May 26 01:31:15 <Richy> After reading many Scps I am now officially in bed guys.
May 26 01:31:22 <Richy> Please
May 26 01:31:24 <Richy> Help
May 26 01:31:25 <Richy> Me
May 26 01:31:28 <Xiao> No.
May 26 01:31:30 <gumbal1> Iraq really isn't a good way to gauge military strength
May 26 01:31:30 <Talanic> oh?
May 26 01:31:31 <AlexW> No.
May 26 01:31:35 <gumbal1> Sure, Richy
May 26 01:31:40 <Richy> Why did I read the scary ones
May 26 01:31:41 <Talanic> What help do you need?
May 26 01:31:48 <Talanic> Did you read SCP-106 yet?
May 26 01:31:51 <Richy> The 86 staircase face haunts me
May 26 01:31:56 <gumbal1> Because scary skips are fun skips
May 26 01:31:58 * Xiao scoffs.
May 26 01:32:02 <PaulS_laptop> gumbal1: not against insurgents there. against the actual army. As in, against the guys that pretty much every other country there at the time stomped into the dirt.
May 26 01:32:03 <Echo> ha
May 26 01:32:04 <gumbal1> That's 087, actually
May 26 01:32:06 <Echo> hahahahahahahahhaa
May 26 01:32:07 <Richy> I don't want to turn around
May 26 01:32:07 * RogetGM is now known as Roget
May 26 01:32:11 * TheAlly breaks Richy's nightlight
May 26 01:32:11 <Echo> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
May 26 01:32:20 * Echo has kicked gumbal1 from #site19 (lol, get the fuck out)
May 26 01:32:21 <PaulS_laptop> the only major nation less capable of actually fighting a war right now is Russia
May 26 01:32:38 <Echo> I will not brook such fucking ignorance in this chat room
May 26 01:32:38 * Eskobear (~PI.C0B61E7C.4EEDB27C.93A6C5DD|raeboksE#PI.C0B61E7C.4EEDB27C.93A6C5DD|raeboksE) has joined
May 26 01:32:38 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Eskobear
May 26 01:32:39 <PaulS_laptop> lolecho
May 26 01:32:40 <ProcyonLotor> hahaha
May 26 01:32:42 <ProcyonLotor> russia
May 26 01:32:49 <Richy> I need my sleeping pill to fall asleep, to get up and get it means leaving the blanket
May 26 01:32:56 <salvagebar> Richy you need eyebleach
May 26 01:33:07 <salvagebar> animalswithstuffedanimals.com
May 26 01:33:09 * Xiao has kicked Richy from #site19 (I do not care if you cannot fend for yourself. Grow up.)
May 26 01:33:23 * Richy (PI.E5EB89C5.B0D6590F.CAE7412E|tibbiM#PI.E5EB89C5.B0D6590F.CAE7412E|tibbiM) has joined
May 26 01:33:24 <AlexW> We can administer Amnesiacs if you want, Richy.
May 26 01:33:26 <PaulS_laptop> ProcyonLotor: the nation that can't afford fuel for it's air force, and can't afford to send it's troops into battle with boots.
May 26 01:33:33 <AlexW> You won't even remember us.
May 26 01:33:34 <PaulS_laptop> AlexW: amnestics
May 26 01:33:41 <AlexW> Damn.
May 26 01:33:43 <AlexW> Every.
May 26 01:33:44 <AlexW> Single.
May 26 01:33:46 <AlexW> Time.
May 26 01:33:46 <PaulS_laptop> Richy: you know that sound you just heard?
May 26 01:33:46 <Talanic> amnesiacs are people with amnesia…
May 26 01:33:47 <Tox|Laptop> AlexW: You can't administer /people,/ man
May 26 01:33:52 <ProcyonLotor> PaulS_laptop: not to mention that their military strategy is "drown the enemy in our corpses"
May 26 01:34:00 <Richy> My hampster?
May 26 01:34:01 <PaulS_laptop> Tox|Laptop: of course you can. it's what the top brass does all the time.
May 26 01:34:02 <Eskobear> I was waiting for the "amnestics"
May 26 01:34:08 <Talanic> "Here, have Becky here." "Huh? Who are you?"
May 26 01:34:15 <AlexW> Hey Richy?
May 26 01:34:20 <AlexW> Need help sleeping?
May 26 01:34:21 <Richy> Yeah
May 26 01:34:25 <salvagebar> No, Richy. That sound was a bell. It was tolling. For you.
