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13:41 * heythere joined #site19
13:41 heythere what are these scp's?
13:41 Tuomey heythere: they are stories
13:41 Silber anyone who was previously banned and then changed their name and came back should test that out now
13:41 heythere fake?
13:41 Ketov Yes, fictional.
13:41 Tuomey Fictional, yes
13:41 heythere awww man
13:41 heythere got excited
13:41 Ketov :|
13:41 heythere lol
13:42 Sciurus You know, I wouldn't exactly get excited if it was real.
13:42 heythere goodbye
13:42 Sciurus "Terrified" would be closer.
13:42 heythere sweet freams
13:42 Tuomey I don't know why the possibility of having your neck broken by a statue excites you
13:42 heythere dreams*
13:42 Tuomey but hey, whatever you're into man
13:42 Bennings Why would you want eldritch abominations to be real?
13:42 Soulless Are we talking about dreams
13:42 Tuomey I'm not gonna question your choices
13:42 Soulless peeks in
13:42 Sciurus And that's among the least scary things.
13:42 Soulless Bennings: I want eldritch abominations to be real
13:42 heythere i got excited
13:42 heythere because this world
13:42 heythere is fucking boring
13:42 Soulless They are cute
13:42 heythere wait.
13:42 Silber Tuomey: ot would mean that the world is full of magic and wonder
13:42 heythere is swearing allowed?
13:42 heythere sorry
13:42 Silber heyQ
13:42 Sciurus You are doing something wrong if this world is completely boring
13:42 Tuomey heythere: fuck yes
13:42 Soulless heythere: we are mostly adults here
13:42 Silber er
13:43 Bennings No fucking swearing
13:43 heythere good.
13:43 heythere it is.
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13:43 Tuomey So long as it doesn't get abusive
13:43 heythere life has no significance
13:43 Soulless Life's significance is only your definition of it
13:43 Soulless If you define it as nothing,then it is nothing
13:43 Sciurus Sartre, is that you?
13:43 Soulless But please allow others their enjoyments
13:44 Tuomey No one cares if you say "balls on a fucking anvil, I cocked that up" but if you were to start calling people a shower of fucking cunts you might get in trouble
13:44 heythere wtf ^?
13:44 Seisatsu Magic existed for a long time before science disproved it.
13:44 Soulless tuomey who are a literal tub filled a shower filled with dicks filled with showers of fucking cunts
13:44 Soulless I love you <3
13:44 Tuomey XD
13:44 Tuomey <3
13:44 Piefish <3
13:44 Nach0z balls on an anvil sounds like the lead-in to a darwin award
13:44 heythere wish life was an anime
13:45 Piefish Ew no why
13:45 Insidious_Lars heythere, god no
13:45 Soulless heythere: No because we'd be terribly stereotypical bullshittery
13:45 Insidious_Lars I don't want a spade as a head
13:45 heythere coz everything is perfect
13:45 Piefish I can assure you
13:45 Bennings I thought that was "boring".
13:45 Insidious_Lars hey heythere
13:45 Piefish Everything is not perfect in anime
13:45 Insidious_Lars have you read the chat guide
13:45 Soulless But at least then I could be an eldritch abomination that looks like a prepubescent boy with odd colored hair and cat ears
13:45 heythere nope
13:45 Sciurus Nach0z: You missed the "fucking" part - and I'm not even sure if I want to know what a "fucking anvil" is.
13:45 Nach0z new SCP idea: SCP is anvil, anyone within 50 feet gets balls stuck to anvil. Those without, suddenly have them, and they get stuck.
13:45 Tuomey Have you seen any anime? In a lot of them large portions of the world gets totally fucked
13:45 heythere should i?
13:45 Insidious_Lars ohhh
13:45 * heythere was kicked by Soulless (read the chat guide)
13:45 Nach0z
13:45 Tuomey Sciurus: it's a regular anvil
13:46 Nach0z Sciurus: sounds like one of those liberator cushion things tbh
13:46 Tuomey with the word "fucking" before it
13:46 Tuomey so as to denote anger or frustration
13:46 Soulless Nach0z: A similar article have been done with a vacuum that sucks people's dicks off
13:46 Insidious_Lars Soulless, pls tell me its a J
13:46 Sciurus Tuomey: Pfft, way to ruin my questionable fun.
