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[16:04:47] <DreadLindwyrm> Because it's the only antidote to a worse memetic hazard?
[16:04:55] <Soulless> DragonWhisperer: mostly wanna curl up by its side and sleep
[16:04:58] <Soulless> I'm tired
[16:04:58] <DreadLindwyrm> Hm. I wonder.
[16:05:03] <DreadLindwyrm> .tag mimetic
[16:05:04] <Nala> DreadLindwyrm: Sorry, I couldn't find any pages with that tag.
[16:05:06] <DragonWhisperer> Soulless: No, no. One does not simply buy a dragon.
[16:05:10] <DreadLindwyrm> Damn.
[16:05:17] <Soulless> DragonWhisperer: :(
[16:05:26] <DragonWhisperer> Soulless: One must first win it's heart, by whispering to it.
[16:05:26] <Soulless> DragonWhisperer: :<
[16:05:39] <DreadLindwyrm> That's an alternative.
[16:06:18] <Soulless> DragonWhisperer: Can't we just watch ridiculously funny porn together instead, because if there's anything like a bonding experience it;s "pfffttt this girl's tits are so badly drawn"
[16:06:40] <thedeadlymoose> Hahahahahaha
[16:06:46] <DragonWhisperer> Soulless: This is also completely acceptable
[16:06:48] <thedeadlymoose> I can confirm this, having done it
[16:06:59] <DragonWhisperer> Soulless: Perhaps even more so than the idiotic whispering stuff
[16:07:03] <Soulless> ^5 thedeadlymoose
[16:07:23] * Snowshoe is now known as Snoway
[16:07:33] * Snoway goes to hunt wild pizza
[16:07:33] <DrUnderwood> It is true
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[16:07:48] <ProcyonLotor> hi 19
[16:07:50] <DrUnderwood> ITALIAN TRADITION
[16:07:54] <DrUnderwood> Watching weird porn while drunk with friends
[16:08:04] <DrUnderwood> Funniest thing
[16:08:05] <DragonWhisperer> Soulless: In fact, you can have ALL the dragons
[16:08:06] <DragonWhisperer> All of them
[16:08:09] <RainbowDash> I was listening to my friend tell me about his imaginary fire demon that protects him and when I told him I was going to put it in the foundation he got so peesed at me
[16:08:24] <Roget> hello all
[16:08:31] <ProcyonLotor> hai roget
[16:08:35] <Tuomey> DrUnderwood: I'm pretty sure that happens everywhere
[16:08:37] <DrUnderwood> Roget!
[16:08:44] <ProcyonLotor> seconding tuomey
[16:08:44] <DrUnderwood> Tuomey i know
[16:08:50] <DrUnderwood> I was being FUNEEEEH
[16:09:01] <DrUnderwood> And i failed
[16:09:01] <Soulless> DragonWhisperer: cool
[16:09:15] <Tuomey> if you're saying "FUNEEEEH" then, yeah, you've failed
[16:09:20] <DrUnderwood> RainbowDash you new?
[16:09:24] <DragonWhisperer> RainbowDash: Just give him keter duty, see how well his magical fire demon protects him then
[16:09:33] <RainbowDash> Yes this is my first time here
[16:09:42] <ProcyonLotor> assigns DragonWhisperer THAUMIEL DUTY
[16:09:47] <Takov> RainbowDash,what gender was this "fire demon"?
[16:09:50] <ProcyonLotor> enjoy the dildobees
[16:09:50] <RainbowDash> DragonWhisperer, he thought the foundation was real
[16:09:55] <DrUnderwood> Shall we proceed with THE QUESTIONS
[16:10:00] <DrUnderwood> Who wants to do them?
[16:10:06] <Tuomey> RainbowDash: oh man
[16:10:13] <RainbowDash> The fire demon was female because he is a womanizer
[16:10:13] <Tuomey> people who think the foundation are real
[16:10:18] <ProcyonLotor> …anybody for the questions?
[16:10:19] <DrUnderwood> The QUESTIONS guys…
[16:10:21] <DragonWhisperer> ProcyonLotor: Oh noes, what is this Thaumiel and why am I being assigned to it's duty
[16:10:21] <Tuomey> They're the funniest kind of idiots
[16:10:32] <ProcyonLotor> guess it is up to me
[16:10:33] <DrUnderwood> I'll go then
[16:10:36] <Tuomey> Anyway, RainbowDash, yo, how did you find the site?
[16:10:37] <ProcyonLotor> or you underwood
[16:10:39] <ProcyonLotor> or tuomey
[16:10:48] <DrUnderwood> I'll do them
[16:10:53] <DrUnderwood> LISTEN AT ME
[16:10:59] <RainbowDash> I found it from stuff posted to our site
[16:11:10] <DrUnderwood> Question one: how did you find the site?
[16:11:14] <DrUnderwood> Ah you answered
[16:11:16] <Tuomey> Cool
[16:11:16] <DragonWhisperer> RainbowDash: Should have played along and pretended to get a MTF on him :p
[16:11:19] <ProcyonLotor> …your site?
[16:11:24] <DrUnderwood> Damnit Tuomey!
[16:11:30] <Tuomey> So any favourite/least favourite articles?
[16:12:04] <RainbowDash> I am an admin for e621, and an SCP was posted, so I followed the link back
[16:12:32] <ProcyonLotor> ah,another fur
[16:12:33] <Photosynthetic> e621?
[16:12:41] <ProcyonLotor> Photosynthetic: furry porn imageboard
[16:12:46] <FlameShirt> RainbowDash: You're an admin for monosodium glutamate?
[16:12:49] <FlameShirt> Oh.
[16:12:49] <DrUnderwood> Scp-621
[16:12:49] <Nala> DrUnderwood: Hypnobulbs (rating: +44, 22 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-621
[16:12:52] <Tuomey> FlameShirt wins
[16:13:01] <FlameShirt> Yus.
[16:13:05] <Takov> My favorite would be SCP-455,and my most hated would be the Butt Ghost due to being little more than a six-year old's attempt at humor.
[16:13:06] <Tuomey> But yeah, RainbowDash, any favourite/least favourite articles?
[16:13:22] <DragonWhisperer> FlameShirt: That one made me laugh xD
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[16:13:37] <FlameShirt> :P
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[16:14:54] <DrUnderwood> Oh he left
[16:15:05] <Tuomey> He timed out or something
[16:15:13] <Tuomey> Because otherwise he wouldn't be ghosting
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[16:15:19] <Tuomey> Welcome back
[16:15:21] <RainbowDash> Sorry about that, internet skipped
[16:15:23] <DrUnderwood> Hey.
[16:15:47] <Tuomey> But yeah, RainbowDash, any favourite/least favourite articles?
[16:15:55] <Echo> hahahahahahaha
[16:16:04] <Echo> Superman video game MAN OF STEEL
[16:16:07] <Echo> SPONSORED BY
[16:16:10] <RainbowDash> Favorite article, probably the sentient toaster, merely because we had another admin who's "sona" was that of a toaster
[16:16:18] <Tuomey> Heh
[16:16:24] <Echo> THE ARMY NATIONAL GUARD - SOLDIEROFSTEEL.COM
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[16:16:32] <DragonWhisperer> toastsona?
[16:16:39] <Tuomey> Echo: so you're gonna buy it then? :P
[16:16:41] <ophite> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh.
[16:16:49] <ProcyonLotor> they prefer the term "cripsies"
[16:16:57] <Echo> lol, bunch of worthless motherfuckers
[16:16:59] <thedeadlymoose> ECHO
[16:17:02] <thedeadlymoose> MOTHERFUCKER
[16:17:04] <DreadLindwyrm> Ah, but how dark are they?
[16:17:09] <thedeadlymoose> WHERE DO YOU KEEP DISAPPEARING TO.
