21:36:42] <ProcyonPing> And I can assure
[2014-08-05 21:36:44] <Kestin> Oh boy.
[2014-08-05 21:36:45] <ProcyonPing> 100% of it is fake
[2014-08-05 21:36:52] <theamericangod> procyon
[2014-08-05 21:36:56] <theamericangod> real
[2014-08-05 21:36:58] <theamericangod> things
[2014-08-05 21:37:07] <djkaktus> what?
[2014-08-05 21:37:08] <theamericangod> like teeth.
[2014-08-05 21:37:09] <ProcyonPing> No. Nothing here is real.
[2014-08-05 21:37:12] <ProcyonPing> Oh my god
[2014-08-05 21:37:14] <ProcyonPing> Sorry
[2014-08-05 21:37:19] <djkaktus> I mean, no
[2014-08-05 21:37:20] <thedeadlymoose> theamericangod: Off the top of my head, Kens, Photosynthetic, and a few other people I'm forgetting are real life scientific researchers
[2014-08-05 21:37:22] <EveningVII> but we can try to find or create these things
[2014-08-05 21:37:23] <ProcyonPing> I've just gotten like eight people
[2014-08-05 21:37:26] <pravdakatyusha> want their number? it was on a sign outside of a decommissioned store
[2014-08-05 21:37:27] <djkaktus> that's what I do at my job. Not on here.
[2014-08-05 21:37:36] <theamericangod> sweet
[2014-08-05 21:37:38] <Kestin> What are you even talking about
[2014-08-05 21:37:38] <djkaktus> EveningVII you're not going to be able to do that
[2014-08-05 21:37:39] <djkaktus> lol
[2014-08-05 21:37:40] <ProcyonPing> pravdakatyusha: it's not real. none of this is real. none of it.
[2014-08-05 21:37:43] <djkaktus> because none of this is real
[2014-08-05 21:37:46] <ProcyonPing> Not a single thing.
[2014-08-05 21:37:49] <EveningVII> nope. but someone can
[2014-08-05 21:37:50] <theamericangod> everything is real.
[2014-08-05 21:37:51] <thedeadlymoose> pravdakatyusha: if you're talking about the hotline, that's run by a guy named genesplicer
[2014-08-05 21:37:54] * thedeadlymoose shrugs
[2014-08-05 21:37:57] <ProcyonPing> ^
[2014-08-05 21:38:00] <djkaktus> NOTE TO CHAT: NOTHING YOU READ WITHIN THE WIKI IS REAL. NONE OF IT WILL BECOME REAL.
[2014-08-05 21:38:03] <ProcyonPing> It's just as fake as the rest of it.
[2014-08-05 21:38:03] <djkaktus> PLEASE HEED THIS ADVICE
[2014-08-05 21:38:04] <thedeadlymoose> XD
[2014-08-05 21:38:05] <djkaktus> thankz
[2014-08-05 21:38:06] <djkaktus> <3
[2014-08-05 21:38:09] <Huitzil> except for the tomatoes
[2014-08-05 21:38:13] <Huitzil> those are VERY real
[2014-08-05 21:38:15] <EveningVII> umm. ok
[2014-08-05 21:38:18] <DenitaTwoDragons> And also, there is no spoon
[2014-08-05 21:38:20] <theamericangod> how can SCP be real if our eyes aren't real.
[2014-08-05 21:38:24] <ProcyonPing> Do you really think some Super Secret Organization(tm) would have some random phone number and a public website with all their data?
[2014-08-05 21:38:25] <djkaktus> GOOD INTENTIONS WILL NOT MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE
[2014-08-05 21:38:31] <djkaktus> if only.
[2014-08-05 21:38:37] <EveningVII> no. bad ones will
[2014-08-05 21:38:43] =-= EveningVII was booted from #site19 by YOU (Stop roleplaying.)
[2014-08-05 21:38:43] <pravdakatyusha> ok then… the scp foundations number…. hang on…
[2014-08-05 21:38:48] <Huitzil> god damn it theamericangod I hate you for saying that before I did
[2014-08-05 21:38:49] <DenitaTwoDragons> Honestly, who really *wants* a real 173 or 682 or whatever?!