13:46 Insidious_Lars and not a main list skip
13:46 Nach0z isn't that a collegehumor video though? :|
13:46 Soulless Insidious_Lars: IT is a j
13:46 Insidious_Lars thank god
13:46 Perelka_L What did I miss?
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13:46 Soulless Perelka_L: shrugs
13:46 Tuomey Perelka_L: the target
13:47 Tuomey Maybe hold your breath when you're firing next time
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13:47 Tuomey Go prone as well
13:47 Silber vaccum-based phallectomies aren't a unique joke
13:47 Perelka_L Ah well. ):
13:47 * heythereagain joined #site19
13:47 heythereagain i jus want to talk
13:47 heythereagain and u kick me :0
13:47 Soulless heythereagain: Did you read the chat guide
13:47 Tuomey heythereagain: that was not enough time to read the chat guide
13:47 heythereagain yes >:)
13:47 Silber Whitest Kids U'Know did it, too
13:47 Tuomey heythereagain: state your age
13:47 heythereagain when i said i didnt read it
13:47 heythereagain i lied
13:47 heythereagain im 26
13:47 heythereagain why?
13:47 heythereagain important?
13:47 Tuomey Lies
13:47 heythereagain i think not.
13:47 Tuomey State your real age
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13:48 Ketov …If you read the guide you'd know why we asked.
13:48 heythereagain 26 7 months 12-20 days
13:48 heythereagain etc.
13:48 * heythereagain was kicked by Soulless (If you read the chat guide you would know why it was important, please read the chat guide before joining the chat)
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13:48 Bennings Anyway, I'm off.
13:48 Bennings Bye.
13:48 Ketov Later Bennings
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13:48 Silber okay, I knew just 26 was too young
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13:48 Tuomey /ban Silber
13:48 Silber 26 and a half, I can believe
13:48 Hexi|Groot yep Silber we're gonna have to boot ya
13:49 Insidious_Lars Hexi|Groot, why do you have Groot in your nick?
13:49 Hexi|Groot only grouchy old people allowed
13:49 Nach0z 42 is correct answer to all question.
13:49 Hexi|Groot oh god it hasnt changed back yet
13:49 Hexi|Groot funny story
13:49 Hexi|Groot everyone was goin all nuts for guardians of the galaxy
13:49 Hexi|Groot and i'm absent minded
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13:50 hellotherethe3rd i told you, i read it already…
13:50 hellotherethe3rd and im 26.
13:50 Insidious_Lars Are you sure that you're sure that you've read the chat guide?
13:50 Piefish Sure
13:50 Tuomey hellotherethe3rd
13:50 Tuomey ok
13:50 Tuomey listen
13:50 hellotherethe3rd YES.
13:51 Tuomey 26 year olds do not get excited that the Foundation might be real
13:51 Tuomey 26 year olds do not wish the world was an anime
13:51 hellotherethe3rd why not?
13:51 hellotherethe3rd i do
13:51 hellotherethe3rd and im 26
13:51 Tuomey 26 year olds do not need to ask if swearing is allowed when they have read the chat guide
13:51 hellotherethe3rd im weird
13:51 Nach0z Tuomey: welllll, that second point may or may not be accurate depending on which *con you're at
13:51 hellotherethe3rd i can accept that
13:51 Tuomey There's swearing in the fucking chat guide
13:51 FlameShirt Because they're smart enough to have survived 26 years.
13:51 Soulless hellotherethe3rd, if you are 26, then this is an indication that you may not be emotionally old enough to be on this chat
13:51 hellotherethe3rd i didnt want to get banned for swearing
13:51 Tuomey So you are a liar and having been given three chances to tell the truth
13:52 Tuomey you have struck out
13:52 - Tuomey has banned *!*@synIRC-782C4210.dsl.mel.iprimus.net.au
13:52 * hellotherethe3rd was kicked by Tuomey (Tuomey)
Rather long logs, the lines from when he joined as hellotherethe3rd indicate why he got banned
IP is synIRC-782C4210.dsl.mel.iprimus.net.au
No way he's 26, he refused to read the chat guide or tell his real age
He had three chances and he struck out
[edit: Bolded the relevant parts. —Photosynthetic]