[16:17:09] <Tuomey> RainbowDash: have you read the required reading, especially the chat guide?
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[16:17:40] <RainbowDash> I read the chat guide and the site rules. but not the guides on writing or site bahvior as I don't interact with the site
[16:17:46] <DrUnderwood> Tuomey "especially the chat guide" LOL
[16:17:51] <Tuomey> Cool
[16:17:58] <ProcyonLotor> all you actually have to ask is the chat guide
[16:18:00] <Tuomey> DrUnderwood: well it's the most relevant one to chat
[16:18:06] <Tuomey> RainbowDash: what is question four
[16:18:12] <Photosynthetic> Are you planning to join the site, RainbowDash?
[16:18:21] <RainbowDash> Yeah I probably will
[16:18:24] <DrUnderwood> Tuomey i tought you were inolying
[16:18:30] <DrUnderwood> Implying*
[16:18:32] <RainbowDash> Tuomey, you just asked question four
[16:18:35] <Tuomey> You'll need to read them before you do that
[16:18:38] <Tuomey> Also well played
[16:18:41] <Photosynthetic> Then you'll need to read all the required guides before then.
[16:18:45] * Tuomey smacks RainbowDash with a large trout
[16:18:46] <Photosynthetic> All of them. In detail.
[16:18:51] * Photosynthetic suspicious squint
[16:18:51] <Tuomey> Welcome to site 19!
[16:18:54] * You are now known as Roget|Cutsneighborslawn
[16:19:00] <Photosynthetic> But in the meantime, welcome!
[16:19:09] <RainbowDash> I read them once long ago but will re-read in case anything has changed
[16:19:13] <ophite> Photosynthetic: Did you catch my new ending to SCP-1348?
[16:19:16] <DrUnderwood> ONE OF US ONE OF US
[16:19:27] <Photosynthetic> No, I didn't, Ophite!
[16:19:30] <Photosynthetic> SCP-1348
[16:19:30] <Nala> Photosynthetic: Inner Sanctum (rating: +102, 35 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1348
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[16:19:41] <ProcyonLotor> you forgot to bless them
[16:19:45] <ProcyonLotor> by salt, scale et cetera
[16:19:48] <ophite> .au ophite
[16:19:49] <Nala> ophite: http://www.scp-wiki.net/ophite-s-personnel-file ophite (aka Ophite) has written 6 articles and 0 tales with +604 net upvotes (average +100.67) and 112 revisions, including: SCP-1193 (+199), SCP-1539 (+112), SCP-1348 (+102), plus 3 more.
[16:19:56] <DrUnderwood> Tuomey
[16:20:01] <ophite> ARGHBLH. Why can't I have all round numbers?
[16:20:02] <DrUnderwood> Incompetent!@
[16:20:03] <DrDizzy> I always love this part
[16:20:15] <Tuomey> DrUnderwood
[16:20:17] <Tuomey> what
[16:20:24] <DrUnderwood> BLESSED BY SALT AND SCALE
[16:20:26] <Tuomey> you wanna tussle mate
[16:20:33] <DrUnderwood> ONE OF US
[16:20:33] <DrUnderwood> You forgot that
[16:20:36] <ProcyonLotor> you fucked up tuomey
[16:20:38] <Tuomey> That is not actually a neccessary part
[16:20:39] <ProcyonLotor> you done fucked up
[16:20:52] <RainbowDash> Also my apologies if my internet skips a bit
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[16:21:19] <DrUnderwood> Tuomey fite me irl see what happens i am gunna bash ur faec
[16:21:27] <DrDizzy> Fight me IRC
[16:21:50] <DrUnderwood> And see what happens
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[16:22:12] <ProcyonLotor> oh hey ihpkmn
[16:22:23] <ihpkmn> I got booted over two hours ago and never noticed.
[16:22:30] <ProcyonLotor> you missed the semi-occasional discussion where I explain what e621 is
[16:22:31] <Tuomey> Underwear, bro
[16:22:38] <ihpkmn> dang it
[16:22:51] <ihpkmn> also, I somehow aligned chat to the right. how do I fix this?
[16:22:53] <DrUnderwood> Yeah?
[16:22:55] <Tuomey> Your fist will break upon my face as the slightest wave against a rock wall
[16:23:07] <Snowshoe> Proc, what is there to explain?
[16:23:17] <Echo> ihpkmn: depends on your client
[16:23:26] <ihpkmn> Chatzilla
[16:23:29] <RainbowDash> Wow you actually have a room just for my kind
[16:23:31] <Tuomey> ihpkmn: how did you even do that
[16:23:43] <ihpkmn> All the names are on the right, and all the question marks are appearing at the front.
[16:23:44] <Tuomey> Google it, I guess
[16:23:47] <DrUnderwood> Tuomey what the fuck did you just say about me you little kid? I'll have you know i graduated top of my class in gorilla warfare
[16:23:47] <ihpkmn> I don't know Tuomey
[16:23:48] <ProcyonLotor> RainbowDash: bronies or furries?
[16:23:50] <Echo> Dex could help
[16:23:54] <Echo> But he's not on now
[16:23:58] * Dexanote boots in a door
[16:24:02] <Dexanote> I HEARD THAT I COULD HELP
[16:24:05] * Echo has kicked RainbowDash from #site19 (Get that shit the fuck out of here.)
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[16:24:11] <DrUnderwood> AHAHA
[16:24:18] <DrUnderwood> Dex!
[16:24:18] <Tuomey> To be fair, Echo
[16:24:20] <RainbowDash> Sorry
[16:24:20] * Echo sets ban on RainbowDash!*@*
[16:24:24] <Tuomey> He was asked about it
[16:24:24] * Echo has kicked RainbowDash from #site19 (Echo)
[16:24:30] <DragonWhisperer> PyroconLotor: I'm going to guess bronies because of the name
[16:24:36] <Dexanote> now what was that about me helping, Echo
[16:24:42] <Echo> ihpkmn:
[16:24:44] <DreadLindwyrm> ihpkmn: I think it's in preferences
[16:24:45] <ihpkmn> Dex, I need help with chatzilla
[16:24:46] <Tuomey> Dude was being non-disruptive yo
[16:24:47] <Echo> He needs help with chatzilla
[16:24:53] <Dexanote> Ok. How?
[16:24:54] <Echo> I don't even give a fuck
[16:24:58] <ihpkmn> I somehow made all the text align to the right side of the widnow, instead of the left.
[16:25:09] <Dexanote> Right click the Site19 tab
[16:25:18] <Dexanote> Switch Text Direction
[16:25:20] * Echo removes ban on RainbowDash!*@*
[16:25:24] <ihpkmn> There we go
[16:25:28] <Dexanote> np
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[16:26:49] <DrUnderwood> Servboy!
[16:26:50] <Servbot> Site 19
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[16:27:05] <workbot> Boohoo
[16:27:07] <Tuomey> Servsy, what's up?
[16:27:12] <Photosynthetic> Ophite: read it. Wow.
[16:27:16] <Photosynthetic> +1.
[16:27:18] <workbot> I sure do love working.
[16:27:34] <workbot> Tuomey, boredom
[16:28:01] <Tuomey> man, boredom sucks
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[16:29:33] <DrUnderwood> Sure it does
[16:29:37] <DragonWhisperer> Is that an actual bot or a real person? xD
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[16:29:46] <workbot> I'm seriously contemplating opening a videogame store with a friend
[16:30:01] <Tuomey> Dude's a dude
[16:30:01] <DrUnderwood> Soulless you back!
[16:30:06] <DragonWhisperer> I see
[16:30:07] <workbot> I'm a bot that learns
[16:30:11] <Tuomey> workbot: that would be awesome
[16:30:14] <ihpkmn> Dude's a dude… but dude looks like a lady.