May 26 01:34:28 <AlexW> Read some of these bed time story's…
May 26 01:34:37 <PaulS_laptop> .y hamburger lady
May 26 01:34:37 <Nala> PaulS_laptop: Throbbing Gristle - Hamburger Lady by Satanischer (4 m 20 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDvpT-MjYs - published Tue Mar 8, 2011 - 4.78/5.00 (291.0, +275/-16), 37,967 views
May 26 01:34:38 <Richy> I don't trust you
May 26 01:34:39 <AlexW> .g Creepy Pasta
May 26 01:34:40 <Nala> AlexW: http://www.creepypasta.com/ (CREEPYPASTA.COM - Scary Paranormal Stories & Short Horror …) Hello! You are currently viewing the mobile theme for creepypasta.com - if you would rather view the full desktop version, you may switch to the desktop version …
May 26 01:34:40 <PaulS_laptop> nsfw
May 26 01:34:40 <Talanic> Let's all sing to him!
May 26 01:34:45 <Talanic> "My bonny lies over the ocean…"
May 26 01:34:49 <BlackWing> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/945092_10151617741202840_2047288397_n.jpg
May 26 01:34:49 <PaulS_laptop> Richy: listen to that song I linked
May 26 01:35:00 <PaulS_laptop> or "Slug Bait" by the same
May 26 01:35:00 <AlexW> My bonny stabbed me in the knee
May 26 01:35:05 <PaulS_laptop> it helps me sleep
May 26 01:35:07 <PaulS_laptop> it should help you
May 26 01:35:19 <Richy> I swear they were all not scary sitting on the couch
May 26 01:35:20 <AlexW> I listen to the screams of children.
May 26 01:35:28 <AlexW> Puts me out like a lamp.
May 26 01:35:39 <PaulS_laptop> Richy: you hear that light buzzing sound?
May 26 01:35:47 <PaulS_laptop> do you want to know what that is?
May 26 01:35:53 <Richy> YOU GUYS AREN'T HELPING
May 26 01:35:57 <Xiao> Richy.
May 26 01:35:59 <Xiao> How old are you?
May 26 01:36:06 <Richy> 16
May 26 01:36:07 <Tox|Laptop> Richy: It's the sound of your brain frying slowly.
May 26 01:36:13 <Xiao> Because you're not acting like it.
May 26 01:36:15 <Slate> The world is such an odd place.
May 26 01:36:19 <Richy> Oh I'm used to that
May 26 01:36:27 <Slate> The best air force in the world is the U.S. Air Force
May 26 01:36:28 <AlexW> No excuse…
May 26 01:36:29 <Tox|Laptop> Richy: that's not a good thing.
May 26 01:36:33 <PaulS_laptop> Richy: why the fuck does a 16 year old need a goddamn sleeping pill?
May 26 01:36:35 <Slate> And the second best air force is…
May 26 01:36:41 <Slate> The U.S. Navy
May 26 01:36:49 <AlexW> Why does everyone now a days have add?
May 26 01:36:52 <Shoe> I was on melatonin at that age
May 26 01:36:54 <AlexW> Same reason.
May 26 01:36:56 <Richy> Because the side effect of his morning pill keeps him awake
May 26 01:36:56 * gumbal1 (ten.tsacmoc.xt.1dsh.8E0C6F87-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsacmoc.xt.1dsh.8E0C6F87-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined
May 26 01:36:56 <Slate> Richy: You'd best start acting your age.
May 26 01:37:12 <TheRaven> I was on clonazepam for a while when I was 16 because of anxiety, same thing more or less.
May 26 01:37:15 <ProcyonLotor> moldova has an airforce
May 26 01:37:16 <Tox|Laptop> Richy: Aaaand why are you taking a pill in the morning if I may
May 26 01:37:19 <PaulS_laptop> Richy: then stop taking the morning pill. problem solved.
May 26 01:37:25 <Tox|Laptop> ho shit it's a Raven
May 26 01:37:32 <Richy> The my ADHD runs wild
May 26 01:37:35 <PaulS_laptop> Tox|Laptop: I cut my beard
May 26 01:37:42 <PaulS_laptop> Richy: that's not ADHD
May 26 01:37:49 <Tox|Laptop> PaulS_laptop: gasp
May 26 01:37:50 <AlexW> Too many people have ADHD.
May 26 01:37:53 <PaulS_laptop> it's you being a loser. And a wimp.
