So, apparently, last night when the ops were asleep VendorXeno was acting straight up crazy. I've gotten reports from several people, either as complaints or as "holy shit this guy is nuts." Crayne sent me this log(bolding is his):
1:28 VendorXeno me neither
11:29 VendorXeno but Tuomey is rad
11:29 VendorXeno no explaining it
11:29 VendorXeno but there it is
11:29 ZombieRaptor Stop with
11:29 ZombieRaptor The short
11:29 ZombieRaptor Choppy as
11:29 ZombieRaptor Fuck sentences
11:30 Jr Aliens
11:30 VendorXeno naw
11:30 ZombieRaptor Like that
11:30 ZombieRaptor And
11:30 ZombieRaptor Shit and
11:30 ZombieRaptor Stuff
11:30 VendorXeno my breaks are
11:30 VendorXeno hmmmm
11:30 VendorXeno how to put this
11:30 Kuroiten And now you're doing it.
11:30 VendorXeno I convey at least as much with a break as I do with any ten characters
11:30 VendorXeno a "pregnant pause" is worth 400 characters
11:30 VendorXeno so while I appreciate the sentiment
11:31 VendorXeno please don't waste both our times trying to tell me how to type
11:31 Jr Is there an argument?
11:31 VendorXeno I am older, wiser, more experienced, faster, more nuanced, more receptive, more empathic, etc etc etc, when I pause, that's a message
11:31 Tuomey :|
11:31 VendorXeno please never tell me not to pause because all that says to me is that you are, to my message, illiterate
11:32 ZombieRaptor You're only faster because I'm on a god damn phone
11:32 VendorXeno hahahahaha
11:32 VendorXeno no
11:32 Tuomey Are you deliberately being a douche?
11:32 VendorXeno I type faster with one finger than you beat off with one hand
11:32 VendorXeno and you beat off…
11:32 VendorXeno fairly quickly
11:32 VendorXeno with one hand
11:32 Tuomey I'll take that as a yes
11:32 Jr Remind me not to piss you off zombieraptor…
11:32 ZombieRaptor Are you talking to me or vendor
11:32 VendorXeno ;p;
11:32 Tuomey Vendor
11:33 ZombieRaptor How so Jr, the people you shouldn't piss off aren't me
11:33 ZombieRaptor I couldn't do shit to you
11:33 VendorXeno weird
11:33 Jr same for anybody. I hate stepping on toes
11:33 VendorXeno Jr : hear hear!
11:33 VendorXeno I don't want to step on toes
11:34 Jr But when i do, i leave no stone unturned… muahaha
11:34 VendorXeno lol
11:34 VendorXeno "I don't want to drink beers, but when I do, they are decidedly substandard!"
11:35 Jr Im worse than a lego to the sole of your foot
11:35 Jr When you piss me off c:
11:35 VendorXeno why would you want to be worse than that?
11:35 Kuroiten JR: I can think of worse things.
11:35 VendorXeno hmmm
11:35 VendorXeno i can't
11:36 Kuroiten Nail in the sole of your foot is pretty painful.
11:36 Tuomey There are plenty of worse things than stepping on lego
11:37 VendorXeno not one I typically make an irc issue about
11:37 VendorXeno to clarify
11:37 VendorXeno less than 48 hours ago
11:37 VendorXeno I was run down by a car
11:37 VendorXeno not a lie or exaggeration
11:37 VendorXeno it happened
11:37 VendorXeno so think about that
11:38 Jr I know theres worse things. Just a little reddit humor.
11:39 Kuroiten Ah. Unfamiliar with the reference.
11:39 Jr But i get cold and incomparably ruthless when i get mad.
11:40 ZombieRaptor Who ran you down and why?
11:40 Kuroiten JR: been there.
11:40 Jr Reddit. everyone always says the worst pain is "stepping on a fucking lego"
11:41 ZombieRaptor Snapping your femur
11:41 ZombieRaptor Visualize that
11:41 Jr innocently smiles as he rips someone's life to pieces.
11:41 ZombieRaptor The muscle having to tear and rip just for that to even slightly break
11:41 Tuomey Jr: that's not just reddit, that's a thing over most of the internet
11:42 Jr Femur? D: fuckthat!
11:42 Kuroiten ZombieRaptor: can't say I can. And I'm quite thankful for that.
11:42 Jr I heard it first on reddit
11:42 VendorXeno hello
11:42 VendorXeno I
11:42 VendorXeno am clearly me
11:42 ZombieRaptor Then imagine someone coming up to you, grabbing the exposed femur and shaking it wildly from side to side
11:43 Salabasama I remember being suprised when stepping on a toothpick and getting it deep into my foot at the lack of pain, then being overcome with sudden horror as I realized that a wooden object which had been in someone's mouth was penetrating into my meat.
11:43 Jr dafuQ. Youre scaring me raptor
11:43 Crayne Back from a lovely chat on application backups and the need thereof. What an exciting topic for an exciting day at work.
11:43 VendorXeno I am Kurtz
11:43 ZombieRaptor Oh, put a toothpick between your toe and toenail then kicking a wall
11:43 Salabasama I've only been hit by a car once. It was my mother.
11:43 ZombieRaptor As hard as you can
11:43 * Jr quit (Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com ))
11:44 VendorXeno ZombieRaptor : done
11:44 Salabasama Jr apparently has no tolerance for imagined pain.
11:44 ZombieRaptor Then run salt into it
11:44 ZombieRaptor Rub*
11:44 VendorXeno ZombieRaptor : done
11:44 Kuroiten Crayne: sounds…thrilling?
11:44 VendorXeno ZombieRaptor : why am I doing this?