[16:30:28] <DragonWhisperer> Le gasp
[16:30:28] <workbot> I don't look like a lady
[16:30:34] <DragonWhisperer> How do we know
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[16:30:43] <ihpkmn> It's an Aerosmith reference, workbot.
[16:30:46] <ihpkmn> .y dude looks like a lady
[16:30:47] <Nala> ihpkmn: Aerosmith - Dude (Looks Like A Lady) by Aerosmith (4 m 25 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE - published Fri Dec 25, 2009 - 4.94/5.00 (21957.0, +21652/-305), 5,802,746 views
[16:30:50] <Tuomey> nah, dude certainly looks like a dude
[16:30:51] <Takov> ihpkmn So he's a trap?
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[16:30:59] <DreadLindwyrm> akbar.gif
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[16:31:11] <Soulless> DrUnderwood: yeah my computer shat itself
[16:31:12] * Tuomey puts him on the derpface shelf
[16:31:12] <Soulless> DrUnderwood: I torture my computer so it sometimes bucks back
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[16:31:34] <DrUnderwood> You do good Soulless
[16:31:35] <DrUnderwood> I punch mine
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[16:31:44] <Tuomey> "Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML"
[16:31:49] <Soulless> DrUnderwood: lol
[16:31:49] <DrUnderwood> One day i punched it so hard it shut off
[16:32:02] <DrUnderwood> I laughed my ass off
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[16:32:32] <Tuomey> so how do you sit down
[16:32:51] <workbot> Im a dude http://i.imgur.com/NfDvPti.jpg
[16:32:55] <workbot> For reals
[16:33:13] <DragonWhisperer> Dunno, that dude looks awfully feminine
[16:33:18] <DragonWhisperer> Look at the beard
[16:33:25] <DragonWhisperer> Totally a lady
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[16:33:34] <HatMan> Hello.
[16:33:48] <FlameShirt> I heard Tuomey doesn't have a beard.
[16:33:55] <DrUnderwood> HatMan how are things going?
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[16:34:24] <DrUnderwood> Laugh at him!
[16:34:29] <workbot> My beard is manlier than Ivan Drago
[16:34:32] <HatMan> Good. Just got my books from the school bookstore.
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[16:35:10] <Tuomey> FlameShirt
[16:35:12] <DrUnderwood> Workbot you grew you beard back?
[16:35:16] <DreadLindwyrm> Pah. Your beard quakes before the wrath of my badger carrier.
[16:35:20] <Echo> thedeadlymoose:
[16:35:21] <Tuomey> Fite me
[16:35:25] <Mr_Wilt> guys
[16:35:26] <Mr_Wilt> guys
[16:35:26] <HatMan> Drewbar has a beard, but I wasn't aware that anyone else here had one.
[16:35:29] <workbot> Aww yeah Get Lucky on the radio
[16:35:29] <Mr_Wilt> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9h67ymm171rslfs9o1_400.gif is this an SCP
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[16:35:39] <Echo> Have I ever sworn vengeance on DrClockwork
[16:35:47] <Tuomey> Probably
[16:35:47] <HatMan> Camelman?
[16:35:54] <DrUnderwood> Why should you?
[16:35:55] <Tuomey> It sounds like the kind of thing you would do
[16:35:56] <HatMan> Camelhobo?
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[16:35:59] <FlameShirt> Echo: If you haven't, you should.
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[16:36:19] <HatMan> When you smoke malboro too long, you become a camelhobo?
[16:36:20] <Tuomey> Dude isn't even a real doctor
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[16:36:30] <ProcyonLotor> nor is he clockwork
[16:36:33] <workbot> Malbofo
[16:36:39] <thedeadlymoose> Echo: Not that I am aware of. Should you have?
[16:36:39] <ProcyonLotor> he sits upon a throne of lies
[16:36:44] <DrUnderwood> What is wrong with DrClockwork?
[16:36:54] <DrUnderwood> I thought he is a cool guy
[16:36:58] <HatMan> He has a screw loose.
[16:37:03] <Mr_Wilt> ProcyonLotor: Yeah well you're not so honest yourself
[16:37:05] <Mr_Wilt> I am the most honest
[16:37:09] <Mr_Wilt> I admit I am a man
[16:37:10] <Tuomey> Look, the talking underwear likes him
[16:37:14] <Tuomey> Isn't that bad enough
[16:37:22] <DrUnderwood> I dunno
[16:37:27] <DrUnderwood> I only saw some posts
[16:37:35] <DrUnderwood> So i cannot really say
[16:37:37] <Snowshoe> Mr_Wilt is not afraid to admit that the mere act of being near him is enough to render most other men incapable of getting it up
[16:37:50] <Mr_Wilt> Truth
[16:37:57] <Mr_Wilt> I am rather ugly
[16:38:00] <Mr_Wilt> many can testify
[16:38:00] <Echo> HatMan: When you smoke Marlboro too long, you grown rough stubble, learn to lasso livestock, live out in the wilderness, and can operate bolt-action rifles with proficiency
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[16:38:39] <HatMan> You also kill people who think you shot six rounds when you really shot five.
[16:38:48] <DrUnderwood> Echo lol
[16:38:57] <DrUnderwood> AHAHA
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[16:39:12] <thedeadlymoose> Gots ta run, y'all
[16:39:14] <thedeadlymoose> Ciao
[16:39:20] <Tuomey> Laters
[16:39:20] <HatMan> Bye, moosey.
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[16:40:08] <Mr_Wilt> .seen Azzleflux
[16:40:09] <Nala> Mr_Wilt: I last saw Azzleflux at 2013-05-21 21:56:55 PDT (1 d 15 h 49 m 50 s ago) saying: Okay bye guys I'm going to go give myself insomnia with this thing.
[16:40:16] <Mr_Wilt> azzle waiiii
[16:40:28] <workbot> Echo, what if I smoked french black tobbaco cigarettes?
[16:40:50] <workbot> You are not ugly Wilt
[16:40:53] <Mr_Wilt> inb4 quitting jke
[16:40:55] <Mr_Wilt> joke*
[16:41:10] <Mr_Wilt> workbot: Shush yer face
[16:41:16] <workbot> No
[16:41:28] <workbot> My face is too pretty to be shushed
[16:41:31] * Mr_Wilt shushes workbot's face
[16:42:02] <DragonWhisperer> Pretty faces are meant to be seen, not heard.
[16:42:13] <Mr_Wilt> this guy knows what he's talking about
[16:42:25] * Tuomey has the best face
[16:42:28] * Tuomey looks like this:
[16:42:30] <Tuomey> http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af220/tuomeytombstone/trollumey.jpg
[16:42:37] <workbot> Beard bros
[16:42:46] * Tuomey BRO (^_^)=ᑔᑢ=(^_^) FIST workbot
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[16:45:35] <DragonWhisperer> I dunno, I'd say a couple of the faces on here were meant to be heard and not seen, if-you-get-what-I-mean xD
[16:45:39] <Echo> HOW ABOUT THAT SHIT
[16:45:46] * DragonWhisperer should probably hide now
[16:45:53] <Tuomey> oh shit
[16:46:03] <Tuomey> you startled the marine
[16:46:04] <Tuomey> game over
[16:46:05] <workbot> Echo, should I call the pig farm?
[16:46:09] <DrDizzy> So, I just found out that lobsters can't die of old age, theoretically.
[16:46:13] * Pig_catapult IS SUMMONED
[16:46:17] <DragonWhisperer> The marine?