[2014-08-05 21:38:52] <elsi> Why would we ever want the SCP Foundation to be real?
[2014-08-05 21:38:54] <theamericangod> lol
[2014-08-05 21:38:55] <thedeadlymoose> goddammit, man, all these 15 year olds and younger coming in and insisting that THIS ALL COULD BE REAL
[2014-08-05 21:38:56] <thedeadlymoose> lol
[2014-08-05 21:38:56] <djkaktus> "be strong, little clef/682 fanfic. Someday you might be real."
[2014-08-05 21:39:03] <ProcyonPing> elsi: some people have very active fantasy lives
[2014-08-05 21:39:04] <Athena_Grey> pravdakatyusha: and please, do not tell me, as a writer, that SCPs are real
[2014-08-05 21:39:06] <ProcyonPing> Or are dumb
[2014-08-05 21:39:08] <ProcyonPing> either/or
[2014-08-05 21:39:09] <elsi> We'd be fucked in every damn way.
[2014-08-05 21:39:10] <Kestin> Ugh, I read the phrase "decommissioned store" and envisioned an old-timey OTT decomm tale except with an anomalous store instead of a humanoid
[2014-08-05 21:39:14] <djkaktus> it's even in, like
[2014-08-05 21:39:15] <djkaktus> the topic
[2014-08-05 21:39:16] <Athena_Grey> pravdakatyusha: because that mean there's no writer
[2014-08-05 21:39:17] <DenitaTwoDragons> djkaktus: Dammit I just choked on my own spit because of you
[2014-08-05 21:39:19] <Kestin> Now I can't get my brain to stop trying to write it
[2014-08-05 21:39:19] <pravdakatyusha> 9515722602
[2014-08-05 21:39:23] <thedeadlymoose> yes
[2014-08-05 21:39:25] <thedeadlymoose> that's the hotline number
[2014-08-05 21:39:31] <djkaktus> DenitaTwoDragons lololol
[2014-08-05 21:39:35] <ProcyonPing> It's a fake ARG hotline
[2014-08-05 21:39:38] <pravdakatyusha> give it a shot and be breathtaken
[2014-08-05 21:39:39] <ProcyonPing> Run by a site member
[2014-08-05 21:39:42] <djkaktus> oh man, not this thing again
[2014-08-05 21:39:44] <Athena_Grey> pravdakatyusha: that'd mean all my efforts in coming up with ideas and put them into words and so on are meaningless
[2014-08-05 21:39:46] <ProcyonPing> We know exactly what it has
[2014-08-05 21:39:48] <djkaktus> didnt we have this same issue a few nights ago?
[2014-08-05 21:39:50] <ProcyonPing> That? Also not real.
[2014-08-05 21:39:55] <Athena_Grey> pravdakatyusha: and that'd be very personally insulting
[2014-08-05 21:39:57] <ProcyonPing> Do you know how easy it is to set up a hotline?
[2014-08-05 21:40:02] <ProcyonPing> Incredibly.
[2014-08-05 21:40:09] <DenitaTwoDragons> I usually miss all the fun "This Is TEH FOR REEULZ!!" stuff. Tonight was my lucky night
[2014-08-05 21:40:13] <ProcyonPing> The fact it exists serves to prove the Foundation isn't real.
[2014-08-05 21:40:13] <thedeadlymoose> djkaktus: last week, yes
[2014-08-05 21:40:19] <thedeadlymoose> that guy who freaked the hell out because of it
[2014-08-05 21:40:22] <Athena_Grey> heh
[2014-08-05 21:40:23] <ProcyonPing> Because what kind of competent organization would have some random hotline?
[2014-08-05 21:40:26] <Athena_Grey> SCP-173
[2014-08-05 21:40:29] <Alexandra> Athena_Grey: SCP-173 (The Sculpture - The Original, Written by Lt Masipag, Rating:+1210) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-173
[2014-08-05 21:40:31] <djkaktus> thedeadlymoose I thought I remembered that.
