Session | Time: | Sat Aug 11 00:00:00 2018 |
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[22:26:44] | WhatTheDuck | ok so background for my story is I'm op in room that deals with depressed folks |
[22:26:56] | TheEditor | Go on. |
[22:27:11] | WhatTheDuck | so, things are going slow right? nobody new really joins, same ol same ol |
[22:27:18] | TheEditor | Yea. |
[22:27:22] | jacrld | hey FloppyPhoenix |
[22:27:29] | FloppyPhoenix | hi! |
[22:27:40] | TheEditor | What happens? |
[22:27:53] | WhatTheDuck | so, one day, this guy shows up, goes on about how he was *raped by his older brother* |
[22:27:59] | CaptainKirby | FloppyPhoenix: o/ |
[22:28:01] | TheEditor | …Oh fuck. |
[22:28:04] | FloppyPhoenix | \o |
[22:28:07] | FloppyPhoenix | ohi |
[22:28:08] | TheEditor | That's bad. |
[22:28:11] | &Bouncl | hey guys do you mind saying orps and ardmins instead of the alternative |
[22:28:12] | WhatTheDuck | so of course, like everyone is like "oh shit" |
[22:28:14] | &Bouncl | also that's terrible |
[22:28:19] | CaptainKirby | FloppyPhoenix: I wrote a new thing about dragons! !SCP-3844 :D |
[22:28:20] | %jarvis | captainkirby: SCP-3844: To Slay A Dragon (written a day ago by Captain Kirby; rating: +40) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3844 |
[22:28:25] | FloppyPhoenix | :o |
[22:28:27] | FloppyPhoenix | will read |
[22:28:27] | TheEditor | Wait…did he lie? |
[22:28:31] | @Taffeta | WhatTheDuck: what the fuck possessed you to tell that story |
[22:28:31] | jacrld | yeah |
[22:28:32] | CaptainKirby | \o/ |
[22:28:35] | TheEditor | Why do I feel he may have lied? |
[22:28:38] | Solari | CaptainKirby: I read that, it was good! |
[22:28:43] | Prototype_Toaster | Sounds cutesy Bouncl so I hate it |
[22:28:43] | ihp | SCP-3859 |
[22:28:44] | %jarvis | ihp: SCP-3859: Anti-technotheistic Parasite (written 2 days ago by Ihp; rating: +33) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3859 |
[22:28:47] | ihp | plz be into reading |
[22:28:49] | jacrld | cause "o pees" and "admeens" ping the chat o p guys and the admin guys |
[22:28:49] | WhatTheDuck | ._. |
[22:28:52] | CaptainKirby | Solari: Thanks! Sorry I beat you to dragons tho :P |
[22:29:03] | TheEditor | That this true…. |
[22:29:03] | Solari | Ye it's fine lol |
[22:29:10] | Solari | You did better than I ever would have |
[22:29:10] | TheEditor | So, anyhow. Duck. What happened next? |
[22:29:30] | jacrld | Taffeta: we were talking about people who did very stupid things on chats and have been severely punished for things |
[22:29:46] | WhatTheDuck | Taffeta well I'm going to tell it as it happened |
[22:29:49] | @Taffeta | right so the logical conclusion to that is fucking CSA |
[22:30:11] | @Taffeta | Are you all this fucking dense because if so how is the Earth holding itself together |
[22:30:21] | TheEditor | Community supported agriculture? |
[22:30:41] | TheEditor | That's what I get when I google it. |
[22:30:56] | Prototype_Toaster | Ain't those the yeehaw boys from the south |
[22:31:06] | jacrld | I think Taf meant the CPS |
[22:31:11] | TheEditor | Confederate States of America? |
[22:31:15] | jacrld | (Child Protection Services) |
[22:31:18] | @Taffeta | No I meant 'child sex assault' |
[22:31:22] | @Taffeta | :| |
[22:31:23] | TheEditor | Oh… |
[22:31:25] | jacrld | yeah |
[22:31:27] | jacrld | we got that part |
[22:31:34] | Prototype_Toaster | Oh |
[22:31:37] | @Taffeta | Good fucking god guys |
[22:31:48] | WhatTheDuck | :| |