[16:46:26] <DragonWhisperer> I don't understand what's happening anymore
[16:46:29] <workbot> Echo marine supremus
[16:46:30] * Tuomey points Pig_catapult at DragonWhisperer
[16:46:36] * Tuomey yells "FIRE"
[16:46:37] <DragonWhisperer> welp
[16:46:42] <DragonWhisperer> WAIT
[16:46:51] <DragonWhisperer> Can't I just be demoted to D-class
[16:46:55] <DragonWhisperer> I deserve better than this
[16:46:59] <PaulS_laptop> nope
[16:47:03] <DragonWhisperer> …
[16:47:09] <Tuomey> .r 1d20 ballistic pig attack
[16:47:09] <Nala> Tuomey, ballistic pig attack: 1d20=7 (7)
[16:47:15] <Echo> lol
[16:47:15] <Tuomey> welp
[16:47:16] <PaulS_laptop> also, I just realized what Montauk is
[16:47:23] <PaulS_laptop> spending the entire summer on site19
[16:47:23] <Echo> .r 1d20 bpa
[16:47:24] <Nala> Echo, bpa: 1d20=15 (15)
[16:47:27] <Echo> :>
[16:47:30] <Echo> Mine's better
[16:47:40] <PaulS_laptop> Echo: knifehand level is what?
[16:47:50] <DragonWhisperer> .r 1d20 defend
[16:47:51] <Nala> DragonWhisperer, defend: 1d20=9 (9)
[16:47:51] <DrUnderwood> PaulS_laptop lol
[16:47:51] <Tuomey> Yeah well shut up so there
[16:47:54] * Pig_catapult apparently does not hit DragonWhisper
[16:47:58] <DragonWhisperer> :D
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[16:48:00] <DragonWhisperer> :D
[16:48:02] <Berggren> heyo
[16:48:22] * DragonWhisperer runs off while nobody is looking
[16:48:26] <DrUnderwood> Breggren
[16:48:51] <DragonWhisperer> Because apparently people are easily distracted by the simpler things in life
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[16:49:10] <DragonWhisperer> Which is perfectly acceptable, and also quite convenient
[16:49:36] <workbot> Summer site 19 oh boy
[16:49:43] <workbot> I'm still scared
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[16:50:07] <DrUnderwood> Does summer summon lots of noobs?
[16:50:15] <Tuomey> Oh, shit, yeah, we're about to get hit with the massive influx
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[16:50:18] <workbot> All of them
[16:50:18] <Tuomey> DrUnderwood: yeah
[16:50:22] <Tuomey> Summer holidays
[16:50:28] <FlameShirt> DrUnderwood: You haven't noticed already?
[16:50:28] <DrUnderwood> Oh damnit
[16:50:36] <Soulless> FlameShirt: for what its worth
[16:50:38] <DragonWhisperer> Are noobs a good thing or a bad thing?
[16:50:40] <Soulless> I haven't noticed any influx
[16:50:41] <workbot> And they all suck astronimical amounts of dicks
[16:50:42] <Scantron> hi
[16:50:47] <DrUnderwood> FlameShirt i am pretty new myself
[16:50:47] <Soulless> DragonWhisperer: it depends
[16:50:53] <Soulless> DragonWhisperer: a lot of them are shit
[16:50:58] <Tuomey> Soulless: it hasn't happened yet
[16:51:05] <DragonWhisperer> Soulless: I mean, I think I qualify as a noob
[16:51:07] <workbot> Most of them
[16:51:10] <Soulless> DragonWhisperer: some of them also read the stuff you're supposed to read and then come out not too bad
[16:51:13] <Tuomey> New people are generally ok
[16:51:28] <Tuomey> But we also get the people who just fail
[16:51:33] <Tuomey> and the people who just troll
[16:51:40] <Soulless> A lot of new people neglect to understand that this writing community who have standards and hold people to standards
[16:51:41] <FlameShirt> I've never been around for a summer, so I wouldn't know. I guess I've just seen a higher than normal number of newbies.
[16:51:44] * FlameShirt shurgs
[16:51:52] <DrUnderwood> I qualify as a noob too
[16:51:52] <DrUnderwood> More like a newbye though
[16:51:52] <DrUnderwood> Noob is deprecating
[16:51:53] <workbot> And pdople who fail then troll
[16:52:00] <Soulless> They don't realize you should take writing at least seriously enough here to read the required reading
[16:52:10] <Pig_catapult> I think "newb" is the non-pejorative form?
[16:52:10] <Tuomey> FlameShirt: nah, our membership growth is constantly increasing
[16:52:11] <workbot> Then whine on the DA scp grouo
[16:52:13] <Soulless> So they come off as stupid
[16:52:27] <Tuomey> So you're always going to see lots of new people
[16:52:33] <DragonWhisperer> Well, what is the point in joining and trying to write without understanding the standards?
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[16:52:42] <DragonWhisperer> It's just going to get downvoted to hell
[16:52:53] <workbot> Thats what they don't get
[16:53:05] <workbot> THIS ISN'T A GAMS
[16:53:08] <workbot> GAME EVEN
[16:53:26] <DragonWhisperer> Didn't the application process used to be more in-depth than the current one?
[16:53:30] <Tuomey> Yeah
[16:53:42] <Pig_catapult> I got invited by the DA group, but all that happened was that my update alerts were clogged with human!SCP-173 pics.
[16:53:42] <Nala> Pig_catapult: The Sculpture - The Original (rating: +727, 18 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173
[16:53:44] <DragonWhisperer> Last time I was thinking of joining there was a whole "favourite SCP and why"
[16:53:52] <Pig_catapult> … And that actually pings Nala! XD
[16:53:55] <Tuomey> You had to compare and contrast articles or pick three articles with x features and stuff like that before
[16:54:02] <Soulless> DragonWhisperer: that's what they don't understand
[16:54:07] <Tuomey> Also, DragonWhisperer
[16:54:17] <Tuomey> They don't think they should read the guides
[16:54:59] <Tuomey> because they're DIFFERENT and SPECIAL and will be INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL
[16:55:07] <Soulless> It's not even that
[16:55:16] <Soulless> A lot of people figure that it's not hard to write here
[16:55:20] <Soulless> they don't need to put in that much effort
[16:55:23] <DragonWhisperer> It's just ignorance really
[16:55:32] <Tuomey> Also what Soulless said
[16:55:34] <Soulless> they already "get" how to put sentences together, what else do they need?
[16:55:34] <DragonWhisperer> "How hard can it be"
[16:55:40] <Tuomey> It's just things on the internet
[16:55:43] <Tuomey> that can't be hard
[16:56:00] <workbot> SCP is srs bsns
[16:56:05] <Soulless> They don't understand that a process exists and that we have relatively high standards, and we also have an existing policy of being very blunt
[16:56:08] <workbot> Basically
[16:56:19] <Photosynthetic> Yep.
[16:56:20] <Soulless> I'm not saying the scp is serious serious business
[16:56:31] <Killane> Dog Facts: Dogs hate squirrels because nuts make squirrels gassy and squirrel farts are above the range of human hearing
[16:56:32] <Soulless> But it's a lot like painting without knowing your brushes
[16:56:33] <DragonWhisperer> How hard can it be to realise that the site would be a pile of crap if people weren't held to the standards they are
[16:56:34] <Tuomey> It's not like this site even has a weepy emo humanoid that is superl33t at fighting everyone! It MUST be easy to fill a niche
[16:56:55] <Soulless> It's a lot like painting without knowing the differences between different paints
[16:57:00] <DrUnderwood> SCP is a pretty cool guy. Eh contains anomalyes and doesn't afraid of anything
[16:57:15] <Killane> OH MY GOD, IT"S DRTAGONWHISPERER
[16:57:15] <DragonWhisperer> XD
[16:57:16] <Soulless> it seems like it's simple, but then if you don't know jack shit about it, your ignorance is going to show really really quickly
[16:57:22] <Killane> can you really whisper at dragons?