[2014-08-05 21:40:32] <ProcyonPing> *competent secret
[2014-08-05 21:40:34] <djkaktus> Shit is crazy
[2014-08-05 21:40:35] <theamericangod> there is an alternate reality where it's all real.
[2014-08-05 21:40:39] <elsi> I've been on the chat for only two days now and I think more than half the conversations I've witnessed have been: NO THIS IS NOT REAL.
[2014-08-05 21:40:45] <DenitaTwoDragons> ProcyonPing: …but but but that's what they WANT you to think, right?? ;-)
[2014-08-05 21:40:47] =-= theamericangod was booted from #site19 by YOU (I have little patience for that right now)
[2014-08-05 21:40:50] -->| theamericangod (~ten.sndscps.sloop.8D76DEFC-CRInys|ciremaeht#ten.sndscps.sloop.8D76DEFC-CRInys|ciremaeht) has joined #site19
[2014-08-05 21:40:52] <Athena_Grey> pravdakatyusha: ^^ funfact there's a giant copyright notice on SCP-173 page at the moment
[2014-08-05 21:40:57] <ProcyonPing> elsi: We're usually not this bad, just that markiplier LP.
[2014-08-05 21:41:03] <Kestin> elsi: Looks like you joined amidst a flood of newbies with less sense than yourself, sorry mate
[2014-08-05 21:41:05] <ProcyonPing> It brought a whole lot of newbies in
[2014-08-05 21:41:07] <thedeadlymoose> I welcome most of the new people
[2014-08-05 21:41:13] <ProcyonPing> He does!
[2014-08-05 21:41:17] <thedeadlymoose> I do not welcome the eleven year olds who insist SCP is real
[2014-08-05 21:41:17] <djkaktus> He's so caring
[2014-08-05 21:41:18] <djkaktus> and smart
[2014-08-05 21:41:19] <djkaktus> and beautiful
[2014-08-05 21:41:27] * thedeadlymoose looks at djkaktus.
[2014-08-05 21:41:31] * thedeadlymoose stares.
[2014-08-05 21:41:32] <djkaktus> er
[2014-08-05 21:41:35] <djkaktus> what I meant to say was
[2014-08-05 21:41:37] <Kestin> XD
[2014-08-05 21:41:42] <DenitaTwoDragons> Yeah thedeadlymoose I noticed your fuse was a little shorter today…
[2014-08-05 21:41:43] <djkaktus> the good thedeadlymoose giveth, the good thedeadlymoose taketh away
[2014-08-05 21:41:48] <DenitaTwoDragons> I was kinda worries
[2014-08-05 21:41:51] <Silber> the youtube kids are stampeding right now
[2014-08-05 21:42:03] <Silber> so the moose and raccoon are stampeding back
[2014-08-05 21:42:04] <DenitaTwoDragons> Oh yeah, Markiplier
[2014-08-05 21:42:09] <theamericangod> ive been around for years, by the way.
[2014-08-05 21:42:11] <Huitzil> is markiplier like a mark multiplier, or a mark caterpillar?
[2014-08-05 21:42:12] <Vehemency> Raccoon has a gun
[2014-08-05 21:42:19] <Vehemency> I'm afraid of what the moose has
[2014-08-05 21:42:22] <Kestin> Clearly he's a set of pliers
[2014-08-05 21:42:23] <thedeadlymoose> theamericangod: I'm well aware you've been around off and on on occassion
[2014-08-05 21:42:23] <ProcyonPing> I don't have a gun
[2014-08-05 21:42:25] <Huitzil> squirrel, duh
[2014-08-05 21:42:29] <ProcyonPing> I have a half-hammer
[2014-08-05 21:42:33] <DenitaTwoDragons> Huitzil: Naw, Markiplier is a half-Korean Youtuber
[2014-08-05 21:42:49] <theamericangod> yeah. no offense taken. just saiyan.
[2014-08-05 21:42:52] <pravdakatyusha> so your a moderator hired by a quote en quote fake orginization… if thats true then this place zhouldnt even have a chat room
[2014-08-05 21:43:01] <pravdakatyusha> in all honesty
[2014-08-05 21:43:06] <Doulos> Markiplier is confirmed to be a combination of "Mark" and "Multiplier," iirc.