May 26 01:37:55 <PaulS_laptop> :P
May 26 01:37:57 <Slate> No, it's not that
May 26 01:37:59 <ProcyonLotor> you can trust us
May 26 01:38:00 <Tox|Laptop> Richy: ADHD is a null diagnosis
May 26 01:38:02 <Slate> It's that people see
May 26 01:38:05 <PaulS_laptop> Tox|Laptop: stand by for the picture in guntalk
May 26 01:38:05 <ProcyonLotor> We're all Dr.s
May 26 01:38:06 <Shoe> …Easy, guys.
May 26 01:38:09 <Tox|Laptop> they hand that shit out like /candy/
May 26 01:38:12 <Slate> "What ADHD makes you hyper?
May 26 01:38:15 <Xiao> Hey guys, everyone chill the fuck out for a second!
May 26 01:38:21 <Sophos> ITT: Psychologists
May 26 01:38:21 <Tox|Laptop> PaulS_laptop: standing by
May 26 01:38:22 <Slate> "I must have ADHD!"
May 26 01:38:33 <PaulS_laptop> Xiao: chilling.
May 26 01:38:36 * Bananaman (~ten.tsacmoc.lf.1dsh.33F4C766-CRInys|criordna#ten.tsacmoc.lf.1dsh.33F4C766-CRInys|criordna) has joined
May 26 01:38:37 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Bananaman
May 26 01:38:44 <Richy> I don't want any more chills
May 26 01:38:45 <gumbal1> Xiao: Chilled
May 26 01:38:47 <AlexW> Hibernate mode.
May 26 01:38:52 <Slate> And as such, a lot of people diagnose themselves as such.
May 26 01:38:53 <gumbal1> Being kicked tends to chill you
May 26 01:39:02 <AlexW> …Doo doo doo….
May 26 01:39:08 * Roget is now known as ROgetaway
May 26 01:39:10 <Slate> .y liquid nitrogen
May 26 01:39:11 <Nala> Slate: Hand vs. Liquid Nitrogen and the Leidenfrost Effect by NurdRage Science Experiments (3 m 34 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjsMV1MglA4 - published Fri Jul 10, 2009 - 4.83/5.00 (15715.0, +15051/-664), 2,212,004 views
May 26 01:39:19 <Slate> Chill as it gets
May 26 01:39:28 <Tox|Laptop> Slate: absolute zero
May 26 01:39:31 <Tox|Laptop> bipch
May 26 01:39:34 <Richy> I'm so chill my teeth are chattering
May 26 01:39:38 <AlexW> .y liquid hydrogen
May 26 01:39:38 <Nala> AlexW: ping pong ball IN liquid hydrogen by w0rld5tarhiph0p (40 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I12wkGrvts - published Fri Mar 8, 2013 - 5.00/5.00 (6.0, +6/-0), 463 views
May 26 01:39:43 <AlexW> Nope.
May 26 01:39:44 <Slate> Tox|Laptop: Impossible!
May 26 01:39:46 <Slate> Well
May 26 01:39:47 <PaulS_laptop> .y liquid helium
May 26 01:39:47 <Slate> Nearly so
May 26 01:39:48 <Nala> PaulS_laptop: Superfluid helium by ryanhaart (1 m 44 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z6UJbwxBZI - published Sun Aug 5, 2007 - 4.96/5.00 (5135.0, +5078/-57), 2,011,749 views
May 26 01:39:51 <PaulS_laptop> thart's me
May 26 01:39:52 <AlexW> Not what I wanted.
May 26 01:39:58 <AlexW> .y Liquid argon
May 26 01:39:58 <salvagebar> PaulS_laptop
May 26 01:39:58 <Nala> AlexW: Prepareation of liquid and solid argon by wwwperiodictableru (3 m 49 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTOAPj8TMbg - published Sun Dec 26, 2010 - 4.93/5.00 (54.0, +53/-1), 4,037 views
May 26 01:40:08 <AlexW> That's me.
May 26 01:40:09 <Shoe> I was diagnosed by my shrink. I DO have ADD. Go me! I'm not a latchkey!
May 26 01:40:10 <salvagebar> can you tell me what hamburger lady is?
May 26 01:40:10 * TheRaven has quit (Quit: Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin' waves, together undivided but forever we'll be free!)
May 26 01:40:10 <Slate> .y liquid hatred
May 26 01:40:11 <Shoe> \o/
May 26 01:40:11 <Nala> Slate: Liquid Hatred - Wtf Afla promotion by Varbai csatornája (1 m 17 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDWWfCEzqLM - published Sat Feb 19, 2011 - 3.40/5.00 (5.0, +3/-2), 277 views
May 26 01:40:15 <Slate> That works
May 26 01:40:16 <PaulS_laptop> salvagebar: yes.