[16:57:30] <DragonWhisperer> No, it's DragonWhisperer, but thanks for trying xD
[16:57:33] <DragonWhisperer> Indeed I can :p
[16:57:37] <Pig_catapult> Anyone in SCPverse that doesn't afraid of anything is going to die relatively quickly.
[16:57:49] <DrUnderwood> Ahaha
[16:57:53] <DragonWhisperer> DOESN'T AFRAID OF SPC 682
[16:57:58] <Soulless> Pig_catapult: I don't afraid of your face :)
[16:58:05] <Soulless> Pig_catapult: because it is a beautiful face
[16:58:11] <DragonWhisperer> I don't afraid of SCP's mother
[16:58:12] <Killane> shart punching center
[16:58:15] <Pig_catapult> D'aww, thanks. :3
[16:58:16] <DrUnderwood> I don't afraid of 173
[16:58:17] <Tuomey> Pig_catapult: not if they're loved by all of the staffs, even clarf!!11
[16:58:28] * Tuomey will stop now
[16:58:43] <Pig_catapult> But are they loved by even 682?
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[16:58:52] <DrUnderwood> Clarf? AHAHAHA
[16:58:57] <Tuomey> 682 is actually their waifu
[16:59:02] * Tuomey lied about stopping
[16:59:02] <DragonWhisperer> Item class: RADICAL
[16:59:05] <DrUnderwood> Ahah
[16:59:13] <Killane> Radical Larry is radical
[16:59:16] <Tuomey> DragonWhisperer: that gives me a terrible idea for a J
[16:59:24] <DragonWhisperer> Oh dear xD
[16:59:27] <DragonWhisperer> What is it? :P
[16:59:33] <DrUnderwood> MAH SCP WAIFU IS SO KAWAIII
[16:59:44] * Soulless cuddles with his husbando
[16:59:53] <Tuomey> A skateboard that makes you super leet skater
[16:59:54] <DrUnderwood> Oh no
[16:59:55] <DragonWhisperer> NO SHE'S MAU WAIFU BEFORE YOURS UNDERWOOD
[16:59:58] <Tuomey> Item class: RADICAL
[17:00:02] <DragonWhisperer> xD
[17:00:05] <Soulless> you can all fight your waifus
[17:00:06] <DragonWhisperer> Do it
[17:00:10] <Soulless> but my husbando will always be mine
[17:00:11] <Soulless> :)
[17:00:12] <Killane> So, I've spent the last two hours designing a user interface for a site that will only be seen by about 500 people
[17:00:16] <Tuomey> This would tank so hard
[17:00:18] <Soulless> Killane: shtahp
[17:00:22] * Waxx leans in and looks at killane
[17:00:24] <Waxx> I BET IT'S SHIT
[17:00:28] * Waxx withdraws
[17:00:31] <Killane> it's okay
[17:00:33] <Kronkle> Well then
[17:00:41] <Pig_catapult> Killane: Good luck.
[17:00:42] <DragonWhisperer> A wild Kronkle appears?
[17:00:46] <Tuomey> that's our Waxx.flac
[17:00:48] <workbot> Mobile is a stupid town
[17:00:55] <Waxx> wow look at you, Tuomey
[17:00:56] <Kronkle> DragonWhisperer, I've been lurking for days now
[17:00:58] <Waxx> being all lossless and shit
[17:00:59] <Tuomey> workbot: are you
[17:01:03] <Tuomey> (o_o) (o_o)> ¬■_■ (¬■_■)
[17:01:05] <Killane> well, if they don't use it, at least I got to fuck around with Photoshop and not be in meetings for a couple hours
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[17:01:09] <ProcyonLotor> hello 19
[17:01:12] <Tuomey> stuck inside of mobile with the memphis blues again?
[17:01:27] <DragonWhisperer> Kronkle: And this is the first time I've seen you speak xD
[17:01:37] <Kronkle> I haven't had much to say as of yet
[17:01:46] * Killane scampers off to do anything else
[17:01:52] <DragonWhisperer> Just say random things
[17:01:59] <DragonWhisperer> It seems to do Tuomney well
[17:02:02] <workbot> Its actually a quote from the Forrest Gump book
[17:02:05] <Echo> http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/three-seashells/i-mockery-three-seashells.gif
[17:02:08] <Tuomey> workbot: oh
[17:02:10] <DragonWhisperer> *Tuomey
[17:02:13] <Echo> nsfw
[17:02:14] <Echo> kinda
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[17:02:38] <Kronkle> Why did I click that?
[17:02:40] <Pig_catapult> How kinda nsfw is it, Echo?
[17:02:45] <Tuomey> DragonWhisperer: I haven't actually said "random things" at all today up until this sentence
[17:02:52] <Echo> illustrated person shitting
[17:02:58] <Waxx> echo
[17:02:59] <Waxx> what is this
[17:03:00] <DrUnderwood> Ahah
[17:03:15] <workbot> Man I love demolition man
[17:03:20] <Echo> Waxx: It's how to use the seashells from the movie Demolition Man
[17:03:22] <DragonWhisperer> Tuomey: WAY TO BE LITERAL ABOUT THINGS
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[17:03:41] <DragonWhisperer> Echo: What in the name of 682 did you just link me to
[17:03:48] <Echo> Featuring Sly as supercop John Spartan, in war-torn and crime-riddled LA.
[17:03:59] <Tuomey> aka regular LA
[17:04:06] <workbot> I jusg realised Bunton is back…
[17:04:07] * Tuomey ziiiiing
[17:04:07] <Echo> It's almost as good as Cobra.
[17:04:41] <Kenapheptrum> Do you think the Cloverfield monster would be a likely SCP?
[17:04:48] <workbot> Its an amazing movie
[17:04:52] <ProcyonLotor> we don't do pop culture stuff
[17:04:56] <Tuomey> workbot: he had left by choice
[17:04:58] <workbot> As cheesy as they get.
[17:05:02] <DragonWhisperer> Please note that SCP-173 will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that SCP-173 does speak, the Foundation urges you to disregard it's advice.
[17:05:23] <Tuomey> Kenapheptrum: pop culture references don't go over well for the most part
[17:05:31] <workbot> Tuomey, oh, is he okay now?
[17:05:32] <Tuomey> That said, in real life, it would totally be a skip
[17:05:35] <Echo> Kenapheptrum: Fuck no
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[17:05:45] <Tuomey> workbot: well, he's still him
[17:05:45] <Tuomey> So
[17:05:52] <Tuomey> I leave you to make up your own mind
[17:05:57] <workbot> Vehemency you see is a succubus
[17:05:57] <Vehemency> .tell TheGreekOwl ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL IS FREE
[17:05:58] <Nala> Vehemency: Alright.
[17:06:08] <Vehemency> .tell TheGreekOwl ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL IS FREE
[17:06:09] <Nala> Vehemency: Okay.
[17:06:09] * Tuomey picks up Vehemency, places her on a high shelf
[17:06:11] <Tuomey> Wello
[17:06:14] <Tuomey> *Hello
[17:06:16] <workbot> Oh he's still captain awkward then
[17:06:16] <Vehemency> hi Tuomey
[17:06:18] * iospace places Tuomey next to Vehemency
[17:06:31] <ProcyonLotor> only one that I think work are ones where the work itself isn't important (ie an anomalous copy of a movie), or ones that are not the item itself, but involve it somehow
[17:06:32] <ProcyonLotor> .sea feeny
[17:06:33] <Waxx> !weather
[17:06:33] <Nala> ProcyonLotor: The Feeny Stitcher (rating: +60, 9 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1502
[17:06:35] <Kenapheptrum> Current weather in Belgrade, MT: 48F, 9C; Humidity: 71%; Wind: 10 MPH; Condition: light rain
[17:06:36] * Tuomey too fat, breaks shelf, dies
[17:06:36] <TheGreekOwl> Vehemency:?
