Instigated a dogpile on a new, bad, SCP.
[14:08] Victovoi Check out the awesome new scip:
[14:08] Victovoi SCP-1530
[14:08] Nala Victovoi: Future Sniffer (rating: -7, 1 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1530
[14:09] LiquidNightfury Hmmm
[14:09] Flare185 …
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[14:09] LBoland -8
[14:09] Vince Guys, are the Foundation and MC&D working together now? http://collectiblescentral.com/ReadNewsArticle.aspx?newsid=53
[14:09] LBoland jesus
[14:09] LiquidNightfury What if it were currently in space and uncontainable
[14:09] Smapti "SCP-1530 is considered a Foundation asset and will be treated as Class D personnel, including any amenities that the organism requests"
[14:09] Flare185 -9
[14:09] Smapti WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
[14:09] TheGreekOwl http://i.imgur.com/xC6Xqp1.jpg power metal horse
[14:09] LBoland haha flare
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[14:09] LBoland HAHAHA
[14:09] Flare185 Class D personnel are barely considered assets
[14:09] LBoland This is hoke
[14:09] LBoland joke
[14:09] Smapti There's… like… five different problems JUST IN THAT SENTENCE.
[14:09] Huitzil I HAVE been saying Class-Ds need to be treated nicer…
[14:09] LBoland No, this is a joke
[14:09] LBoland someone's trolling
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[14:09] Darlos9Dayjob man
[14:09] MrCarbon I had observed 1530.
[14:09] MrCarbon It is, indeed, bad.
[14:10] Smapti "The organism has managed to enlist the aid of a lawyer and has since been contracted to the Foundation by signing a Containment Consensus document."
[14:10] LiquidNightfury Class D do not get any amenities at all.
[14:10] LiquidNightfury x_x
[14:10] MrCarbon But at least it's not a three-sentence article about a black cube what does stuff and then the Arctic.
[14:10] Smapti Ah, yes, the Foundation's one weakness: LAWYERS.
[14:10] Darlos9Dayjob TheGreekOwl: that horse is fabu
[14:10] LBoland This…
[14:10] LBoland This is the fucking god of all mary-sues
[14:10] LBoland My god
[14:10] LiquidNightfury Smapti: Those dastardly fiends.
[14:10] Smapti "◾Caucasian, Female, 5ft. 7in., 67lbs, Dark Red Hair, Green Eyes"
[14:10] Flare185 the foundation is powerless against LAWYERS
[14:10] Smapti 67 POUNDS
[14:10] Wogglebug :|
[14:10] Avian_Overlord The lawyer think could be really funny in a -J.
[14:10] LiquidNightfury To be fair
[14:10] LBoland who the fuck uses feet, inches and pounds…
[14:10] LBoland wtf
[14:10] Flare185 True enough
[14:10] Silberescher Smapti: and she can eat anything she wants!
[14:11] Silberescher Doctors hate her!
[14:11] LiquidNightfury Lawyers can be absolute cunts to any organisation that requires paperwork to operate smoothly
[14:11] LBoland hahaha
[14:11] Flare185 Americans?
[14:11] Avian_Overlord Hahahaahah.
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[14:11] Huitzil Americans use feet, inches and pounds. They all kidna go together.
[14:11] Wogglebug Flare: not unless they're dumb.
[14:11] Smapti I'd call this a troll, but I've read worse SCPs on "fan sites".
[14:11] Wogglebug Not for science.
[14:11] Darlos9Dayjob americans that don't matter to science, anyway
[14:11] Flare185 Bow chicka bow wow
[14:11] Avian_Overlord Hey!
[14:11] Wogglebug bans
[14:11] Huitzil I thought he was asking about the writer.
[14:11] Clef tell me about these worse SCPs
[14:12] Avian_Overlord Yes.
[14:12] Avian_Overlord Please do.
[14:12] LBoland Is the Foundation considered a bureaucratic organization? I'm sort of on the fence…
[14:12] Mastersarge isn't dumb and he's American Italian. :V
[14:12] LiquidNightfury googles bureaucratic
[14:12] Huitzil I think by any defintion it would be a bureaucratic organization.