[2014-08-05 21:43:06] <DrM> Half korean half german from hawaii
[2014-08-05 21:43:07] <Kestin> I wonder if he knows what he's doing to our chat rooms XP
[2014-08-05 21:43:13] <Athena_Grey> pravdakatyusha we are a community of fiction writers
[2014-08-05 21:43:21] =-= pravdakatyusha was booted from #site19 by djkaktus (Enough of that, please.)
[2014-08-05 21:43:37] <thedeadlymoose> hahahahahahahaha
[2014-08-05 21:43:47] <Silber> pravdakatyusha: I think it's the other way around. a super-secret paragovernmental conglomerate wouldn't have a public IRC
[2014-08-05 21:43:49] <Silber> aw
[2014-08-05 21:43:50] <thedeadlymoose> 'if that's true then this place shouldn't even have a chat room' lol
[2014-08-05 21:43:52] <Athena_Grey> pravdakatyusha now explain to me where should we hang out to chat and exchange ideas and review drafts, if not a chatroom
[2014-08-05 21:43:56] <DenitaTwoDragons> Kestin: I say we stampede his Youtube with virtual pitchforks and torches :-D
[2014-08-05 21:44:00] <Kestin> Heh
[2014-08-05 21:44:07] <djkaktus> How Can Our Chat Room Be Real If The Wiki Isnt Real
[2014-08-05 21:44:15] <Silber> thedeadlymoose: this chatroom is made of LIES
[2014-08-05 21:44:24] <Athena_Grey> how do you pm a user
[2014-08-05 21:44:26] <theamericangod> Athena_Grey: at the laundromat.
[2014-08-05 21:44:34] * Athena_Grey is gonna hve the last word with pravdakatyusha, dammit
[2014-08-05 21:44:55] <Huitzil> I lobby "How Can SCP Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real" be put int he topic
[2014-08-05 21:45:10] <Athena_Grey> guys is it "/msg nick [your message]"?
[2014-08-05 21:45:19] <DenitaTwoDragons> That is tee-shirt catch phrase material just waiting to happen
[2014-08-05 21:45:43] <theamericangod> Athena_Grey: try clickig his name.
[2014-08-05 21:45:46] <DenitaTwoDragons> I hope you don't have to wait long
[2014-08-05 21:46:14] -->| facistmoderator (ten.tsacmoc.im.1dsh.C59065A1-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsacmoc.im.1dsh.C59065A1-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
[2014-08-05 21:46:15] <Athena_Grey> dammit he isn't online anymore
[2014-08-05 21:46:15] <thedeadlymoose> Yup.
[2014-08-05 21:46:20] <thedeadlymoose> hahahahahahaha
[2014-08-05 21:46:29] <thedeadlymoose> facistmoderator: you misspelled 'fascist'
[2014-08-05 21:46:42] * ProcyonPing slowclap
[2014-08-05 21:46:43] <theamericangod> he's a facist.
[2014-08-05 21:46:45] === pravdakatyusha Mibbit synIRC-1A56095C.hsd1.mi.comcast.net * http://www.mibbit.com
[2014-08-05 21:46:45] === pravdakatyusha: attached to toronto.on.ca.synirc.net “Wed Aug 6 06:45:48 2014”
[2014-08-05 21:46:45] --- pravdakatyusha End of WHOWAS
[2014-08-05 21:46:46] <DrM> Guys i have a confesion
[2014-08-05 21:46:56] <DrM> confession
[2014-08-05 21:47:00] <Kestin> Oh?
[2014-08-05 21:47:02] <thedeadlymoose> DrM: What's that
[2014-08-05 21:47:07] <djkaktus> facistmoderator y u do dis
[2014-08-05 21:47:08] <DenitaTwoDragons> You're actually a goldfish?
[2014-08-05 21:47:08] <djkaktus> y
[2014-08-05 21:47:15] <elsi> I get being tricked into thinking the SCP is real, because pranks and guillibility, but why do so many of these people argue with everyone?