[17:06:39] <Waxx> !weather fuck
[17:06:39] * workbot grabs Iospace, puts her in the cookie jar
[17:06:41] <Kenapheptrum> Location "fuck" not found
[17:06:47] <ProcyonLotor> uh…
[17:06:48] <Waxx> !weather butts
[17:06:50] <Kenapheptrum> Location "butts" not found
[17:06:50] <Vehemency> TheGreekOwl: Free alcohol.
[17:06:55] <TheGreekOwl> I a !showtells
[17:06:57] <ProcyonLotor> are the bots getting smarty?
[17:06:58] <Waxx> there has to be a place called "butts" somewhere
[17:07:00] <TheGreekOwl> Vehemency: Yeah no.
[17:07:03] <ProcyonLotor> like, sentient?
[17:07:03] <workbot> Iospace I missed you ><
[17:07:04] <Tuomey> .w butts
[17:07:05] <Nala> Tuomey: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butts_County,_Georgia (Butts County, Georgia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) Butts County is a county located in the northern half of the U.S. state of Georgia. It was created on December 24, 1825. As of 2010, the population was 23,655.
[17:07:07] <TheGreekOwl> !showtells
[17:07:12] * iospace hugs workbot
[17:07:13] <Tuomey> Waxx: there you go
[17:07:16] <Waxx> !weather 44484
[17:07:17] <ProcyonLotor> because I'm pretty sure I had a conversation with them
[17:07:18] <Kenapheptrum> Current weather in Warren, OH: 62F, 17C; Humidity: 90%; Wind: 5 MPH; Condition: rain mist
[17:07:23] <Tuomey> what's up, input
[17:07:26] <TheGreekOwl> Vehemency: I cna give Free Dolls and Owls if you want.
[17:07:40] <Vehemency> TheGreekOwl: SEE, in Europe, there is something called Eurovision, where Europeans collectively lose their sanity over inane pop songs and vote on them.
[17:07:51] <TheGreekOwl> Vehemency:
[17:07:54] <TheGreekOwl> no
[17:07:58] <Tuomey> Hang on just a fucking second Vehemency
[17:07:58] <TheGreekOwl> Fuck the Eurovision.
[17:08:03] <Vehemency> TheGreekOwl: The Greek entry this year is now a meme
[17:08:05] <workbot> Oh yeah that happened a couple of days ago
[17:08:08] <TheGreekOwl> Vehemency: It is?
[17:08:09] <DrUnderwood> I don't watch Eurovision
[17:08:10] <Tuomey> Most of us think that shit is complete and utter bullcrap
[17:08:14] <Vehemency> I'm angry because I keep seeing it everywhere
[17:08:18] <Vehemency> And it's catchy
[17:08:33] <TheGreekOwl> Who won>
[17:08:35] <DragonWhisperer> Ew, Eurovision
[17:08:38] <Vehemency> Denmark
[17:08:44] <Vehemency> Greece came like 12
[17:08:45] <ProcyonLotor> .y hulesangen
[17:08:46] <Nala> ProcyonLotor: Jungledyret - Hulesangen (Original Danish) by NegaChaos0 (1 m 46 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01QxKpuwBOg - published Mon Sep 1, 2008 - 4.86/5.00 (377.0, +364/-13), 143,897 views
[17:08:48] <Vehemency> And Ireland dead last
[17:08:49] <TheGreekOwl> Thats cool
[17:09:03] <Tuomey> Did we send a children's show character again?
[17:09:18] <Vehemency> Tuomey: What fucking children's show would Jedward come from
[17:09:22] <Echo> Vehemency:
[17:09:25] <Echo> Check this out
[17:09:26] <Tuomey> Oh we sent those fucks
[17:09:26] <Vehemency> I'm not even sure they're /human/
[17:09:28] <Tuomey> Christ
[17:09:28] <Echo> http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/three-seashells/i-mockery-three-seashells.gif nsfw
[17:09:33] <Soulless> Vehemency: did you get my tell
[17:09:35] <Tuomey> That's worse than dustin the turkey
[17:09:38] <Vehemency> Soulless: Yes.
[17:09:40] <Tuomey> Oh man
[17:09:45] <Soulless> Vehemency: <3
[17:09:48] <Tuomey> I didn't know we let them represent us
[17:09:49] <Maddy> http://allisquiethere.tumblr.com/post/51172623849 FOOD
[17:09:49] <Tuomey> I
[17:09:52] <Tuomey> I'm so sorry
[17:09:53] <DrUnderwood> Echo that made me crack up
[17:09:57] <ProcyonLotor> least ireland didn't give us one direction
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[17:10:07] <Azzleflux> in the scp foundation you don’t say “i love you” you say “Object Class: Euclid” which roughly translates to “[DATA EXPUNGED]” and I think that’s ███████
[17:10:12] <TheGreekOwl> Echo: So wait, thats what the clamp things where for in Demolition man?
[17:10:17] <Tuomey> Actually one of the guys in that shitbox is Irish, ProcyonLotor
[17:10:26] <ProcyonLotor> never mind
[17:10:27] * Tuomey weeps for his country
[17:10:27] <Echo> TheGreekOwl: No
[17:10:31] <Echo> They were just joking
[17:10:33] <Vehemency> !y Eurovision Greece ALCOHOL IS FREE
[17:10:33] <Nala> Vehemency: Koza Mostra & Agathon Iakovidis - Alcohol Is Free (Greece) 2013 Eurovision Song Contest by eurovision (2 m 59 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3k2MOJOkKg - published Wed Mar 13, 2013 - 4.76/5.00 (14985.0, +14072/-913), 1,330,295 views
[17:10:34] <ProcyonLotor> ireland is now officially a cultural wasteland
[17:10:37] <Echo> The seashells are never explained
[17:10:48] <ophite> YOU SHIT ON THEM
[17:10:49] <ophite> THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS
[17:10:51] <Tuomey> ProcyonLotor: we're still better than america
[17:10:52] <DrUnderwood> Azzleflux what is wrong with you today?
[17:10:55] <ProcyonLotor> one direction has gone back in time and erased James Joyce from history
[17:10:57] <Vehemency> Prepare to be amazed by how weird Greek music can be.
[17:10:57] <Tuomey> Not by a lot
[17:11:01] <Tuomey> But a bit
[17:11:01] <Azzleflux> DrUnderwood: What /isnt/
[17:11:12] <DrUnderwood> Ah ok
[17:11:20] <DrUnderwood> That gives me hope
[17:11:27] <workbot> I guess I shi
[17:11:31] <ProcyonLotor> tuomey: we are the artistes who gave the world such divinely inspired masterpieces as "Honey Boo Boo" and at least three shows about public storage auctions
[17:11:31] <ophite> I am sad that The Knife has never been on Eurovision.
[17:11:32] <TheGreekOwl> Vehemency: Greek music?
[17:11:34] <Vehemency> I love the comments though
[17:11:41] <workbot> Should go play P4G
[17:11:45] <Tuomey> ProcyonLotor: that would be my point
[17:11:48] <workbot> Goodbye site 19
[17:11:48] <Vehemency> "Yah Germany should send Greece free beer to make up for WW2"
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[17:12:21] <ProcyonLotor> I don't speak greek, why is the creepy old man following them
[17:12:22] <Soulless> DrUnderwood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_WzuBbeb1A I don't understand this song, it has a kind of middle eastern vibe, but the singing is japanese, and there's dubstep
[17:12:22] <Nala> Soulless: 【C83】【東方ボーカル】 全自動少女 - ゼンマヰ仕掛けの神は斯く語りき by nerphip (4 m 34 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_WzuBbeb1A - published Fri May 10, 2013 - 5.00/5.00 (24.0, +24/-0), 338 views
[17:12:27] <ProcyonLotor> is this secretly a horror film
[17:12:29] <ophite> So, okay.