[14:12] LBoland I hate you so much Liquid
[14:12] Silberescher I once Googled one of my SCP numbers and got a fan-SCP on a furry blogging site about a psychopathic snake-man in a trenchcoat and fedora
[14:12] LBoland D:
[14:12] Huitzil The wiki itself is nothing but a record of just some of the reams of paperwork the Foundation has!
[14:12] Mastersarge ……. wut
[14:12] Flare185 … wasn't this in a cartoon?
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[14:13] Darlos9Dayjob Silberescher: uhm… I kinda want to see that because I'm curious if its not just a ripoff of a certain video game character
[14:13] LBoland I know that, but the administration never seems to be bureaucratic…
[14:13] Avian_Overlord I googled my SCP #.
[14:13] Silberescher .g scp-1425 "the hissing"
[14:13] Nala Silberescher: I'm sorry, I couldn't find anything matching your search.
[14:13] Avian_Overlord Oh god.
[14:13] =-= Mode #site19 +m by thedeadlymoose
[14:14] thedeadlymoose Guys, the author is right fuckin' here and 19 isn't your place to basically shit.
[14:14] =-= Mode #site19 -m by thedeadlymoose
[14:14] Avian_Overlord I am sharing a number with the saddest nercophile.
[14:14] Avian_Overlord Oh god.
[14:14] thedeadlymoose Give feedback, yes, but look: this is getting self-aggrandizing & wanky.
[14:14] Clef all right
[14:14] Clef forestdrake?
[14:14] Clef I want to start off by saying this.
[14:14] Clef A long time ago, I promised I would not write any more decommissioning stories. This article was so bad that it made me consider, just for a moment, breaking that promise.
[14:14] MrCarbon Yeah, but guys.
[14:15] MrCarbon http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/who-am-i
[14:15] Nala MrCarbon: Who Am I? [Tale] (rating: +11, 4 revisions, 7 comments) - tags: tale
[14:15] MrCarbon But: that.
[14:15] LBoland Clef…
[14:15] LBoland Do it
[14:15] Flare185 My apologies. I truly wish I could stay and enjoy the conversation, but I have to remove the acorns that fell off the tree before they begin growing into something
[14:15] Clef fuck you lboland
[14:15] thedeadlymoose (forestdrake is Victovoi, it seems)
[14:15] Clef look
[14:15] LBoland D:
[14:15] LiquidNightfury And then Flare became the squirrel.
[14:15] Mastersarge I had no idea what just happened.
[14:15] Clef the article is just… bad.
[14:15] thedeadlymoose But yes, Victovoi, this article really is very bad. I wish you'd gotten feedback beforehand.
[14:15] Avian_Overlord That feels like a euphemism for something flare.
[14:16] Victovoi Hah!
[14:16] Clef My recommendation is to delete the article
[14:16] Avian_Overlord What article is this?
[14:16] LBoland I'll link you Avian
[14:16] Victovoi I always submit my best stories without feedback
[14:16] TheRaven Yeah…don't.
[14:16] LBoland Knew it
[14:16] LBoland troll
[14:16] LiquidNightfury SCP-1530
[14:16] ProcyonLotor don't do that
[14:16] Clef …
[14:16] ProcyonLotor ever
[14:16] Silberescher That is a bad idea, Voctovoi
[14:16] Victovoi okay, that was a joke
[14:16] Silberescher er
[14:16] Clef yes
[14:16] Clef I know
[14:16] Smapti Cold-posting to this site is for people who are either extremely confident, or extremely naïve.
[14:16] ProcyonLotor ok
[14:16] Smapti Or both.
[14:17] Clef it hurts to get your stuff shit on
[14:17] Wogglebug Or Smapti!
[14:17] Clef and deflecting it with humor is a valid response
[14:17] Clef that said
[14:17] Smapti I didn't say which of the two groups I fell into, Wogglebug.
[14:17] Avian_Overlord I pretty sure it's shat on.
[14:17] Mastersarge wait, Clef you promised not to write Decommissioning stuff? Not that it matters but I am just curious.
[14:17] thedeadlymoose Also, guys, /stop calling troll at the slightest fucking provocation/.
