[02:30:54] <DrYucatan> Smapti, what are your thoughts on Vampires?
[02:30:56] <Smapti> I think Heretics of Dune was a really good one.
[02:31:13] <Jabonicus> The first was great, loved it. The second was good, up until the end. I'm not a fan of telepathic babies.
[02:31:19] <BlackWing> https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/s851x315/1888747…
[02:31:22] <Slate> BlackWing: It's not easy to knock someone out with chloroform
[02:31:26] <Slate> That's ether that does that
[02:31:31] <Smapti> DrYucatan; I think they have a right to be who they are, I just don't think they should be getting married.
[02:31:37] <BlackWing> Slate: That's why you have a hammer as back up
[02:31:40] <Slate> You'd need to hold the rag to their face for upwards of 5 minutes
[02:31:50] <Smapti> Marriage is between two LIVING people, not between a man and an undead abomination.
[02:31:52] <DrYucatan> Also, correct, reading and being able to understand the Dune series should count as an introductory PoliSci credit.
[02:32:04] <Slate> Dune starts out simple
[02:32:12] <DrYucatan> Smapti: I meant in terms of different versions of Vampires, origins, powers, etc, but…okay, we'll go with that
[02:32:14] <BlackWing> and then Sting shows up in a thong
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[02:32:17] <Slate> It's when Herbert started really getting into drugs that it gets weird
[02:32:46] <Smapti> Yeah. The first 150 pages or so of Dune seem like they're part of a completely different book.
[02:32:48] <BlackWing> Drugs. That explains Sting
[02:32:49] <ameertg> Smapti, i believe that marriage is a bond between two beings (dead or alive) who share a common love for one another
[02:33:01] <DrYucatan> ameertg: What if they're siblings?
[02:33:05] <Slate> ameertg supports corpse boning
[02:33:16] <Jabonicus> I feel like the Gom Jabber was only put in the first part of Dune so it would make sense and actually seem like a quick poison near the end.
[02:33:20] <BlackWing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1MR25qSS_0
[02:33:21] <Nala> BlackWing: キノコホテル / ばら・ばら (実演会映像) by yamahamusicchannel (3 m 25 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1MR25qSS_0 - published Thu Apr 24, 2014 - 0.00/0.00 (0.0, +0/-0), 8 views
[02:33:26] <Smapti> Ameertg, if we let vampires get married, soon people are going to want to marry hippogriffs and drop bears.
[02:33:29] <DrYucatan> Jabonicus: Gom Jabbar
[02:33:30] <ameertg> i said common feelings of love not necrophilia
[02:33:34] <DrYucatan> Not Gom Jabber
[02:33:34] <Smapti> And down that road lies madness.
[02:33:49] <BlackWing> ameertg: So, you support Human/Zombie relations?
[02:33:50] <ameertg> if it is a corpse it cant feel love
[02:34:00] <Slate> ameertg: What if they loved you prior to death
[02:34:05] <Slate> Who decides where love ends
[02:34:05] <ameertg> BlackWing, yes i do
[02:34:11] <BlackWing> Sicko
[02:34:21] <Slate> Zombies have lost free will though
[02:34:23] <Jabonicus> I don't think someone would willingly marry a drop bear, if they existed that is
[02:34:27] <Slate> They're basically animals
[02:34:32] <Smapti> Look, all I'm saying is that I don't want zombies using the same beaches and playgrounds and schools that my family enjoys.
[02:34:33] <Slate> Jabonicus: But they do exist
[02:34:45] <Slate> Smapti: that's not an uncommon sentiment
[02:34:47] <ameertg> Slate: you are allowed to have a bond with the spirit but the body must remain untouched
[02:34:51] <Tox|Work> ameertg: can you stop being creepy, please
[02:34:55] <Bryx> I like Reg Shoe, but I wouldn't want to go home with him.
[02:35:00] <BlackWing> ameertg: So, you support ghost boning?
[02:35:08] <Slate> Ghost boning is pretty chill
[02:35:13] <Slate> Monster Girl Quest told me so
[02:35:14] <Smapti> Slate; and I'm not afraid to say it. Zombie segregation now, zombie segregation FOREVER!