[17:12:29] <ophite> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBAzlNJonO8
[17:12:30] <Nala> ophite: Fever Ray 'If I Had A Heart' by Fever Ray (4 m 6 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBAzlNJonO8 - published Tue Jan 6, 2009 - 4.96/5.00 (21201.0, +20977/-224), 2,619,177 views
[17:12:32] <ophite> People need to watch this.
[17:12:33] <Soulless> DrUnderwood: what even is this song
[17:12:38] <Vehemency> ProcyonLotor: To keep them in line so they don't get free alcohol
[17:12:45] <ophite> This is what reminded me that I needed to write a SCP. This video is _creepy as shit._
[17:12:51] <ProcyonLotor> but alcohol is free
[17:12:52] <Vehemency> !y We Share Out Mother's Health The Knife
[17:12:53] <Nala> Vehemency: We Share Our Mother's Health - The Knife by BrilleRecords's channel (3 m 40 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=617ANIA5Rqs - published Wed Jul 5, 2006 - 4.86/5.00 (8198.0, +7901/-297), 2,658,699 views
[17:12:54] <DrUnderwood> Soulless i cannot listen at it
[17:12:54] <Vehemency> YAY SWEDEN
[17:13:03] <Soulless> DrUnderwood: ah… :)
[17:13:04] <DrUnderwood> I guess it is drumstep Soulless
[17:13:05] <Soulless> * :(
[17:13:06] <ophite> Vehemency: YAY SWEDEN.
[17:13:40] <DrUnderwood> Because if it uses samples and sounds a bit like dubstep and dnb it's drumstep Soulless
[17:13:46] <ophite> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEoGQU_k78k
[17:13:48] <ophite> YAY SWEDEN.
[17:13:50] <ProcyonLotor> WUBWUBWUB
[17:13:54] <Soulless> DrUnderwood: I don't know man
[17:13:58] <Nala> ophite: y by iamamiwhoami (8 m 46 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEoGQU_k78k - published Thu Aug 5, 2010 - 4.06/5.00 (18588.0, +14200/-4388), 12,153,132 views
[17:14:05] <Vehemency> It's not well known, but Greeks secretly love alcohol more than their own mothers.
[17:14:10] <TheGreekOwl> http://images.4chan.org/co/src/1369343534031.jpg
[17:14:12] <TheGreekOwl> wtf
[17:14:26] <TheGreekOwl> Vehemency: I think you are confusing us with the Fins.
[17:14:42] <Vehemency> TheGreekOwl: That's not a secret about the Fins though.
[17:15:17] <Tuomey> And it's very well advertised about us paddys
[17:15:47] <Vehemency> If you tell tumblr Irish people were once discriminated against, their minds will implode.
[17:16:09] <Tuomey> Hey, try telling them the troubles are only officially over
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[17:16:43] <Echo> No
[17:16:47] <Echo> Tell tumblr they had no right to be angry in the first place
[17:16:47] <Vehemency> I like how Irish people name things. Very simple.
[17:17:01] <Tuomey> It's a retarded fucking name
[17:17:12] <Tuomey> But we do have a habit of that
[17:17:12] <Vehemency> Tuomey: easy to remember though!
[17:17:34] <Vehemency> Guess it has to be easy when half the country is drunk off its ass
[17:17:41] <Tuomey> World War 2, we're getting bombed because Germany doesn't know the difference between Belfast and Dublin?
[17:17:45] <Tuomey> "The Emergency"
[17:18:09] <Tuomey> All the fucking potatoes are gone and everyone is starving?
[17:18:15] <Tuomey> "The Famine"
[17:18:45] <Tuomey> The Brits are taking big plantations and installing their "nobility" and "heroes"?
[17:18:51] <Tuomey> "The Plantations"
[17:19:07] <TheGreekOwl> Tuomey: Has to do with Herman Goering getting orders from Hitler to stop bombing military targets, but rather to start bomibng civilian centers.
[17:19:26] <Tuomey> TheGreekOwl: also has a lot to do with them being retarded and the technology being shit
[17:19:31] <Tuomey> They were aiming for Belfast
[17:19:34] <Gaffsey> the irish have a way with euphemisms, it seems
[17:19:37] <Tuomey> Republic wasn't involved
[17:19:39] <Vehemency> Tuomey: Didn't some Irish people think the country joining Hitler would be a AWESOME thing?
[17:19:43] <Gaffsey> the one I know is
[17:19:48] <Gaffsey> (are?) the troubles
[17:20:01] <PaulS_laptop> Vehemency: mostly because of an enemy-of-my-enemy thing
[17:20:03] <Tuomey> Vehemency: some thought it would be mutually beneficial
[17:20:09] <Gaffsey> lots of people who disliked the british thought the same
[17:20:09] <Vehemency> Because I do recall a friend of mine saying Ireland doesn't really like talking about WW2 for that very reason
[17:20:12] <PaulS_laptop> because the british are pricks
[17:20:14] <Gaffsey> so, lots of people, period
[17:20:36] <ProcyonLotor> although an axis ireland would not have gone over well for the country
[17:20:48] <Vehemency> No one really liked Britain until Tennant became the 10th Doctor.
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[17:21:02] <Echo> "Guys. You know that guy who orchestrated a massive power grab and the executions by gas and incineration of millions of his own citizens?"
[17:21:09] <Echo> "I bet he'd be totally straight to work for."
[17:21:19] <Tuomey> Echo, more like this
[17:21:20] <Echo> "And like… present NO chance of assfucking us when it's all over."
[17:21:21] <ProcyonLotor> italy did it
[17:21:24] <DreadLindwyrm> We would probably have had to have done something fairly permanent about an axis aligned Ireland.
[17:21:32] <Vehemency> Italy had IL DUCE
[17:21:41] <Tuomey> "Guys, you know that guy who's fighting the people who kept murdering us for the last couple hundred years?"
[17:21:43] <Tuomey> "Yeah?"
[17:21:45] <DrUnderwood> Dambit
[17:21:50] <DrUnderwood> Don't talk about him
[17:21:50] <Tuomey> "He could help out"
[17:21:50] <TheGreekOwl> Vehemency: Don't you mean Il Duece, lol amirte
[17:21:53] <Tuomey> "But he's evil"
[17:21:57] <Tuomey> "Yeah, but brits"
[17:22:10] <ProcyonLotor> ireland had a higher concentration of people who hated england than anywhere in western (and probably all of) europe at the time
[17:22:21] <Dr_Kens> …
[17:22:28] <Dr_Kens> Doctopus: SUN TURKEY, IS IT?
[17:22:36] <Tuomey> Someone told me that Hitler called us a cabbage patch though
[17:22:41] <ProcyonLotor> although axis ireland would have gotten destroyed
[17:22:43] <Tuomey> Which is pretty fucking stupid
[17:22:47] <Tuomey> We're more into potatoes
[17:23:10] <DrUnderwood> They raised alcohol price here in Italy
[17:23:13] <Tuomey> ProcyonLotor: I don't see that hitler would have cared about that
[17:23:15] <DrUnderwood> Now a shot costs 2 euros
[17:23:30] <Vehemency> Somehow it was the Russians who made vodka though.
[17:23:31] <ProcyonLotor> tuomey: I'm not talking re: hitler's opinion, more in general
[17:23:37] * You are now known as Roget
[17:23:40] <Tuomey> Yeah, true
[17:24:00] <ProcyonLotor> Hitler probably would have loved a second front for britain
[17:24:10] <TheGreekOwl> ProcyonLotor: Second front where?