May 26 01:40:41 <BlackWing> salvagebar: No, but I can tell you what a lunchlady is
May 26 01:40:45 <BlackWing> !y Lunch Lady Land
May 26 01:40:46 <Nala> BlackWing: Adam Sandler - Lunch Lady by Mark Henderson (4 m 19 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_-KbstEG4E - published Thu Jul 27, 2006 - 4.87/5.00 (4910.0, +4747/-163), 2,747,646 views
May 26 01:40:56 <Richy> I do have ADHD I can tell you that. Even I hate myself when off my pill I jump off the walls
May 26 01:41:04 <Tox|Laptop> …
May 26 01:41:09 <thedeadlymoose> Doesn't matter, Richy
May 26 01:41:12 <AlexW> 15
May 26 01:41:15 <thedeadlymoose> Keep it under control when you're in here
May 26 01:41:20 <AlexW> 14
May 26 01:41:30 <Richy> It is under control who said it wasn't
May 26 01:41:31 <Slate> http://images.4chan.org/k/src/1369544336312.png Hahahaha
May 26 01:41:35 <Slate> Who else gets this
May 26 01:41:41 <gumbal1> Alright, I got kicked and missed this convo. What exactly happened?
May 26 01:41:42 <Slate> Come on, anybody?
May 26 01:41:43 <Tox|Laptop> Richy: No. He means don't bang on about it.
May 26 01:41:48 <Xiao> Richy,
May 26 01:41:58 <Xiao> It means STFU and stop hogging the stage.
May 26 01:41:58 <Richy> Oh ok
May 26 01:42:07 * Xiao happens to be blunt on Sunday mornings.
May 26 01:42:11 <salvagebar> PaulS_laptop
May 26 01:42:14 <Slate> I have CDO, it is similar to OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be.
May 26 01:42:16 <PaulS_laptop> salvagebar
May 26 01:42:25 <Richy> Lol
May 26 01:42:25 <AlexW> XD
May 26 01:42:27 <salvagebar> would you tell me the story behind hamburger lady?
May 26 01:42:54 <Richy> Nala, can you play some soothing music?
May 26 01:43:07 <Jekeled> Richy: Nala is a bot, not a slave
May 26 01:43:07 <Slate> .y fuck you
May 26 01:43:08 <Nala> Slate: Fuck You - Lily Allen (Lyrics) by Music is my drug. (3 m 38 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK4fJhbRL1g - published Tue May 5, 2009 - 4.85/5.00 (39695.0, +38170/-1525), 9,510,938 views
May 26 01:43:13 <Tox|Laptop> Richy: Nala is a bot. She responds only to preprogrammed commands.
May 26 01:43:14 <Slate> This song is soothing
May 26 01:43:21 <Richy> It was a joke
May 26 01:43:25 <AlexW> .g pope song
May 26 01:43:26 <Nala> AlexW: http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DrTIorwtJbhE (Tim Minchin - The Pope Song - YouTube) Mar 26, 2012 … Tim Minchin - The Pope Song. sloppyjoeska·4 videos. SubscribeSubscribed Unsubscribe 245. 685,327. Like 10,708 Dislike 278. Like …
May 26 01:43:32 <Tox|Laptop> NLP is not currently programmed, nor is it seriously on the docket.
May 26 01:43:48 <Slate> Talking to Nala is akin to talking to google's homepage
May 26 01:43:48 <Richy> Nlp?
May 26 01:43:57 <Tox|Laptop> Natural Language Processing
May 26 01:44:20 <Richy> Oh sorry, I'll talk to her properly. Hail nala.
May 26 01:44:21 <AlexW> Like what siri does, Richy.
May 26 01:44:23 <salvagebar> Slate no idea what that comic is
May 26 01:44:32 <salvagebar> or the punchline, or context
May 26 01:44:44 <Xiao> …
May 26 01:45:16 <Richy> Is that old? I thought it was a continuous joke
May 26 01:46:10 <Richy> Is this silence bad?