[02:35:31] <Slate> Smapti: Keep them in their quarantines
[02:35:43] <ameertg> BlackWing, although i cant see how that would work yes
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[02:35:59] <Smapti> Laundry's done. I'm out.
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[02:36:20] <Bryx> DEAD YES! GONE NO! SUPPORT DEAD RI-oh, bye Smapti
[02:36:32] <ameertg> Smapti: as long as zombies do not harm others tey must have the right to live as living ones
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[02:36:48] <Jabonicus> yeah
[02:36:49] <Jabonicus> no
[02:36:51] <BlackWing> ameertg: And they can. In their own neighborhoods
[02:36:52] <Tox|Work> ameertg: How do they secure that right?
[02:36:57] <BlackWing> Away from us living folk
[02:37:02] <Jabonicus> Zombies are walking corpses
[02:37:04] <Tox|Work> What about a zombie secures a right to life?
[02:37:07] <Tox|Work> They're dead.
[02:37:17] <Tox|Work> They have no sentience, no personhood, no emotive capacity.
[02:37:25] <BlackWing> Like a redneck
[02:37:27] <ameertg> if it can feel it is alive
[02:37:29] <Jabonicus> They may or may not be carrying an array of diseases, maggots, and other things that we don't want
[02:37:36] <Tox|Work> ameertg: That's a fuckin' big assumption
[02:37:49] <Tox|Work> On what grounds do you contend that zombies can feel?
[02:38:06] <Bryx> Some insects and arthropods have no nervous system
[02:38:06] <ameertg> Tox if your definition of zombie has no emotion then no a human may not bond with it
[02:38:06] <Jabonicus> What kind of zombie are we talking here?
[02:38:10] <Bryx> They can't feel
[02:38:16] <Bryx> They must not be alive, then
[02:38:17] <Tox|Work> ameertg: I what
[02:38:25] <Slate> Zombies are dead
[02:38:35] <Tox|Work> on what grounds do you contend zombies can feel?
[02:38:42] <Tox|Work> Bryx: Logical error
[02:38:50] <Jabonicus> Being 'alive' means that your heart and body still works.
[02:38:51] <Slate> Inherent to being dead is the nonfunctioning state of integral components
[02:38:54] <Tox|Work> If P then Q does not imply "if not Q, then not P"
[02:39:01] <Slate> The central nervous system is one of these things
[02:39:14] <ameertg> if Tox's zombies hve no emotion then marriage should not be allowed
[02:39:25] <Tox|Work> ameertg: Zombies don't have emotion
[02:39:33] <Slate> ameertg: the question is what zombie could possibly feel
[02:39:37] <Slate> they're /dead/
[02:39:40] <Slate> They can't feel
[02:39:41] <ameertg> then no zombie sex
[02:39:47] <Slate> That's integral to them being zombies
[02:39:50] <Tox|Work> ameertg: stop being fucking creepy, okay
[02:39:51] <Tox|Work> just
[02:39:52] <Tox|Work> stop
[02:39:59] <Bryx> .w zombi
[02:40:00] <Nala> Bryx: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombi_(band) (Zombi (band) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) Zombi is a space rock duo from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, consisting of Steve Moore on bass and synthesizers and Anthony Paterra on drums. The group makes …
[02:40:06] <Bryx> Ooops
[02:40:09] <Slate> .g zambambos
[02:40:10] <Nala> Slate: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Zambambo (Urban Dictionary: Zambambo) Jun 9, 2013 … A mocking term designated for the walking dead—see Zombie. Zambambo is used to describe a particularly ineffective member or group of the …
[02:40:18] <Jabonicus> pfft
[02:40:45] <BlackWing> Guys
[02:40:51] * ameertg cuddles up with banshee
[02:40:53] <BlackWing> there's a youtube channel that's nothing but animated memes
[02:41:02] <BlackWing> That's it. Just videos of cartoonified memes
[02:41:04] <Bryx> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie
[02:41:07] <Jabonicus> It's like one of the zombie extras leaning against the gate and saying "Yo what do we do when we need to use the bathroom" instead of "RAAWRR"
[02:41:17] <Jabonicus> It's a Zambambo
[02:41:49] <ameertg> .def zamboni
[02:41:50] <Nala> ameertg: I'm sorry, but I could not find any definitions for "zamboni".