[14:17] Wogglebug :3
[14:17] bright Hell, even Clef and I get feedback before posting these days
[14:17] ProcyonLotor thedeadlymoose: stop trolling by making us stop calling troll, troll
[14:18] Silberescher thedeadlymoose: I had an emotional response to that sentence, and I believe that you maliciously intended that to happen
[14:18] Smapti People who accuse people who accuse people of being trolls of being trolls are trolls.
[14:18] thedeadlymoose I can't decide whether to kick all of you or laugh. :|
[14:18] LiquidNightfury Trollception.
[14:18] LBoland That makes no sense..
[14:18] Mastersarge people who accuse other people who accuse people for being trolls of being trolls are trolls trolls
[14:18] Silberescher anyway
[14:19] Silberescher I believe that people shouldn't delete SCPs early
[14:19] Mastersarge oh god I am having fun with this. Sorry. XD
[14:19] Avian_Overlord Did you know if you read troll enough times it stops looking like a word?
[14:19] Silberescher and should instead make use of the 24-hour minimum site time
[14:19] Vince Mastersarge: from what I understand, the decomms started to snowball and become even crazier and worse than the articles they were "destroying"
[14:19] Darlos9Dayjob Silberescher: I found the article. it wasn't what I thought. ah well
[14:19] Silberescher to take in feedback as a learning experience
[14:19] Vince This was a while before I got here though.
[14:19] Clef Silber: I disagree
[14:19] Clef the only learning experience possible here is more anger
[14:19] thedeadlymoose Honestly, Silber, in this case the author is just going to get dogpiled to hell and back again.
[14:19] Mastersarge Vince: Ooohhhh I see. No wonder.
[14:20] Silberescher but then
[14:20] Silberescher I haven't read it
[14:20] thedeadlymoose And people are going to get super wanky and dogpile.
[14:20] Silberescher so I might be entirely wrong
[14:20] LBoland Yea, agreed
[14:20] thedeadlymoose Yeah, read it, and you'll see.
[14:20] Silberescher .lc
[14:20] Nala Silberescher: The last 3 pages created were: 1. SCP-1530 (Future Sniffer) created by forestdrake (32 m 37 s ago), 2. Who Am I? created by tretter (1 h 7 m 19 s ago) and 3. SCP-1578 (Standers) created by PeppersGhost (17 h 28 m 54 s ago).
[14:20] Silberescher .cm 1
[14:20] thedeadlymoose This is accidental bait for our worst comments.
[14:20] Silberescher .sm 1
[14:20] thedeadlymoose That said, Victovoi:
[14:20] Nala Silberescher: Future Sniffer (rating: -7, 1 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1530
[14:20] Mastersarge Oh I see
[14:20] thedeadlymoose Your writing is competent enough that I think you could write something that works.
[14:21] Victovoi I didn't write it, seriously ;_;
[14:21] thedeadlymoose This is absurdly bad, yes, but it's not because you can't write.
[14:21] thedeadlymoose …No…? o_O
[14:21] thedeadlymoose Then why did you post it in here as an awesome new SCP we should go check out…?
[14:21] Mastersarge wow… this is…. uhhh… And that's new development right there. :o
[14:21] Victovoi Irony :)
[14:21] Huitzil …sarcasm?
[14:21] thedeadlymoose …
[14:21] LBoland He was bringing attention to how bad it was by using sarcasm moose.
[14:21] LiquidNightfury Irony and sarcasm.
[14:21] LBoland He trolled you
[14:21] LiquidNightfury OKAY
[14:21] ProcyonLotor he's a new person now
[14:21] LiquidNightfury New note for Victovoi
[14:21] =-= Mode #site19 +m by thedeadlymoose
[14:22] thedeadlymoose Victovoi: This is your one warning for trolling. Don't let it happen again. Plus, we do not do downvote brigades. Don't do that again either.
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No one followed up on this as of time of posting.
Summary: Warned for minor trolling & instigation of a dogpile/downvote brigade.
(The SCP really is that bad, but that still doesn't make it okay.)
EDIT: Also note that the user didn't clarify that they weren't the author once we (I) had made the error, and responded in such a way as to indicate that they were the author, which was either confusion, or trolling. See bolded points.