May 26 01:46:14 <PaulS_laptop> salvagebar: well, it's presumedly fictional, from a series of letters written. It recounts a woman who for one reason or another was burned seriously from the waist up. Above the waist, you have what looks like a roughly human shaped lump of overcooked meatloaf. The fact that the waist on down wasn't is what keeps her alive. And with advances in medicine…
May 26 01:46:14 <PaulS_laptop> …there's no end in sight. She remains conscious, despite the agony. The narrator almost had a "qualified technician" who was indeed sutiably qualified(read: able to not puke on sight, and behave professionally)…until he saw one of the burn nurses(pleasant smiling zombies that they are) eating her lunch, some chili-mac, and "flashed"(vomited) on the carpet.
May 26 01:46:18 <Richy> Have I broken something
May 26 01:46:21 <gumbal1> It means we're judging you
May 26 01:46:32 <Slate> Oh
May 26 01:46:39 <Slate> I guess I should explain the comic
May 26 01:46:46 <Richy> Already?
May 26 01:46:47 <Slate> It's about Tu-95 Bear bomber intercepts
May 26 01:47:13 <Slate> The loud noise is the Bear's notoriously loud engines annoying the Asiatic air forces
May 26 01:47:24 <Jekeled> Slate: OH
May 26 01:47:26 <Slate> And they look at the Bear (offscreen) to make it go away
May 26 01:47:28 <Jekeled> Slate: NOW IT MAKES SENSE
May 26 01:47:31 <AlexW> Ahaha!
May 26 01:47:37 <AlexW> I get it.
May 26 01:47:38 <PaulS_laptop> Richy: well, generally it means we're doing other things. You should try to act your age, rather than acting like a twelve year old who's just taken a bunch of speed and nodoz.
May 26 01:47:42 <Jekeled> Slate: THAT'S FUNNY
May 26 01:47:44 <Slate> Because Bear intercepts consisted of flying up a jet to meet the bomber
May 26 01:47:50 <Slate> Eyeing it angrily
May 26 01:47:52 <PaulS_laptop> Meaning calm down and please contribute to the discussion at hand
May 26 01:47:53 <Slate> And it leaving
May 26 01:48:00 <gumbal1> uw0tm8
May 26 01:48:25 <PaulS_laptop> salvagebar: did you get all that?
May 26 01:48:42 <salvagebar> PaulS_laptop yes, ty
May 26 01:48:45 <Richy> Speed and nodoz?
May 26 01:48:49 <salvagebar> Slate that joke is so obscure
May 26 01:48:50 <PaulS_laptop> salvagebar: np
May 26 01:48:51 * BlackWing has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.90 [Firefox 21.0/20130511120803])
May 26 01:49:00 <Jekeled> Slate: How can anyone get that joke :P
May 26 01:49:05 <salvagebar> you were kidding about anyone ever getting that ever
May 26 01:49:07 <Richy> .def nodoz
May 26 01:49:07 <Slate> IF YOU LIKE PLANES
May 26 01:49:08 <Nala> Richy: I'm sorry, but I could not find any definitions for "nodoz".
May 26 01:49:08 <PaulS_laptop> Richy: you're a teenager and you don't know what/haven't taken any speed?
May 26 01:49:11 <Slate> AND SAW THE OTHER ONE
May 26 01:49:14 <Slate> YOU'D GET IT
May 26 01:49:23 <PaulS_laptop> nodoz is a common brand of caffeine pill
May 26 01:49:37 <AlexW> Everyone is addicted to something.
May 26 01:49:39 <AlexW> Me?
May 26 01:49:42 <AlexW> Lemonade.
May 26 01:49:49 <gumbal1> Potato Chips
May 26 01:49:52 * Xiao puts his hat on.
May 26 01:49:52 <Richy> No, i don't take energy pills
May 26 01:50:04 <Richy> What about speed
May 26 01:50:06 <AlexW> GRAAAAHHHH.
May 26 01:50:07 <Aelanna> (You're being told that you're being hyperactive.)
May 26 01:50:10 <salvagebar> Slate here is a book about a Bear pilot defecting that my uncle wrote
May 26 01:50:11 <Aelanna> Chill out.
May 26 01:50:11 <AlexW> OUT,
May 26 01:50:11 <salvagebar> http://www.amazon.com/Bear-Flight-Liberty-Miguel-Vargas-Caba/dp/0595681670
May 26 01:50:13 <gumbal1> Once you pop, you can't stop
May 26 01:50:14 <AlexW> NAOW.
May 26 01:50:21 <PaulS_laptop> thank you, Aelanna
May 26 01:50:23 <PaulS_laptop> <3
May 26 01:50:23 * Xiao sets ban on *!*@*.F0956D0B.5C98BE5E.IP
May 26 01:50:24 * Xiao has kicked Richy from #site19 (Xiao)