A guy called DrGaz lied in his application that he was 17 while he admitted to being 15 in chat, then admitted he isn't 15 yet, and then talked about being 12, and then said he was 14 again.
Also, he acts a lot younger than 15. Keep a look out. synIRC-F9A37160.dsl.bell.ca for future reference.
Logs here:
[16:33] =-= Mode #site17 +m by thedeadlymoose
[16:33] thedeadlymoose Okay. DrGaz. Listen, because this is important.
[16:33] thedeadlymoose How are you going to know how to behave on the site if you don't read Site Behavior? And how are you going to write for the site if you don't read Tips On Writing?
[16:33] =-= Mode #site17 -m by thedeadlymoose
[16:33] thedeadlymoose Go read those.
[16:33] DrGaz :(
[16:33] DrGaz okay
[16:34] DrGaz I love you
[16:34] thedeadlymoose If you need to, wait til your brain calms down (I understand that, certainly)
[16:34] thedeadlymoose Then read 'em, then apply :)
[16:34] QuiProxitur The fabled "+m" event
[16:34] thedeadlymoose (And, isn't that quick? We just met!)
[16:34] =-= QuiProxitur is now known as QuiMoritur
[16:35] thedeadlymoose Also: QuiProxitur, remember to register your new nick/s so you can keep joining 19 :)
[16:35] DrGaz Great
[16:38] DrGaz Well just so I don't look like a fucking idiot I'm going to say that hmmmm
[16:38] DrGaz The part where it said password wasn't there last time :D
[16:38] DrGaz and It was blank just so tehy don't say I was just too lazy!
[16:38] DrGaz WHAT THE FUCK IS THUS
[16:38] DrGaz I CAN'T FUCKING SEND ANOTHER
[16:38] QuiMoritur Lol
[16:39] Tox okay
[16:39] Scantron Thanks, Obama.
[16:39] Tuomey Cool your shit
[16:39] Tox here's what you nee to do
[16:39] Scantron But, try and delete your old one.
[16:39] Tuomey You need to withdraw your last one
[16:39] Tox go to your Wikidot control panel
[16:39] Tox go to Applications
[16:39] DrGaz wait I can :D
[16:39] Tuomey Tox will walk you through
[16:39] Tox find your old one and Remove it
[16:39] QuiMoritur thedeadlymoose: I was just experimenting with the QP username so I know I can register it for my proxy system.
[16:39] DrGaz fcuk i finisged typing it out now I forgot what the passwrd was fuck was it quickly forgettable
[16:40] DrGaz fuck that is the most coincidental password ever
[16:40] Tox palmfaces
[16:40] QuiMoritur *fuck *finished *password
[16:40] DrGaz holy fuck is it actually taht or is taht my horoscope r something
[16:40] DrGaz FUCK OK JESUS IM ON MY FUCKING LAPTOP AND FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[16:40] Vince QuiMoritur: shoosh
[16:40] QuiMoritur Cool your shit, you must
[16:41] Tox Calm your goddamn tits
[16:41] Tox this isn't something to get so bent out of shape about
[16:41] DrGaz god I feel so loved right now totally getting the llove yep I am
[16:41] Soulless Guys
[16:41] Soulless If you don't calm down you people are getting kicked. Keep on topic.
[16:41] QuiMoritur DrGaz: Chill the fuck out. You're posting at twenty fucking posts a second. /Chill out./
[16:42] thedeadlymoose QuiMoritur: The tech speak you're using is above my head. :D
[16:42] thedeadlymoose community admin, not technical admin!
[16:42] Tox lol
[16:42] thedeadlymoose Also, DrGaz, although QuiMoritur isn't staff, she/he/they are still right.
[16:42] thedeadlymoose Calm down. ;)
[16:42] DrGaz fuck thank you doctor gaz youve done it again I spelled forgettable wrong boy am i a fucking genius
[16:42] =-= DrGaz was booted from #site17 by YOU (Please calm down.)
[16:43] === You have invited DrGaz to #site17.
[16:43] /@ Soulless invited DrGaz into the channel.
[16:43] ->| DrGaz (ac.lleb.lsd.06173A9F-CRInys|tibbiM#ac.lleb.lsd.06173A9F-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site17
[16:43] DrGaz :D
[16:43] DrGaz okay *yoga time*
[16:43] DrGaz okay im calm
[16:43] thedeadlymoose How old are you, Gaz? >_>
[16:43] Soulless We're not here to deal with someone being like a puppy that's pissing themselves.
[16:43] DrGaz 15
[16:44] QuiMoritur thedeadlymoose: Lol. Basically I have two computers; the one I use normally and my backup. My backup does not have the same IP address as my normal computer. If it uses my QuiMoritur login, then the IP for it will be traced. Therefore, I need a nick that I can use if I don't want my IP traced. Basically I'm keeping my nicks separate so the IP for Moritur isn't associated with Proxitur.