[17:24:26] <Waxx> well
[17:24:28] <TheGreekOwl> Like, there was Africa and there was getting bobmed by germany,
[17:24:33] <ProcyonLotor> thegreekowl: western coast of England. we're discussing Ireland hypothetically joining the axis
[17:24:34] <Waxx> that's kind of what the whole battle of britain thing was all about, you kno
[17:24:43] <Waxx> oh
[17:24:45] <DreadLindwyrm> Along the border of Ulster for starters.
[17:24:47] <Waxx> i get what you mean now
[17:24:51] <Waxx> right
[17:25:21] <ProcyonLotor> I mean, there's no way it would be successful, but it would divert british troops from the continent
[17:25:37] <Tuomey> He could have armed the Republic and used it as a disposable force against the Brits in the North
[17:25:52] <Waxx> how would he have armed them
[17:25:58] <Dr_Kens> very carefully
[17:26:01] <Vehemency> Waxx: magic.
[17:26:01] <Tuomey> Sticking more arms to them
[17:26:05] <Tuomey> Glue
[17:26:06] <ProcyonLotor> shipping to ireland from nazi germany would have been pretty dificult
[17:26:10] <Waxx> logistically it wouldn't have been feasible
[17:26:20] <ProcyonLotor> especially if they were both england's enemy
[17:26:27] <Echo> THey didn't have enough weapons in some places for their own troops toward the end
[17:26:27] <Vehemency> Ireland would use sticks and stones if it meant bashing in British faces.
[17:26:33] <Echo> And their supply lines were for shit
[17:26:34] <Tuomey> ProcyonLotor: we weren't technically an enemy at the time though
[17:26:40] <Mr_Wilt> Vehemency~
[17:26:41] <Waxx> it's not so much a matter of them not having them
[17:26:44] <Waxx> as much as it is them not being able to get it there
[17:26:54] <ProcyonLotor> tuomey: I know, we are saying "hypothetically, what if ireland joined the axis"
[17:27:12] <Vehemency> Mr_Wilt~
[17:27:19] <Echo> Also, Waxx
[17:27:26] * Mr_Wilt hugs Vehemency
[17:27:26] <Echo> Did you get my warning about reproductive health
[17:27:26] <Waxx> fanciful ideas
[17:27:29] <Waxx> i did
[17:27:33] <Echo> Excellent
[17:27:56] <Echo> I trust you're not at risk.
[17:28:35] <Waxx> nope
[17:28:40] <Waxx> my iud is just fine
[17:28:52] * Vehemency hugs Mr_Wilt.
[17:28:59] * Vehemency also gets Echo in on this hugging.
[17:29:13] <Vehemency> Hey did anyone ever watch Whose Line?
[17:29:21] <Dr_Kens> Vehemency: WHo hasn't?
[17:29:33] <Tuomey> http://macromeme.com/cat/jaded-horse.jpg
[17:29:40] <Vehemency> Am I the only one who doesn't care about Drew that much?
[17:29:59] <Dr_Kens> yes
[17:30:25] <Vehemency> I saw the teaser clips for the new Whose Line and most of the comments were like "DREW ISN'T HERE BRING BACK DREW I'M NOT WATCHING IT IF THERE'S NO DREW"
[17:30:37] <Tuomey> http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/glorious.jpg
[17:30:48] <ProcyonLotor> internet comments are always certain to be incredibly stupid
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[17:31:52] <ihpkmn> wait, Drew Carrey isn't on Whos Line?
[17:32:06] <Maddy> WHO CARES
[17:32:09] <Vehemency> Drew's contract with TPIR is higher paying
[17:32:11] <Maddy> COLIN MOCHARIE IS
[17:32:14] <ihpkmn> I dunt
[17:32:18] <Vehemency> AND WAYNE BRADY
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[17:32:19] <ProcyonLotor> neither do I
[17:32:21] <Maddy> WOOO
[17:32:23] <ihpkmn> Lol Colin Mockery
[17:32:28] <Vehemency> AND RYAN STILES
[17:32:32] <ProcyonLotor> and my real first name just came up, which creeped me the hell out
[17:32:35] * Echo has kicked RainbowDash from #site19 (Nope)
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[17:32:37] <ihpkmn> (I'm not making fun of him, I just think his name sounds funny)
[17:32:40] * Echo sets ban on RainbowDash!*@*
[17:32:46] * Echo has kicked RainbowDash from #site19 (Still not there yet)
[17:32:53] <ProcyonLotor> hey… my name is Colin
[17:32:59] <ProcyonLotor> like, no joke
[17:33:03] <ihpkmn> Echo, stop being racist against someone for their name xthnxbai
[17:33:03] <Vehemency> Are you bald and Canadian?
[17:33:12] * Echo removes ban on RainbowDash!*@*
[17:33:14] <TheGreekOwl> Echo: Damn bronies.
[17:33:17] <ProcyonLotor> ihpkmn: it was more that they were also running a bot
[17:33:23] <ihpkmn> oh
[17:33:23] <DrUnderwood> Echo. Did you know Kenapheptrum was him right?
[17:33:25] <ihpkmn> .-.
[17:33:26] <ProcyonLotor> Vehemency: I don't think so
[17:33:38] * Vehemency drowns TheGreekOwl in alcohol
[17:33:53] <Echo> DrUnderwood: Yes
[17:34:00] <DrUnderwood> Oh.
[17:34:04] <TheGreekOwl> Vehemency: Don;t worry, I have a few skeletons in my closet about that.
[17:34:10] <Echo> You know what that means?
[17:34:12] <ProcyonLotor> why'd you unban him if he was obviously running a bot?
[17:34:19] <Vehemency> TheGreekOwl: Owl-roast! 8D
[17:34:27] <Echo> He's running a bot in here?
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[17:34:32] <ProcyonLotor> gimme a sec to find it echo
[17:34:33] <Maddy> Wait what?
[17:34:33] <Echo> Or was, rather?
[17:34:36] <ProcyonLotor> I'll pm the log
[17:34:42] <DrUnderwood> Echo no
[17:34:47] * Gaffsey is now known as Gaffsrites
[17:34:47] <TheGreekOwl> Roget: Greetings.
[17:34:49] <Maddy> I though we were just banning hm cause his name is stupid as hell.
[17:34:58] * Echo sets ban on *!*@synIRC-1DC18F88.msl-mt.client.bresnan.net
[17:34:58] * Echo has kicked RainbowDash from #site19 (Echo)
[17:35:00] <Roget> hello thegreekowl
[17:35:11] <Echo> Yeah, we don't need a bronie running bots.
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[17:35:22] <Roget> Echo that guy wasn't a bot
[17:35:31] <Echo> I know he wasn't
[17:35:36] <Echo> But he's the one controlling it
[17:35:40] <Roget> ah
[17:35:48] <Roget> there was a bot, then?
[17:36:02] <Echo> <Kenapheptrum>Current weather in Warren, OH: 62F, 17C; Humidity: 90%; Wind: 5 MPH; Condition: rain mist
[17:36:05] <Echo> Yes
[17:36:05] <ProcyonLotor> he was running it under his name
[17:36:07] <Berggren> can we, maybe, tell him he can't have a bot before kickbanning him?
[17:36:07] <Roget> ah
[17:36:08] <Echo> THere was a bot
[17:36:16] <Roget> Berggren its in da rules
[17:36:20] * Echo has kicked Berggren from #site19 (No. He's a bronie.)
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[17:36:29] <Berggren> kk
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[17:36:35] <Echo> No fucking shit, huh
[17:36:45] <Roget> Echo need me to log it
[17:36:49] <Echo> Roget, would you mind logging?
[17:36:52] <Echo> If you would be so kind.
Waxx unbanned him.
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!