[22:31:50] | jacrld | I think Duck was about to get to the part where people do shit that gets the guy fucking arrested |
[22:31:51] | TheEditor | Well…I mean, from how Duck is saying the story, it might turn. Who knows. |
[22:32:06] | jacrld | but he never got to finish it apparently |
[22:32:10] | TheEditor | We can't know if the story doesn't finish. |
[22:32:16] | WhatTheDuck | if you guys keep inturrupting then I'll never actually get anywhere |
[22:32:21] | WhatTheDuck | just sayin |
[22:32:21] | Solari | Lol |
[22:32:27] | TheEditor | Alright. Keep going. |
[22:32:35] | Prototype_Toaster | Feeling a [ZA WARUDO] coming on |
[22:32:35] | WhatTheDuck | ok, so guy joins going on about how he was roped. A long time member actually had pointed him to the room, so he must have been telling the truth. |
[22:33:03] | @Taffeta | in case I wasn't clear |
[22:33:19] | @Taffeta | STOP TELLING STORIES ABOUT RAPE IN NINETEEN. |
[22:33:38] | @Taffeta | I frankly DO NOT CARE where this is going because 19 is not the place you put this shit. |
[22:34:14] | @Taffeta | You lead off any story with 'so this guy comes in and says he's been raped by his brother' and you should start reconsidering. |
[22:34:27] | jacrld | alright guys |
[22:34:37] | SeraDomiCher | So at age 6 I was born without a face |
[22:34:43] | jacrld | go to #notnineteenthings |
[22:34:48] | WhatTheDuck | Taffeta: if you are uncomfortable with my story, well I'm sorry, but others want to listen |
[22:34:50] | Solari | Taffeta: I don't want to sound rude or anything, but I don't think you were clear at first |
[22:34:56] | jacrld | to continue, because indeed, 19 is not the place |
[22:35:07] | jacrld | WhatTheDuck: Solari -> #notnineteenthings |
[22:35:19] | @Taffeta | WhatTheDuck: Then they can fucking well do it elsewhere. |
[22:35:33] | FloppyPhoenix | .au |
[22:35:37] | %jarvis | floppyphoenix: FloppyPhoenix ( http://www.scp-wiki.net/floppyphoenix ) has 10 pages (10 Originals) (5 SCP Articles, 3 Tales, 2 GOI-Format Articles). They have 562 net upvotes with an average of +56. Their latest page is Avian Anthology II at +45. |
[22:35:52] | @salvagebar | So I was taking a nice drive, |
[22:35:54] | @Taffeta | If you're trying to appeal to the crowd to get your csa story told in a chat that has minors in it then you can very politely fuck off. |
[22:36:08] | @salvagebar | and I come back to this. |
[22:36:09] | @ProcyonLotor | Just leave it up for a few minutes |
[22:36:29] | @ProcyonLotor | Because motherfuckers do not seem to be getting the point |
[22:36:30] | @salvagebar | I'm going to count to 20, and y'all can PM each other, and |
[22:36:47] | @salvagebar | figure out where else, a place that is not here, where you might continue your conversation. |
[22:37:35] | FloppyPhoenix | you guys excited for series V? |
[22:37:36] | jacrld | .tell WhatTheDuck join #notnineteenthings |
[22:37:38] | %jarvis | jacrld: Sent. |
[22:37:39] | jacrld | we're going there |
[22:37:49] | SeraDomiCher | Huh |
[22:37:57] | @salvagebar | Excellent - IRC is wonderful for making rooms where you can talk about things |
[22:38:03] | @salvagebar | The Future Is Now |
[22:38:39] | Solari | I think it got cut off |
[22:38:50] | WhatTheDuck | jacrld: got it |
With agreement from four chat moderators, a 24-hour ban was issued.
[22:48] * WhatTheDuck was kicked by ProcyonLotor (Generally, the proper response to a mute is not to keep going. Additionally, don't talk about rape is part of the chat guide, which you may now take 24 hours to reread)