[02:42:01] <Bryx> zamboni?
[02:42:10] <Jabonicus> It's me without coffee in the morning
[02:42:10] <Bryx> the thing they clean the ice with?
[02:42:13] <Tox|Work> Bryx: that thing they drive on the ice
[02:42:16] <Tox|Work> .w zamboni
[02:42:17] <Nala> Tox|Work: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zamboni (Zamboni - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) Zamboni or The Zamboni may refer to: Zamboni machine or ice resurfacer; Zamboni Company, the maker of the Zamboni ice resurfacer; Zamboni (surname) …
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[02:42:34] <Bryx> I know. I was wondering what it had to do with zombies
[02:42:59] <Jabonicus> Obviously a zombambo zombie got stuck in a Zamboni machine
[02:43:50] <ameertg> what members of the underworld have we yet to discuss?
[02:44:14] <Jabonicus> The Thing That Should Not Be?
[02:44:31] <Echo> Zambambo
[02:44:33] <ameertg> can it feel?
[02:44:44] <Bryx> We haven't discussed actual voodoo zombies.
[02:45:07] <ameertg> they should be allowed to marry
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[02:45:21] <ameertg> their are still human beings
[02:45:27] <Gargus> Who needs friends when you have television on the internet.
[02:45:31] <Tox|Work> ameertg: Drop it.
[02:45:44] <Gargus> The answer is a lot of people.
[02:45:45] <Tox|Work> I can't speak for anyone but myself when I say this
[02:45:52] <ameertg> Tox i never mentioned intercourse
[02:45:55] <Tox|Work> but I'm starting to get a little tired of this
[02:45:57] <Jabonicus> Voodoo zombies, wait, are those dead or alive? I've heard the term for both
[02:46:03] <Slate> ameertg: We don't care
[02:46:03] <Tox|Work> ameertg: Stop being snarky.
[02:46:14] <Gargus> Is this a bad time?
[02:46:15] <Slate> We're getting tired of zombie marriage bullshit
[02:46:15] <ameertg> k
[02:46:19] <Slate> It's not funny anymore
[02:46:20] <Bryx> Actual zombies are unstable gods called down into human corpses to do the bidding of the one who summoned them. They aren't nice. they aren;t people anymore.
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[02:46:21] <Djoric> Okay, I have a question
[02:46:27] <Djoric> my new tale is not doing well
[02:46:29] <Bryx> that's the last thing i'll say
[02:46:32] <Djoric> how should I re-write it
[02:46:36] <Tox|Work> Stop going from one line of creepy conversation to another, and defending yourself by saying "I'm not saying X"
[02:46:41] <Athena_Grey> Djoric which tale?
[02:46:44] <Slate> Djoric: Better
[02:46:44] <Jabonicus> Bryx that was literally the plot of a Skulduggery Pleasant book
[02:46:48] <Soulless> Hi
[02:46:50] <velkrai> Hullo all
[02:47:01] <Gargus> Replace the main character with Don Quixote, Djoric
[02:47:05] <Bryx> Yes, I read it too.
[02:47:15] <Bryx> But that's what voodoo zombies were
[02:47:19] <Djoric> Gargus I've already got Wondertainment as the main character
[02:47:27] <Djoric> Athena_Grey: my new wondertainment one
[02:47:30] <Bryx> Speaking of, where can I get the fourth book in the US?
[02:47:34] <Gargus> Add Don Quixote as a side character.
[02:47:46] <Jabonicus> "So these asshole guys took a bunch of body parts from dead gods and stitched them together. They made Super-god"
[02:47:55] <Jabonicus> Bryx, of Skulduggery? Amazon.