[16:44] QuiMoritur Sorry for the text wall, people.
[16:44] Tox uh
[16:44] Tox QuiMoritur
[16:44] QuiMoritur ?
[16:44] thedeadlymoose Whatever works. XD
[16:44] QuiMoritur Lol.
[16:44] Tox I can only assume your backup computer is on the same physical net as your primary
[16:44] Tox in which case the addresses are the same
[16:44] DrGaz I sent my application
[16:45] thedeadlymoose DrGaz, just so's you know, you're not /acting/ 15. That's also what we mean when we say to calm down :)
[16:45] thedeadlymoose I'll check your app now
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[16:45] thedeadlymoose …Gaz
[16:45] thedeadlymoose Why did you say you were 15 in here and 17 in your app?
[16:46] QuiMoritur Tox: No. Sort of. Not really. I'm assuming that you're at least slightly computer-literate, so I'll just say it. My backup is a system that's accessing a proxy that my friend in America set up. that I use whenever my normal system has been confiscated.
[16:46] QuiMoritur Dammit, punctuation
[16:46] thedeadlymoose Tox, Qui: Okay, you two, take it to 19 for now, since this isn't a staff thing XD
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[16:46] Tox okay XD
[16:46] QuiMoritur Lol, kay
[16:47] DrGaz Ok I just wanna be a member
[16:47] Tox Lying's a bad way to go about it
[16:47] DrGaz I might be turning 15 in a few month a days
[16:47] Tox ….
[16:47] DrGaz and I dont wanna wait at all
[16:47] Tox DrGaz you've now given us three different ages in as many minutes
[16:47] thedeadlymoose facepalms
[16:47] DrGaz ok fine if its taht much I will come back in december
[16:47] DrGaz BYE BYE
[16:48] thedeadlymoose Alright.
[16:48] thedeadlymoose Ciao.
[16:48] Tox you said "a few months"
[16:48] DrGaz CYA DECEMBER 12
[16:48] DrGaz I said a few "month"
[16:48] Vince …
[16:48] DrGaz not months
[16:48] ProcyonLotor few necessarily implies plural
[16:48] Vivax :|
[16:48] Vivax is unimpressed.
[16:48] thedeadlymoose DrGaz, honestly, come back when you can act more like an adult or at least an older teenager
[16:48] DrGaz oh god this alwasy happens to me
[16:48] thedeadlymoose If that coincides with your 15th birthday, then all is well
[16:48] DrGaz (well not really)
[16:49] Tox You're acting like a caffeinated twelve year old to be blunt
[16:49] DrGaz :D
[16:49] DrGaz Adhd
[16:49] DrGaz (liek i said along while back
[16:49] ProcyonLotor adhd is not an excuse
[16:49] Tox Not really an excuse.
[16:49] ProcyonLotor I have adhd
[16:49] Vince DrGaz: I have ADHD
[16:49] Tuomey Plenty of people have plenty of mental and neurological conditions
[16:49] Vince among other neurological issues
[16:49] Tox And I refuse to stand for people using their conditions as excuses fo subpar behavior
[16:50] DrGaz ok that is fine whatever floats your dicisions
[16:50] thedeadlymoose Gaz, the upshot is that we require people to act like adults or almost-adults on the site
[16:50] DrGaz ok yep alright I dont ahve adhd and I am just a really caffinated 12 year ld and I have neurological problems taht I cant speak of and a very subpar behavior
[16:50] Vince :/
[16:51] Tox :|
[16:51] thedeadlymoose ?
[16:51] ProcyonLotor so… now you're twelve
[16:51] =-= Mode #site17 +m by thedeadlymoose
[16:51] =-= Mode #site17 +v DrGaz by thedeadlymoose
[16:51] thedeadlymoose Okay, DrGaz.
[16:51] thedeadlymoose Let's try this again.
[16:51] thedeadlymoose How old are you?
[16:52] DrGaz 14
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[16:52] =-= Mode #site17 +ao Waxx Waxx by ChanServ
[16:52] DrGaz of course im not 12 I was speaking of tox's impression of me
[16:52] Waxx he's 12
[16:53] DrGaz I told you im 12
[16:53] thedeadlymoose DrGaz, come back and re-apply in 6 months.
[16:53] thedeadlymoose Yes, I get that you were joking
[16:53] DrGaz >: ok yep alright I dont ahve adhd and I am just a really caffinated 12 year ld and I have neurological problems taht I cant speak of and a very subpar behavior
[16:53] thedeadlymoose And Waxx is trolling you
[16:54] thedeadlymoose Gaz, I'm willing to believe that you turn 15 in a month, but you're acting 12 /now/, and standard procedure is to make people wait 6 months. So come back in 6 months.
[16:54] DrGaz Voice what is that I am scared now
[16:54] DrGaz well bye
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