[2014-08-05 21:47:19] <DrM> thedeadlymoose: I came here from markiplier
[2014-08-05 21:47:26] <thedeadlymoose> DrM: Not a bad thing at all.
[2014-08-05 21:47:34] <DrM> Oh good
[2014-08-05 21:47:42] <DenitaTwoDragons> DrM: Not bad, bud. I love his stuff, it's hysterical
[2014-08-05 21:47:43] <thedeadlymoose> As I said, I welcome the people coming here, unless they're idiots or jackasses or eleven.
[2014-08-05 21:47:44] <theamericangod> i'll be honest, elsi, i kinda sorta was afraid of 174
[2014-08-05 21:47:45] <Kestin> Hey, I got here from TV Tropes, people don't judge so long as you're coherent andnot an ass :P
[2014-08-05 21:47:46] <ProcyonPing> elsi: because they like thinking they've discovered secret.
[2014-08-05 21:47:49] <thedeadlymoose> facistmoderator: would you like to say anything before I ban you
[2014-08-05 21:47:53] <Kestin> and not* fuck
[2014-08-05 21:47:54] <Silber> thedeadlymoose is racist against faces
[2014-08-05 21:47:58] <Vehemency> oh dear
[2014-08-05 21:47:59] <thedeadlymoose> XD
[2014-08-05 21:48:03] <DenitaTwoDragons> Kestin: you too?? Same here :-D
[2014-08-05 21:48:09] <ProcyonPing> Come on man
[2014-08-05 21:48:10] <Kestin> Woo! o/
[2014-08-05 21:48:12] <ProcyonPing> Make it count
[2014-08-05 21:48:12] <Athena_Grey> elsi I guess a lot of it is "OMG I've discovered the truth! I'm so smart I figured out the Illuminati!… what do you mean it isn't real???"
[2014-08-05 21:48:22] <ProcyonPing> I heard a guy speak on this, once
[2014-08-05 21:48:23] <thedeadlymoose> elsi: I have more sympathy for people who were pranked, and are young
[2014-08-05 21:48:30] <theamericangod> 173 when i first started reading the site. i knew it wasn't real but some part of my brain wouldn't let go.
[2014-08-05 21:48:34] <thedeadlymoose> but if you refuse to believe it once you have tons of evidence otherwise
[2014-08-05 21:48:37] <thedeadlymoose> I have no sympathy
[2014-08-05 21:48:41] <ProcyonPing> On a certain level, we want it to be true because it makes the world less random
[2014-08-05 21:48:48] <Kestin> Man, some SCPs still make me nervous IRL even though I *know* they aren't real
[2014-08-05 21:48:48] =-= facistmoderator was booted from #site19 by YOU (you are being disappointingly boring)
[2014-08-05 21:48:49] <theamericangod> 173 HAUNTED me for weeks.
[2014-08-05 21:49:04] <Doulos> <DrM> thedeadlymoose: I came here from markiplier I came here from ponies. Sort of. It's complicated. Not sure whether that's lower on the pecking order, though.
[2014-08-05 21:49:06] <Athena_Grey> thedeadlymoose was that pravdakatyusha with a new nick?
[2014-08-05 21:49:10] <Athena_Grey> or someone else
[2014-08-05 21:49:12] <thedeadlymoose> Doulos: Ponies are fine too
[2014-08-05 21:49:14] <Kestin> 096 made me afraid to look at photographs for…well, until I got better meds than the ones I was on
[2014-08-05 21:49:15] <DenitaTwoDragons> They're not even trying to be original thedeadlymoose :-p
[2014-08-05 21:49:16] <thedeadlymoose> Athena_Grey: It was the same person
[2014-08-05 21:49:23] -->| youwillnevergetridofme (ten.tsacmoc.im.1dsh.C59065A1-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsacmoc.im.1dsh.C59065A1-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
[2014-08-05 21:49:33] =-= Mode #site19 +b *!*@synIRC-1A56095C.hsd1.mi.comcast.net by thedeadlymoose
[2014-08-05 21:49:37] =-= youwillnevergetridofme was booted from #site19 by ProcyonPing (Yes we will)
Summary: Insisted SCP was real, changed names to troll, banned