[02:47:57] <ameertg> Bryx, the magic of amazon
[02:48:13] * Athena_Grey goes read
[02:48:18] <Soulless> Firstly
[02:48:19] <Jabonicus> It's literally the only place I can find those books
[02:48:34] * Soulless has kicked ameertg because If you've been called out by someone to stop a behavior, it is likely a good time to stop.
[02:48:57] * Soulless has kicked Tox|Work because You've been talked to about minimodding. If someone is being continually disruptive, contact an op.
[02:48:58] <velkrai> Woah
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[02:49:44] <Gargus> Wait I thought Tox was an op
[02:49:50] <Gargus> Did something happen when I wasn't looking?
[02:49:51] <Soulless> Gargus: No, he is not
[02:49:55] <Bryx> Someone should tell ameer that the kick isn't permanent.
[02:50:01] * Athena_Grey has only got up to halfway thru Magpie's Net
[02:50:09] <Gargus> I don't know who anyone is anymore.
[02:50:19] <Athena_Grey> hasn't they not been kicked before?
[02:50:20] <velkrai> I never did
[02:50:22] <Djoric> I'll ask again: is there anyone here who is familiar with Adventures in Capitalism and would be willing to help me brainstorm
[02:50:28] <velkrai> So your better off than me
[02:50:31] <Athena_Grey> … nevermind I misremember'd then
[02:50:39] <Deimos> Talk about counterstrike
[02:50:43] <Athena_Grey> Djoric I'm reading thru it
[02:50:47] <Athena_Grey> about halfway thru
[02:51:04] <Tox|Work> I expressly disclaimed that I was not acting in an authoritative capacity, and I was speaking in no capacity other than what anyone else can do.
[02:51:22] <Athena_Grey> so the Assistant Lady got the Boss out on a field trip and not logging their travel plan with anyone else at Wondertainment?
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[02:51:49] <Bright> Saying "I'm not an op, but" is still back seat oping.
[02:52:54] <Jabonicus> The Grotesquery was basically a god made from dead gods. It looked like a super mutant on steroids
[02:53:02] <Soulless> Tox|Work: IF you are choosing to tell someone else how to behave repeatedly instead of talking to an op who can actually issue discipline based on inappropriate behavior, you're backseat oping
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[02:53:11] <Soulless> You've been talked about this before, do not do it again
[02:53:48] <Bryx> seriously, I think ameer might be really worried now. I saw that thread on the site.
[02:54:28] <velkrai> Thread?
[02:54:29] <Jabonicus> What thread?
[02:54:30] <Soulless> I'm talking to him
[02:54:50] <velkrai> Does he think he was banned?
[02:55:03] <Bryx> http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-850506/i-am-sorry
[02:55:43] <Jabonicus> Huh.
[02:56:06] <Aelanna> .sm
[02:56:50] * Bryx is now known as BryxAway
[02:56:57] <Gargus> So
[02:57:01] <Gargus> How bout them cartoons?
[02:57:25] <velkrai> Which ones?
[02:57:36] <Gargus> Well, Attack on Titan is coming to adult swim next week.
[02:57:38] <Gargus> So there's that one.
[02:57:39] <Jabonicus> So after completing Burial At Sea 2, I am no longer afraid of Big Daddies. They are like the coolest guys.
[02:57:46] <BlackWing> Black Lagoon!
[02:57:58] <Gargus> I'm not familiar with that one.
[02:58:01] <BlackWing> Fun show
[02:58:08] <Djoric> Black Lagoon > Attack on Titan
[02:58:13] * Soulless set modes [+b] on *!*thus.spr@*.zarathustra
[02:58:14] <Gargus> (Mostly because Attack on Titan's premier is gonna be the first time I've watched adult swim in…)
[02:58:22] <velkrai> Whats black lagoon?
[02:58:25] <Jabonicus> I do feel bad for that one big daddy
[02:58:28] <Gargus> (Gad, since December, I think)
[02:58:29] * Soulless has kicked Tox|Work because this is a 24 hour, as you were told about this earlier