11:44 * JR joined #site19
11:44 ZombieRaptor Then dip it into lemonade
11:44 VendorXeno ZombieRaptor : done
11:44 VendorXeno ZombieRaptor : why am I doing this?
11:44 ZombieRaptor Just pure lemon juice actually
11:44 Crayne Quite. I managed to stay awake.
11:44 Crayne Barely.
11:44 VendorXeno ZombieRaptor : done
11:44 ZombieRaptor Because, it must be done
11:45 JR missed a bit of that conversation, I switched to my laptop
11:45 VendorXeno ZombieRaptor : why am I doing this?
11:45 Salabasama Salt/lemon juice is overdone.
11:45 VendorXeno ZombieRaptor seems really, really stupid
11:45 JR You know what seems really, really stupid?
11:45 VendorXeno maybe he'll show how smart he is
11:45 JR fucking lemmings
11:45 ZombieRaptor We were discussing things more painful than an Lego vendor
11:45 VendorXeno to me he seems
11:45 VendorXeno well
11:45 ZombieRaptor That's one of them
11:45 VendorXeno just like a loud mouthed retard
11:45 Tuomey
11:45 VendorXeno I would love to be proved wrong
11:45 VendorXeno (hint : I won't be)
11:46 ZombieRaptor What the fuck are you going on about now?
11:46 Salabasama I think the worst part of stepping on a Lego is that I destroy the Lego.
11:46 JR why so serious VendorXeno?
11:46 VendorXeno so look
11:46 JR uh…
11:46 VendorXeno everyone reading this
11:46 VendorXeno is anyone giving you new information?
11:46 JR OOOH, THAT'S ME!
11:46 VendorXeno lol
11:46 VendorXeno no, they're not
11:46 VendorXeno they're lying and being awful
11:46 ZombieRaptor And why am I imagining everything typed here in a British cockney voice?
11:46 VendorXeno so just run with that
11:46 VendorXeno and move on
11:47 VendorXeno lol
11:47 JR Vendor seems quite vindictive over his vexation with ZombieRaptor…
11:47 VendorXeno look at how ZombieRaptor pauses
11:47 VendorXeno he's done
11:47 ZombieRaptor Naw
11:47 Tuomey VendorXeno: you're being terrible, cut it out
11:47 ZombieRaptor In putting on music
11:47 VendorXeno proven
11:48 VendorXeno going to bed
11:48 ZombieRaptor And I don't know what the fucj your going on about
11:48 JR so lost…
11:48 Salabasama I have completed the ship which I will put in a bottle, but the inside of the bottle is streaked with white substance which resists my furious brushing.
11:48 Crayne Somebody woke up wearing the wrong panties.
11:48 VendorXeno (watch idiots freak out)
11:48 Tuomey goddammit I wish someone in a fucking /sensible/ timezone had op
11:48 ZombieRaptor Nice Salabasama
11:48 Crayne GMT +1 FTW
11:48 JR balls must be chilled
11:48 * Pixeltasim quit (Ping timeout)
11:49 JR goos-frabah
11:49 Salabasama I will give the completed object to my former PI, and continue only keeping the worst examples of my work.
11:49 VendorXeno everyone here will note how no secret knowledge was provided here. From all these people promising secret knowledge. In short : liars.
11:49 JR when did this "secret knowledge" thing show up?
11:50 VendorXeno when people started lying about reality to seem important
11:50 VendorXeno the best thing you can do is ignore it all
11:50 Tuomey "the best thing you can do is ignore it all"
11:50 Tuomey So why are you still talking about it?
11:50 JR my thing is NEVER assume ANYTHING is true
11:50 VendorXeno yes
11:50 VendorXeno ignore me
11:51 VendorXeno listen to .. lolz
11:51 VendorXeno these people
11:51 JR as such, if I told you I had my parathyroids and thymus removed, you are under no obligation to believe me
11:51 VendorXeno if they convnince you they're enlightened
11:51 VendorXeno then
11:51 VendorXeno lol
11:51 Crayne I once breathed. In fact, I breathe all over the place.
11:51 * Euclidian joined #site19
11:51 VendorXeno I think you know they're wrong
11:51 ZombieRaptor Vendor? If you're thinking I said I did any of that, if you assumed that I'm saying I actually did any kf that, you're a moron.
11:52 JR In my opinion (to be blunt), everyone is wrong until proven otherwise
11:52 VendorXeno if I'm wrong, then reality will destroy me
11:52 VendorXeno but it doesn't
11:52 ZombieRaptor And I was discussing what was more painful than Legos
11:52 VendorXeno instead, reality is flawed
11:52 ZombieRaptor I'm pretty sure the shit listed above is indeed, more painful
11:52 JR quite
11:52 VendorXeno when I stop responding for more than a sleep cycle
11:52 VendorXeno then maybe you might be right
11:53 VendorXeno although if you rely on a sleep cycle for "some people" to win, then you are true suck,and don't deserve to win
11:53 VendorXeno so I'm done
11:53 VendorXeno if you don't catch up, then I move on
11:53 VendorXeno I am mutch smarter than you
11:53 VendorXeno adios
11:53 JR much*
So, when he comes back online, I plan on talking to him and telling him this is super inappropriate, and that if I'd been around for him doing this he would've got a kick, and a ban if he kept it up. Tuomey sent me this with VendorXeno/ZombieRaptors hostnames:
[06:07:32] <Tuomey> Roget|Snoozes: sending this to all ops connected at this time, VenderXeno hostname synIRC-419C53D0.ks.ks.cox.net is spamming crazy bullshit, ZombieRaptor hostname synIRC-B1D5E71.pools.spcsdns.net continues to engage the troll
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!
